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Going "Cheebye!" Isn't Cool 2008-05-29 12:25:08 saying the f word, a.k.a fuck sounds reasonably okay. however words like cheebye or kan ni na (fuck in dialect) just sound bad, in a really bad way. i don't even think it's cool. i've tried saying those words and i tell you, it's just plain weird for me to say vagina a.k.a cheebye, in another dialect because it doesn't make much sense or does it even mean anything besides vagina?am i the only one Read more:Going
Boredom Almost Killed Me So 2008-05-28 13:43:32 i've decided to list down the 20 things that i'll be doing later to kill my boredom, which makes me a murderer.complete House Seasons 3 & 4watch a cult movie like A Clockwork Orangeread a boring booktry to string my acoustic guitar which i will learn from, where else, YouTube?ensure my sister starts doing her homeworkdo a yoga positionmock at my sistermop the floorcontinue planning my Melbourn Read more:Boredom
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What Happens If You Star 2 Sex Bombs In A Video? 2008-05-30 17:57:42 You'll get an saucy hot sexy video, duh. v_v Check out Koda Kumi's latest MTV featuring Fergilicious Fergie, That Ain't Cool!It's nothing surprising, but I wasn't expecting Fergie to be part of Koda's video. I mean, most Koda's videos are sultry and down dirrrty whereas Fergie's has a style of her own...if you know what I mean.I think it's a lovely attempt to see someone from the west doing a duet Read more:Bombs
So You Think Coke Zero Is Healthy To Be Consumed... 2008-05-30 11:24:21 I almost became a Coke Zero junkie until when I've discovered the horror behind one of the latest Coke Cola products to be newly introduced and imported to Singapore...You see, what amazes me was the 0% nutritional table shown on the bottle. 0% calories, 0% fats, 0% sugar..etc. My sister claimed that if that's the case, isn't there no difference between the intake of water and Coke Zero? Without h Read more:Consumed
You Are A Laughing Stock 2008-06-02 12:28:34 This might sound dramatic but it happened to someone I knew before.PS: I forgot to tell this to Alicia and Chris earlier on. So now I'm going to relate the incident using e-media.Guys pick up girls on the street. I believe quite a number of guys do that to at anywhere, anytime. But can you imagine the girl being fooled after giving her number to the guy? Be it in bed, or by means of wealth or fame Read more:Laughing
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Numb WHAT?! 2008-06-01 10:16:51 2008 National Spelling Bee Competition caught my attention. I googled and I found this in YouTube. I jerked back and forward...LAUGHING! Because the whole scenario is just so funny to watch!Numb...What?
Osama Bin Laden Is Dead 2008-06-01 09:58:34 It's true. Osama
Bin Laden is dead.A terrorising elephant..ELEPHANT?!(CHEY!)...named after "Osama bin Laden" which destroyed crops and homes in the northeastern state of Assam was shot dead by sharpshooters, officials said. The animal was blamed for 14 deaths dozens injured over the past few months.A licensed shooter was hired to shot and kill the 10-foot tall "terrorist" near the Behali forest re
Obama FTW! 2008-06-04 00:15:15 I woke up and logged into my email, surprised to see the results of the Democratoc presidential nomination because I've predicted it right! Sen Barack Obama
of Illinois, 46 is the first ever nominated African American for presidential nomination !Obama, who was oftenly teased as the Osama look-a-like (don't play play) was a first-term senator who was virtually unknown on the national stage four ye
4 A.M Spell 2008-06-03 16:58:38 I couldn't sleep plus I'm bored stiff so I decided to do a cover of Marie Digby's Spell. I thought singing it might make me feel sleepy because the song sounds so dreamy and soothing. Didn't worked for me. :(Anyway, may I present you...
