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Post it art 2008-04-25 22:34:43 Do you ever feel the need to just doodle? You are in the office, procrastinating and you find a post it? Yep, well this my friends is the result of that, and watching to much south park... I submitted it to the post it project () figured why not right? I really don't feel like incoherent ranting today, so I will leave it at that.-Nutjob
New Rules 2008-04-30 01:02:57 Continuing on with my new rules series, here is another dose of fun:New Rule... Couples in Vegas must take Breathalyzer test to determine eligability for marriage.New Rule... Arizona Ice Tea must make their gallon containers recyclable. Any company that talks about how natural they are, should at least be able to use the same materials as coke.New Rule...Websites must have a maximum 50% of content be adds. Seriously!New Rule... Celebrities can only have two shows trying to find 'love'. After that you are just annoying.New Rule...Emo people need to have a wining warning at the top of their blogs.Thats all for this addition of New RULES!Your favorite blogger-Nut Job Read more:Rules
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Bizarre Similarities... 2008-05-01 04:28:46 Get this, today I realized that my father and Bill O'Reilly have a lot in common. Both were born within months of each other, were born in Brooklyn, both moved to Levittown, Long Island in 1951, both have two kids, a boy and a girl... They would have known each other, maybe even been in the same graduating class, if Bill's family wasn't catholic and sent him to Catholic school. I just think it is really creepy and weird...Oh and I just watched the Hillary Clinton interview... He didn't attack her at least. She was awesome. The Socialist comment? Please, and why in this country is Socialist considered a four letter word? Some Socialist ideas were pretty good, if only carried out by the right people. What can I say, I am a bit of a Marxist... Read more:Bizarre
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Communism of Marx 2008-05-07 15:29:42 I think its funny how most people who speak out against Communism
, have never even read a single book, by a communist, much less the Communist Manifesto. The fact of the matter is, a lot of the economic policies established in the book would need serious updating, but are not works of stupidity or evil. In the 1840's, in a world ruled predominantly by oligarchy and monarchy, most economic policies outlined make plenty sense. In fact, many of our economic policies today mimic a sort of updated version of Marxism. It was also Marx, who spoke against child labor and believed in education for all children. (public schools)The lesson of the day? The evilness of a people, does not a bad or good idea make (and if you don't understand that there is nothing I have to say to you.)-Nut Job, la romant
Not a Post 2008-05-06 16:59:21 This is not a post, I am to lazy to put up a post, so let me repeat, this is not a post. Don't tell your friends it's a post. Don't tell Dad your favorite blogger put up something new because she didn't. At least not today. THIS IS NOT A POST!-Nut Job(who didn't really post anything...)
A neglectful blogger has a moment... 2008-05-13 00:49:36 I am sorry, I feel like I have been neglecting my blog lately. My laptop won't turn on so the convenience has left the building. I even tried posting from my phone last night but alas, that didn't work either. Aparently I can go to my blog, but "blogger" doesn't have a trusted certificate so my cell won't go near it. Lame huh? So politics are getting kind of boring. Until we get a for sure candida
Reporting From Vegas... 2008-05-26 20:43:56 Well, I am HERE! Vegas
that is... I arrived in Vegas on Saturday night. Last night, Sunday, I saw Barry Manilow. Not really my cup of tea, but for the older generation I am sure it's a ball. It did get better as it went on though, and who couldn't love when Barry fake smoked a blunt? What was more entertaining than Barry however, was the audience. The middle aged drunk women were nuts! But it was Read more:Reporting
Home at last! 2008-06-02 01:42:26 Well after a crazy week in Vegas including: La Reve, Barry Manilow, Mama Mia!, Le Cage(drag show), seeing Barack Obama at a local community college, taking pictures with wax celebrities, hanging out in the control room in a public television studio, being a guest on a major podcast, and experiencing the best food of Vegas, I have finally come home... VIA Greyhound bus... Definately not the most gl
Ann Coulter: I Hate You 2008-06-05 14:39:46 Today I have decided to take my favorite Ann "Evil" Coulter
quotes and share them with you! Gathered from wikiquote.org of course! And yes, these are real quotes...I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.I don't know if [former U.S. Preside Read more:Ann Coulter
Billy Joel, are you there? Its me, Nutjob 2008-06-11 03:33:28 So Today my mother told me that the Billy
Joel song, Vienna Waits for You, is about me. I am not sure what to think of this. I will let you decide!Compliments of Lyrics007.com:Billy Joel
- Vienna Waits for YouSlow down, you crazy child you're so ambitious for a juvenile But then if you're so smart, tell me Why are you still so afraid? Where's the fire, what's the hurry about? You'd better cool it o Read more:Nutjob
Summer 2008-06-17 16:13:59 Hello Fans, haven't written in a while... Been busy enjoying my summer, being a kid and all that. Trying not to concentrate on the things that I can't change. My own world is getting smaller I guess and maybe a bit happier for it. Right now I am listening to Bob Dylan's greatest hits. Pretty good I must say. Tonight I am going to a big bonfire party, should be fun, gonna make smores and watch the Read more:Summer
Hookah, better or worse than a cigarette? 2008-06-27 21:17:04 I started thinking today about a specific growing trend in America. More and more people are smoking 'hookah'. Which is basically tobacco out of a water pipe. I had a friend tell me it was better
than cigarettes because the water acts like a filter. This is a popular myth according to many sites including:"What's Next in Health?," Studies actually show that Hookah may be worse than cigarettes, equ
Don Imus, I dont care... 2008-06-24 14:54:17 I am so sick and tired of hearing about this Don Imus asshole. Why can't he just be a good little redneck and climb under a rock like the rest of the banished public figures? Honestly, what an idiot! Even stupider though, is when people act surprised when he says something racist now? I mean hello! he doesn't like Black people, we get it, move on.
