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Some Good One Non Veg Jokes
2008-04-04 05:02:05
A LADY GOES TO POLICE STATION AND LODGES A COMPLAINT : INSPECTOR SAHAB, AIK NAY MAIRAY BOOBS DABAYE.AIK NAY MAIRI GAAND MARI.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHODA.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHOOMA. INSPECTOR : BAS KAR. F.I.R LIKHWA RAHI HAI YA LUN KHARA KAR RAHI HAI!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Girl visit for a urione test. By mistake her reports change. Dr says her. U r pregnent. Girls reply. Oh God Ab tu ungali ka b Barosa nahi raha-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------what PEPSI stands forP=pleaseE=enterP=penisS=slowlyI=insideha..ha..ha..hy.. Ye dil magay more------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Women's top 7 lies :- 1. I love you 2. I am virgin
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Good Non Veg Jokes
2008-04-04 02:32:00
Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge..... ??Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!!Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes..... ....-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Santa comes bleeding.Banta: What happened?Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife's boobs!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko nauk
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A Good Joke... (Veg)
2008-04-05 08:12:47
George Bush vs Abdul KalamWhile visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. HeAsks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them theright questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is notyour brother or sister. Who is it?"--------Scroll down------------- Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely


Non Veg Joke No. 3
2008-04-08 06:10:34
What is the height of shock?When you are having sex with a pregnant woman and suddenly a handgrabs your dick from inside!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------A Couple Was Kissing In Da Garden Suddenly Dog n Bitch Start FuckingBoy: Janu Mera Bhi Dil Kerta Hy Main Bhi Ker LoonGirl : Ok, Par Sambhal Ker Kutiya Kaat Na Le------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------Milk Products According To Breast Size . . . ! ! !32 Tarang Chota Pack Bara Maza34 EverydayJaise Chahe Piyo36 Olper’s Un K Liye Jo Dil Khol Ker Peete Hyn ;->------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola, "In logo ne connec


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