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SCROLL MY BLOG UP AND DOWN 2008-03-29 15:21:04 if you did realise something; by just simply scrolling my blog up and down in a fast frenzy manner, you'd have realised that the two little boys are skipping in motion! cute isn't it! apologies for the super lousy video quality! i doubt you guys can even see any skipping effect! maybe trying out yourself works so much better! v_v what a pity i thought trying to create a demo video would work well but okay it sucked!
My Take on Malaysian Dreamgirl 2008-03-29 12:07:24 since i've heard so much about Malaysian
DreamGirl, i've decided to check it out! and to my surprise when i realised the main purpose to the entire reality show, and after reviewing almost all the finalists, my facial expression reacted from this :O to this v_vMalaysian Dreamgirl is an online reality show hosted by Sazzy Falak, which aims to find the next top fashion model/host in Malaysia. The series features a cast of 12 contestants who will compete with each other to become the Malaysian Dreamgirl. The participants will have to outshine each other on the catwalk fashion shows, photo shoots, self-make up and self-styling assignments whilst living together for 10 weeks.Malaysian Dreamgirl on Wikipedia.orgfirstly, congratulations for Malaysian productions to think of such reality show beca
God's Child 2008-03-28 11:40:55 i'm uncertain if anyone read the papers today.S'pore Family in North-South Highway Horror CrashParents, brother & grandma killed but...Baby Jolene Is AliveFLUNG 10M, SHE ESCAPES UNHURT-The New Paper28th March 2008HeadlinesBaby Joleneseriously, this is, like what the papers mentioned, A MIRACLE. who can even survive after being flung 10ms high and away and escapes unhurt? baby Jolene did! you have to understand, the heavier the object, and the further the object is being thrown, the impact is even more severe. so imagine a baby being thrown 10m tall and away cheating death with a few scratches?*stones* v_vi caught this movie called Simon Birch, where this little guy Simon always repeat this line confidently to everyone he knows: God has a plan for everyone.i might not be a Christian, ho
Nuffnang/ Innit Copycats Part 2 2008-03-28 08:51:07 okay remember i promised that i'll post a reply entry regarding Nuffnang/Innit Copycats? well, just say i posted that on impulse! but, you have to listen to my point of view and i believe i have a little reasoning to do.given a scenario blogger A posted an entry in Innit on how many colours he can name within 1 min. 2 hours later, blogger B posted the same thing! then a few hours later blogger C posted another! okay, annoying. i know feeling annoyed is my problem. but what about blogger A? won't be feel annoyed too?maybe posting a fun activity is a bad example. let me cite another example.blogger A blogged about how rotten apples have the ability to make fat people sick yet skinny. he posted that entry in Innit, surprised to see his own entry being 'reposted' in Innit by blogger B a few
Cheeky 2008-03-31 12:48:20 well, i've pranks for all walks of life. Happy April's Fool!(scroll down for super hilarious phone pranks!)For Your Parents:Daughter:"I'm 3mths pregnant and loving it!"Son: "I made a girl pregnant and she's my sister."For Your Friends:"If you guys dig deeper you'd realise you've already eaten 1/2 of a cockroach, yummy?"For Guys Only:The victim of this subtle prank should be a girl with prominent breasts or nipples. The prank is simply to ask her if she can touch her elbows together behind her back, which is physically impossible for a human of normal anatomy, but it causes the breasts to protrude more than any other posture. The longer the victim continues to attempt the Impossible Elbow Touch, the funnier and more enjoyable it is for the observers.For Ladies Only:Very simple. Turn your gu Read more:Cheeky
Me...Myself 2008-03-31 09:16:05 when there's no subtitles or translations to a foreign film, and you're watching it raw, it might look stupid, that's what many people think.on the contrary, i think its one of the most beautiful thing ever.one reason why i like watching foreign films is because it's just me alone and the moving film with a language i yet to have a clue. pictures tell a thousand words so even if there's no subtitles or translations, the story will still be told.like a woman crying. when a man filled with anger. children running everywhere with joy spelled across their faces. picture them in your mind and you'll see it coming.maybe i'll miss some important speech details, but it's okay because with emotions and places and people and events and things happening all in a 1- 3 hr film; why not let the visuals,
Guess The Price 2008-03-30 11:56:19 hello!while my guts are still literally boiling, try guessing the price of this Golden MacBook Air? by the way it has a sexy name, Golden Age. Designed by Ayano Kimura, this MacBook Air is made with special 24k gold coated Swarovski crystals.i'm gorgeous, i'm gorgeousoh and try guessing this too!'sup dawg, check out ma bling!can you feel me?and now i would like to present you the most expensive laptop in the world, the Tulip E-Go Diamond which costs a bomb of € 283,000 (do your math) omg?! the Tulip E-Go Diamond notebook inlaid with solid palladium white gold plates in which thousands of brilliant cut diamonds have been set.i'm the fairest of all, now all hail mei'm realso is my inside"The brilliant cut diamonds are microscopic and pave set with surgical precision. This magnificent end r Read more:Guess
