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When Girls Say "Nothing" 2008-04-20 14:04:21 as female, i thought this is so typical yet true. here are some pointers for the guys to take note when girls speak the golden words. do take a minute or two to read and absorb, learn and adapt. :)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.Nothing
: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means sh Read more:Girls
O-M-G I'm Famous! 2008-04-23 11:34:12 okay i lied.the reason why i love controversies is because one can never get enough of them. controversies can live as long as you ever even remember. controversies, obviously are matters in life we argue about, having disputes of, or even debating who's right or wrong.and many, in that case will think that they are correct and they want to win even if they're wrong. at the end of the day, nobody knows who's the winner. it just goes on and on like running water from a tap.for example, the Edison Chen photo scandal caused an uproar to the showbiz and brought up many controversial matters like, the upbringing of a child...sex education or should raunchy photos be taken and stored in devices...(too many to mention)another example would be the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup video which created havoc Read more:Famous
Sarcasm, My Middle Name? 2008-04-23 09:04:12 fret not, but sarcasm isn't my middle name. i've met people who are million times more sarcastic than i am! how sarcasm are they?like the creator of sarcasmsociety.com, he mentioned that:"There is nothing more beautiful than sarcasm. That is definitely an overstatement but it should balance the moronic comment which says that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Now, whoever made that statement was desperately in need of a rectal broomstick extraction procedure.Sarcasm
usually requires a quick wit, and the ability to extract the minutest points of weakness in a conversation. So it is quite unlikely that it is the lowest form of humor as some would like to call it. Perhaps not being able to enjoy sarcasm is directly related to not having the ability to come up with sarcastic comments, whic
The Grinch 2008-04-22 10:46:30 this is a story of a guy who loves to dang. he dangs because we nang ourselves. and he, in my opinion thinks that danging people is just another act of his promise to his readers; his entry on how pissed he is when someone nang their entry, so in return, he'll dang every single people who are proud of their work, therefore whenever we nang, he dangs.most of my entries i've nanged, he danged them. haha and i'm amused.i call him, the Boogey Man a.k.a the Grinch
.he doesn't dig brains out of people, but he digs emotions out of us. he makes us angry, feeling pissed, confused, disturbed and sometimes even sad. people hate him. people love him. he's one anti-self nanger person, and we all know you know who.i always had this gut feeling about him that because of his dangs, he gets more readers as
Mind Made Up 2008-04-22 09:33:43 i've grown so much! from primary school to secondary school, i've not only grown horizontally, i also gained life knowledge as i walk past time. friends of mine graduated to become outstanding individuals when it comes to studies and work, some become hotter, shrunk and i've even heard one of my closest friend was nominated for FHM Girl Next Door! some became belles of their school, a few turned to modeling, a handful flown to other parts of the world to work or study...time really changes one, doesn't it?like my friend SL, he's not only in drama, he's in an advertisement too! he used to be one of those monkeys in my class but turned out to be some good looking chap, of course with his loud personality still lingering...somewhere...it seems that many have found what they want in life excep
David Cook - Always Be My Baby (Studio Vers) 2008-04-24 05:02:49 just wondering if you're still prowling and can't get enough of David
Cook's Always Be My Baby (Studio Version), you can download it right here. [Right Click, Save As]PS: This post will be taken down in 3 Days' time.David Cook : Always Be My Baby (Studio Version)
Malaysian DJs, Lovely Parodies! 2008-04-25 09:58:29 haha i was so amused by this parody done by JJ and Rudy, whom i assume are Malaysian
DJs. they have done Malaysia and mamak proud! witty ditty, the duo came up with a mamak version, with style and spice okay! from "where do you get your body from" to "where do you get your tosai from"...it's gotta be something!
