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Bloomers 2007-02-20 22:52:37 It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Sienna Miller without her pants.
Apparently, the whole Superman look is really in for spring. I'd rather not wear my underwear over my pants, simply because I don't wish to look like a giant baby in public. Even though it's really hot for spring, my advice for all you fashionistas, keep your underwear, UNDER your clothes (that's why it's called UNDERwear). Please. It's not nice. It's so ugly it should be illegal. Nacho Libre would be very proud of this look, but I am NOT impressed. Read more:Bloomers
Nausea, Heartburn, Indegestion! 2007-02-20 22:28:12 Seriously now, what's wrong with Britney? Why does she keep making such horrible decisions when it comes to fashion! Is her mom dressing her? My mom used to dress me like this in Kindergarten, but that's only because CAREBEARS were cool back then.
Anyways, Britney Spears is donning the 'Bottle of Pepto Bismol' look. I seriously get "nausea, heartburn, indegestion, upset, stomach, diarrhea" when i look at her. Fine, maybe I watch a little too much TV. But that's exactly how I feel when I look at this picture. This girl needs a lot of help. I hope nobody follows in her fashion footsteps.
I understand that it's cold out sometimes, but really now, not even my Grandma looks like this.
I really hope the old Britney makes a comeback and starts looking at least close to decent.
I give this look a fresh backhand for being so ugly. Read more:Heartburn
I Pity The Foo! 2007-02-20 22:12:00
Gold is SOO in for spring this year! Gold accessories are showing up on celebrities all over the red carpet, as we can see on Drew Barrymore. HOWEVER, it seems as though she turned into quite the Gold Digger, ha ha no pun intended, by OVER accessorizing. Gold earrings, gold rings, and chunky gold bangles on both arms, oh my! If she toned down the gold just a smijid, this look would be absolutly stunning. Remember, gold is in, Mr.T, is not.
It's okay, we all make mistakes, as for now, I give her a high five for pulling a fashion DO! I'm loving her transformation, she's come a really long way since ET phoned home.
Barbie Loves MAC 2007-02-20 21:32:59 The new collection at MAC is inpired by the plastic perfection that is BARBIE.
The models in the picture look gorgeous, but MAC's looks are way too over the top for the everyday woman. Although the look is very beautiful, it is not realistic for the real world. This is waaay too much make-up people! Please DO NOT wear this type of make-up out in the daytime. This is an evening look. This is a look for those going to an extravagent party. Wear this to a club, and it'll melt off!
For a more suttle version of this look, keep the green on the lid of the eye (and on the dropshadow [your bottom 'lid']), and the brown in the crease. Apply a natural highlight under the brow, instead of the pink used in the picture. Then line your eye with a black liner. Keep the rest of the look the same by sweeping pink blush over the apples of your cheeks and applying pink gloss over your lips. Don't forget to line your lips first!
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Superwaddle 2007-02-20 02:28:54 Tyra Banks, now retired, was one of the world's most renowed supermodels. Having the body of a goddess, the face to match, Tyra ran multiple covers of magazines and was one of the Victoria Secret Angels.
Now, retired, the supermodel, has turned into a superwaddle.
Everyone is so caught up with how Tyra Banks put on a couple pounds. So what if she weighs 160 pounds? She's 33! She's RETIRED people. She's paid her dues. She's worked her ass off. If she doesn't enjoy life now, when will she?
The media blows things up bigger than suicide bombers in Iraq. Look at this picture. Would anyone look good at this angle? or holding a face like that? Let the woman enjoy her life, dammit!
She's a woman. She's being NORMAL. She's HEALTHY. Look at all the supermodels in the world. Do they even have flesh? To me, they all look like a skeleton that's covered in a very fine layer of skin. Tyra looks good.
Now, she looks like the average AMERICAN WOMAN
CHEATER! 2007-02-20 02:03:08 Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be the most physically perfect two human beings that God has ever made.
Oh and how cute, they're dating and have mated to create an offspring of genetic perfection.
Besides looks, Brad Pitt is a cheater, and Angelina Jolie is a homewrecking slut. It seems to me as though everyone has forgotten that in their little obsession with BRANGELINA.
Brad Pitt was MARRIED to Jennifer Aniston when Angelina and Brad hooked up.
That's called cheating.
