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Cameron and Djimon? 2007-02-24 02:12:14
Has Cameron
gotten over Justin Timberlake?
Yeah, man. Rumor has it that Cameron Diaz is "seeing" Djimon Hounsou.
Apparently, they both looked happy as they performed some lip-on-lip action, as Djimon followed her everywhere. Now, to me, it seems that Djimon would be happy REGARDLESS, since he is probably getting some ass, and as for Cameron, I think she's using him to get back at Justin.
Now y'all probably going to ask me how she'd get back at Justin by dating Djimon. All I can say is, we all KNOW what they say about black men below the border ;-).
Anyways, it's been said that while at a club, they were both seen dancing really close, with their bodies pressed one another, AND, when they were leaving, Djimon tried to cover his face with his hat. Smart move on his part, because nobodies going to notice his big ass under his hat.
Cameron's reps are denying any "hooking up".
Celebrities LIE.
Ms.Keys 2007-02-24 02:01:57 Tell me what Alicia Keys is doing fashionably wrong in this picture?
Nothing.
She is definitly KILLING it on the trends. Let's start with her bowl bangs (that's what I call them), they're THE bangs to have, man, all the runways are rockin' them. They look FABULOUS on her might I add (I got the same haircut and I cried for a whole day), SO, please be warned that these bangs don't work on all people (even though I am super hot).
Anyways, getting back to what I was talking about. I'm glad Alicia got rid of her whole gangster braids and is giving in to the power of fashion. From head to toe, Alicia Keys is representing every thing that is RIGHT in fashion: The electric blue dress, leggings and even the gold bangles! She should give her stylist a raise, or a high five.
I loves it.
Brit's Headshave 2007-02-21 02:15:51 Here's a video of Britney's bowling ball head.
AND, why did she do it, because she's tired of people touching her. Great.
Okay, so, this is why she really shaved her head. Please be warned that there are outrageous amounts of stupidity in this video. So much that it could even lower your intelligence a little.
In conclusion, Britney Spears is an idiot. She needs to stop smoking weed, since she's so naturally dumb.
Hobo in SoHo 2007-02-20 23:02:39 I am completely speechless when I look at this picture.
For someone who owns a very successful fashion line, Mary Kate Olsen looks like she was sitting outside the subway begging for change.
Tight's are so in, but not when you look like a lamp.
Mary Kate was seen trying to blend in with the hobo crowd in New York, by walking the streets of SoHo in this NASTY attire.
Gah, ugliest shoes I've ever seen.
That's all I can say.
Bloomers 2007-02-20 22:52:37 It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Sienna Miller without her pants.
Apparently, the whole Superman look is really in for spring. I'd rather not wear my underwear over my pants, simply because I don't wish to look like a giant baby in public. Even though it's really hot for spring, my advice for all you fashionistas, keep your underwear, UNDER your clothes (that's why it's called UNDERwear). Please. It's not nice. It's so ugly it should be illegal. Nacho Libre would be very proud of this look, but I am NOT impressed. Read more:Bloomers
Nausea, Heartburn, Indegestion! 2007-02-20 22:28:12 Seriously now, what's wrong with Britney? Why does she keep making such horrible decisions when it comes to fashion! Is her mom dressing her? My mom used to dress me like this in Kindergarten, but that's only because CAREBEARS were cool back then.
Anyways, Britney Spears is donning the 'Bottle of Pepto Bismol' look. I seriously get "nausea, heartburn, indegestion, upset, stomach, diarrhea" when i look at her. Fine, maybe I watch a little too much TV. But that's exactly how I feel when I look at this picture. This girl needs a lot of help. I hope nobody follows in her fashion footsteps.
I understand that it's cold out sometimes, but really now, not even my Grandma looks like this.
I really hope the old Britney makes a comeback and starts looking at least close to decent.
I give this look a fresh backhand for being so ugly. Read more:Heartburn
I Pity The Foo! 2007-02-20 22:12:00
Gold is SOO in for spring this year! Gold accessories are showing up on celebrities all over the red carpet, as we can see on Drew Barrymore. HOWEVER, it seems as though she turned into quite the Gold Digger, ha ha no pun intended, by OVER accessorizing. Gold earrings, gold rings, and chunky gold bangles on both arms, oh my! If she toned down the gold just a smijid, this look would be absolutly stunning. Remember, gold is in, Mr.T, is not.