i know little about Malaysian culture, but i appreciate different cultures; they're eye openers and it's always something new to me, which i like a lot!this Malaysian student in UK commented:"From a foreigner's point of view, the sight of a mamak stall packed with people who congregate in groups of tens to watch a football match with servings after servings of roti telur and kopi kurang manis in the sweltering heat and humidity might appear rather bizzare. Add to that the fact th Read more:Lovely
Dance Like There's No Tomorrow 2008-04-25 08:17:57 have you heard?!Paula Abdul debuted her new single off Randy Jackson’s new album in the top 24 results show of American Idol, and all I have to say is one word - HOTTTT!besides turning piles of turd into flowers, it seems like Paula Abdul does remember how to sing! Read more:Dance
Top 3? O-M-G 2008-04-25 04:14:55 i'm not an avid watcher of the Malaysian Dreamgirl reality show, however due to boredom earlier, i've decided to continue the show from where i stopped. to my surprise, i never expected the Top 3 girls to be Hanis, Cindy and Adeline! i understand Hanis being in Top 3 (because people like her), but Cindy and Adeline? oh-my-god give me a break! it was unbelievable that Cindy and Adeline managed to top Jay and Nadia!although Ringo has left, i believe she'll be showered with plenty of opportunities as she's not only quite a popular blogger in Malaysia, she's also talented, like what the host told her, "Go host a show or something!" which i couldn't say more but to agree. i took a peep of her photo shot and realised what went wrong. she could have aced the shot by exaggerating (eg. jumping or s
L33T! 2008-04-27 10:19:43 i believe you guys do come across websites that provide page translations to another language of your choice. but, have you come across one that helps you with l33t translation? haha i just did!it doesn't only translate your website in l33t lingo, it also translates your website to pimp, sknhead..and some other lingos you never thought will be translated!i took a screenshot of this particular post in l33t lingo. cool, huh!it feets funny to see your own website in l33t or some other universal languages but that's something new! click on the link to translate your website! you'll be amused by the results, guaranteed!
Awesome Typographic Posters 2008-04-29 09:30:26 did i ever mention how much i adore typography? love them, totally! anyways, i found these breathtaking typography from several artists around the world and i would like to share them with you, fellow typography lovers.credits to: smashingmagazine.comHeyHo / FranceVincent Bousserez / Paris, FranceDrew Kora / Fort Wayne, Indiana, USAin the labmrgraphicsguy / Germanylee25 / United KingdomPuerto Baires / Buenos Aires, ArgentinaPiotr Fedorczyk / Florence, ItalyKate Andrews / London, United KingdomBunch / USAAlex Trochut / SpainPixelgarten / GermanyPurple Haze / Germany Maxime Delporte / FranceMark Andrew Webber / Falmouth, EnglandHanna Czapka / Germany Read more:Posters
Optical Illusions 2008-04-28 09:39:02 stare at the 4 tiny circles given in the picture above for 30-40 seconds,then move your eyes away to the wall,blink and see something amazing happening right before your very own eyes!i find this very interesting.move further back to read the hidden message.a great birthday message to your girl/boyfriend & virgin friendstrust me on this, your eyes aren't tricking you. tell me what you just seen.the very first optical illusion i have come across.if you're old, you'd have spotted the old lady.if you're young, you'd have spotted the young lady.doesn't makes sense, i know. i'm just bullcrappingwavy? hmm.duck or rabbit?how many faces are you able to spot?i found 10 (cat included)nice handprint.the classic.see the circles against each other?they look as if they're in motion,but fact is they' Read more:Optical
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Hello, Here's Top 4 2008-05-01 12:13:04 goodbye, Brook WhiteTop 5 - Brooke White = 3 guys 1 girl.sounds familiar? it's like Season 6 all over again, except this time, the guys are dominating.meanwhile, enjoy as Natasha Beddingfield performs 'Pocketful of Sunshine' and Neil Diamond with 'Pretty Amazing Grace'. they're amazing!so, i predict that Jason will be the next to leave, happily ever after. Syesha will edge through making it to Top 3 while both David(s) will take it down at the finale.Rock 'n' Roll theme is up next week!it's not surprising that next week will be a divine night for Cook (DOH, like that is his forte)...a downfall for Jason though.download the Top 5 Studio Recordings here right now!Neil Diamond WeekTrack List: 1. Jason Castro - “Forever In Blue Jeans” 2. David Cook - “I’m Alive” 3. Brooke White - “ Read more:Hello
Bald Of Fame 2008-05-01 10:07:51 hello sunshine!it's pretty disheartening to discuss this over a joyous day (hello, its labor day) about our beloved Britney but i shall do it for the sake of love. remember the day Britney shaved her hair off and it was disastrous?watch it, Parisimagine your favourite celebrities bald?...nope, i'd rather not think of it.Natalie Portman shaved off for her role in V for Vendettahere's a pictures of your favourite celebs BALD! i managed to dig them from AOL teens and frankly speaking i thought jessica alba looks hot when she's bald. what irony!Player - Corbin Bleu from HSMHarry Potter, anyone? - Daniel RadcliffeHilary Duff (Yikes!)Shakira (double Yikes!)no doubt she's one of the world's hottest women. - Jessica Albasee paris, i knew you won't get any betterBenevolence Carrie Underwoodestrange
