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I wish I was stupid 2008-04-05 07:18:22 Some people might consider being intelligent a great gift, and to an extent it is. But it is on mornings like this one I wish I wasn't so smart. Now, when I say this I don't mean to be arrogant, but fact is fact. Things that I understand can't be comprehended by everyone. But as I said, this morning I wish it wasn't this way. I wish i were naive enough to go about my day without analyzing every person I come across, reading their feelings and body language. I wish I didn't take in new information so easily. I wish my foundations weren't shaken every minute by a new book I have read, song I have listen to, or experience I have shared in. I wonder if ignorance is really bliss?-Nut Job
Anderson Cooper is No fun! 2008-04-04 12:59:14 Readers,I am watching the Regis and Kelly show, and today, Friday, AndersonCooper
is co-hosting with Kelly. So anyways he agrees to do this work out with them, gets dressed out of his tie and everything(DID YOU KNOW HE IS REALLY HOT???) he then proceeds to not do anything after realizing he might become embarrassed! I was looking forward to seeing him do the lasso... Oh well!-Your Nut Job
I miss Paris... 2008-03-28 05:42:38 With Spring here and everything, I am seriously feeling the glooms. This time last year I had just gotten home from Barcelona. At the time I had actually got contracted meningitis. But anyways, this time of year makes me think about my little time in Paris
, which ended up being about a day because of bad weather that made it impossible to fly to Paris, well, without going through Japan first... I just remember the airport and our hotel and how I started talking to this hot French guy out the window of our hotel room... Ah. You fall in love so quick. Je t'aime Paris... (Barcelona was awesome too but not the point!)Your Favorite NutJob
McCain, you're a moron. 2008-03-23 04:48:31 Let me make my opinion on this perfectly clear. John McCain
is a self righteous moron. I believe that he is a good person who truly believes in what he says and does, however he is still a moron. On Hannity and Colmes, he spoke recently about how he believed in the while republican small government bullshit and how it had unintended consequences when the federal government took action. I agree with the sentiment about unintended consequences. Federal actions should be weighed before action is taken. I do believe the the Federal government should act though, mostly in our own country. However, I don't understand how someone who since the beginning, has been all for the Iraq war, can say he doesn't believe in big government. In fact, I can't understand how anyone in the Republican party c an
Happy Purim! 2008-03-21 08:57:34 Today, in Jew world, is PURIM! The most festive and fun of the holidays. In the talmud, it actually commands us to become so drunk that you can't tell the difference between the evil Haman or the beloved Mordecai (one of the few none-jews to be celebrated). On Purim
people dance around and eat. I love it because I get to make my lovely Hamentaschen. I made horrible ones last night because I lost my special recipe, but today I will not fail! So....Happy
Purim!(Note: dressing up in costume, especially drag, is one of the more funny traditions of reform jews...)-Nut Job or Chaya
I am a darkside scorpio! 2008-03-20 02:20:26 I was flitting through my friend Jordan's books yesterday and found this darkside astrology book that was insanely cool. I decided to look it up in Google today and found tons or blogs. But I got this from psychics.co.uk which i find completely hilarious(not to mention true...)The Scorpio character: The Scorpio will stop at nothing to fulfill their desires. They are power-hungry, domineering and ruthless. But apart from these good qualities the Scorpio can also be very jealous. If you are proud of an accomplishment they will take great pleasure in demoralizing you and will undermine your success. Obsession with sex is of course their greatest interest. It's easy to fall in love with them but, like a praying mantis, they will destroy you when it's all over. Scorpios are hopeless as care ass
Poor Cat 2008-03-17 07:18:08 I found out from my mother, who found out from my brother, who found out from my father, that my father's cat, who used to follow me around like a puppy, was found dead on the couch. Obviously I must say it is from neglect. I think she had respitory problems, my father never bothered to have them checked out... She wasnt even a year old, the sweetest cat. It hasn't been a good weekend. That and I refuse to hear and more news of the stupidity of Elliot Spitzer. Who cares? honestly?-nut job
Unexplained Torture 2008-03-13 01:13:34 I feel like I want to barf this is so disturbing to me. Everyone obviously knows about the Abu Ghraib scandal with the pictures and the humiliation of prisoners.(who haven't been charged or convicted of any crime!) As if that wasn't bad enough, today I stumbled upon an old article by the AP about how a man, Manadel al-Jamadi, was murdered, yes MURDERED, at Abu Ghraib. Apparently this man was tortured by a method known as strappado. Did I mention this was employed by the Nazi's? I can't go into the details but it is disgusting. The evidence of said crime came about when the photos of the prison came out. The photos featuring Mr.al-Jamadi were taken with his swollen body in ice as soldiers took pictures smiling next to him. I urge my readers who have stronger stomach's than myself to read th Read more:Unexplained
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Clinton vs. Obama 2008-03-11 01:18:13 Now that it is quite clear that either Senator Clinton
or Senator Obama
could win the democratic nomination. I think it is time to look at the Pros and Cons of each candidate. Lets first go over the pros of both Candidates.Obama:Wide Spread SupportInspiresWon't make country look like bumbling Idiots.Clinton:Smart Sense of being a WomanClear PoliciesExperienceWell, that turned out being a short list. I don't feel like thinking about it more. I am watching one of the hot guys, from Lord of the Rings, on Jay Leno. I think he was Pippin?
