Owner: Naughty! URL:http://bitofspice.blogspot.com Join Date: Sun, 13 Aug 2006 00:14:00 -0500 Rating:1 Site Description: No one is good all the time. Embrace your inner naughtiness! Missy Rouge (not her real name) is a freelance writer, university student, and practitioner of the witchy arts. When she isn’t getting into mischief and writing in her naughty blog, she can some Site statistics:Click here
TMI Tuesday #5 2006-11-28 09:29:00 1. Without looking it up, do you know what polyamorous means?
Grrr I always get this one mixed up... is that where you have just one partner at a time as opposed to group sex? LOL2. Now that you have looked it up, do you believe polyamory is possible?
Dang... got it wrong again! Hmm... I'm sure it's possible... don't know how it would effect your relationships though. I'm having trouble finding Read more:Tuesday
TMI Tuesday #4 (catching-up) 2006-11-26 08:31:00 1. How long have you known your closest current friend? (The one you see or talk to the most not necessarily your bestest goodest friend from grade school.)
Two years... wow what a boring question!
2. Which celebrity do you most resemble?
A few people have told me that I look like that cute chick Jewel Staite from "Firefly" and "Serenity"... but that was when I was dressed up at a Science Read more:Tuesday
I DECLARE A NAUGHTY WAR! 2006-11-24 09:15:00 Mood="Ass-kicking"
I'm declaring a naughty war! Over the last couple of months I've attracted every freak on the internet and I can't take it anymore. It's time for you all to find out how naughy I can really be. People tend to get the wrong impression about me. My whole life I have been very submissive and accommodating. Hell I even had a social phobia once and was too afraid to leave my house.
Streaking on TV... not 2006-11-23 05:53:00 Filming has commenced outside my front door for a television commercial, and all my friends are daring me to run outside naked- yes they actually signed a petition! I was contemplating it too, until I realised that the director was my film lecturer from uni...I instead let Pudalina outside and she is currently making an ass of herself rolling around on the set and brushing up against the actor's
TMI Tuesday #3 2006-11-21 08:01:00 I finally figured out what TMI stands for... TOO MUCH INFORMATION! hehehe.
Since I've been out of touch for a while (see my post "NOT abducted by aliens") I owe you lovely people several weeks worth of too much information... here's some for now so you can stop hyperventilating, and I'll post you more later...
1. What is your worst habit?
Procrastination
2. Does size matter?
Yes! Too big Read more:Tuesday
Pudalina is NAUGHTY! 2006-11-21 07:30:00 Pudalina is a very naughty kitty... because she is a total cleopatra she refuses to drink out of her own water bowl and instead prefers the fishy flavoured water of the goldfish bowl... she's been doing it ever since she was a kitten (despite our best attempts to stop her) and the goldfish doesn't seem to mind anymore...
NOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS! 2006-11-02 09:00:00 Mood="Relaxed"
Sorry to all the fans/stalkers/pervs who are wondering where I have been these last few weeks... no I haven't been abducted by aliens so DON'T WORRY. Life has been kinda insane recently and I have yet to get my own brain around it before I can blog it out. I've also got a new man in my life! As well as being incredibly sweet, he's also a naughty sunday school teacher who is going to
I must not... #1 2006-10-17 08:50:00 Mood="Devilish"
*slaps wrist* "I must not flirt online with more than one guy at a time… it's just too confusing… damn tabbed messenger!"
TMI Tuesday (or Wednesday!) #2 2006-10-11 03:05:00 1. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Missy Higgins
2. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Oh wow! A hundred bucks! Now I can buy me some red lingerie! (See "What colour underwear are you?" post) Do red Read more:Tuesday
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Cough Medicine + Porn = :) 2006-10-10 15:47:00 Mood="Embarrassed"
"I'm smashed on cough medicine and trading porn through msn messenger!" Late one night, not so long ago, I excitedly sent this message to one of my girlfriends… only I accidentally sent it to some guy in my uni project group by mistake. He replied, "That's the best thing I've ever read on the internet!" I'm afraid he hasn't thought the same of me since.P.S. How great are those Read more:Cough
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Introducing "Half-Nekkid-Thursdays!" 2006-10-05 07:58:00 Ok, here's another fun game... every thursday, for as long as I have access to my friend's digital camera and internet connection (because I'm not playing this at uni... at least not yet...) I shall endeavour to post a new photo of myself. If ya wanna play too, click the sexy chick in the bra (above photo) for guidelines. Hoorayness! Read more:Introducing
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TMI Tuesday is here! 2006-10-04 17:09:00 1. Have you ever put anything edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it? YES- I believe it was peppermint- flavoured icecream... very fun to lick off...
2. Have you ever had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination? YES... I have an extremely hyperactive imagination
3. Have you ever fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in Read more:Tuesday
What to do... 2006-10-04 16:51:00 Your Lucky Underwear Is Red
You're confident and bold, and your lucky red underwear will only make you more sure of yourself.
You have a great zest for life, and you tend to take on impossible goals - and succeed.
When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world.
So if you're looking for a little more romance, put on your red underpants.
Not naughty enough... 2006-10-04 16:27:00 You Are 56% Pure
You're usually the typical girl or guy next door...
But you also have a secret naughty side!How Pure Are You?
