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O-M-G 2008-03-25 09:59:35 i tried posting one of my entries and Nuffnang flashed this error message that says:(click picture to enlarge)Error adding URL. Blog must be registered with Nuffnang, have a currently running Nuffnang ad unit and belong to a Glitterati member.HUH! WHAT HAPPENED?!i've been trying to post this particular entry since last night but the error message always keeps flashing at my face. so i gave up and thinking that maybe posting it the next day might just be smooth deliver but to my surprise, the error message is still there!what's really happening?! *screams in horror*PS: im trying to post this entry as well. if the error message still shows. i really... *waves the white flag*apparently, the attempt to post this entry was yet again a failure so i've decided to write to Nuffnang for assistance.
D.I.Y Cloud/Lava Lamps 2008-03-25 01:40:47 i love lava/cloud lamps. they look modern and will never disappoint you with their random movements and vibrant colours; definitely a must have in any apartments that wants to achieve the whole mod look.because i'm on a budget, i found the perfect solution that enables me to create a lava lamp with a tight budget of 10 buckaroos! and you must be thinking that i'm crazy but i can convincingly show you that i'm not kidding.another genius posted a video on how to make a lava lamp under a budget of 10 bucks and hopefully achieve the whole effect effectively.so many viewers followed the instructions and managed to come up lamps like thesegift for his gf and she loved itrefreshing idea for Halloweencheap, mod looking lamp for the living roommystical feelcreativity sure runs in everyone's veins, Read more:Cloud
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Photographers Might Find This Entry Useful 2008-03-24 10:48:26 i chanced upon this quick-n-dirty Light Tent project for photographing prototypes and appearance models. and you know getting a studio just to take photographs on objects and products is a pretty dumb move, so this genius came up with a D-I-Y Light Tent with simple materials!so this genius wdrwilson explained that he was inspired to do this project after seeing the PVC light tent, which uses a cardboard box, and some white material (Tyvek) which allowed him to take reasonable photos of products such as watches, jewlery, small objects, etc..blah blah. and the end product of an image turns out to look like thissweet, eh? Materials You'd Need:- Masking tape or other heavy tape (Duct, packing, etc)- X-Acto knife- Ruler- Glue Stick- semi transparent white material (Tyvek, White suiting/Ripstop Read more:Photographers
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Who Doesn't Like Shopping?! 2008-03-23 08:34:06 i know 2 people who doesn't like shopping.my sister and my dad. they share almost similar genes i tell you! they'll either whine when i ask them to accompany me to the mall or the warehouse sales. the older one grumbles and gets pissed easily. on the contrary, i'm just like my mom! we look 85% alike, share the same taste for music, arts, hobbies like shopping although a pity she's no longer around; or else we'd have been best girlfriends!my dad gets pissed off because i keep on splurging. my sis grumbles because she just hates the crowd (sorry emo kid on the loose, my bad) so when it comes to shopping, there's only one person who comes out in my mind instantly. and that is ms sam.despite time flying in godspeed, and though we might be miles apart, we're still web-camming and still bitching Read more:Shopping
Thank You, Nuffnang! 2008-03-22 12:22:22 i've got to admit that i'm pretty stupid. approximately 4 days ago, Nuffnang sent me an e-mail congratulating me that an advertiser has chosen to advertise on my blog. i read on: "Please do not remove the Ad Unit from your blog during the period(s) of time above or you will not be paid the full amount for the ad."so i looked at my sister and told her that how awesome it is for some advertiser is going to advertise in my blog! so she stared at the e-mail and asked, "so, which advertiser?" i paused, then told her that i have no idea when the advertiser was actually mentioned right before my very own eyes! v_v OKAY.so anyway, i didn't realised it until last night when i was browsing Nuffnang, i chanced upon a fellow blogger who received the same e-mail as i did!taken aback and feeling really Read more:Thank
