Owner: Husband Clothes URL:http://www.husbandclothes.com Join Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:09:52 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: This blog is for women with husbands (or ladies with boyfriends) who have annoying habits, strange styles of clothing, questionable hygiene, and generally bizarre ideas about life and relationships. By a lady who prefers humor to whining or yelling:) Site statistics:Click here
Quiz for Husband: Whose Birthday Is In 4 Days? 2008-03-27 13:15:26 I used to be a teacher. (But now write school books…and blogs.) So, I know strategies on making quizzes easy, challenging, or whatever the occasion calls for. For fun, I’m going to give my husband this quiz (which he will totally blow off) :
1. True or False: My birthday is in 4 days.
(Hint: See [...] Read more:Husband
, Birthday
Husband Tells Jokes, People Look Confused 2008-03-26 14:27:28 Doesn’t everyone want a partner who has a great sense of humor? Yes, me too. But well, I didn’t really get that. I realize that probably sounds a little mean to people who haven’t…how shall I put this…experienced my husband’s jokes. It’s not that his jokes are gross, cruel, too political, or anything like that. [...] Read more:Husband
, Jokes
Wouldn’t You Be Proud of This Shelf? 2008-03-25 03:29:40 Sunday we invited my husband’s friends over–two couples. Both, like us, somewhat new to the Los Angeles area. I fixed a HUGE spread. No joke–8 dishes. Intricate foods. And it was all good. Even King Picky Himself (my husband) complimented the food 3 times. I couldn’t believe it. So–you see all the work I put [...] Read more:Proud
, Shelf
No Gift Is Good Enough 2008-03-23 12:40:14 Happy Easter, everyone! I’m thinking a lot about how lucky I am today–the blessings and gifts I have. Let me warn you though, when I post about the topics of my husband + gifts, it’s going to get a little annoying.
Before I tell my annoying (ok, infuriating) story, let me mention that if you need [...] Read more:Enough
, Good Enough
Critical Updates: Beard, Tooth, Fun 2008-03-22 20:42:41 Hi. Being that it’s Easter Weekend, my husband is spending many hours at home. This means, I can’t post as freely as I usually can. Darn it. And it also means that topics to write and complain about are piling up (though I will not be able to vent about them until Monday…) SO quickly, [...] Read more:Tooth
My Husband Might Be Materialistic 2008-03-29 15:44:40 This post is mainly for the guys out there. I’ve been getting Guy Feedback that I am mean and materialistic! You are probably saying it in a joking way, as in “you’re so mean” being sarcastic code for “you’re sooooo tolerant and nice based on what I read on your blog.” If you ARE serious, [...] Read more:Husband
Flashback: Hard Times 2008-03-29 13:50:52 Yesterday, my friend saw the post about my husband’s hanger trick, and suddenly it hit me that I never told her about it. When she mentioned the hanger, I had a flashback to the time period when she and I met. At that time, life was much too serious to ever talk or think about [...] Read more:Times
, Hard Times
How to NOT Hang Up Your Clothes 2008-03-28 04:01:51 Hi. Make me feel better about this. Every guy does this, right? You have hangers all over your house that look just like this, true?
In case these photographs seem perplexing (because they are), let me fully explain them. The first photo is a hanger. No, the hanger did not come like that. It was a [...] Read more:Clothes
Critical Update: Electronics Gift 2008-04-01 14:50:07 Okay, there may be an update on a birthday gift for me from my husband. (Disregard completely the fact that my birthday passed two days ago already. Also disregard that my husband still most likely would be a year off if he tried to tell you my age.)
He did just call to see if we [...] Read more:Update
Flashback: Dating Times 2008-04-01 14:39:48 Funny dating flashback. I was thinking about when my husband and I were DATING!!!! There was nearly no sign of normalcy in this man whatsoever. Why then did I want to date him? That’s a very insightful question. See, I was quite normal. In fact, I was the girl at the office that guys wanted [...] Read more:Dating
, Times
Why Your Wife or Girlfriend Acts Mean 2008-03-31 16:11:35 Hi. I made this interesting discovery. Apparently guys read my blog. I was a little surprised at all of the REALLY nice emails from guys about how mean that my husband forgot my birthday! Wow–thanks. SO, I made some joke posts to guys in the past. Now, I decided to write a real post [...] Read more:Girlfriend
Update: Husband Got Me a “Birthday Gift” 2008-03-31 15:06:47 I need to get this out and move along before it makes me really mad.
We had friends over for my birthday yesterday. While I cooked beforehand, my husband took the boys out to the toystore. I asked him to buy a cake. (Must mention the husband “cake problem”–he likes wierd cakes, I like normal cakes. [...] Read more:Update
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, Birthday
Told My Husband It’s My Birthday: He Was So Surprised 2008-03-30 14:13:15 Okay, I am becoming very confused. First, I was sure my husband was spying on my blog. Then I couldn’t take it anymore and asked him to read it (but he was too tired, even though I said “please read it, I make fun of you in it.”) Then I think he DID read it.