The Dumb & Naive 2008-06-03 10:31:27 22 year-old Morris Williams was the second guy to be put behind bars after having sex with a minor Alicia Dean, 13. He claimed that "the victim" told him that she's 18 and that she picked him up, had conversations and had sex.Alicia Dean's MySpace profile states that she's 19, divorced and obviously available.Because of the false statements, two guys were "conned" and sent to jail, while dear Miss Read more:Naive
Obsessed With Fred 2008-06-05 14:02:19 Fred sounds like Freddy Krueger, or Fred Perry...but the real Fred I'm talking about is...this cute guy here! By the way, his name's Lucas and he's 14, 15? Fred is a fictional character he portrays. And, NO I'M NOT A STALKER!Hi! I'm Fred! Check out my YouTube videos!God told me I'm special.I am!Don't look at me that way, It can't be helped!Hey, I'm not disgusting! Quit staring at me!QUIT STARING A
Sushi? 2008-06-05 10:59:17 Christel and I went to Sakae (not pronounced as Sa-ke but Sa-ka-eh) Sushi
at Bishan J8 for lunch buffet. Don't look at me that way, it wasn't me who requested it.After patronizing Sakae for such a long time, I've discovered I actually have my very own favourite among the different variety of sushi. Make a guess! I will only reveal it after these...Here's the catch. The thing with sushi is that ric
The Longest Day Ever & Coffee Mates 2008-06-05 05:46:54 I swear I had the longest Monday ever in my entire life. I woke up the earliest (9.30am) of my so called break just to take my sister and her friend to Pasir Ris for their chalet, which excludes me of course.I was surprised by when I got into the first bus because the seating arrangements and the entire interior design blew me away. check this out!Cutesy, no? It was a grueling 1 hour ride to the d Read more:Longest
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How Come Nuffnang Like This One? 2008-06-06 10:29:09 This is not my first, nor is it my second..or third time..In fact, I've actually lost count the number of times I have encountered with this error that says, "Exceeded maximum number of tries" when I have not been commenting much. In fact, I only comment less than twice a day so how is it even possible I've reached the maximum number of tries? *SCREAMS*Odd, eh? Besides the picture taken below was
Nuffnang Event: Singapore Movie Fiesta Is Gon' Be A Wowser! 2008-06-07 04:20:44 Prior to what Cherie blogged in Nuffnang, I realized my sister and I were at Vivocity the same time as she was. But how come she gets to take great pictures but I don't!? Maybe it's just unlucky for me that I missed out the good part of one of Nuffnang's anticipated event of the month!Anyway, here's what you're going to miss (If you're giving this event a miss):Face Art (as seen on movies) done by Read more:Singapore
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Drawing Day 2008 2008-06-08 23:23:34 Doubt you all know that 7th of June was Drawing Day 2008. Hehehe! I drew a little something here but I will only reveal it after this.
The Guy Who Pees On My Bed: Rudy 2008-06-08 02:51:18 Introducing to y'all to the guy who pees on my bed, he's none other than my new hamster, Rudy. He bites hard (I bled thrice), moves like a ninja and pees all over the bed. Seriously, what kind of a hamster is this?! Anyway, I figured that Rudy is a total man, a total male chauvinist pig except that he is afraid of heights. *points and laugh at Rudy*Here are edited pictures of Rudy, the porn star.O
Ever Wonder What's The Worst Job Ever? 2008-06-10 09:50:28 Have you ever wondered what is the worst job ever?In my personal opinion, I think the worst job ever has got to be...ARMPIT SNIFFERS! Just take a look at this!*sniff* Hmm...smells like chicken!Deodorant companies hire professional armpit sniffers to sniff the pits just to make sure the product they sell will be a wipe out! Yikes!!! Now whenever I look at my deodorant, I will look it in a different
Hand Bra? WTF? 2008-06-10 06:12:46 Men are so bored, they came up with lingerie like these - Hand Bra. Woah? I know, I know, what can I say? Men are so creative yet thoughtful at the same time? Puhhh-leassseee!I just wonder what on earth was he/she thinking when they created this wonder bra. Hmm... Sexy, or just hideous? You tell me.I thought it might be the most awesome costume for Halloween or themed parties but wearing it over a
He Who Loves Pikachu: Puffy 2008-06-11 06:07:16 My aunt's puppy, Puffy
loves Pikachu and loves licking people..,you really don't wanna know exactly where, but he licks you almost everywhere. He jumps in a frenzy manner when visitors drop by, and doesn't bark or bite. A foodie like Rudy, however unlike Rudy, Puffy doesn't pee around. Puffy is a timid pup. He's afraid of shuffling cards and mice..which is a pretty hilarious moment whenever he tri