"nuts" are the new "shit" 2008-07-12 17:31:23 I know all of you have heard the Jesse Jackson comment, where he says something to the effect of wanting to cut Obama's balls off? Now, this is VERY funny, however, what is more funny, is watching the news networks explain the comment, without using the word, "nuts." I have heard genitals, reproductive organs, etc, but it seems that "nuts" is the new "shit."-NutjobOh and Tony Snow died...
Paging John McCain 2008-08-01 05:28:26 Guess what? Its quote day! Today I explore the...interesting quotes of a reasonably boring person, John McCain
. "Like every other 13-year-old in America, she's in love with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I think is an androgynous wimp. You know what he does throughout the whole movie Titanic? He smokes." -Talking about his daughter in 1998."The vice president has two duties. One is to inquire daily as to Read more:Paging
Bush is Batman! 2008-07-26 07:50:34 Today, is going to be a good day. I can feel it! I have yet to sleep because of my insomnia, however I am grateful today, at 5:3o in the morning, that I witnessed this greatness: This morning I was watching fox news to get some good laughs at the expense of right wing morals when "Fox and Friends" featured journalist Andrew Klaven. He was talking about his article in the Wall Street Journal, about Read more:Batman
My New Book Obsession 2008-07-23 19:02:10 As of last Friday, I have a new book obsession. You could say, my new Harry Potter. It is the "Twilight Saga" By Stephenie Meyer. The books include: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and as of August 2nd, Breaking Dawn. I read the last book(Eclipse) in about 5 hours even though it was about 625 pages! The books follow Bella Swan, a girl who falls deeply in love with a vampire named Edward Cullen. Appare Read more:Obsession
Olympics 2008-08-12 20:39:06 Hello readers! Lately when I haven't been otherwise occupying my time, I have been watching the Olympics
. Although I see it as the really really big color war. If you haven't been in a closet for the last 7 years you will know that the Olympics this year have a sort of plot twist, a back-story. The host country, Communist China, is known to the Western World, as having an inadequate human rights r
Great Daily Show Clip 2008-09-09 01:54:33 PLEASE WATCH THIS CLIP! It just points out all the hypocracy of the current Republican pundits. Read more:Great
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She's no Hilary 2008-08-30 15:48:42 By now you all know that Sarah Palin, first term Governor of Alaska, is John McCain's pick for his running mate. The reasons for the pick are obvious of course. McCain wants Hilary
's voters. He thinks by picking a woman, (apparently no matter her experience level) will give him an edge. This could work. But in reality, Sarah Palin's only resemblence to Hilary, is her gender.Sarah Palin is an antia
Obama's VP pick is... 2008-08-23 01:30:14 After days of watching endless, boring, speculation from understimulated reporters, finally Obama
's running mate is...(drum roll)...JOE BIDEN!!!!!!! woopdeedoo! yeeha! wow! (five minutes later) ...who cares? People elect a president, not a vice president! The fact is I should care, considering how wonderful Cheney has worked out for us, but I just find it very hard to care about another old guy jo
This week... 2008-09-26 23:55:47 This week in America has been economically crazy central. The effect of low interest rates and loose regulations has lead up to the American economy, basically going to crap. AIG, Washington Mutual, Lehmen Brothers and many more in the near future can all attest to the current situation. I am not an economist so I refuse to go into it any further.Tonight was the first Presidential debate. Despite
Happy Blog Birthday! 2008-09-10 21:16:47 I just realized that Saturday was this blog's first birthday! A year ago last Saturday, I wrote my first ever post!-Nutjob Read more:Happy
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Bush Darling 2008-09-10 21:09:42 It's that day again! QUOTE DAY!!!!!!!!!! Today the subject of our scrutiny is our dear President George W. Bush. I have decided since it's the end of his term, it is only reasonable to look back at such fond memories of President Bush.Here are some of his enjoyable quotes:"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is misunderestimating. " April 2000"Rarely is the questio
2nd Presidential Debate 2008-10-08 17:10:21 Ok so heres my rundown of the debate:McCain came across as a condescending old dude with a bad temper.Obama came across as understanding and well mannered. A politician who knows his public.McCain lost.Obama won.Other than that I thought it was funny how Sarah Palin was never mentioned, or her recent attacks about Ayers...-Nutjob Read more:Presidential
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Happy Halloween 2008-11-04 23:52:48 Side Note: I take back what I said about Joe the Plumber. He is a moron and deserves whatever Obama or pundits throw at him. Read more:Happy
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President Obama 2008-11-04 23:49:16 By now the whole world knows that America has elected it's first African American president, Barack Obama
. All I can say is how happy I am and I can't wait to see what happens come the end of January!-NutJob*Does Happy Dance* Read more:President
According to Sarah Palin... 2008-10-21 19:47:28 According to Sarah
Palin, and people like Sarah Palin. I am anti-America. Why you might ask? Here is why:I believe women should have the freedom to chose what to do with their own bodies.I believe that all people who love other people are equal and should have equal rights expressing that love.I believe everyone should have healthcare no matter their economic standing.I believe everyone, no matter
Joe The Plumber 2008-10-17 19:01:21 I feel bad for Joe Wurzelbacher, AKA Joe the Plumber. All Joe did was ask a simple question about his taxes and now he has become the main character in Obama & McCain's campaign rhetoric. Oh well, I suppose 15 minutes of fame won't kill I person, but personally I would be pissed. That and the fact that McCain is acting like he cares about Joe. Unless Joe is planning on becoming Joe the Oil Man
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