Kiss The Dirt So Wants Me! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 In order for me to come and get you Kiss the Dirt, you first would have to matter in the grand scheme of things. Since you don't, I'm just going to leave this screen cap as a reminder that my pink army of tarts is much larger than you realize. With the latest hassles at Rockbanned you can bet that number is growing every day, baby cakes!(Psst...for those not in the know, this is from the Private INXS Lounge at Rockband.com ~ a lounge that "Pink Champagne" currently doesn't have access to, or does he?)
Does Lukas Rossi have a new Chickadee? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Now, does this site let just anybody enter info? Who the heck is Missy Lomiss? They started dating when LukasRossi
was locked up inside the Rockstar mansion? (red flag #1) Anyone know anything about this Missy chick? Kendra Jade, care to comment Sunshine?
Lukas Rossi - Purple Rain 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Look what happened to show up on Google videos! You can go here to watch it, or watch the one I put below.This is why I'm a fan. I lurve this man. No matter how soap opera-ish the drama gets in the LukasRossi
fandom, his voice is consistently amazing when he performs. Read more:Purple
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My 69th Post! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 So, what to post about? If you are a faithful reader of my blog, then you know my comments sections are really THE places to be. So many interesting things get discussed there. Recently there has been talk about Lukas Rossi's (lead singer of Rock Star Supernova) alleged comment ("Do you suck cock?") made to an underage fan. This fact was reported by a long time poster over at Rockband.com.Of course this comment sent the fluffy bunnies into a tailspin. This comment was poo-pooed away and tons of justifications were made by the bunnies and the hapless mods alike. Some of my more savvy readers started to wonder when "Lukas" or Kendra Jade would show up at Rockband to soothe the waters and set things right in fluffy bunny land. But, how wrong were they? Kendra sent supreme nutso fan in with the message instead! Look, and laugh:Wow. First off, MANY posters (including my darling PINK self) were banned for much less! Sterling is totally dissing the original poster, which is a big
It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighbourhood. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Awww....seems like Rockband.com didn't enjoy my 69th post as much as my readers did. They have now shut their doors and pulled their curtains shut tight. Don't worry, if there is any dirt to spill over there I'll still get it. My PINK posse will not be stopped. They may become bored to tears reading over there in the now private land, but they will not be stopped.Just so you know, those who can't see the new Rossi Posse threads, that means you haven't been selected to participate. It's up again now, and people are posting. But, it's the same old boring stuff, so you ain't missing a thing!You all are welcome to continue to chatter here though! That's why I have posted this boring little blurb. My last comment section was getting big, so I wanted to give you a new section for today.Also, tarts ~ we have a new investigation. Someone mentioned this in my last comments section:Any of you Fargo concert goers (besides Slo) see this? Anyone hear about this? Sounds like an Read more:Beautiful
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The Amazing Race: Episode One 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Well, I broke down and actually turned on my television this evening to watch this show. I'm not a big television watcher, but I use to watch this show religiously in the early seasons. The past few years though have turned me off. Too boring! The tasks are too easy, it's like go here...go there...do this...do that. No challenging tasks! I want to see the teams THINK and piece together the clues before moving on to the next task, not be spoon fed!With that being said, I decided to watch tonight because some of my fave teams were on this All-Star version of this show. Also, because I know you all (well all you JD Fortune fans) are sick to death of hearing about the lust of my life (a certain Mr. Lukas Rossi). So I thought I'd take some time to bore you with my thoughts on the teams for this season of The Amazing
Race. (Teams will be discussed in the order that I like 'em!)Oswald and Danny (Season Two ~ 4th Place)This is my favourite team this time round. I loved them back Read more:Episode
This is Getting Silly Now. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Where else was a fuss made about "Lukas Rossi" posting during the Meet and Greet? HERE! Does Lukas Rossi read this blog? Hell no. Does Kendra Jade read this blog? Hell yes! She's a fan! She even sent me a myspace message saying so. Look: Read more:Silly
Bubbles Mermaid aka Suzy So Wants Me! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Oops. Sorry for this blog post. It's only a technical difficulty! My screen capping finger spasmed!Click the following to enlarge:"Suzy" is now spamming myspace with her crap. LOL. Girl has gone around the bend in her obsession with me. She so wants me. Who can blame her? I'm irresistible. And Bubbles
, or Suzy or whatever? I only "turncoat" when people annoy me with stupid stuff no one cares about.ETA: Edited to make the whiners happy. Can I get back to cocksucking now?