It's okay, we all make mistakes, as for now, I give her a high five for pulling a fashion DO! I'm loving her transformation, she's come a really long way since ET phoned home.
Barbie Loves MAC 2007-02-20 21:32:59 The new collection at MAC is inpired by the plastic perfection that is BARBIE.
The models in the picture look gorgeous, but MAC's looks are way too over the top for the everyday woman. Although the look is very beautiful, it is not realistic for the real world. This is waaay too much make-up people! Please DO NOT wear this type of make-up out in the daytime. This is an evening look. This is a look for those going to an extravagent party. Wear this to a club, and it'll melt off!
For a more suttle version of this look, keep the green on the lid of the eye (and on the dropshadow [your bottom 'lid']), and the brown in the crease. Apply a natural highlight under the brow, instead of the pink used in the picture. Then line your eye with a black liner. Keep the rest of the look the same by sweeping pink blush over the apples of your cheeks and applying pink gloss over your lips. Don't forget to line your lips first!
For the exact products used in this picture an Read more:Barbie
Superwaddle 2007-02-20 02:28:54 Tyra Banks, now retired, was one of the world's most renowed supermodels. Having the body of a goddess, the face to match, Tyra ran multiple covers of magazines and was one of the Victoria Secret Angels.
Now, retired, the supermodel, has turned into a superwaddle.
Everyone is so caught up with how Tyra Banks put on a couple pounds. So what if she weighs 160 pounds? She's 33! She's RETIRED people. She's paid her dues. She's worked her ass off. If she doesn't enjoy life now, when will she?
The media blows things up bigger than suicide bombers in Iraq. Look at this picture. Would anyone look good at this angle? or holding a face like that? Let the woman enjoy her life, dammit!
She's a woman. She's being NORMAL. She's HEALTHY. Look at all the supermodels in the world. Do they even have flesh? To me, they all look like a skeleton that's covered in a very fine layer of skin. Tyra looks good.
Now, she looks like the average AMERICAN WOMAN
CHEATER! 2007-02-20 02:03:08 Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be the most physically perfect two human beings that God has ever made.
Oh and how cute, they're dating and have mated to create an offspring of genetic perfection.
Besides looks, Brad Pitt is a cheater, and Angelina Jolie is a homewrecking slut. It seems to me as though everyone has forgotten that in their little obsession with BRANGELINA.
Brad Pitt was MARRIED to Jennifer Aniston when Angelina and Brad hooked up.
That's called cheating.
How come everyone was so excited about BRANGELINA, but forgot that poor Jennifer Aniston got CHEATED on? How come everyone has all these issues with cheating JERKS like Bill Clinton, Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, etc. etc, But when it comes to perfect Brad and Angelina, nobody says a thing, except for, HOW PERFECT!
Maybe nobody cared to notice that Brad and Angelina were being sneaky cheaters, since Angelina is Ms.UN, and smoking hot, and Brad, is just hot. Whatevo, man. Ch
Is that Britney or Justin? 2007-02-19 21:34:44 Don't be fooled. YES, that is Britney
Spears, spotted at an LA tattoo parlor. Apparently, she still isn't over Justin
Timberlake, so instead of getting him back, she decided that she'd just look like him instead.
Remember the days when Britney Spears was a "virgin"? The days when she was in pigtails singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time". I think somebody took that song a little too seriously and ACTUALLY hit her on the head. Maybe that could explain why she's so ridiculously STUPID.
If marrying a dirty hick, having two of his babies, and then divorcing the dirty hick wasn't enough, Britney had to capture the headlines again, as an imitation Justin.
What was going through her head when she made this decision? It's not like she could donate her nasty straw hair to a charity or anything, so what really was the cause of this horrendous make-over? Did she just wake up one day and decide, HEY, I'm going to get a new tattoo. OH, and
Fallen Angel 2007-02-16 23:24:58 When we're born, we're so free, so innocent, so carefree, so pure, so angelic.
Then we grow up. Our brains develop and we turn into monsters. Not actual monsters that are purely evil and devil worshipping.. but some part of us becomes evil, our hearts swell up with pain and happiness, we get caught up in the moment of things without thinking of what's going to happen next. Memories can't be erased, people can't be forgotten. How does all this happen? The human mind is so complex, but so simple at the same time.