How come everyone was so excited about BRANGELINA, but forgot that poor Jennifer Aniston got CHEATED on? How come everyone has all these issues with cheating JERKS like Bill Clinton, Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, etc. etc, But when it comes to perfect Brad and Angelina, nobody says a thing, except for, HOW PERFECT!
Maybe nobody cared to notice that Brad and Angelina were being sneaky cheaters, since Angelina is Ms.UN, and smoking hot, and Brad, is just hot. Whatevo, man. Ch
Is that Britney or Justin? 2007-02-19 21:34:44 Don't be fooled. YES, that is Britney
Spears, spotted at an LA tattoo parlor. Apparently, she still isn't over Justin
Timberlake, so instead of getting him back, she decided that she'd just look like him instead.
Remember the days when Britney Spears was a "virgin"? The days when she was in pigtails singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time". I think somebody took that song a little too seriously and ACTUALLY hit her on the head. Maybe that could explain why she's so ridiculously STUPID.
If marrying a dirty hick, having two of his babies, and then divorcing the dirty hick wasn't enough, Britney had to capture the headlines again, as an imitation Justin.
What was going through her head when she made this decision? It's not like she could donate her nasty straw hair to a charity or anything, so what really was the cause of this horrendous make-over? Did she just wake up one day and decide, HEY, I'm going to get a new tattoo. OH, and
Fallen Angel 2007-02-16 23:24:58 When we're born, we're so free, so innocent, so carefree, so pure, so angelic.
Then we grow up. Our brains develop and we turn into monsters. Not actual monsters that are purely evil and devil worshipping.. but some part of us becomes evil, our hearts swell up with pain and happiness, we get caught up in the moment of things without thinking of what's going to happen next. Memories can't be erased, people can't be forgotten. How does all this happen? The human mind is so complex, but so simple at the same time.
How come when we start reaching adolesence, we become so, whats the word, selfish. What happened to the times when anything would make us laugh, when we got dirty and didn't care, we played, we laughed, we had fun, when nobody was "against" us, when evil didn't exist, when our parents were our friends, our teachers, our guides. The times when we weren't rushing with time. The times when we knew what was important in our lives Read more:Fallen
, Fallen Angel
Family Matters 2007-02-14 16:20:29 My story began on Thursday afternoon, the day I was leaving for New York. The first goodbyes were really hard, but I had to do it. I said goodbye to Nanima, Tas and Zee, and started the journey with my mom and my dad. The journey was long and boring, but we did it. We got here, and I finally got to spend some time with my mom and my dad together. Occurances like this are really rare, since everyone is so busy with their own lives. Having my parents around made the trip easier, the depression of seperation had not really kicked in. Well anyways, we spent the whole weekend exploring and hanging out at home (mom and dad's favorite passtime is sleeping). The famous line of "Don't worry I'm just lying down, I'm not sleeping" turned into loud snores, and it was only 8pm. I guess that happens with old folks.
Time flew by. The moment I had been dreading had finally come. It was Monday morning, time for my parents to go back to Newmarket. An ocean of tears later, they Read more:Family
, Family Matters
This Just In: Gone Hollywood is a retard 2007-03-02 03:07:07 Okay, this really got to me. Gone Hollywood
is wondering how Kate Moss keeps up with her figure. HOW DO YOU THINK, IDIOT?
1. don't feed models2. crack. is. whack.3. seriously, man.
Some people are just so DUMB. It should be illegal to be that stupid. There should be laws or something.
The REAL question is, how the hell does OPRAH keep up with her figure?
Now for a woman who should naturally have some junk in the trunk, she looking hella good.
Props, O.
Kate, please get a face life, and a shower once in a while would be nice, thanks. Oh, p.s., you're boyfriend looks like he got beat up with a tennis racket. You two are great together.
double p.s., please don't mind Kate's shoes in this picture, obviously, there was a gianormic flood that she had to pass through, so she had to do everything necessary to prevent her barely there legs from getting wet. Read more:retard
Antonella Barbra’s $100 Giveaway! 2007-03-01 22:25:02 Here is your chance to win $100. You’re probably thinking, “big deal, a hundred bucks.” Okay, so a $100 dollars isn’t a lot, but it can probably pay for your cellphone bill. So why am I giving away $100 dollars? No, it’s not from the kindness of my heart, In case you’re wondering. To be honest, its a simple advertising expense. The idea is for you to sign up as a subscribier to this site; and hopefully, if you didn’t just sign up for the money, you’ll be a returning visitor.