A Story: Close Your Eyes JD Fortune Fans! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Okay, all you folks asking me to post Kendra Jade pictures from Vancouver? Nobody sent me any pictures, so I can't post 'em! My hunch? Ho wasn't there. BUT ~ I do have a picture and a story about a rockstar acting like a Ho himself! Wanna hear it? Sensitive JD Fortune
fans reading? You might want to look away at this point.Here is what a gentle reader sent me, and I have done no editing to this story:*********************************************Dear Pink Champagne,I know you love to hear stories about Rock stars behaving badly, so I have a JD Fortune story for you. This happened to a friend of mine about 2 weeks ago. I have been in two minds whether or not to e-mail you this story, because JD Fortune is the home town boy made good. But, when someone behaves like an asshole they deserve to be made fun of.This story starts in the Airport in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. My friend was in the bar in customs waiting for her plane to New York, and there was a guy sitting next t Read more:Close
Talk...Gossip....Snark... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 New post so we can continue discussing whatever we feel like. Sorry this hasn't been a more substantial post, Pink Champagne is just overloaded with real-life work at the moment! After tomorrow I should be back to my old self.What to talk about?Kendra Jade was spotted at the recent Rockstar Supernova concert. Feelings? It's funny reading reviews from fans just fawning all over Kendra, who previously have emailed Pink bashing the shit out of her, while praising me and my blog to high heavens. Smells like sychophants to me.That Lukas Rossi myspace is his REAL myspace. Johnny Colt confirmed that.JD Fortune ~ what does his cock REALLY look like?The weather. Pink Champagne is damn sick of all this snow up in his neck of the woods. Read more:Gossip
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My Comments Section! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Yes, I am a hypocritical fickle cocksucker.Comments
now have to be approved. But, don't worry. I'll still approve pretty much everything, even the fluffy bunny comments, even the Kendra Jade supporter comments, even the JD Fortune fan comments.Why did I do this?Because I can. Because I'm fickle. Because someone just doesn't take the hint very well. BUBBLES MERMAID: I'm fickle. Anyone reading this blog would have figured that out. I'm sorry I didn't publish the dirt you wanted published. End of story. Read more:Section
It's Official 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Lukas Rossi is a putz. This site "lukasrossisongs" has Kendra Jade all over it, and he talks down to his fans like he's scolding little children! Say goodbye to lots of your fans that were teetering on the edge of still supporting you! Have fun with the bunnies and your hos! Au revoir former lust object! I'm moving onto bigger and better rockstars.Don't think you are off the hook though, Sunshine. Taking jabs at you is fine entertainment, and that will still continue. Read more:Official
How Much Taxes Will a "Slippery Nipples Party" Pay Off? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 So, hypothetical situation. Say one is late on paying taxes, like I don't know....let me just pick a random number...hmm...how does $5,563.67 sound? So, let's say I'm late paying these taxes.... what should I do?One could hypothetically take a job at an infamous whore house and work as a legitimate whore, like one little Ms. Bible Butt herself.I wonder how many "Freak of the Week" shows one would hypothetically have to perform to pay off $5,563.67 in back taxes. An even dozen?Ehh...if I even find myself in a situation of owing back taxes on my "mansion" maybe I'll just do what common people do and get a real job. Read more:Party
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Official Roving Tart Reporter Officially Checking In. 2007-03-01 19:49:00 We have our first official field report from our first official roving tart reporter! Here is what she officially has to say (click to enlarge):That's quite the deep philosophy, eh? This "Lukas Rossi" / Kendra Jade? / Hacker? / IMPOSTOR! is quite profound. I think it officially needs repeating.Think twice because the bad things you do always stays with youWow, I think I'm going to have to incorporate that line into my next official poetical masterpiece. That there is a keeper, gentle readers! I must depart now and ponder, meditate and reflect deeply on that soul-changing sentiment. But, before I do, here's a question for you. How does that effect those people that are on an official path of redemption and rejuvenation? Are they officially exempt from this? Are their bad things officially allowed to leave them? Just something to ponder..... Read more:Official
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Muse - Starlight 2007-03-01 16:44:00 Now, there's a real song and a real band for ya! Read more:Starlight
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