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A Response to the Riddler: Replies to CL Ad 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Before I post the TOP responses, let me reiterate that the riddle is completely bogus. I made it up. There is no solution, because it's complete bullshit.
That said, enjoy the responses to the ad (with many stabs at the answer):
(1)
I've got to know if my answer is right.
They can all leave the room, just not at the same time.
The antellope can roll the cantaloupe out, then the ant and the Read more:Response
Latest Craigslist Ad: Where is the opposite pole of my magnet? - 27 1970-01-01 00:59:59 See it NOW! http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/m4w/277271727.html
Where is the opposite
pole of my magnet? - 27
Where is the opposite end of my magnet? Where is the cream of my coffee, the night of my day, the sky of my Earth?
I find that opposites attract. I find it so exciting when there are two completely different people entering a relationship together. I think this is what the Lord
NEW CL Ad: Inspired by a real response 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I put up a new Craigslist ad because after three or four days, I've received NO responses. Not one. Not a single solitary one.
This one might not either, but I put it up anyway. The latest ad is inspired by an actual response to a personal ad. I didn't receive this personally. Someone emailed this to me as a response to a legitimate personal ad. The original email that was sent as a response to Read more:Inspired
CRAIGSLIST PERSONAL AD: I love riddles and being active; do you? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I'm an active girl looking for someone who doesn't like to sit around and do nothing. You want to grab life by the balls (or whatever) and make something of it. You've got to be an accepting guy, and ready for anything.
Who am I?
I'm a 27 year old half-Latina half-Caucasian college graduate. I went to Gonzaga University for my BS in wetlands biology and started Eastern New Mexico University for Read more:riddles
The Double Dating Couple: Responses 1970-01-01 00:59:59 (1)
Hello,
Nice to see your message on craigslist... .. I am 27 m single Executive professional and live in P*******...
About me -I am outgoing and like to have nice and stimulating conversation. I
like to go to live concerts and clubs for drinks. I like to go for hiking
and love to play tennis. At the same time I am laid back and like to watch
movies over a glass of wine. :)
Tell me more Read more:Dating
What I Do, What I Don't Do, and the Rules I Might Follow 1970-01-01 00:59:59 This is my blog. You found it.
Here's What I Do
I enjoy writing personal ads and posting them on Craigslist (CL). There's a little part of me in each of the ads. There are many reasons I do this, but mainly it's because I'm starved for attention. I never, ever set out intending to hurt someone.
Here's What I Don't Do
I don't reveal anybody's personal or contact information. I try to follow the Read more:Rules
Two Ads For the Price of One 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The following two ads were linked together. The general idea was that a girlfriend is dissatisfied with her relationship, and decides that she and her boyfriend should put up personal ads to find people to go on a double date with.
First, the girl's ad:
Looking to be Happier With Someone Better! - 27 (Santa Monica)
My boyfriend and I have decided to try out a way to meet new people. Since we
CL Ad Woman Seeking Men: Smile Me Your Smiling Eyes 1970-01-01 00:59:59 http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/w4m/280554966.html
Check out the latest Craigslist ad. Tell me what you think. Does it make sense? I think it's kind of funny, but it's Chinese New Years and it's 3:45 in the morning. A lot of things are funny. Bob Saggot? Funny. Tornadoes? Not funny. Blue cheese? Fucking hilarious.
So here's the latest ad (as well as at the above address)...
Smile
Me Your Read more:Seeking
A White Knight for a Fair Maiden 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I got some suggestions of what to do with the next ad. I took a little of what people wanted to see and put it in this one.
Art thou the man for me?
Let me tell a little about me. I'm obsessed with medieval history. I actually have a degree from North Wisconsin University (Go BUCKS! I'm a buck! You're a buck! Chuck chuck chuck!) in Medieval English history (as well as a law degree, but that was Read more:White
, Knight
, Maiden
, White Knight
RESPONSES (VOL 2): Austin CL Ad for Vegetarian Rat Pelt Peddler 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I really enjoy the ads from our friends in Texas. Endless entertainment. Let's continue with Voume 2, shall we?
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I can send you a pic. you won't be disappointed. I also have 2 Harley's and a Boat for fun. Drop me a line.
*(Unfortunately, no penis, though.)
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im e****, and im 18, currently in school i want to start my own electrical company around the age of 26, im 5'8 ,140 i know you said Read more:Austin
, Vegetarian
, Peddler
RESPONSES (VOL 3): Austin CL Ad for Vegetarian Rat Pelt Peddler 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I only have time to post a couple of posts. So be it.
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Hi, can you tell me more about the following in your CL ad?