Cool Recipe 2008-03-08 15:04:43 Ok, its another frivolous post, but its my blog, so deal with it! lol Anyways I found this really interesting recipe from worldfamousrecipes.com that I just have to share with you guys. I think I am going to try making it tomorrow.Potato Chip Cookies Recipes1 cup white sugar1 cup brown sugar1 cup shortening2-1/2 cups flour2 eggs1 teaspoon vanilla1/2 teaspoon water1 teaspoon baking soda1-1/2 to 2-cups potato chips, coarsely crushed1 (6-ounce) package butterscotch chipsIn a large bowl combine the sugars, shortening, eggs, flour,vanilla, water and baking soda. Mix well. Add the potato chipsand butterscotch chips and mix well. Drop by rounded spoonfulsonto a cookie sheet. Bake at 350-degrees for 10 to 12 minutes.Cool on a wire rack.-The Cooking Nut Job
Déplacez-vous au-dessus de D&G, faites la manière pour Nina Ricci 2008-03-07 21:06:35 Je sais que c'est totalement et complètement frivole mais je juste dois parler de lui ! J'ai un nouveau concepteur préféré ! Français naturellement, Nina Ricci
. Elle des vêtements sont impressionnante et original mais non visqueuse. Maintenant, ses modèles de piste semblent terribles, avec ces perruques terribles et corps sous-alimentés ! ils juste ne font pas la justice aux vêtements. Son brut. Mais si vous pouvez regarder après les modèles les vêtements sont fantastique!-Moi, Nutjob
Move over D&G, meet Nina Ricci 2008-03-07 21:05:27 Ok, so I know this is totally and completely frivolous but I just must talk about it! I have a new favorite designer! French of course, Nina Ricci
. Her clothes are awesome and original but not tacky. Now, her runway models look terrible, with those awful wigs and malnourished bodies! they just don't do justice to the clothes. Its gross. But if you can look past the models the clothes are fantastic!Olivier Theyskens, darling, you are a god!-The Insane and Girly NutJOb
The Irony of Bush. 2008-03-05 11:04:20 His name is Bush, George Bush. The dancing, insane, idiotic, inarticulate, reckless president who has finally decided to give his lovely endorsement, which means zippo, to John McCain. Now that these to are finally so buddy buddy, I think it is my job to look back at the good old days, when Bush started the rumor that Bridget McCain was John's illegitimate black child. (In reality she was adopted from a third world country...) It just warms my heart to think that to idiots can finally come together for a common cause, to destroy out country even further.-Your Favorite Nut Job Read more:Irony
STUPID MORON O'REILLY! 2008-02-29 04:28:25 How dare he! how dare he, he actually compared what the Nazis did to the Jews to Huffington blogging about how Nancy Reagan was sleepin around! I AM SO FURIOUS! BILL O FUKING REILLY SHOULD REALLY THINK BEFORE HE SPEAKS! I CAN"T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW FURIOUS I AM!Ok I am better now! I took my anger out in...art. not my best work because i was to lazy for photo shop but its still hilarious. Making really bad looking computer parodies is actually quite therapeutic.-NutJob
Off to the Oscars...Party 2008-02-28 14:57:49 Don't ask how, but somehow I got roped into going to this Oscar party in 3 hours... This party has been made fun of by moi and all friends since I can remember, I bunch of people 500miles from LA spending a bunch of money to eat the same food they have at every party, and see all the same people. At least its for charity.(hopefully not another dog park or I am bringing home the silverware.) So here I am sitting in my robe waiting for my hair to full be moisturized so I can straighten the hell out of it.So let me tell you about the gist of this party. All the rich people in town(old people) and everyone from the upcoming international film festival gets together at the Hilton and watches the Oscars
and eats. Then pretending as if they weren't going to donate the money anyway, they auction o Read more:Party
Strip Search 2008-02-26 03:03:38 Hello Fans, The Oscar party was such a bore! I mean the food was awesome, and I did win a $500 necklace and a cute little vintage purse, but come on! why did it have to be so long. It was quite drawn out this year! The odd part is that Jon Stewart was hilarious and even he couldn't save it! Next order of business; I met the VP of the WGA today!(Writer's Guild of America for the uninformed.) What was his name...Tom Fontana I think. He was actually to my surprise a really cool guy, a New Yorker. I met him at a screening of his film 'StripSearch
' which is pretty much a way better version of rendition featuring a quite a few stomach turning scenes. Great movie really, HBO actually commissioned the movie, however after the big wigs at Time Warner saw it, they decided not to give it it's r
Pour les lecteurs français 2008-02-21 05:14:58 J'ai décidé d'écrire un poteau en français pour certains de mes lecteurs internationaux. Je sais dans les pays étrangers que plus de langues sont offertes ainsi quelqu'un d'Allemagne pourrait savoir plus français que l'anglais probablement. Ceci désinsectise la mort de moi étant un Américain et étant soumis aux écoles américaines. Ug ! Je sais que je ne devrais pas me plaindre parce que je pourrais être dans un certain pays du tiers monde mais la réservation américaine indigène 50 milles loin a de meilleures écoles alors que nous faisons ! Aucune merveille j'emploie instruire en ligne..Thats all folks~Nut Job(for my users who don't speak French, chill I just wanted one outreach post!)