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Say Cheese! 2007-03-05 19:22:11 I think this is the most attractive picture of Foxy Brown that I've ever seen.
CLEARLY, she was ready for the picture.
This is the new look that's in for Spring. It's called the DONKEY from Shrek look. Read more:Cheese
, Say Cheese
Jossica 2007-03-05 19:17:46 It's not brand new news that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are dating. Why she would leave Nick Lachey still doesn't make sense to me, but the new question is, who takes longer to get ready: Jessica, or John. I'm putting my money on John, even though he may take longer, she still looks better than him. He's so ass-ugly. What do you see in him Jessica? His music sucks too, I guess sucky music is one thing they have in common. I used to love Jessica Simpson, but now I just think she looks like a pretty drag queen.
Go back to Nick, Jessica!
Britney’s Suicide Attempt 2007-03-05 15:55:42 Apparently Britney
Spears tried killing herself while she was in rehab. I don't know how true it is, but I'm not surprised if it's true. Normally I would relate the word dumb with Britney Spears, but now… I actually feel a tiny bit sorry for her, just a little bit.
The News of the World source: "[Britney Spears] is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, ‘I am the Antichrist!' The clinic people just didn't know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I'm a fake! I'm a fake!' It must have been really frightening."
Friend of Britney: "Later that night she tried to kill herself. She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt."
Britney's manager, Larry Rudolph: "She is in rehab, and it is very disappointing that various media outlets are running the Read more:Suicide
, Suicide Attempt
Promiscuous 2007-03-06 23:34:33 What can I say about Cameron Diaz. For some reason, I just REALLY don't like her. I spoke about her in an earlier post about how she got jiggy in a club with Djimon Hounsou. So, apparently, she's UPGRADED her taste from men who pretend to be black (Justin Timberlake), to men who are actually blacker than black, like Djimon (who shafted Cameron for Kimora Lee..I would too.. considering that she's so much hotter and smarter), to Tyrese Gibson.
Her and Tyrese make out in public, but claim that they aren't dating. It just doesn't make sense to me. If you're going to be slutty, do it in PRIVATE!
Justin Timberlake on the other hand, has been seen with Scarlett Johansson (who I think looks like a retard) and Jessica Biel (who is possibly one of the hottest women ever).
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Metallics 2007-03-06 22:54:00 Metallics are really in this season, for your FACE!
Glitter, retro style is making a comback. No, now you don't need to be 4 years old, or in the ballet, to wear glitter on your face. However, metallics aren't for everyone. If you have wrinkles, refrain from using anything glittery, because that'll bring more attention to the wrinkle and make it look more wrinkley. Stick to mattes. But for all you wrinkle-free women, have some fun with the glitter! I don't really suggest going too crazy with it, so stick to colors like gold, silver, gunmetal, and a nice blue or purple. Anything besides that may look slightly hookerish.
Bollywood Hollywood? 2007-03-06 22:38:42 Elizabeth Hurley, 41, and still looking flawless, has married Arun Nayar (who is a little less than cute), 42,of Mumbai, India. They both arrived in Mumbai on Monday, to spend 6 days in celebration of their union. The two were wed on Friday, in a colorful, traditional,indian-style wedding.
This is so cute, man. A white celebrity marrying an indian businessman.
Indian's really stepping it's game up, huh.
Props to Mr. Nayar for getting Elizabeth Hurley. I guess when you're top dollar,you get pretty much any woman you want.
Us women are so shallow.
Oh, well, deal with it. Read more:Hollywood
Role Model 2007-03-08 00:34:39 Sienna Miller is such a great role model. NOTTTTT!
She openly admits that she is addicted to cigarettes. No, shes not addicted, she LOVES them. LOVES. LOVE is such a strong word. She LOVES them!!! Why!? You're just breathing in and letting out DEATH. Oh well, I could care less about her life. But anyways, as I was saying, she thinks, "the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is". Yeah, and if you convince yourself you're not obese, you're really not obese. Just like how if you convince yourself you're not ugly, you're not. If you're fat, you're fat. If you're ugly, you're ugly. There's no positive thinking ABOUT it. Who raised this girl? A donkey?
She also admits to loving hallucinogenic drugs. Why? "because they're fun. Cuz they're fuckin' loads of fun"
I agree. NOTTTTTTTT.
What you do to make yourself die is your own business.
