Owner: Internal Bleeding URL:http://www.internalbleeding.net Join Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:47 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: A blog that reviews b-movies, zombie, horror, sci-fi, schlock, grindhouse, and cheesy action flicks. We post 2-3 reviews a week, and we pick 1 movie of the week and give a dueling review. Site statistics:Click here
Duel to the Death 2008-03-27 09:16:57 I first heard about Xian si jue (aka Duel to the Death) when I was watching a video montage of martial arts battles. Seeing the over the top supernatural battles on that video - I knew I had to find this movie and watch the whole thing. The story is quite simple. You have [...]
DeathStalker II 2008-03-25 10:00:56 DeathStalker II (1987) is an action/adventure comedy from the mind of Jim Wynorski, who was also the helm of the previously reviewed Chopping Mall. Deathstalker II is set in a fantasy world and it has a similar feeling to movies like Conan or The Beastmaster, but in the cheesy dimension instead of the serious. [...]
MOW: Endgame 2008-03-22 15:51:30 This week for our dueling review and movie of the week, we picked “Endgame
” or as it’s also known “Endgame - Bronx lotta finale“. Endgame is directed by the famed Joe D’Amato and stars Al Cliver as badass Ron Shannon, and George Eastman as the hunter Kurt Karnak.
Endgame takes place in New York City [...]
Night of the Creeps 2008-03-21 13:46:37 Take one part Slither, and one part Night
of the Living Dead, mix them together, and you get Fred Dekker’s 1986 horror/comedy “Night of the Creeps“. This one has a few recognizable actors, Jason Lively hot off of his performance in National Lampoon’s European Vacation, Tom Atkins (Maniac Cop, Halloween III), Allan Kayser (Mama’s [...]
Werewolves on Wheels 2008-03-19 11:16:52 Take a biker movie, throw in a satanic cult and werewolves and mix it all together and you get Michel Levesque’s (Sweet Sugar, The Gravitational Bed) grindhouse flick “Werewolves
on Wheels
”. This one stars Steve Oliver (Peyton Place) as the leader of the bikers, “Adam”, with a short part by Severn Darden [...]
A new rating system 2008-03-17 18:35:35 As you longtime readers (you know, the ones that started coming last week or so) may have noticed, Internal Bleeding has decided to adopt a 5 star rating system. We figured it’s easier to give you a rating along with a review in order to determine which movies are better than others, since “I’d recommend [...]
Survivor 2008-03-17 08:07:30 An astronaut returns from space after triggering a nuclear war… Sounds like a great premise for a movie, right? It is a great premise, unfortunately it loses a little in the execution. I’m talking about Michael Shackleton’s only feature film as a director, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Survivor (1987) is [...]
MOW: Nightmare City (aka City of the Walking Dead) 2008-03-15 13:37:07 For this week’s movie of the week review, we watched Italian Director Umberto Lenzi’s “Incubo sulla citta contaminata“, otherwise known as Nightmare
City (or City of the Walking
Dead, whichever you decide). The movie stars Hugo Stiglitz as reporter/fighting improvisational master/one handed gunman Dean Miller. Dean has an assignment to meet a [...]
Chopping Mall 2008-03-11 04:02:00 I was privledged enough to come across a copy of the 1986 Roger Corman produced “Chopping Mall” aka Killbots, starring Tony O’Dell (Head of the Class, The Karate Kid, The Puppy Saves the Circus) and Kelli Maroney (Night of the Comet).
Chopping Mall starts off cleverly, with a street tough breaking into a jewelry store window, [...]
MOW: The Stuff 2008-03-08 12:46:11 For This week’s “Movie of the Week” pick, we watched the 1985 movie written and directed by Larry Cohen, “The Stuff“, with the bigger named actors being Paul Sorvino, Garrett Morris, and Danny Aiello. It also starred some kid that ended up being in a couple episodes of “Who’s the Boss” and little else.
Sean: I [...]
MOW: Class of Nuke ‘Em High 2008-03-29 19:42:40 Our movie of the week for March 30th is Class of Nuke ‘Em High (1986) directed by Richard W. Haines. Starring Janelle Brady (Teen Wolf Too) as Chrissy, Gil Brenton as Warren, and Robert Prichard (The Toxic Avenger) as Spike. Tromaville High School is less then a mile away from a nuclear power [...]
2020 Texas Gladiators 2008-03-31 10:35:53 For this review, I’m going to be taking a look at another piece of fine Italian Cinema called “Anno 2020 - I gladiatori del futuro” aka 2020 Texas
Gladiators. Gladiators is directed by Joe D’Amato (who also directed a previous movie of the week, Endgame) and stars Al Cliver (Endgame) Daniel Stephen (he was [...]
Mr. No Legs 2008-04-02 11:00:34 “The Cops want to get him. The Mob wants to hit him. But no one wants to meet him face to face.” - that’s the tag line for Ricou Browning’s 1981 film”Mr. No Legs”, starring Richard Jaeckel (Delta Force 2), John Agar, and Lloyd Bochner.
Mr. No Legs is a legless enforcer that rides around in [...]
MOW: They Live 2008-04-05 14:58:35 Ever feel like you you are not in control of your life? Do you feel that you are a slave to the media, that you must “Conform”? They control you, but who are they and what do they want? Roddy Piper (John Nada) and Keith David (Frank) star in John Carpenter’s They [...]