New Rules 2008-02-21 01:01:21 okay, so I decided that I am stealing the New Rules
thing, from Bill Mahar, so THERE!New Rule...Jay Leno and Conan O'Brian have to stop using the same jokes. (honestly, how many kristy ally eating diet jokes can you do in ONE HOUR!)New Rule...Ann Coulter has to become a man.New Rule...Libraries have to stop letting video games corrupt the premises!New Rule...Old men including Karl Rove, should be muted when trying to rap, anything.New Rule...No one in the Bush family can ever write a book, especially when you dad is George Bush.Thats all folks!-NutJob Read more:New Rules
Across the Universe/Out of the Closet 2008-02-19 03:20:11 Watching now for the second time, awesome movie. Why are English accents so hot? WHY WHY WHY! Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only problem is my dad keeps giving a commentary as if I have no idea what is going on in the movie. He feels the need to impart his hippie generation wisdom upon me because that is the only time in his life where I can truly be interested, or proud I suppose. Whatever! OK, I am coming out of the closet, the liberal closet. I am a supporter of Hilary Clinton. I admit it so hah! I don't care how popular, charismatic or inspiring Obama is. HE DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING REAL! I admit he isn't a bad candidate, on the contrary, hes a great candidate, however, he seems to be our generation's Jimmy Carter. Neither are perfect and I wouldn't put my money on either of them for the next faceon Read more:Across
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The Alcoholic Tries to Justify with me... 2008-02-15 22:36:47 My father is an alcoholic, a drug addict and mostly, an asshole. He doesn't pay child support, he doesn't really care and tries to make me his punching bag. He tells me ALL abnout his every problem, from his house to his girlfriend of the week. Not once has he asked me about me! Even if I brought up myself, he would always direct it back to him, his friends, etc.Today I decided to have dinner and see a movie with my father, because he is my father, and he is sometimes willing to spend money on me. So after fighting a little 3 times in the 2 hrs we are together, only to have the argument stop when I refused to continue, he thinks he has the right to defend one of my friend's father. This father whom, After becoming addicted to Meth, becoming a drug dealer, going in and out of jail and makin Read more:Alcoholic
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Conan Sux again... 2008-02-14 01:01:26 Well the Writer's Strike is over... yippee!....not. Not over the past 3 months I have come to rediscover shows like Conan
and Jay Leno, whom I had stopped watching about 2 years ago, because they are boring. Now the writers strike is over, and i am bored again, the only funny material is of during the strike...The raw comedy of life just isnt there! I like the turtle races and the explorations underneath the bleachers! And what has been better TV than the Conan,Daily Show, and Colbert Report fight over who created Huckabee (especially considering none of the hosts are planning on voting for him...)I suppose I will have to cherish the Conan that is now and maybe the writers will have taken a few tips from the non writer shows....