Somebody, Please Kill Me 2008-03-30 11:19:07 for a moment i felt utter devastation, and i was hoping someone kind to kill me at the instant. my moment of depression began after having my brows threaded at BrowHaus Wheelock when i thought of checking out the Apple store one storey down.the moment i walked in, i recalled my friend telling me about the new MacBook Air which she personally thinks is millions times hotter than her MacBook. i listened to my intuition and headed towards the PC and laptop section where they display the hottest ones in the market now and i was drooling over every kind when my eyes set upon the MacBook Air.i swear my eyes started bleeding, so are my ears, mouth...nose..very *chio can!so anyway, i forced myself to shift my attention elsewhere so i pranced away to the iPods section. swiftly, i took a piece of br Read more:Somebody
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Make It Global 2008-03-30 08:22:37 i found this amazing website translator, AltaVista from my friend Mong's blog if i'm still able to recall a long time ago. it does website translations from chinese to french to korean! and the transformation is within under a minute. i think it's a good tool for bloggers who wish to increase traffic flow and readers for their website.if you'd like one, get it here!however, there's one thing i have to point out. the website is a direct translation so therefore, the grammer and word formations might be wrong based on individual language.the fact that i could read mine in chinese, proves that the translator isn't that bad afterall. so you might wanna give a try. :)print screens of my blog in several languages. (click to enlarge)in Chinesein germanin frenchin japanesein koreanhope it's helpfu Read more:Global
"I HATE THAT BLOGGER" TOO! 2008-04-04 03:25:35 this is a parody of a blog war between Blogger A and Blogger B after a meet-up.Blogger A: Cute! She looks great on the webcam! Maybe 'hitting' on her and asking her for a date wouldn't be a problem!Blogger B: Let's meet up! :)the next day after the meet up, both parties went home and turned on the PC. they started typing. dearest blog, ...Blogger A: She's a bimbo! She's a bitch! I'm going to bitch about that bitch!Blogger B: I hate that blogger! What a 'dick', he is such a fake! He ruined my life!okay seriously. my take on that was : what the heck? what's with the overreaction? if you guys don't like each other, then delete each other from each other's life! instead of doing that, you guys decided to dislike each other and start blogging about the whole issue! grudges aside but don't you
Are You IN? 2008-04-03 17:47:23 c'mon throw your boring tunics, quit wearing cliche looking dresses found everywhere or even in online stores, dump your mary janes, fuck the whole victoria beckham bob, go chop your long flowing locks and get some new! welcome to New York Fashion Week Autumn/Winter 08/09!what's IN ladies:make-up - subtle tan, natural & healthy looking/ eyes; smoky, lips; cherry make-uphair - straight bob, big & soft curls/ highlights; one coloured highlightaccessorize - bangles; the more the better, big chunky necklaces, brooches belts - corset belts, skinny classy belts, large heavy beltshats - be creative and play with hats / head gears, funky headbandsscarfs - tucked in, round the neck, bow...be creative!shoes - socks, high socks, zipper socks, oxfords, strappy boots, strappy shoes, ankle boots
Flirt Like A Pro 2008-04-02 15:56:41 many think that girls have to be hot like pancakes to be really successful at flirting with a guy. seriously, says who? anybody can do it! what you need to do is to learn how to flirt with a guy correctly in order to impress him, you'd also wanna show that you have a liking for him; don't be surprised to find out that he likes you too!i found these following flirting tips online, if you have your own style, just incorporate some of them here and i guarantee, you'll be irresistible! lol, so what are you waiting for?!1. Appearance Consciousnessthe most basic, first thing that you need to pay attention is your physical appearance. there's no need to dress provocatively, but you should wear something that looks confident, elegant, comfortable, and at the same time makes you feel you.hygiene
Karma 2008-04-02 03:36:21 i think i've offended the Gods. perhaps my mom's teaching me a lesson. it could be a sign from my mom to me, as today's her birthday.earlier this morning, i left my house for the market as i'm supposed to whip out something good for dinner. i crossed the road, stepped on the curb, missed a bloody step and my entire body threw forward, which caused both feet of mine to twist and sprain. i was lucky there were no cars because the red light triggered the moment i fell. i pushed myself up, in excruciation and disbelief and staggered hurriedly to the pavement.a diagram drawn for better understandingsounds like some hollywood action pack drama. seriously whoever did that fall is definitely danger-free because i can tell you the real life situation, the fall is never executed correctly neither is
My Hero, My Mother 2008-04-01 15:10:54 To the woman who showed unconditional love my whole lifeeven though she's no longer around with us,Happy Birthday Mommy,my hero.I Love You.