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS 2008-04-04 11:45:57 Imagine making sweet love to a large boobied blonde woman, getting your rocks off one minute, and then getting put into a concentration camp, being tortured and then castrated the next… Yeah… Shitty, eh? If you think that’s bad, that’s all happens within the first 5 minutes of Don Edmonds‘ Ilsa, She Wolf of [...]
Shogun Assassin 2008-04-08 10:00:23 The tale of Shogun Assassin
is a confusing one. While Robert Houston is the credited director, this is actually the first two movies of the Lone Wolf and Cub aka “babycart” (Kozure Ôkami: Sanzu no kawa no ubaguruma aka “Babycart at the River Styx, and Kozure Ôkami: Kowokashi udekashi tsukamatsuru aka “Sword of Vengeance”) [...]
The Video Dead 2008-04-10 09:04:04 Isn’t it always fun to get a package in the mail? I like to get packages, it makes me feel like I’m someone special, even if I did order it for myself like a big boy. In Robert Scott’s “The Video Dead” (1987), a man gets a special delivery that he’s not expecting. [...]
War of the Dead 2008-04-13 21:06:43 Nazi zombies seek revenge on the soldiers that killed them in World War II. When WWII veterans start dropping dead from grenade attacks, special agent Kelly Conda hunts down the Nazi zombies that are the linked to these mysterious deaths. Camille Djokoto (Special Agent Kelly Conda) stars in “War of the Dead” directed [...]
Trancers 2008-04-15 09:49:33 Up for review today is the first of a 6 film series. 1985’s Trancers, directed by Charles Band, starring Tim Thomerson (Iron Eagle, and too many other things to mention) as Jack Deth - a trooper sent from the future to the year 1985. Deth is trying to stop a criminal mastermind named Whistler, who [...]
MOW: Zombie Nosh 2008-04-20 20:46:14 Every year around Halloween, I see advertisements for Haunted Hayrides at farms and cider mills and stuff in the area. I can’t honestly say that I’ve ever been on one, and if this movie is any indication of what I should expect… I might not be going on any hayrides in the foreseeable future.
Zombie [...]
Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors Giveaways at Pollystaffle 2008-04-21 16:07:25 Our bros over at Pollystaffle.com are having some giveaways over at their site for Fangoria’s upcoming Weekend
of Horrors
. Amongst the available prizes are tickets to a showing of “Night of the Living Dead” with select members of the cast, tickets to a screening of Wicked Lake and also the premiere showing of Amateur [...]
Hands of Steel 2008-04-22 11:43:04 Well, I’m back. Yep, I’m back from my trip. Did you hear about my trip? I built a time machine that took me to the future. Boy, the future sure is rough. It was a dystopia where the environment was in some rough shape. People were living on the [...] Read more:Hands
, Steel
MOW: Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane (aka Plane Dead) 2008-04-26 13:27:22 On a flight to Paris, an experimental government cargo container filled with a body of a scientist infected with an unknown strain of malaria manifests itself into a zombie. Because of some careless security mixed with a massive storm/turbulence, the zombie gets out and claims a armed guard as it’s first victim. [...] Read more:Flight
, Living
, Plane
1990 The Bronx Warriors 2008-04-28 23:44:30 1990 The BronxWarriors
is a Sci-Fi, Action movie directed by Enzo G. Castellari.
In 1990 the Bronx is officially declared “No Man’s Land”. The authorities give up all attempts to restore law and order. From then on, the area is ruled by “The Riders”.
Ann wanders (Stefania Girolami Goodwin) into the wrong part of [...]
The Last Stand and The Last Stand 2 2008-04-28 18:25:39 We take a break from our regularly scheduled programming of reviews to bring you some news about an awesome webgame. The Last Stand
and The Last Stand 2 are two games from Armor Games where you take the role of a zombie apocalypse survivor trying to survive 40 days in the wild.
The Last Stand keeps [...]
Dead-End Drive In 2008-05-01 11:08:36 Last time I went to a drive in movie I saw “Congo”, which is probably one of the unintentionally worst movies I’ve seen to date. My biggest fear was that we’d get locked in the drive in and be forced to watch Congo over and over and over again. While Crabs and his [...]
MOW: From Beyond 2008-05-03 12:29:37 One time in junior high, we put together two cans connected with a string to show that we could communicate over long distances. We didn’t get a good grade on it, since that’s probably something more suited for a 2nd grade class to do, but we were in a pinch, and what can we [...]
Trancers II 2008-05-09 11:22:54 Hot off the heels of the awesome 1986 sci-fi psuedo zombie flick, Trancers, comes it’s 1991 sequel Trancers II. This installment of Trancers is again directed Charles Band, who also wrote the story for both trancers movies so far. Jack Deth (Tim Thomerson) has been living for 5 years in the old Los [...]
MOW: Dead & Buried 2008-05-12 20:53:28 Sheriff Gillis (James Farentino) gets enveloped in an outbreak of murders in the small, sleepy town of Potters Bluff, Rhode Island. The bodies of miscellaneous drifters and tourists are quickly stacking up throughout the small town within a matter of a few days. As sheriff Gillis invesigates these savage murders, he discovers clues [...] Read more:Buried
Amateur Porn Star Killer 2008-05-14 21:39:14 Amateur Porn Star Killer
is the debut film from director/writer/actor Shane Ryan. The entire movie is filmed from the perspective of Ryan’s character using a hand held camera. Ryan plays the part of Brandon, an 18 year old who’s on his way to visit his mom, and decides to make an overnight stop [...] Read more:Amateur
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