Do Not Mock At Pregnant ManThomas Beatie! 2008-06-12 00:59:31 Do you remember the movie, Junior starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a pregnant man?Now, with that, watch this.This Oregon resident, Thomas Beatie decided to keep his female reproductive organs when he became transgender but he had a chest reduction and underwent testosterone therapy. Yes, Thomas Beatie used to be a hot looking woman, but chose to believe that she's born in the wrong body.BEFORE: T
Failed To Understand 2008-06-15 02:50:31 Here's something I always fail to understand. Why do people try so hard to be someone else and not their own?Their interest (certain), the speech, the fashion sense (just look around everyone dresses about the same way), the way one BLOGS?!?!...Isn't there a sense of originality in us somehow? Why we rather follow someone else rather than following our hearts?Now you know why there's such a phrase Read more:Understand
New Things 2008-06-16 11:14:49 I've got my very first digital camera, a Sony DSC-W120 which I'll do a review soon after and of course, using it to take beautiful shots and memories. :)I've got a haircut, finally! I wanted to do an emo hair...y'know the whole punk ass scene shit but i realized it just doesn't look Yeong..if you know what I mean..Not my kind of thingSo I made up my mind despite I used to have this huge fear for t
My 2 Cents: You Got Molested, Got Flamed And Get Upset? 2008-06-18 03:40:24 You got molested, why do you even bother even blogging about it? In fact, which victim who got molested blogs about her ordeal? Amy did. Amy got molested and she blogged about her ordeal, which raised eyes of many netizens who either flamed her or gave her the courage she needs. But seriously, then again, is this a cry for sympathy or just a call for attention for other females out there touring w Read more:Upset
Gluttony Was My Sin on 9th June 2008-06-17 12:21:07 My sister and I were literally, gluttons on 9th of June and we'll remember that for the rest of our lives.2.15PM - Crystal Jade (Suntec City)All thanks to Samantha, she introduced a cheap yet yummy staple food of Crystal Jade which I'm still deeply in love with, it's the...If you're a dim sum lover like me, I'd strongly introduce theChee Cheong Fun (rice roll) w/prawns or char siew (marinated BBQ
"Blog About Others At Your Peril..." 2008-06-18 19:44:22 If you don't read it, there's one particular entry I've got to point out by star blogger Jamie Yeo, who pointed out something that many bloggers do without realizing it."Should blogs which are very personal, so much so that they damn and hurt the innocent and seek revenge of the guilty, enter the public domain?"-Jamie YeoI realized that I'm one of those who tend to make such mistakes without even Read more:Others
Hit And Miss 2008-06-25 05:46:16 Hi there! I'm blogging here, in bid goopdbye, for I'll be leaving Singapore for Australia!Along the journey to the airport, I just realised I forgetten to bring tonnes of things. Like, my camera's battery charger...the thumbdrive Samantha asked me to bring along. OMG! :
BANG! I'm Dead. 2008-06-22 10:56:57 I thought I was dead. Literally, dead.Shot in the head and the shoulder blade by a kingpin. Attemptiing to protect my sister from the terrorizing people with rifles slung across their shoulders, shooting random innocent people around the neighborhood, not I'm not spared either.The shootings came in abruptly from nowhere. It was so random, nobody expected something horrible like that would actually
Digression in Progression : Run 2008-07-15 11:10:53 Whilst blogging about my Aussie trip, my friend told me something she predicted and all I can do now is to dedicate this song to her. I'll treat you to Ben and Jerry's the time we meet. Meanwhile be happy happy, with your DVDs.If I Could Turn Back The Hands of Time by R.KellyHow did I ever let you slip awayNever knowing I'd be singing this song some dayAnd now I'm sinking, sinking to rise no moreE Read more:Progression
No title 2008-07-11 11:21:42 Creak! Crack? Croak.That's probably what you'll hear when I walk pass you. Yes, I'm back from Perth and now practically doing my dirty laundry and trying to keep myself away from all the yummy food that awaits me at the nearby hawker centre. You don't know how desperate I am from all the sandwiches, and fried battered food I had in OZ that made me crave for local delights in Singapore! Like what I
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