"One of the issues I'm working with is to fight against the drive to change the name of the city of Austin
to the City of Bellsouth (which hasn't reached the Texas legislature yet, but you should write your state rep and tell him to keep Austin as Austin). I only found out about Read more:Vegetarian
, Peddler
RESPONSES (VOL 1): Austin CL Ad for Vegetarian Rat Pelt Peddler 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I love Texans. Well, not all of them, and not all the time. I decided it was time to take this project on the road, so we started with Austin
. Of course, I wasn't thinking and put that the person in the ad was from Houston. But whatever.
Austin, my friends, did not disappoint. What we have is gold. Take a gander. There's quite a few responses, so I'll post up a few at a time.
1
I love you
2 Read more:Vegetarian
, Peddler
CL Ad: Good Time Outdoors? (on Austin, TX Craigslist) 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Let's turn a friendship into the relationship we're both looking for. I want a guy who knows how to treat a girl right--who knows how to be a man and isn't a wimp. If things work, maybe we could be married by April (how spontaneous are you?).
ABOUT ME:
I'm 27 and I live in Round Rock. I went to Stephen F. Austin
for my degree in agribusiness, and have been running my own business since Read more:Outdoors
, Good Time
RESPONSES: Chastity Belt-Wearing Maritime Lawyer 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Welcome to the latest responses. Good stuff. Apparently maritime lawyers and/or those obsessed with 14th-16th century England are in high demand. Keep THAT in mind when you're in a bar looking for a little action. You could open conversations with...
"These Goddamn chastity belts get so rusty. It needs lubricating...Anyone?"
or
"I think botulism is SO cool."
Or just use your imagination.
1 Read more:Maritime
, Lawyer
RESPONSES: The Post-Op Woman Seeking Man 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I found these responses to mostly be creepy, yet dull. They weren't that fun to read, but at the same time they were just...strange. I ended the ad after only about one day of it being posted. Of course, I feel I saved the best one for last.
By the way, if you're looking for responses for the last two ads, there were none.
1
i like your hairs : )
paul
2
are you drunk?
3
Ahhh... you're Read more:Seeking
RESPONSES (VOL 4): Austin CL Ad for Vegetarian Rat Pelt Peddler 1970-01-01 00:59:59 This is it. This is the last installation of responses to the Craigslist ad. I'll be somewhat sad to leave our Texas friends. Somewhat. I wonder where we'll go next with this.
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Well hi there. 6'2" here . Last woman i was with had to move and said I was the best lover she has ever been with. Do you yahoo IM at all? a**** if you do. I think its easier then here. Would be nice to talk to you Read more:Austin
, Vegetarian
, Peddler
CL Ad: Getting Over Heartbreak in Phoenix 1970-01-01 00:59:59 That's right, friends. We've moved from the biggest state in the continental United States to the fucking hottest city. Let me tell you about hot. Hot is 110 degrees outside--at MIDNIGHT. Hot is where you can't go for a jog outside while it's light outside or there's a 99% chance you'll get a heat stroke.
By now, you know I'm talking about Phoenix
. You want a textbook example of urban sprawl? Read more:Heartbreak
CL Ad: Messed on Painkillers! Let's Go Out! (Houston) 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I really am on muscle relaxers, too. I'm a bit fucked up. And when's the best time to do anything? That's right; when you're fucked up. I like driving when the package specifically says, "Do not drive and/or use heavy machinery."
What does this mean? To not drive AND use heavy machinery means you're NOT doing both. I am NOT driving AND using heavy machinery. To not drive OR use heavy machinery Read more:Houston
RESPONSES: Houston CL Ad for the Painkiller Addict 2007-03-04 03:23:00 This ad probably got the least amount of responses so far: 22. That's not bad, actually. After all, it was flagged and removed after only a couple of days. This is a trend as of late. Also, there was seemed to be suspicion on the part of those replying to the ad that it wasn't real.
All well. That's life, I guess. Let's look at the best ones. This will soon follow with the responses to the Read more:Houston
, Painkiller
RESPONSES: Some Pick-up Lines From Phoenix (VOL 3) 2007-03-06 04:41:00 22
Your story sounds like mine! Lets chat and compare notes!
T****
23 (BEST EMAIL)
OMG, you sound so perfect for me. I am a long distance therapy councilor and you need my help. Where to start, first stop telling people your a Cali girl. . Second, get "redneck" tattooed across your forehead, join the service and get shipped to Iraq. Please no matter what, leave the country or at least do not Read more:Lines
, Phoenix
RESPONSES: Some Pick-up Lines From Phoenix (VOL 2) 2007-03-06 04:31:00 11
PUT A REAL PICTURE UP OF YOU....NOT SOME STUPID DOG? OR IS THAT YOU?