How come when we start reaching adolesence, we become so, whats the word, selfish. What happened to the times when anything would make us laugh, when we got dirty and didn't care, we played, we laughed, we had fun, when nobody was "against" us, when evil didn't exist, when our parents were our friends, our teachers, our guides. The times when we weren't rushing with time. The times when we knew what was important in our lives Read more:Fallen
, Fallen Angel
Family Matters 2007-02-14 16:20:29 My story began on Thursday afternoon, the day I was leaving for New York. The first goodbyes were really hard, but I had to do it. I said goodbye to Nanima, Tas and Zee, and started the journey with my mom and my dad. The journey was long and boring, but we did it. We got here, and I finally got to spend some time with my mom and my dad together. Occurances like this are really rare, since everyone is so busy with their own lives. Having my parents around made the trip easier, the depression of seperation had not really kicked in. Well anyways, we spent the whole weekend exploring and hanging out at home (mom and dad's favorite passtime is sleeping). The famous line of "Don't worry I'm just lying down, I'm not sleeping" turned into loud snores, and it was only 8pm. I guess that happens with old folks.
Time flew by. The moment I had been dreading had finally come. It was Monday morning, time for my parents to go back to Newmarket. An ocean of tears later, they Read more:Family
, Family Matters
Anna Nicole Smith Dies at 39 2007-02-09 18:24:02 Anna Nicole Smith
, the curvaceous blonde whose life played out as an extraordinary tabloid tale — Playboy centerfold, jeans model, bride of an octogenarian oil tycoon, reality-show subject, tragic mother — died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39.
She was stricken while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino and was rushed to a hospital. Edwina Johnson, chief investigator of the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office, said the cause of death was under investigation and an autopsy would be done on Friday.
Just five months ago, Smith's 20-year-old son died suddenly in the Bahamas in what was believed to be a drug-related death.
According to a credible source, an employee of Anna Nicole Smith found her in her room in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The employee pulled back a sheet and discovered that Smith appeared to have choked on her own vomit.
The same source claims that Smith took what was referred to as a "children's seda
Black = Slimming? 2007-02-08 23:18:41
Eva Mendes may be incredibly hot, but this dress is incredibly NOT. Whoever said black was slimming was not talking about the dress that Eva is wearing.
Dolce and Gabbanna were obviously fighting when they designed this dress. To me, it looks like the corset belt is holding two parts of her body together, as if they weren't attached to begin with!
Maybe if the belt wasn't as wide, and the skirt was hemmed just a little bit higher, we could work with something. But as for now, I put this dress in the hall of shame. I give her points on keeping it classy though. I like how the only skin showing is her legs. Golden rule: if you show skin on the bottom, don't show any skin up top. Eva got it right! (Maybe that's the only thing she got right).
I give her credit though, she still looks beautiful in a piece of crap dress. This woman can wear a potato sack and still look hot.
“It’s fun to be a woman. It’s fun to fl Read more:Black
Just Jump 2007-02-25 01:50:53 "I try to see the good in life, but good things in life are hard to find" - Chris Daughtry
I'm sitting here, wondering what the hell I'm doing.
The same question keeps running through my head. Why did I leave home? Why did I leave everyone who loves me, for a city that doesn't care if I died? For my career? but is my career worth my life?
Nobody gives a rat's ass about me here. Nobody. Not one person. Only me. I guess that's what you call independence. We all need somebody to show us at least a little bit of love, though. I don't know anyone. I don't know anything. I don't know my way around. I don't have a phone. I don't have anything, but me.
As I sit here, I keep staring at the balcony.. I keep getting this voice in my head that tells me to go out there and jump. It keeps saying that I'll be free from the mental torment if I just do it. "Just jump", it keeps saying.
It won't stop. Make it stop.
"Nobody love
The Next American Idol? 2007-02-25 00:42:01 Antonella Barbra has been stirring up a lot of contreversy lately. It has been reported by AOL Search that yestarday Antonella Barbra was searched for more than the most-looked-for people in internet history: Britney Spears.
So why is everyone talking about Antonella? Sexually explicit pictures of her are appearing all over the internet. There is even a site dedicated to her trashy pictures: antonellabarbrapix.com.
Regardless of all the contreversy, American
Idol producers haven't done aything against her as a consequence. Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe says that he hasn't come across these pictures. ‘’We have really good background checks on everybody, and we deal with that every season,'’ he says. ‘’It’s sad, isn’t it, that your best friends are the ones that come forward with information that will go to Smoking Gun or put your photographs on the web?'’