Ventriloquism 2008-03-22 01:30:57 think Ventriloquism is cool?i second that notion!oh-my-goodness.yesterday i managed to watch this amazing stand-up comedy starring a ventriloquist and his puppet friend. i laughed till i cried, seriously. i thought to myself: why isn't ventriloquism brought back to the mainstream showbiz?then the answer dawned upon me: because what we see is supposedly an 'illusion' and nobody pays much money watching a guy 'talking' to himself, isn't it? also, in my own opinion, ventriloquism can be pretty boring if the entertainer sucks at entertaining his audience.moreover, there are surprisingly decreasing number of ventriloquist as a career in the world now because many believe such entertainment aren't able help them earn sufficient money for their lives so many took ventriloquism as a hobby.there u
This Guy Just Pwned Your Ass 2008-03-20 09:56:16 hello i believe you guys are very familiar with the arcade basketball hoop game. the one which you have to shoot balls into the hoops given within a limited amount of time. i might not know how good you are at the hoops, but i'm sure this guy just pwned your lily asses.check this video out :)
Weirdest Things Sold on eBay 2008-03-20 09:35:21 we human beings are just weird? or should i say hilarious? or are we trying to be funny? eBay is one of the largest online stores. they sell almost everything under the sun. when i mean everything, i mean everything. check out what weirdest things people are willing to bid with money on eBay. (click on the picture)
The Bucket List 2008-03-19 18:41:54 just caught The Bucket List. i shed a tear, laughed quite a bit. well i'm not going to say much. but i'll give you 5 good reasons why you should go catch it.Academy Awards Winning actors Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson both starred in the movie (and John Mayer sings the theme song for the movie!)because life's too short to miss a well crafted movie/ storylineyou won't wanna miss the beautiful sceneries featured in the movie refreshingly funny...cutesy! learn the epiphany in life and deathif the above 5 reasons did not do much justice, i extracted this from a review in IMDb"One of the most fun and uplifting films of the year, Rob Reiner's The Bucket List is also a likely contender for Academy Award nominations. Wonderfully sarcastic dialogue, poignant exchanges between excellently crafted
The Hills Are Alive... 2008-03-19 13:35:58 with the sound of music...as we all know music was discovered way long before anyone was born and apparently, instead of the conventional speaking and other forms of modern communication, music in the past was actually a form of communication.as time passes by, people realised that music has more to than what meets the eye. music is a form of auditory arts! entertainment, in short. as they learn to speak to communicate, men created instruments to form more variety of sounds and music pieces and thus this has never stopped even now!music has became part of my life since i was 2 years old. my mom sent me for piano lessons at Yohan's Yamaha (the current Plaza Singapura) and i gave up when i was 5 because there were examinations and i freaked out. it was such pity because i picked up so well Read more:Hills
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March Guide Top 20's 2008-03-19 02:55:06 TFS' MarchGuide
To... Top 20 TV Shows to Catch Boston LegalBuffy The Vampire SlayerCSIDesperate HousewivesF.R.I.E.N.D.SGossip GirlGrey's AnatomyHeroesHouseHow I Met Your MotherMoonlightMy Name is EarlNip/TuckOne Tree HillPrison BreakProject RunwaySouth ParkThe Family GuyThe SimpsonsUgly Betty Top 20 Books To ReadThe Lovely Bones by Alice SeboldA Clockwork Orange by Anthony BurgessFlowers For Algernon by Daniel KeyesVernon God Little by DBC PierreMister God, This Is Anna by FynnThe Bondmaid by Catherine LimWaiting by Ha JinA Free Life by Ha JinThe Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time by MarkHaddonTuesdays With Morrie by Mitch AlbomThe Five People You Meet In Heaven by Mitch AlbomFor One More Day by Mitch AlbomA Walk To Remember by Nicholas SparksThe Notebook by Nicholas Spark
This Is Not An Optical Illusion 2008-03-19 02:54:18 there's 2 words to describe genes & cells: funny & formidable.they form the most amazing things ever: Homo Sapiens...right and because genes and cells are just so individualistic, everyone is born differently;rich, poor, smart, stupid, fat, short, pretty, ugly, abnormality blah blahso my question is: could there be another me?it's a tough question.so i thought my probability of having someone looking exactly like me is 2 : 6.7billion.i don't even know how many digits are there in a billion but anyway that wasn't my point.so cells and genes decided to be funny; to form and create look-a-likes to confuse the other. this is what i'm talkin' about:Britney SpearsAngelina JolieChristina AguileraParis HiltonDawn YangMichael JacksonArnold SchwartzenggerDavid Beckhamfreaky yet pretty intere Read more:Optical
