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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Part 1 2008-04-01 20:24:22 This film from 1964 is regarded by IMDB and Wikipedia as one of the worst films of all time...Its apparantly really obvious...Plot: There is nobody on Mars to give their children presents, so the martians kidnap Santa
Movie Scene 1:Movie Scene 2: The Martian's fightKLRT TV Promo:Classic Mystery Science Theater 3000:Keep an eye out for the next update on this film as there are many classicly bad clips. Read more:Claus
, Santa Claus
The Seven Faces of Dr Lao 2008-03-31 10:38:56 The Seven
Faces of Dr. Lao (1964) could possibly be the most racist movie I have ever seen. The movie stars Tony Randall (He died a few years ago, which made me watch this - It is supposed to be a highlight of his acting career) as Dr. Lao, the ringmaster of a magical circus of freaky weirdos. Randall portrays 7 different circus characters...Dr. Lao / Merlin / Pan / Abominable Snowman / Medusa / Giant Serpent / Apollonius of Tyana...Yes he actually plays all of them! Randall also randomly plays an audience member in one of the scenes. Tony Randall is just a plain white guy and he plays the Asian Dr Lao and actually tries to put on a shitty asian accent too. The movie is kind of hilarious (not purposely) until you realize how racist it really is.Intro to Dr. Lao:Dr. Lao providing some life
Drunk Celebs Vol. 1 2008-03-29 18:31:26 Paula Abdul.The Holy Jack Bauer President George W. BushThe late Anna Nicole.Broadway Joe Namath.Danny Devito. Read more:Celebs
Bandidas 2008-03-29 18:27:46 This movie sucked but for some reason I sat through the whole thing , gee I wonder why.
Bad Movie Of The Week - Hollow Man II 2008-03-29 08:39:43 It was bad enough they made the first one with Kevin Bacon but in 2006 they decided to make a straight to DVD sequel with Christian Slater. It really couldn't get any worse than a Slater invisible-man horror sci-fi movie...Synopsis: The sequel follows a grizzled police officer and a research scientist as they attempt to put a stop to the murderous rampage of soldier-turned-invisible-man Michael Griffin (Christian Slater).Slater is ready to turn hollowmovie trailer:So...whos renting this tonight? Read more:Hollow
Elijah Wood In Spy Kids 3 2008-03-29 06:05:19 What is with these weird freaky appearances by Elijah
Wood?Spy Kids 3 clip with Elijah:Check out Elijah doing the puppet master in case you havent seen it.
Robert Deniro and Columbo Impersonator 2008-03-29 06:02:50 Love these impersonators...This guy Sammy Ligouri impersonates RobertDeniro
and randomly Columbo. That Columbo impersonation looks like its pretty ridiculous to see in person, I might have to book him. I wouldnt know if it were an actual impersonation or just some weird guy with one eye open who just got a large object shoved up his ass. He's got the partial Deniro-sour face smile going on at least...Just look at the real Deniro pulling it off. Read more:Impersonator
The Many Faces of Michael Anderson 2008-03-28 14:01:10 Michael Anderson
A Different Michael Anderson...this one is a beat boxer.This one skates.This one rides a dirt bike.This one cooks. Read more:Michael
Bad Movie Of The Week - Luke Perrys Terminal Bliss 2008-04-05 09:09:30 In an attempt to distance himself from 90210, Luke Perry starred in this movie from 1992 about a guy who "had everything, but nothing was enough"..Didnt seem to work too well.MOVIE TRAILER:IMDB doesnt even have the plot listed on the movie page and 87 tortured people have reviewed it for a total score of a 3.6/10...Its an Outhouse classic! Read more:Bliss
No title 2008-04-05 09:08:46 I am not really sure what he has done besides the A-Team and Rocky III?
No title 2008-04-04 14:24:54 I really do not know how to describe this movie other than to say it was the gayest thing I have ever seen. I really don't know why so many "tough guys" love this movie. Its just a bunch of men in speedos and make up swaggering their dicks all over the screen . When some of my friends went to see this movie they were like "hey man, I am going to see it at the imax " like I was supposed to be jealous or something , hahaha. As if seeing a gay porn on a normal size screen was not enough, you have to see some guys package on imax. Whenever I tell a fan of this movie that the whole speedo thing was pretty gay, they always have the same response they say "hey man, they are Spartans and thats how they fought in battle". Well actually its not, the Spartans wore bronze armor and not speedos. When
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