Owner: Internal Bleeding URL:http://www.internalbleeding.net Join Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:54:47 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: A blog that reviews b-movies, zombie, horror, sci-fi, schlock, grindhouse, and cheesy action flicks. We post 2-3 reviews a week, and we pick 1 movie of the week and give a dueling review. Site statistics:Click here
MOW: Death Warmed Up 2008-05-18 21:23:15 Doctor’s offices are weird places. It always seems like no matter what time you set up your appointment, you won’t see your doctor for a few hours, regardless of when you show up. Last time I went to the doc’s I had an appointment at 9am, and I waited until at least 11 [...]
Northville Cemetery Massacre 2008-05-20 08:35:24 We haven’t reviewed too many biker flicks here yet, but this one had a place mostly near, and somewhat dear to our hearts. You see, Northville Cemetery
Massacre was filmed in a town just 10 minutes away from where I live, so I was interested in what this movie was all about. Northville [...]
Cocaine Cowboys 2008-05-21 21:06:35 One of the more major sentiments I’ll take away from the 80’s is “Say no to drugs.” If I didn’t know any better, I’d think the only reason that Jack Palance appears in this movie is probably because he needed the money to buy more fucking blow. Palance plays Raphael the manager of [...] Read more:Cocaine
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MOW: The Beyond 2008-05-26 20:20:37 Liza Merril (Catriona MacColl) inherits an old hotel and in the cellar lies the door to the beyond. Liza wants to restore it, but she is confronted with strange events in the process. Her painter falls off of his extension ladder when he witnesses a grim vision. The plumber gets his eyes [...]
Galaxy of Terror 2008-05-28 22:31:55 A lot of bad Sci-Fi movies came out in the 80’s. After studios saw that movies like Star Wars and Alien could make a lot of money, they thought that it would be easy enough to make mediocre films that could cash in on the masses’ newfound interest in movies about galaxies far, far [...] Read more:Galaxy
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2019 - After the Fall of New York 2008-06-01 09:58:41 If there’s anything we’ve learned from writing on this website, Italian cinema loves Snake Plissken and Escape from New York
. They are also obsessed with the post apocalypse because I swear they made at least 5,792 films about it in the 80’s. 2019 - After the Fall of New York (aka Dopo [...]
Warlords of the 21st Century aka Battletruck! 2008-06-05 23:03:34 Gas is at 4 dollars a gallon here in the U.S. It seems like it’s rising daily. Obviously oil is very important in all of our daily lives but it won’t last forever. Unfortunately, the upcoming Oil Wars predicted by the 1982 post apocalyptic Road Warrior-esqe flick Warlords of the 21st Century
, [...]
Ferocious Female Freedom Fighters 2008-06-09 20:00:55 What do you get when you cross an Indonesian women’s wrestling movie, Troma Entertainment, and an action star who talks like Elvis? You get one of the funniest redubs in film history… Ferocious FemaleFreedomFighters
! FFFF is the story of Bambi, an exceptional Greco-roman wrestler on her way to the top. Unfortunately her brother [...]
The Machine Girl 2008-06-10 12:39:28 The Machine
Girl (aka Katuaude mashin gâru) is written and directed by Japanese director Noboru Iguchi, and stars Minase Yashiro as Ami Hyuga - the main and titular character. Ami Hyuga is like any other young college girl. She loves her younger brother and she can shoot some mean hoops. After her [...]
Tales from the Quadead Zone 2008-06-12 09:48:27 This… This movie is like searching for a lost gem. You put a lot of work tracking it down, studying ancient maps and texts. When you finally find and uncover this gem, it appears to be diamond, but on further examination it turns out to be glass.Tales
from the Quadead Zone is [...]
Welcome our Newest Writer, and read about some upcoming site events! 2008-06-11 16:15:05 As you, loyal reader(s), may have noticed, there’s a new name in the “Published by” heading above some of our articles. We want to extend a warm welcome to our newest writer, Monkeyface. You may have already seen his latest work, but if not, I encourage you to read his review of Troma’s [...] Read more:Welcome
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Parasite 2008-06-15 14:35:40 In the year 1992 after a nuclear war has devastated most of the United States. Dr. Paul Dean (Robert Glaudini) develops a leech-like parasite that grows to large portions after it consumes the blood of its host. Paul flees to the desert when the government storms his lab to collect the parasites to use for [...] Read more:Parasite
Equalizer 2000 2008-06-17 19:48:50 So it seems like Al Gore’s predictions of the future are going to right on and Cirio H. Santiago has given us a glimpse of it. Global warming and nuclear terrorism has turned the world in to barren wasteland. Oil and water are scarce, and everyday brings new battle with your enemies. But things aren’t [...] Read more:Equalizer
Satan War 2008-06-19 08:24:12 When I moved into my new house, there were a lot of things I had to get used to. The house seemed to make creaking noises at all hours, and we had some leaking in our basement when it rained pretty heavily. We got some of those things fixed, but I couldn’t image what I’d [...] Read more:Satan
July Theme Weeks, and our upcoming GIVEAWAY! 2008-06-18 22:22:35 Hey Everybody!