Giant Victory 2008-02-12 03:57:11 WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha take that patriots, Brady can go suck it! lol.Ok now that I have got that outta my system...Hello Fans,Obviously you can tell by the above rant that I am a true blue giants fan. We won one of the most awesome games ever and the halftime show wasn't half bad this year! imagine that! Anyway...VVVIIIICTOORrY!!!!!-Your Favorite Nut Job Read more:Victory
Blah is the Blog is the blog is the blog 2008-02-12 03:56:45 Everyone watch the Grammys? Somehow I have my doubts, I honestly was only watching for a family friend of mine, Tony Bruno. He appeared with Rihanna on the Red Carpet, she introduced him as her musical director, which he is among other things. Truth be told he is an insanely awesome guitarist, currently on Tour with Enrique Iglesias. He puts together basically what everyone does on stage. Like when you see Enrique playfull grab someone or something, seemingly spontaneous to give a sort of intomacy about the show is actually a carefully choreographed move, via Tony. In the past he has written songs for everyone from Mandy Moore to Enrique. aswelll as playing guitar on albums from Saraya, Danger Danger, and Joan Jett to name a few. Aren't I becoming the publicity pusher... lolBy now all my f
Oprah Army and the Superbowl 2008-02-01 01:27:19 Well I was watching Phil on Conan and they mentioned Oprah
and how she basically create Phil. So I am thinking, like, when did Oprah start ruling the world? Seriously, I bet if Oprah really wanted it she could overthrow Bush by calling her fans to arms. The Oprah Army, pillaging and concurringtv by tv, house by house, town by town, state by state! Beware of Swedish meatballs and knitting needles people cause this is WAR!That would be awesome! Of course I would move to France and open a bakery while we all laugh at the silly Americans... Good times...Out of dreamland now, I AM SICK OF THE SUPERBOWL! Now generally I quite enjoy the superbowl, the fun of sitting around judging commercials while the men throw doritos at the screen. However this year, the superbowl is in my state, meaning every Read more:Superbowl
Heath Ledger 2008-01-23 01:16:32 I don't know why but for some reason this death effected me more than other, like you hear about tons of celebrities dying for ABC reason and ya know I wouldn't even pause, however heath ledger.... I have no idea, I am totally weirded out by this. I saw the news like 20 minutes after they found him, its kinda surreal. Like one of my greatest memories from childhood was watching that movie, '10 things I hate about you.' that was the first time I saw him, still to this day my favorite movie of his. Its just plain strange... Anyone want to tell me why comment...-nutjob Read more:Heath
I'm Sick 2008-04-10 22:45:41 Short Summary Post:I am sick, my dad is a jerk, Greek is my new favorite show to watch online, politicians are all idiotic and I need to make a point of using more spongebob references. Questions? Comments?-Your 102f fever NUtjob
Late Night Speculation 2008-04-12 04:43:13 Here I am again, entertaining myself with the ridiculousness of Fox News. If I must say, I think Hannity is slowly pushing out Colmes. I mean they barely even let him talk anymore. Hannity is becoming even worst than O'Reilly these days, at least O'Reilly isn't such a moron. He is a jerk and I want to hurt him sometimes, but stupid he is not, unlike Mr.Hannity. OH well, onto the actual issues...Iran, what is up with all that? I really don't want to shoot my mouth off to much because of my limited knowledge of the country and it's leaders, however, I think the entire situation is ridiculous. I honestly think the Iranian president, whose name I refuse to mess up by mentioning, is just blowing hot air. I personally think every country has the right to defend themselves, especially in such tim Read more:Night
, Late Night
Brainwashed! 2008-04-17 02:31:28 I have decided I am only allowed to watch an hour of fox news a day. I realized after my last post, than I have become brainwashed by their republican propaganda to the point where I almost agree with what they are saying!!!! I feel empathy! ew!!!!!!! I actually said O'Reilly isn't stupid! what is wrong with me? I need to just watch Bill Maher for a day straight, hopefully that will cure me from my conservativitis. Which, reminds me I think I have pink eye as punishment...Isn't the picture great?-NUtjob Read more:Brainwashed
Recovery 2008-04-21 04:07:42 After 3 days of little-no fox news. I seem to have recovered. I even got annoyed when they were being stupid about Obama. They said he associates with a 'terrorist'. AKA a hippie who helped bomb of few government buildings during Vietnam. Whom now is a respected professor. Give the guy a break! This news actually makes me kind of like Obama, that is until he denounces their relationship for political gain. Until then, Au Revoir!-Nutjob Read more:Recovery
Bill Maher and Me 2008-04-26 08:38:05 I have stated a few times in this blog how much of a genius I think Bill Maher
is. I stand by these statements, however I don't agree with him some things. Now that that is cleared up! I found a few amazing quotes by Maher on wikipedia, so amazing in fact, I must share them with you! Here are a few I think you will enjoy:If you think Democrats are going to take away your Bible, you're an idiot. If you think they are going to take away your gun, you're an armed idiot. If you think they're going to take away your gun and give it to a Mexican to kill your God, you're Bill O'Reilly.It's been over a year since they graduated, but neither of the Bush twins has been able to find work. Why don't they sign up [for the army]? Do they hate America or just freedom in general?(May 2005)If you can look Read more:Bill Maher
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