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Lunch at Tao's 2008-03-17 13:51:21 my family and i had a lunch gathering with my mom's closest friends at Tao's (Paradiz Centre). welcomed by friendly staff, we were brought to our seats and they briefly introduced the menu.apparently the set lunch is a 6-course meal which you mustn't skip any because the appetizer is good enough to convince you that the next following 6 will rock your seat!*photo courtesy from scorpiosdunlike2tokbuttheyblog, thelocalking & yebbersuper duper yummy Mushroom & Cheese Gratinso we had the Mushroom & Cheese Gratin served with bread. this dish is so addictive, i bet you wouldn't mind having your second serving! by the way, the bread is soft and fluffy, toasted to perfection..and free flow! they taste awesome-ness with the gratin spread.serving of Sorbet and free flow of teaFarm Boy Sp Read more:Lunch
Bling! 2008-03-17 11:00:03 okay all thanks to xiaxue i am able to bling my gadgets without troubles!apparently, it's never cheap to bling your items however if you really really want to, i thought D.I.Y is so much cheaper comparing to handphone 'pimping' services provided.i spent under 50$ for my tools and crystals. this is what i've bought:Epoxy Glue which writes ARALDITE across the tube ($4.80)NOTE: DO NOT MISTAKE THIS EPOXY FIX WITH THE FORMER!the container from the glue to place my crystalsi got my crystals from the exact shop xiaxue went to (Arab St)do not be fooled by the 50cents because it isn't 50cents a packet!more like 50cents discount for a packet purchased v_v $14 a pack (144 pieces/normal size) $3 a pack (60 pieces/ small, size5)craft tweezers ($8.90)kebab sticks/ toothpick/ chopstick to mix and spread Read more:Bling
Amazing Shitz 2008-03-15 01:16:19 i just realised Kayne West's song Stronger is a collaboration with Daft Punk! no wonder when i first heard that song it just sounded so Daft Punk but Kayne West pimping the song. but it's all good! i love it anyway!i googled about the song and i found the Daft Punk version! it was super duper awesome i've decided to youtube for their MTV but to my surprise, this was what i see.DAFT HANDS/BODIES?!out of my curiosity, i opened both links and to my astonishment both videos used body parts to "sing" the song. by writing the lyrics on their fingers and hands, thighs and stomachs with a touch of bling or Daft Punk inspired helmets, they made their own original video which i thought were way cool. seems to me there's a lot or work to do: coordination, having good memory bank and speed. both ente Read more:Amazing
Fashion Frenzy 2008-03-14 12:03:16 fashion never fails to amaze me, always giving the whole pop!-like details, the workmanship and the fantastic flow of creativity. so i completed yet another season of Project Runway and had been a fan since it's debut and i must say it keeps getting better and better!though i have to admit that i'm not someone who knows how to appreciates high fashion or even recognize the accurate pronunciation of Loewe but the outcome of almost every fashion piece was just so stunning that i almost gave fashion a thought at my future career. it just blows me away to see how wonderful things the hands and mind can bring you to.like art, fashion uses the mind and creative juices to actually execute the skills and create something trashy into a omgwtfwow! outfit. Project Runway proved something that i alway Read more:Fashion
Hard Earned 20 Cents 2008-03-13 01:54:07 i am proud to present my very first...20 Cents!you might be wondering what's the deal about my very own 20cents, well i have been a proud Glitterati member of Nuffnang who introduced me the Pay per Click advertising opportunity which i have been waiting for! therefore i'm really thankful and very excited to see my first ever earned money online. it's a good feeling and i know Nuffnangers out there definitely know how it feels to earn your first cent :)
Ellemental Sarah 2008-03-11 17:51:12 i'm super happy someone kind actually posted the mtv!my cousin, Sarah
and her girl band Ellements with the song Walk Right Now.by the way if you're wondering which is her, she's the one who sang the pre-chorus.Enjoy the video!My cousin, Sarah!Another snapshot of her :)Ellements
Have You Seen This Man? 2008-03-10 11:19:41 If you do spot this runaway,Singapore's Michael Scofield,please dial 999.
Laugh, Laugh 2008-03-09 14:36:12 ohmygawd, my favourite show!