MOS Presents... 2008-04-30 14:41:01 [click to enlarge]MOS came up with this really weird yet interesting teaser. it says the answer to be revealed on the 30th. and just 45 minutes ago, i received the answer and it goes like this: [click to enlarge]hardcore clubbers, whatcha waitin' for?! Read more:Presents
American Idol Season 7 Top 5 2008-04-30 14:02:22 5 warriors left on a battlefield. who do you think will emerge survivor?the top 5 with Neil Diamondtonight on American
Idol, the 5 warriors are taking on stage with the songs of Neil Diamond! it's bigger and better; each finalist gets to sing 2 songs of their choice! okay, don't get too hyped up just yet. the real show has yet to begun.ROUND ONEJason Castro gave an acoustic guitar performance of "Forever in Blue Jeans". subtle, but i liked it, however agreeing to what Simon said, it's forgettable.David Cook brought Neil Diamond goosebumps with his practice performance of "I'm Alive," which many seldom listen to. i'm a totally biased person, because i think David sings well and does music arrangements brilliantly. just take a look at Billie Jean and Always Be My Baby!Brooke White did "I'm Read more:Season
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Education IS Important 2008-05-02 02:55:15 explain Gravity.you might be thinking, "what has all this got to do with Education
?" just read on. you'll get a clearer picture after this.i know what gravity is. however explaining it technically is difficult. therefore i've decided to cut and paste what i've found about Gravity from wikipedia and share it with all of you.Gravitation is a natural phenomenon by which all objects with mass attract each other, and is one of the fundamental forces of physics. In everyday life, gravitation is most commonly thought of as the agency that gives objects weight. [SKIP THIS] It is responsible for keeping the Earth and the other planets in their orbits around the Sun; for keeping the Moon in its orbit around the Earth, for the formation of tides; for convection (by which hot fluids rise); for heating
Superhero, I Am 2008-05-02 22:51:22 Nuffnang recently held a contest which i thought is really interesting. i was hesitant to participate but the fact i know it's gonna be fun,with the chance to promote the beauty of Singapore and also the 1% probability i might win this (Acer laptop, here i come),so why not? it's a win-win situation, hehe!it'll be a motivation and inspiration for me as it spurs me to come up with my most creative idea and to show people my innovative self! i'm growing into this! save me!!!...wait i'm superhero. *smacks head* v_vmaybe i'll dress like:Superman?Hobbit?!Britney Spears?Hiro Nakamura?Hello Kitty?Underdog?Gregory House?Homer Simpson?Yoda?Bionic Woman?VThe Grinch?Tomb Raider?Bruce Lee?Pikachu?Iron ManSailormoon?Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?Kung Fu Hustle?or beloved Simon Cowell?gee. i don't know Read more:Superhero
EXCLUSIVE: Justice VS. Coldplay 2008-05-04 12:04:22 can't get enough of D.A.N.C.E? Justice
came out with their latest video, Stress. in "Stress," though, the shit-kicking is all too literal: this clip is a high-definition faux-documentary of an afternoon with Paris's most violent Justice fans (except apparently they cannot stand "D.A.N.C.E."). it's jarring, it's cool, and rated † for extremely un-Christian behavior.also, Coldplay announced FREE MP3 (for just one week, because major labels can't have a good idea without saddling it with a bad one). their latest album, Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends is coming to town! [click here]meanwhile, this is the album cover of their latest album. check it out!
Google Analytics for Blogger [In Private Beta] 2008-05-04 03:53:37 Google Analytics
for Blogger
will be available for blogger users soon!!! :)chic and very pretty! me like! "It's clear that the standalone Measure Map is history and all of its features will be added in a new Google Analytics
section for blogs with information about comments, links from other blogs, popular posts and, hopefully, real-time stats. FeedBurner is also a good candidate for integrating with Google Analytics and providing the big picture of your blog's traffic.Another good news is that Blogger users will finally have a stats panel that can be accessed directly from Blogger's interface. Hopefully, Google will also include options like showing the number of views for each post or adding a list of the most popular posts in the sidebar."- Google Operating Systemnow that it's going to Read more:Google
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The Future Of Harry Potter Revealed! 2008-05-06 08:43:36 the announcement J.K Rowling made about Albus Dumbledore having a sexual orientation of a gay left many confused, startled and outraged but i guess it doesn't matter anymore.by the way, the secret door in author J.K Rowling’s official site, better known as the Room of Requirement has opened again!this time there's no tricks whatsoever. just click on the doorknob to swing open the door.on her desk laid a piece of paper with the Dark Mark sign on it... [Spoiler's Ahead!]click on the paper, and it will show up. the Weasley family tree is clearly illustrated and written on the piece of paper.should you even feel surprised? heh. Read more:Future