Support Hungry & Abandoned Kids 2008-04-06 04:19:50 prior to 3Point8's blog entry, i've decided to write yet another "i might piss you off badly" entry.let's put it this way, again! a guy who went bankrupt, and homeless, decided to put up a blog and tell people that "i am homeless and help is needed" is clearly understood. he is poor, he doesn't have money, he decides to write his story and he needs help a.k.a money. not bad of an idea afterall! i mean, this guy admitted his mistakes and told an inspiring story, that's something worth to be praised. but what i don't understand is, close to 27 million of population in Malaysia, which is close to 6 times the population of Singapore, why is he the only one who seemed to need help?ps: have anyone of you caught The Terminal starring Tom Hanks? it's based on a true story.every needy person needs Read more:Support
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Block Games 2008-04-05 13:15:24 check this skeletal Jenga out!i miss Jenga days; like how i manage to trashy everyone in my family. *sniggers* also, Rubik's Cube made a return to the scene; the super colourful cube i thought would extinct! tried doing the 2x2 but i can never figure how to complete the last few steps! argh!my old, new love.then i took interest in mahjong. it's a really cool game! people might think playing mahjong is another way to gamble, true but, if you think of it another way as a game, like poker, then mahjong is just another game to pass time away! this strategic game makes you think and analyze and determind. pretty interesting! :)my awesome mahjong set!but there's only 3 people in my family. what to do?! v_v Read more:Games
Virtual Oracle 2008-04-05 13:08:52 hey guys. i was reading dasmond koh's blog and i came upon this very interesting entry. it's a virtual oracle! however, it's all in chinese! pardon me, i'm really bad at translating Traditional Chinese! in fact, i needed help myself! so if any kind soul who reads this knows how to translate my fortune slip, i'd really grateful!by the way, there's 100 slips for you to choose from. there's a saying that the very first slip you pick is meant to be. though i didn't quite understand why, but i picked mine up and i'm satisfied even though i'm still unsure about the contents. one thing i know, my slip says 上上 which is a good sign!i'm not a *pantang person but sometimes, things like this makes me feel like believing fate! :)click picture to enlargethis is how you read your fortune slip01 11 Read more:Oracle
Sing With Me 2008-04-08 01:17:01 have you heard this song?awe inspiring song! sing with me.i love Jason Mraz, he creates lives out of songs.Mr. Curiosity by Jason MrazHey Mr. CuriosityIs it true what they've been saying about youAre you killing me?You took care of the cat alreadyAnd for those who think it's heavyIs it the truthOr is it only gossipCall it mystery or anythingJust as long as you'd call meI sent the message on did you get it when I left itSee this catastrophic eventIt wasn't meant to mean no harmBut to think there's nothing wrong is a problemI'm looking for love this timeSounding hopeful but it's making me cryLove is a mysteryMr. Curious...Come back to meMr. waiting ever patient can't you seeThat I'm the same the way you left meIn a hurry to spell check meAnd I'm underlined already in envy greenAnd pencil red
New Love 2008-04-07 10:47:23 i love dark chocolates;the instant taste of bitterness followed by the subtle, mild, tingly sweet sensation.
