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Good Non Veg Jokes 2008-04-04 02:32:00 Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge..... ??Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!!Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes..... ....-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Santa comes bleeding.Banta: What happened?Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.Banta: Didn't u hv anything in ur hands?Santa: I had. Banta: What? Santa: His wife's boobs!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn't taste sweet-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko nauk Read more:Jokes
A Good Joke... (Veg) 2008-04-05 08:12:47 George Bush vs Abdul KalamWhile visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. HeAsks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is to Surround him with intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them theright questions," says the Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate. "Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is notyour brother or sister. Who is it?"--------Scroll down------------- Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!" "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam. He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely
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