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Nigo' BAPE VS. P.Diddy's Sean John 2008-05-06 04:29:57 so you think being a fashioner designer is easy. building a fashion empire, isn't. check out the inspiring videos of trend setters Nigo and P.Diddy
.this is how P.Diddy gets serious.larger-than-life showman, musician, executive, entrepreneur, and fashion designer.what hasn’t Diddy done yet?this is how Nigo lives.lifestyle of the rich & famousbuy BAPE from official retail outlets, not eBay! Read more:Sean John
Chris Brown VS. Usher 2008-05-06 04:19:39 Usher is back for good! i'm super lovin' latest single, Love in This Club — the first single from his 2008 album, Here I Stand.the beat is sick and the dance routine near the end of the video evidently shows us why he’s still the prince of R&B.ChrisBrown
is the new Usher. check out his latest single, Forever ft. Lil Wayne - the fifth overall single from his second studio album, Exclusive.who's getting the love? Read more:Usher
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Yeong Can Cook, So Can You! 2008-05-05 08:30:05 cooking is one good excuse to ask your sister to sweep the floor. maeuhaueh seriously, i do that all the time! people who think that cooking sounds like danger looming in the kitchen, don't fear! it is really simple and it takes you less than 3 hours to get everything done!staple food used: Ricelet's start with the easiest : ABC Soup / Diet Souppreparation time: 15mins cooking time: 1.5 hrs serves: 3-5 peopleingredients: 2 Carrots2 White Chinese Radishes2 Tomatoes2 Potatoes2 Corns2 Onions500g of Chicken Breast or 800g Pork Ribs2 pinches of saltwash your ingredients thoroughly, make sure dirt or any substances found are cleared. cut the chicken breasts, carrots and white Chinese radishes into proportionate size (say, 10 pieces each). half the tomatoes, potatoes, onions and corns. throw the
American Idol Top 4 Recap 2008-05-07 12:47:16 Round OneFirst up was David Cook and he started with “Hungry Like The Wolf“, and i don't feel any hunger, i cried like a wolf though. however it was a good performance, as usual.Then was the only female finalist left, Syesha Mercado looked fabulous! she spiced things up with yet another upbeat song, “Proud Mary" by diva Tina Turner. Syesha was in her zone again with all moves and the awesome singing.up next was dear happily ever after Jason Castro who decided to do Marley's "I Shot The Sheriff". i say, SHOOT ME PLEASE! it was utterly dreadful! (and that mask with the "thread-locks", tell me about it v_v). my god you should have seen my 1 million-dollar jaw dropping expression. not surprisingly, the judges hated it, even dear Paula gave a check (in a nicer way, of course).Archuleta a Read more:American Idol Top
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Finding The Perfect Blog Template? 2008-05-07 08:53:27 searching for Blogger and WordPress template providers and designers is a pain in the ass sometimes. through a resource of mine, i have discovered many providers of free and custom made Blogger templates which i have listed below by category:* Free XML Blogger Template Providers and Directories* Classic Blogger Template Providers* Professional Blog Template Designers who cater Blogger platforms*Free & Chic WordPress Templatesi have also linked these sites to help you get your dream template. *crosses fingers*hopefully, this list will be useful for you too! and here is the rest of it:Free XML blogger TemplatesBTemplates.comBlogger-Templates@blogspotBlogandWeb.com [Spanish]ZonaCerebral.com [Spanish]K2Modify@blogspotBlogCrowds.comSuckMyLolly.comBlogUniversity@blogspotGosublogger.comFreshB Read more:Perfect
I Want A Cat !!! 2008-05-07 04:00:43 name is Rambo. don't mess with me!i don't care what my dad or people think about cats! or kittens which eventually grows into a cats! i just want one! v_v how can one not resist the regal-looking, lazy, cuteass felines? i don't get it. why are dogs known to be men's best friend? what about cats, yo?like Garfield & Jonathan!...right.hey it doesn't really matter isn't it! cats are lazy, fat and a show-off and i like! because it's just so me! well...not exactly except being fat and lazy.lazy...lazy...lazy...lazy...lazy...lazy...lazy...nothing but just being fat and lazy...i was thinking of what's my perfect cat going to be. and i've made up my mind! i would like either a...Rag DollSiamese ORPersian, babyregal-looking,fluffy,sexy (it's a must) and purr sexy toofat and round,so fat you can'
American Idol Season 7 Top 4 [Studio Recordings] 2008-05-08 10:45:59 download American
Idol Top 4 studio recordings right here!Track List:1. David Cook - “Hungry Like The Wolf”2. Syesha Mercado - “Proud Mary”3. Jason Castro - “Mr Tambourine Man”4. David Archuleta - “Love Me Tender”all tracks sounded great! note that they recorded only 1 track per finalist and i guess the ones that you might wanna find are not included in iTunes.anyways, just sit back and enjoy! can't wait for next week! urgh! Read more:Season
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