Question: [...] Read more:Husband
, Birthday
Husband Unable to Identify Angelina Jolie 2008-04-03 18:48:54 My husband’s job involves working on movies. Yet he can barely name a single famous actor or actress. I’m not sure what that means. It could mean we need to visit a neurologist. Or that he needs to do some serious brushing up on his celebrity gossip–get with it guy!!!! Let me know what you [...] Read more:Husband
, Angelina
, Jolie
The Time Husband’s Junk Became Lethal 2008-04-03 16:16:56 Does your guy LOVE to store tool-related things that he never uses? Mine sure does. Especially cords. All kinds of cords. Phone cords (including the curly ones that no one can use anymore because they don’t have phones with cords), orange cords, black cords, cords with colored knobs at the end, cords with heavy black [...] Read more:Husband
, Lethal
Empty Containers In the Refrigerator, Why? 2008-04-02 15:13:15 I was looking in the refrigerator to fix breakfast, and I found the container of salsa below. For added effect, the photo is upside down, as was the salsa container. (Must add–it’s NOT because my husband was drunk and eating salsa and chips. He was perfectly sober last night, and I found it this morning):
[...] Read more:Empty
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Mother-In-Law’s Odd Dream: Involves Buying Home 2008-04-02 14:09:57 My mother-in-law has a dream. She has been battling over this house in her country for about 7 years (though when she wants people to feel sorry for her, she says it’s been 9, sometimes even 11 years). Even if she gains the rights to it, she cannot purchase it due to having no [...] Read more:Dream
, Buying
To Mow or Not to Mow? That Is My Question… 2008-04-05 20:16:33 Well, looks like it’s that time again. The grass has grown completely out of control. I keep thinking my husband will mow it (as he promises to do it every weekend), but no. Well, what did I expect…I was the one who single-handedly layed out this grass in the form of sod, after all. By [...] Read more:Question
Call for Guest Photos 2008-04-04 16:16:33 Hi, a few ladies have e-mailed me asking if they can send photos of problems their husbands or boyfriends create. YES, I love those, and they get a lot of views! I don’t post names or faces. (Even if you want me to, I can’t–have to avoid emails from angry husbands :).
Send anything you [...] Read more:Guest
Does My Site Look Weird? If Yes, Refresh. 2008-04-07 17:18:08 Hi! I made some changes to my site.
If you are seeing green links under the header, then click “refresh.” Then you will see the new links under the header. (They’re red–you’ll see after refreshing.) Read more:Weird
, Refresh
I Dream that Moviestars Want to Date Me 2008-04-07 16:47:12 I am not sure why this happens. Perhaps there are a few psychoanalyst readers out there who have some theories. Perhaps it happened last night because my husband was very cranky all weekend (which was very disconcerting to me, but I’ve moved on).
Anyway, for whatever reason, about 3-4 times a year, I have these [...] Read more:Dream
To Mow or Not to Mow? That Is My Question… 2008-04-05 20:16:33 Well, looks like it’s that time again. The grass has grown completely out of control. I keep thinking my husband will mow it (as he promises to do it every weekend), but no. Well, what did I expect…I was the one who single-handedly layed out this grass in the form of sod, after all. By [...] Read more:Question
Common Men Misconceptions On Clothing and Hygeine 2008-04-09 14:09:34 Is this not true: during long-term relationships and marriage, men basically maintain the same ideas they always had, except they become more and more convinced of them. Sometimes, this becomes a downhill spiral, and misconceptions can spin totally out of control. For example, a guy believes Misconception #2 below while dating. But then after a [...] Read more:Common
, Misconceptions
, Clothing
These Pants May Have Historical Significance 2008-04-08 14:00:41 See these pants? If you want them, that can probably be arranged. But first, let’s take a quiz. Fill in the blank. These pants were _______:
a) Worn by a real dancer in the MC Hammer music video “Can’t Touch This” (1990) [Hint: after you take the quiz, see the video via [...] Read more:Pants
, Historical
, Significance
Proof That My Husband Is Psychic (or Mean) 2008-04-10 12:10:13 There is a disturbingly uncanny phenomenon that happens in our home about once every 4-6 weeks. I clean the bathroom big-time about once each month. (YES, that’s rare. SORRY. But that isn’t the disturbing part.) I’m talking about the Ajax comes out, tub gets scrubbed, floor and baseboards–it all gets a major overhaul. It [...] Read more:Proof
, Husband
, Psychic
Common Men Misconceptions On Clothing and Hygeine 2008-04-09 14:09:34 Is this not true: during long-term relationships and marriage, men basically maintain the same ideas they always had, except they become more and more convinced of them. Sometimes, this becomes a downhill spiral, and misconceptions can spin totally out of control. For example, a guy believes Misconception #2 below while dating. But then after a [...] Read more:Common
, Misconceptions
, Clothing
These Pants May Have Historical Significance 2008-04-08 14:00:41 See these pants? If you want them, that can probably be arranged. But first, let’s take a quiz. Fill in the blank. These pants were _______:
a) Worn by a real dancer in the MC Hammer music video “Can’t Touch This” (1990) [Hint: after you take the quiz, see the video via [...] Read more:Pants
, Historical
, Significance
Does My Site Look Weird? If Yes, Refresh. 2008-04-07 17:18:08 Hi! I made some changes to my site.
If you are seeing green links under the header, then click “refresh.” Then you will see the new links under the header. (They’re red–you’ll see after refreshing.)
Blue Ray Read more:Weird
, Refresh
I Dream that Moviestars Want to Date Me 2008-04-07 16:47:12 I am not sure why this happens. Perhaps there are a few psychoanalyst readers out there who have some theories. Perhaps it happened last night because my husband was very cranky all weekend (which was very disconcerting to me, but I’ve moved on).
Anyway, for whatever reason, about 3-4 times a year, I have these [...] Read more:Dream
Thank You for Hilarious Comments, Emails, and Photos! 2008-04-11 14:40:42 I have gotten some of the funniest emails, comments (with posts), and photos this month EVER. Thank
you so much–both guys and girls, readers of this site have a great sense of humor!
The site has had 8,500 views over the last 30 days. I didn’t know so many people would share my perspective, but humor [...] Read more:Comments
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