As a celebrity, who has man Read more:Role Model
Ashlee Simpson & Ryan Phillipe 2007-03-09 00:46:57 Ashlee Simpson
, the fake, unreal sister of used-to-be beautiful Jessica Simpson, is rumored to be hooking up with the ex of Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillipe. Apparently they were giggling and having a jolly old time together at a club, while Ryan was mixing drinks. TYPICALLY, the rumors were denied by Ryan's "people", who claims that he barely knows Ashlee. And, apparently, she was trying to get his attention and he just ignored her like a jerk, and like a typical girl, Ashlee went and tried to talk to some next guy. Whatevo, man.
Who cares! Everything has been denied by their people. WHAT do their people know ANYWAYS.
The real question is, now that Ashlee looks like a barbie doll, who's the hotter sister?
I still vote Jessica. Only because she's real, and Ashlee's voice pisses me off. Oh, and the way she spells her name pisses me off too. Oh and I still think she's ugly and dumb.
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, Ashlee Simpson
Antonella Barba Is History! 2007-03-10 05:04:43 Obviously not a lot of perverts watch American Idol, because on Thursday, AntonellaBarba
was voted off the show.
Yes, so sad.
I just wanted to say sorry to all the perverts out there DID try their hardest to keep her on the show. Maybe next time, you'll take time out of your busy internet porn watching schedule and vote for the next sluttiest American Idol.
Until then, all the fat people are going to win.
Is it just me, or can those big people really sing??! Anyways, Antonella, I think you should give Joe Francis a call.
Girls Gone Wild is expecting you. Read more:History
, Antonella Barba
Michael Jackson Rocking the Lion Print 2007-03-11 19:53:24 I came accross this this picture of Whacko Jacko in a Roberto Cavalli suit… yes that is lion print.
I really don't have much to say about this picture; *sigh* poor Michael
–always found around little boys.
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, Print
, Michael Jackson
Lindsay Lohan Firecrotch! 2007-03-13 00:32:33 Are LindsayLohan
and Paris Hilton friends?
Well if they aren't, Lindsay has officially changed her haircolor again, to BLONDE. Maybe next time she'll change her face to NOT UGLY.
Now she can have split personalities and pretend like she's Paris. There's nobody I hate more than Paris Hilton, except for Lindsey Lohan. She's the ugliest girl I've ever seen in my entire life and her voice sounds like Marge Simpson. Not only that, she clearly needs to have her implants redone–as you can see from this picture.
I have to hand to her though, nip slip Lohan actually managed to not slip out in this picture.
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Paris Hilton has an STD 2007-03-13 00:03:32 Not really though.
I was just sitting here thinking about ParisHilton
. Me and my friend were just talking about how she gets all her money from her daddy and she's only a "somebody" because her daddy has the Hilton Hotels. Imagine if he didn't.. do you think she'd be "famous"? I don't think so man. This girl has cars that are worth almost a million dollars (MERCEDES!!!), and she just LEAVES them around if she doesn't have gas, or her keys.
What a dumb bimbo.
I'm not jealous, I just don't like her! She's not pretty either. AND she doesn't have BLUE EYES!!! The idiot wears contacts to make her look like a fricken barbie. A hideous barbie.
Whatever man. That was my rant of the day.
O yeah, and here is a pic of Paris Hilton
getting out of a car for the first time without showing her crotch.
Angelina Jolie Adopts Another Kid 2007-03-14 02:22:32 Angelina Jolie
adopts kids like she's at an auction or something. 2 for 1 deals going on? I guess pregnancy isn't multicultural enough for Brangelina.
Angelina's newest family member is 3 1/2 years old and comes from Vietnam. This child was abandoned at a Ho Chi Minh City Hospital as a baby and has been living there ever since. Apparently the adoption is being processed quickly because the child is a little older. I wonder what his name is.
I really respect her for being such a noble person and giving these unfortunate children a home. Her and Brad both are doing something positive in the world, which is more than what I can say for most celebrities out there (I wont name any names…PARIS HILTON!!!!).