Guy Friend X 2008-03-08 00:44:14 this guy friend X, is a player.he loves one night stands and never misses to make new girl friends in clubs. gets their number, sleeps with them. and he so he thought women are cheap sluts and bitches with the V-agina but not the B-rains. when he opened up and told me he's a player, my jaws dropped repeatedly because i can't believe i'm speaking to an intelligent man(so i thought) who sleeps loosely! what a bastard.we used to chat about general matters and ending up in heated arguments without a conclusion. that was how our conversations last and how we actually appreciated each other's company. however once he opened up, he just couldn't stop yakking about how he conquered his land and how he dominated the world which really annoys me. it never stopped when...X told me he fell in love wit
Bad/Good News 2008-03-07 15:10:07 do you like hearing good news first or the bad ones? i always thought it's less hurtful to learn the bad news before announcing the good ones. it's always comforting to the ears to learn about the good news after the bad, isn't it?There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.some guy called Laurance J. Peterhe's damn right about it. as you can see my JPAE application is once again, unsuccessful. last night, i dreamt about my application was a success and i jumped for joy! however there's this saying that the more you tend to dream, the more it's never coming true. bloody hell, it seemed that nothing appears to be anything like my dream! ha just when reality smacks right at your face, God decides to play Russian Roulette with me. it's Read more:Good News
Are You Game? 2008-03-06 14:15:04 Click on picture to ENLARGEhow many bands can you spot in this picture? try naming as many as you can :)
Hands Held High 2008-03-04 15:49:23 Linkin Park - Hands
Held High Turn my mic up louder, I got to say somethingLightweights steppin' aside when we come inFeel it in your chest, the syllables get pumpingPeople on the street then panic and start runningWords on loose leaf sheet, complete comingI jump in my mind, I summon the rhyme I'm dumpingHealing the blind, I promise to let the sun inSick of the dark ways we march to the drummingJump when they tell us that they wanna see jumpingFuck that, I wanna see some fists pumpingList something, take back what's yoursSay something that you know they might attack you for'Cause I'm sick of being treated like I had beforeLike it's stupid standing for what I'm standing forLike this war's really just a different brand of warLike it doesn't cater to rich and abandon poorLike they understan
Nuffnang/ Innit Copycats 2008-03-27 13:07:36 HEY!YOU KNOW I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU OR EVEN YOU!BLOODY COPYCATS.(care to know why? i'll post a reply entry tomorrow on why my impulse to post this in Innit)
Irreversible 2008-03-27 12:31:11 i woke up from a jolt i never felt before...wait i remembered reaching for something...what was it?i recalled struggling as if i am reaching for it badlyis it my mom? grandmother? grandfather?argh! swifting shadows, lights flickeredor am i seeking time, hoping to travel back like a time machinemotion speed increased, heart rate acceleratedthat loud piercing noise!like millions of needles sting into my fleshplease...stop...stop it!came a gush on wind,it slammed, swirled into the terrifying noisebam!...i could still hear the wind howl from a distancethat noise; faltered and stopped silence.i woke up from a jolt i never felt before
Pickles Phobia? 2008-03-26 20:20:06 i thought this was all a joke. but it's for real dude! this girl has a phobia for pickles!some joker in youtube then posted a reply saying,"i wonder what happens if she sees a penis."weird phobia of peaches?this vid is even more amazing than the others; hypnotism helped to release their fears of chicken,jello,dogs,crabs,gum & balloons? my take? how about you asking me about my biggest fear? DEATH; tell me about it Read more:Pickles
Sex & Aids 2008-03-26 18:41:15 note: pictures shown in this entry are revolting.it happens every single minute, hour...even seconds. many people enjoy it. doing it with careful planning might create the most beautiful thing on earth. some just happens unexpectedly! and you know what i'm trying to say.sex.you know sex is just like money; something you can't live without in life. apparently many people think so too! that's why there'sshotgun marriages ending up with horrible divorcespregnant teens who don't even know why their period is lateincreasing number of abandoned babiesabortion/murder rates shooting up by the minutemore porn stars appearing online thus generates millions of site traffic and earning porn moneyingenious great inventions of sex toys, dolls or killer machinesrandom old men dying at some red light dis
The Way We Speak English Sounds Weird? 2008-03-26 13:52:31 i came across this article about how we Singaporeans can't speak proper English
language for nuts. when i found out the people who had been criticizing this flaw that a handful of Singaporeans have, i sniggered away. like, hello! they can't speak proper English language for nuts too? the pot calling the kettle black? *clears my throat*i have to agree that a number of Singaporeans have problems speaking clearly to just a certain extent. perhaps speaking in one or more languages or dialects just makes pronunciation sounds incomprehensible. so whenever we speak, some words doesn't sound like what it's supposed to be. oh wait, we speak Singlish too! so don't expect us to be perfect! Singapore also made attempts to promote good language speaking; the Speak Good English Movement was launched to Read more:Sounds
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