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What you really need to do is get over Paul. You say you werent a stalker but go back and re read your ad. You mentioned Paul how many times? And you are not a stalker? Maybe you arent a stalker, but if you want to find a nice guy, lose the "Paul" memories and quit talking about him.
*(Brilliant.)
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Is Fungus single? Read more:Lines
, Phoenix
RESPONSES: Some Pick-up Lines From Phoenix (VOL 1) 2007-03-06 04:16:00 Sorry it took me so long to get these responses up. After a bout of food poisoning, I feel ready to sit in one place without writhing in pain and having to revisit the throne.
And again, though there are many responses (almost 70), I'll post only the best ones. I warn you--there are many. Many seem to think they know good pick-up lines. Others seem to think they don't need them.
1
Well....... Read more:Lines
, Phoenix
Give me some love... 2007-03-09 02:13:00 Hey, fools. There's been some delay with the blog. I feel your pain. After all, I write the ads, post the responses, and Bob's Your Uncle (you incestual bastard), this blog gets populated.
I need a couple of days. It's been really busy down at the factory.
Besides, this blog does not owe to great organization. I'm thinking of just dumping the blog and migrating everything to a somewhat
Responses: Vegas Performer Seekin' Some Lovin' (VOL 3) 2007-03-27 04:10:00 25
hello,my name is lyle send me a reply and I will send you a pix and
about myself.maybe send a pix of you from the front this time? I know a
few showgirls also.Talk to you soon.
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Hey .... I am kinda like you... just looking to learn who you are first, and see if we actually like each other... I hate flings.. and this is las vegas so I am really believing that there is no one out there for Read more:Vegas
, Performer
Responses: Vegas Performer Seekin' Some Lovin' (VOL 2) 2007-03-27 04:02:00 12
d****, trumpet player from ny coming to town, i am 6'5" so no complex here..............educated well i have a law degree if you consder that educated. get back to me.
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You went through the trouble of getting into Julliard, then LEFT? That's hot...
Tell me about your show.
14
Hi!! I'm new to Vegas
, just graduated from law school in Utah and came out
here to start working for a firm in Read more:Performer
Responses: Vegas Performer Seekin' Some Lovin' (VOL 1) 2007-03-27 03:51:00 Over 100 responses, but not many are that good. I was surprised to see the responses out of Vegas
to possess an overall lack of creativity. They were mostly short one-liners, like, "Sounds great. Hit me up. Let's go out." Whatev. Fuck that. I'll only post the ones worth reading.
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hey, i just saw your add and i think the odds are stacked against me, but this is vegas and even the longshot wins Read more:Performer
CL Ad: Performer Needs Wonderful Man Without the Theatrics (Las Vegas) 2007-03-27 03:42:00 I wrote this ad while in Las Vegas
(it's already been posted and has run its course). I was inspired by the lights, sounds, and drunkedness of the Strip.
While there, I ate as much food in two days as I normally would in about a week (no exageration). All well. That's what binge eating is all about, I guess. Some people hate Vegas. I like the human drama you can see anywhere--people losing all Read more:Performer
, Needs
, Wonderful
, Las Vegas
CL Ad: Let's Make Magic...TOGETHER! - 27 2007-03-28 03:58:00 A return to California. I decided to go back and post again on Los Angeles Craigslist. I missed LA. It's nice to be back...
Here's the ad on Craigslist.
And here it is...NOT on Craigslist.
Let's Make Magic
...TOGETHER! - 27
I am a professional magician and I'm looking for a buxom (or not) young lady who knows how to shake her booty, drink, and looks forward to the occasional appearance in a
CL Ad: FEMALE Magician Seeks a Man 2007-03-30 04:51:00 I was disheartened that nobody responded to my M4W ad. I decided I had to do a W4M ad. Men in this city are desperate, because they typically will answer any ad. It could be an ad posted by a 450 pound crack addict fat chick with every STD in the book, and it'd get responses (maybe not many).
This isn't a 450 pound crack addict. Just a magician...
See it here while it's still up on Craigslist.
Responses: FEMALE Magician Seeking a Man (VOL 3) 2007-04-01 02:46:00 15
I hope your reading closely. I'm not a magician. I'm an engineer. I'm
the guy you don't want in your audience because I've figured the
Illusion out before your done. It's almost a curse because I want to
believe. I'd love to see a real magician at work.
I'm tall 6'3, In great shape, brown hair blue eyes. I don't like white
russians and I'm obviously not a golfer, love Creedence, Hate the Read more:Seeking
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