Beauty 2008-04-09 03:19:47 some people show off their beauty because they want the world to see it.others hide their beauty because they want the world to see something else. Read more:Beauty
Reincarnation of Hindu Goddess 2008-04-10 05:15:04 baby Lalia reincarnation of a HinduGoddess
, thats what many people from New Delhi believed.Lali, the 1-month-old baby, is born with 2 faces-- two noses, two pairs of lips and two pairs of eyes. an extremely rare condition known as craniofacial duplication, Lali has a single head with two faces. she is being hailed as a return of the Hindu goddess of valor, Durga, a fiery deity traditionally depicted with three eyes and many arms.as many as 100 people visit Lali's house daily to touch her feet out of respect, offer money and receive blessings!children who are born with such condition is usually linked to serious health complications, but not for baby Lali. with the ability to breathe and function normally, baby Lali is born healthy and fortunate and she'll lead a normal life like any oth Read more:Reincarnation
No title 2008-04-10 01:27:51 For Viewing Pleasure Only.PORN AHEAD!...............................................................................what were you thinking?!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 2008-04-11 14:45:07 i forced my own limping legs to Suntec Convention today as there was another round of warehouse sales. if sales up to 80% doesn't attract you, then i think sales isn't what you're seeking for. so anyway, i dragged my sister along; she's my crutch, you see. since both of us enjoyed each other's company, and we both love SALES, i don't see why dragging her along would be much of a hassle.we reached the convention only to see DISAPPOINTMENT written all over our faces. 3 rooms were used but only 2/5 of the space was used for products, the other 3/5 i assumed, for air ventilation. i expected more products to be on sale, however only a few like Aigner, Levis, Liz Claiborne and this ABC brand were on the racks waiting to be sold to the crowd.my anticipation turned from sky high to hell low..pardo
Who Are You Calling A Whore? 2008-04-14 09:45:02 do you feel disgusted when you know your neighbour is a prostitute? or do you feel ashamed someone you know turned to prostitution?initially, whenever i watch typical movies or tv dramas, my immediate reaction to seeing a prostitute selling her/his body to people who are desperate for sex made me felt ashamed and revolted. you can earn money by other means! but not by prostitution! i believe most of us will agree. however, if you guys are aware, prostitution is one of the fastest money earning route for someone who needs money badly or someone who has nobody to rely on in their lives? note that this is not an encouragement to anyone to turn into prostitution.take for an example, the maths prodigy Sufiah Yusof from Malaysia who turned into prostitution. yes, she did sold her body for £130 Read more:Calling
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When You're Happy and You Know It... 2008-04-15 16:56:14 despite all sick and feeling crappy i sung a happy song New Soul by Yael Naim! oh god i love her! she and her husky sexy vocals! i wanted to sing the entire song however i sounded as if i'm having asthma attacks when i go la la la la la la (x21) x 2 hear only at your own risk!you guys should have known that song came from MacBook Air's advertisement. super awesome! Read more:Happy
YouTube Pisses Me Bad 2008-04-16 19:44:14 picture you're watching your favourite MTV on television and your mom comes over, grabs the remote control from your hands and switch it off.most immediate reactions would be: TURN IT BACK ON I'M STILL NOT DONE WITH IT!this is the problem with YouTube
these days and i have no idea what beans it's going through. because whenever i'm watching the episodes i've missed out from American Idol, YouTube somehow gets disconnected! no matter how many times i try getting back in, this error flashed on the screen:Http/1.1 Internal Server Erroris it just me acting all paranoid or YouTube trying to be funny? argh and i was wondering how long this error will last in the server because it's making me rather impatient! moreover this happened twice to me! how frustrating can that be! bah what's happening!b Read more:Pisses
Been To Perth or Melbourne? 2008-04-16 16:11:57 just wondering if anyone has been to Western Australia and Melbourne
?( like, DUH )please please share with me your super duper awesome trip because i'll be going both destinations with my girlfriends this coming June till mid July! (plane tickets have been booked! so it's confirmed!)by the way, if you're wondering how long the trip is going to take, it will be a 15-days trip, 6 days in Perth
and 9 days in Melbourne.i'm coming for youtell me more but the pinnacle...or the wonderful weather? maybe how amazed you are the first time you positioned yourself on the surfboard and surfed with the waves..or even how the flies are never 10cm away from your face. tell me about the good and bad, places that i mustn't miss (especially places of interest, shopping, eating or clubbing!) or those which i
David Cook-in' Hot 2008-04-16 15:59:52 i'm glad Carly Smithson, Jason Castro, David
Archuleta & David Cook are still running in the show! it was shocking for Michael Johns to leave last week but i won't be surprised someone i like to leave this week because the competition is that high! hopefully, someone i didn't mention above will leave instead :/argh this season's american idol is really THAT good!his rendition made me fell for him instantly!in only 3mins! amazing!charming voice for a 17 yr oldand he sang one of my favourite songs!
New Edit Function For Innit! 2008-04-18 10:51:12 i am waiting for this time to come and it finally did!Edit function appears right after you posted an entry in Inniti'm gonna rock your world, folksNuffnang and Innit have decided to come up with the Edit Function for Innit posts so to edit any typo error whatsoever! super efficient and a great function for typo typists like me lol! it's going to change my Innit world and hopefully you felt same sentiments!cheerios!
Keep A Child Alive 2008-04-18 10:12:13 just when we thought that AIDS will never reach us, just when we thought we will breeze through life by performing safe sex, just when we thought AIDS is no big deal in our community...i caught this film documentary Alicia in Africa, and i thought it would be nice to let people know.Alicia Keys and Keep a Child Alive
, an urgent response to the AIDS pandemic, have produced a brand new documentary featuring Alicia's journey through several HIV affected communities.. even though it's just a 45-minute documentary, i applaud Alicia Keys for being the ambassador for KeepAChildAlive.Org without any hesitation. with soft caring eyes, she embraced children in her arms and tried her best to help with what she could and making the film a success.i believed the reason why she filmed this documentary i
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