All in all, Antonella Barbra has what it takes to be the Read more:American Idol
Anna's House for Sale 2007-02-27 03:20:32
Anna Nicole's house is up for sale for a cool $10 million. The house will to the highest bidder. Apparently there is "a good and marketable title to that property… " and there is, "a duly executed and stamped conveyance in your favour." Any bidders? Read more:House
Like a Virgin 2007-02-27 03:07:01 Madonna has banned her 10 year old daughter from dating until she’s 18. Madonna. Yes, you aren’t reading wrong. Madonna, the woman who sluttified most of the women in the world, has banned her own daughter from dating. Funny how she’ll pollute the minds of young girls all around by kissing Britney Spears in public and being lesbianish with her in videos, but when it comes to her own children, she’ll dictate. I don’t get it. Whatever, man, she looks hot in this picture though. This is the first hot picture of Madonna that I’ve ever seen. Besides this picture, she normally looks like a rag doll/scarecrow/ew. I hate her so much that I like her. Read more:Virgin
Antonella Barb-wire? 2007-03-01 03:08:27 Okay, so, I like talking about this. Maybe I'm just like the rest of ya'll and I like talking shit about people for no reason just to make myself feel a little better. I said MAYBE.
Here's the latest on Antonella
Barba: She's still a slut. So what if the nude pictures are fake, it's still fun to be a hater.
She's just a young girl who enjoys doing stupid shit to get the attention of boys, aka, perverts. These pictures are real. Yes, this is her. Don't act like you haven't done any of this crap. I haven't. Only because I'm a hater in every way possible.
Girls, I KNOW you're going to go search for her, whether you admit it or not. We're all shallow little bitches on the inside, don't worry, I'm secretly like that too.
Boys, I KNOW you're going to go search for her, whether you admit it or not. You're all perverts. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. If you are a man, you are a pervert. End of story.
Here are some pictures for you
Ms. Tempermental 2007-02-28 04:15:25 Who wouldda thought that Naomi Campbell wasn't the nicest person in the world?
Who in their right mind would think that she'd throw a cell phone at a person, over a pair of missing jeans?
Naomi Campbell is not stuck up, NOTTTTTTTTT (as Borat would say).
Recently, she talked to extra she claimed that she regrets losing her temper and hitting her maid with a cell phone, and her reason for doing it was because of "tiredness, lack of sleep, among many other things".
Shut up, liar. If I was tired, I would'nt have the energy to throw a cell phone at someone!
NAOMI, the reason you did it, is because you're a superficial bitch.
Oh, and Tyra is better than you.
Racy-Idol? 2007-02-28 04:06:51 There's all this controversy going around about Antonella Barba.
Why?
Because she posed scandalous for some pictures? Why do we even care? Don't act like none of us have done it ourselves. We're all just hating on her because she's on American Idol.
Apparently, some of the pictures of her are fakes, and the picture with her covered in rose petals are the real ones that she made for her long-time boyfriend. Antonellabarbrapix.com, features some of these infamous pictures. What I don't get is why everyone is exposing her inner slut. Imagine how this girl must feel, doing a gesture for her boyfriend and then having all her goodies shown to millions of people worldwide.
Everyone can critisize her all they want for being slut-alicious, but man, you're just as worse for looking at her pictures and getting all caught up in exposing the girl.
We've all done something stupid at one time or another, poor girl, next time she tries to make her man happy, I bet
Anna’s House for Sale 2007-02-27 03:20:32
Anna Nicole's house is up for sale for a cool $10 million. The house will to the highest bidder. Apparently there is "a good and marketable title to that property… " and there is, "a duly executed and stamped conveyance in your favour." Any bidders? Read more:House
Like a Virgin 2007-02-27 03:07:01 Madonna has banned her 10 year old daughter from dating until she’s 18. Madonna. Yes, you aren’t reading wrong. Madonna, the woman who sluttified most of the women in the world, has banned her own daughter from dating. Funny how she’ll pollute the minds of young girls all around by kissing Britney Spears in public and being lesbianish with her in videos, but when it comes to her own children, she’ll dictate. I don’t get it. Whatever, man, she looks hot in this picture though. This is the first hot picture of Madonna that I’ve ever seen. Besides this picture, she normally looks like a rag doll/scarecrow/ew. I hate her so much that I like her. Read more:Virgin
Just Jump 2007-02-25 01:50:53 "I try to see the good in life, but good things in life are hard to find" - Chris Daughtry
I'm sitting here, wondering what the hell I'm doing.