We’re going to be doing something a little different for the month of July. We’re going to be putting together some “themed” weeks, where we review movies of a particular theme. The only problem is, we don’t know which themes you want to read about! Tell all of your friends, and vote for your [...] Read more:Theme
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Revenge of the Ninja 2008-07-01 13:30:54 Cho Osaki (Shô Kosugi) moves to America with his son Kane (Kane Kosugi) after his family is killed in Japan by ninjas. He opens a doll shop with his friend Braden (Arthur Roberts), who uses Cho’s shop as a front to import heroin in the dolls. Braden is double crossed by his Italian [...] Read more:Revenge
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The Street Fighter 2008-06-29 19:26:47 When you think of a Street
Fighter movie, do you think of that shittastic Jean-Claude VanDamme film from the mid-80’s? If you do, clear that preconceived notion of garbage out of your head, because for our movie to kick off our July Ninja/Martial Arts theme week, we’re talking about the 1974 Sonny Chiba fightfest [...]
Mischief 2008-06-25 17:31:04 Did I ever mention that my dad owned a dozen video stores when I was growing up? Well if I did I lied, he only had 9. So having spent most of my childhood in those stores I have all of these images of movie boxes in my head. One of those boxes is for [...]
The Devil’s Sword 2008-06-23 20:51:33 Take one part Excalibur, throw in some Krull, a few scenes of Caligola, a touch of Dawn of the Dead, the choreography of Kung Fu Hustle, about 30 seconds of The Blue Lagoon, and you have our movie of the week… Golok setan, aka The Devil
’s Sword
! Director Ratno Timoer takes us for a wild [...]
Code of Silence 2008-07-15 19:00:38 How about a little “Chuck Norris: did you know” to start off this review… Did you know that Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris? Did you know that Chuck Norris goes to bed with morning wood? Did you know that Chuck Norris rips his USB drive out of the port without clicking “safely [...]
Undefeatable 2008-07-12 22:15:21 Godfrey Hall is an interesting character. He’s been known to shoot footage for one film and then end up cutting and pasting footage from other films in varying order to eventually make up 4 or 5 films. Now that’s a cost effective way to make a film if you ask me. Unfortunately, most of those [...]
The Incredible Melting Man 2008-07-11 09:31:40 When I was a kid, I remember looking up at the moon and the stars at night. I’d think to myself and wonder what was out there. Were there other people on other planets, just like us, living their normal day to day lives, oblivious to other beings in the universe? I also thought it [...] Read more:Incredible
Rawhead Rex 2008-07-09 17:30:29 Written by: Clive Barker Directed by: George Pavlou
In a small town in Ireland sleeps the nastiest ape looking demon in the world. RAWHEAD REX!!! After a local farmer accidentally disturbs Rex’s eternal resting place, Rex wakes to reek havoc on this small town. Carnage is prevalent as Rex devours victim after victim. [...]
The Fog (1980) 2008-07-08 19:30:44 I can honestly say I am not a huge fan of remakes. They very rarely turn out as good as the original. But lets face it, even new Hollywood stories aren’t too good now days. So I thought rather than watching the remake of The Fog I would take a peek at the classic by [...]
Last House on the Left 2008-07-06 09:37:46 In 1972, Wes Craven wrote and directed the controversial movie The Last House
on the Left. The film follows Mari on her 17 year old birthday, as she and her friend Phyllis make their way into the big city to see a concert. On their way to the city, a radio announcement broadcasts [...]
Ninja Wars 2008-07-04 14:44:56 Ninja Wars (aka Iga ninpocho) is an odd movie. It’s not odd in the fact that it’s a ninja movie, it’s odd in the fact that despite being superficially a ninja movie, it’s really not a ninja movie at all. Despite the title, Ninja Wars is in fact a love story. While their may be [...] Read more:Ninja
Wheels on Meals 2008-07-02 19:30:15 Ever since I saw Jackie Chan’s first American hit Rumble in the Bronx I have been a huge fan. I’ve seen almost every one of his movie that has come out in theaters since then. But it wasn’t until recently that I found out that some of his earlier work which wasn’t released in the [...] Read more:Wheels
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We’ve been slacking 2008-07-31 08:12:53 Hey Everyone,
If you’re a regular visitor, you may have noticed that we haven’t had any new posts since we finished our theme weeks of July with our review of Diary of the Dead. Well, there’s a reason for that. No, we weren’t attacked by zombies (yet) but we’re gearing up for our first ever INTERNALBLEEDING.NET [...]
Diary of the Dead 2008-07-27 10:28:42 George A. Romero showed us the first of a growing zombie invasion in Night of the Living Dead. Ten years later, he brought us Dawn of the Dead, a zombie movie in a mall, with an underlying message of even after death, consumerism rules all. Seven years after Dawn, Romero followed up with the social [...] Read more:Diary
Land of the Dead 2008-07-25 15:34:51 In this installment of the Zombie films, zombies have taken over most of the world and the number of living humans is dwindling. Society has adapted to this change and a great number of people reside in Fiddler’s Green one of the few remaining cities not populated by zombies. Kaufman (Dennis Hopper) the founder of [...]
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