Well DUH! I started a "Naughty Blog" didn't I?!? WHAT- ONLY 56% pure?!? But I totally said that I watched porn, Met someone online purely to hook up, Corrupted someone innocent, went home with someone I met in a bar and sent dirty text messages. Isn't that naughty
To Strip or Not to Strip? 2006-09-14 15:17:00 Mood="Devilish"
So I am writing this article for my creative non-fiction class on strippers. Actually it's supposed to be a memoir or biography or family history... but there are no strippers in my family. I was thinking that it could be a personal memoir of my informal investigation into stripping as a career choice- "to strip or not to strip?" I was thinking of interviewing my friend who Read more:Strip
Do my lecturers suspect I'm a perv? 2006-09-10 15:13:00 Mood="Devilish"
Do you think my university lecturers suspect
I'm a perv? So far my assignments have included essays and articles about strippers, burlesque, sex addiction, internet dating, Eve Ensler and The Vagina Monologues (that play rocks!) I can't help it- all this sex stuff fascinates me. Maybe I should be studying something other than business and writing?
Excuses you probably wouldn't admit to... 2006-09-07 08:36:00 Mood="Devilish"
"Sorry I can't come to the door/ phone right now, I've got my fingers in my pussy"."I only want to come to your stupid dinner because I have the hots for your husband".(The babysitter) : "You're kids will be fine. I'm going to invite my boyfriend over later so we can have sex on your couch, and he's got a black belt in karate".(A male high-school student to his parents) : "I did Read more:Excuses
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Sex and Hot Chocolate 2006-09-02 14:06:00 Mood="Relaxed"
Hot chocolate is so sexy (no not that old 70's band). Tonight I was up late finishing an essay, and decided to treat myself. I heated up some milk on the stove then opened a fresh jar of powdered chocolate. When the seal broke and the scent wafted beneath my nose I felt like I'd gone to heaven. I dipped my finger in the jar and licked it off- twice. Mmmmm. Now if only I had Read more:Chocolate
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Operation: Get Missy Online! 2006-08-28 05:28:00 Mood="Devilish"
Ok, it may be a long shot, but here goes… Being a broke uni student has robbed me of one thing I dearly love- the internet! Do you have any idea how tricky it is looking up porn at uni? The computer labs are always crowded. I often take my Lappy to my "special spot"- an inconspicuous corner of the university library. Others are starting to catch onto my plan though, and my "spot" Read more:Operation
, Missy
Vibrating Pussies 2006-08-13 08:59:00 Mood="Relaxed"
It finally dawned on me why single women love cats. Besides being warm and cuddly and wanting to climb onto your lap every chance they can, some- like my housemate's cat- vibrate when they purr! Read more:Vibrating
Proud to Flirt! 2006-08-13 07:55:00 Mood="Ass-kicking"
I am pissed off- with men, with the media, and with the world in general. A woman was raped and murdered on a cruise ship recently, and all the news headlines say that she was seen "flirting on the dance floor" hours before her attack. SO WHAT I say. She should be allowed to flirt with the whole damned ship if she wanted to- that doesn't mean that she deserved to die! Honestly- Read more:Proud
I'm single… yeah baby! 2006-08-08 06:42:00 Armed with the supposedly-empowering knowledge that he just wasn't that into me, I went over to my boyfriend's house, convinced that I was going to break up with him… only to chicken out… then be dumped by him the following night. Now I'm devastated. It's not fair- I was going to break up with him first- damn it! Now I feel all dis-empowered and stuff. Thank god for pink alcohol and chocolate. Read more:single
"Sex and the City"-a-thon 2006-07-31 10:46:00 Mood="Relaxed"
Week two- no sex, despite supposed boyfriend. I try to ignore it by having a girl's weekend at home. We are up to season five in our "Sex-in-the-City"-a-thon. Half way through the "He's just not that into you" episode, I think of my supposed boyfriend, and start to think that maybe he's just not that into me. My housemate tells me she owns a copy of the much-hyped-up book "He's just
Strippers and Students 2006-07-29 03:34:00 Mood="Devilish"
There comes a time in every independent student's life when she considers becoming a stripper. I recently discussed this with my friend Jess, who once trained strippers for a living but nowadays is a struggling art student.After telling me how she has to steal school supplies so she can finish her final assignment, I realise that as a uni student I quite often work 60-hour weeks, Read more:Strippers
Peek-a-boo #2 2006-07-29 02:31:00 I wish I had a digital camera right now so I could take naughty photos of you. I think you would look hot on my website. What you don't know won't hurt you.
The Good, The Bad, and The Naughty 2006-07-27 07:34:00 Mood="Ass-kicking"
What's with all this pressure to be "good" all the time? What does it mean to be "good"? Is it the same as being boring?When did being boring and frigid become associated with wholesomeness?Can't we have a little bit of guilt- free fun occasionally, if no one gets hurt?Honestly, the average human being has enough fear and embarrassment associated with sex to last a lifetime. We
Peek-a-boo #1 2006-07-24 04:54:00 I love the way that glistening water drops run down your lower back when you step out of the shower. I don't get to see much else- before you turn around the steam usually fogs up the window.
Why start a naughty blog? 2006-07-23 09:55:00 I have to get my sexual groove back. I'm afraid that two years in the desert has damaged me somehow. Maybe if I'd slept with more random people when I was single I wouldn't be in this pickle. They should give you a warning when you end a relationship that it's not always like getting off a bike- you might not remember how to get back on. What's a girl to do? I'll tell you- she takes up erotic
New Job! New Job! 2006-12-12 08:49:00 Hey peoples,
If you're wondering why I have been a little slow getting online recently it is because I am now gainfully employed as an advertising consultant at a big magazine publishing company. How cool is that!
Perhaps even cooler is my second job though, recruiting models for artistic nude portraits (don't laugh- I'm serious!) for a mate who is an awesome photographer and is currently
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