The only thing that bothers me is the fact that there are so many couples who are trying to adopt children, and they have to go through such a long process and wait for months, even years on a waiting list, before they're even close to getting a child, and Ange Read more:Angelina
, Angelina Jolie
Lindsay Lohan on coke? 2007-03-15 03:04:08 Lindsay Lohan
was spoted leaving New York's Bungalow 8 bar yestarday. Here is a picture of Lindsay with a "mysterious white powder" (perez) above her knee. Hmmm…
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, Lindsay Lohan
Sanjaya Malakar - The Fan Favourite 2007-03-16 03:18:28 Now that Antonella Barba is out of the scene people are talking about SanjayaMalakar
. Everyone knows that he doesn't have the vocal cords to be the next American Idol. But for some reason he still made it this far. Apparently Simon Cowell says that he'll quit if Sanjaya wins, "he's not going to win. I won't be back if he does."
Someone found Sanjaya's Myspace page with pictures of him with shorter hair. Here are some of the pictures:
Although Sanjaya isn't a strong singer he seems to be the fan favourite–which explains why he's still on the show. I bet Antonell is jealous–she tried though. I'm sure she leaked those slutty pictures herself to get the attention, in hopes to win. Nice try Antonell… the porn industry awaits you.
Is it just me, or does Sanjaya look like the Indian-male version of Halle Berry?
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, Sanjaya Malakar
Lindsay Lohan Runs Over the Paparazzi 2007-03-16 18:01:25 Aparently LindsayLohan
has been out every night since she hit New York City. Page Six calls her a "party monster." Going out every night isn't a big deal in New York… but when you drive into someone and walk away pretending that nothing happened… now that's something.
I guess Lindsey's rehab visit didn't really do much for her. Perez Hilton says, "Poor Lohan. Get it together girl." I say: Stupid Loahn, learn how to drive! I understand that she likes to party and all, but damn.. you don't have to send people to the emergency room while you're at it. Lindsay you need to get your ass to a driving school, NOT rehab!
Here is video footage of the incident:
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Sanjaya Malakar - The Fan Favourite 2007-03-16 03:18:28 Now that Antonella Barba is out of the scene people are talking about SanjayaMalakar
. Everyone knows that he doesn't have the vocal cords to be the next American Idol. But for some reason he still made it this far. Apparently Simon Cowell says that he'll quit if Sanjaya wins, "he's not going to win. I won't be back if he does."
Someone found Sanjaya's Myspace page with pictures of him with shorter hair. Here are some of the pictures:
Although Sanjaya isn't a strong singer he seems to be the fan favourite–which explains why he's still on the show. I bet Antonell is jealous–she tried though. I'm sure she leaked those slutty pictures herself to get the attention, in hopes to win. Nice try Antonell… the porn industry awaits you.
Is it just me, or does Sanjaya look like the Indian-male version of Halle Berry?
Read more:Favourite
, Sanjaya Malakar
Her Name is Barba, Antonella Barba 2007-03-19 22:43:13
American Idol contestant AntonellaBarba
was recently the most searched person, topping Britney Spears. But how many people actually know how to spell her name properly? I don't know the numbers, but according to Yahoo search here are the variations they found:
Antonella Barb, Antonella Barbera, Antonella Barbo, Antonella Barber, Antonella Babra, American Idol Barbie, Antonella Bar, Antonella Barba
ro, Antonella Barbara, american idol antoinette
There were also some interesting misspellings of her first name:Antonelli, Atonell, Anatella, Antella, Antinella, Antonia
If you read through this site you may notice that I'm not the best speller either–and yes, I have misspelled her name as well… Oh well. You learn something new everyday.
Common misspellings of Britney Spears: Brittany Spears, Brittney Spears
Now if you came to this site from Google, you probably spelled her name wrong too. Anyhow, if you want more of Antonella, then read on…
Sanjaya Removes his Myspace Page 2007-03-19 15:33:37
Why are people hating on Sanjaya
? Okay, maybe he isn't the best singer in the world, but give the kid a break, he's only 17. He's obviously NOT winning American Idol. Now all you little bitches that are getting your panties in a knot, ya'll need to chill out!
I came across a myspace page where someone was going on a hunger strike, because they didn't want him on the show. "So until the day that Sanjya is no longer American Idol, I will be going on a hunger strike."
I read a comment on tvsquad.com where somone said, "If you hate Sanjaya then everyone go sign up on MySpace and search for Sanjaya because he's the only one and send him mean emails!"
People are really taking this show way too seriously… come on, a hunger strike? And about the comment on spamming Sanjaya on myspace–I guess people have already been doing that, which is probably why he took down his original myspace. He now has a new myspace
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