The same question keeps running through my head. Why did I leave home? Why did I leave everyone who loves me, for a city that doesn't care if I died? For my career? but is my career worth my life?
Nobody gives a rat's ass about me here. Nobody. Not one person. Only me. I guess that's what you call independence. We all need somebody to show us at least a little bit of love, though. I don't know anyone. I don't know anything. I don't know my way around. I don't have a phone. I don't have anything, but me.
As I sit here, I keep staring at the balcony.. I keep getting this voice in my head that tells me to go out there and jump. It keeps saying that I'll be free from the mental torment if I just do it. "Just jump", it keeps saying.
It won't stop. Make it stop.
"Nobody love
The Next American Idol? 2007-02-25 00:42:01 Antonella Barbra has been stirring up a lot of contreversy lately. It has been reported by AOL Search that yestarday Antonella Barbra was searched for more than the most-looked-for people in internet history: Britney Spears.
So why is everyone talking about Antonella? Sexually explicit pictures of her are appearing all over the internet. There is even a site dedicated to her trashy pictures: antonellabarbrapix.com.
Regardless of all the contreversy, American
Idol producers haven't done aything against her as a consequence. Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe says that he hasn't come across these pictures. ‘’We have really good background checks on everybody, and we deal with that every season,'’ he says. ‘’It’s sad, isn’t it, that your best friends are the ones that come forward with information that will go to Smoking Gun or put your photographs on the web?'’
All in all, Antonella Barbra has what it takes to be the Read more:American Idol
Cameron and Djimon? 2007-02-24 02:12:14
Has Cameron
gotten over Justin Timberlake?
Yeah, man. Rumor has it that Cameron Diaz is "seeing" Djimon Hounsou.
Apparently, they both looked happy as they performed some lip-on-lip action, as Djimon followed her everywhere. Now, to me, it seems that Djimon would be happy REGARDLESS, since he is probably getting some ass, and as for Cameron, I think she's using him to get back at Justin.
Now y'all probably going to ask me how she'd get back at Justin by dating Djimon. All I can say is, we all KNOW what they say about black men below the border ;-).
Anyways, it's been said that while at a club, they were both seen dancing really close, with their bodies pressed one another, AND, when they were leaving, Djimon tried to cover his face with his hat. Smart move on his part, because nobodies going to notice his big ass under his hat.
Cameron's reps are denying any "hooking up".
Celebrities LIE.
Ms.Keys 2007-02-24 02:01:57 Tell me what Alicia Keys is doing fashionably wrong in this picture?
Nothing.
She is definitly KILLING it on the trends. Let's start with her bowl bangs (that's what I call them), they're THE bangs to have, man, all the runways are rockin' them. They look FABULOUS on her might I add (I got the same haircut and I cried for a whole day), SO, please be warned that these bangs don't work on all people (even though I am super hot).
Anyways, getting back to what I was talking about. I'm glad Alicia got rid of her whole gangster braids and is giving in to the power of fashion. From head to toe, Alicia Keys is representing every thing that is RIGHT in fashion: The electric blue dress, leggings and even the gold bangles! She should give her stylist a raise, or a high five.
I loves it.
Brit’s Headshave 2007-02-21 02:15:51 Here's a video of Britney's bowling ball head.
AND, why did she do it, because she's tired of people touching her. Great.
Okay, so, this is why she really shaved her head. Please be warned that there are outrageous amounts of stupidity in this video. So much that it could even lower your intelligence a little.
In conclusion, Britney Spears is an idiot. She needs to stop smoking weed, since she's so naturally dumb. What the hell was she thinking?
Hobo in SoHo 2007-02-20 23:02:39 I am completely speechless when I look at this picture.
For someone who owns a very successful fashion line, Mary Kate Olsen looks like she was sitting outside the subway begging for change.
Tight's are so in, but not when you look like a lamp.
Mary Kate was seen trying to blend in with the hobo crowd in New York, by walking the streets of SoHo in this NASTY attire.
Gah, ugliest shoes I've ever seen.
That's all I can say.
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