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Free Elmo! (And you know how much I love me some Elmo)
2007-02-21 07:10:00
The one where I bring up that time I couldn’t poop alone. Because that’s always a good story. tags: elmo free+downloads kids poop sesamestreet


The time I come here to say nothing important. Like I always do.
2007-02-20 13:00:00
The one where I lose my calendar and decide it’s March. And come back with nothing. tags: flu illness motherhood pregnancy spam toddler
Read more: always

Sometimes I'm heroic, mostly I'm just "ick".
2007-02-12 13:17:00
The one where I’m not really here but I give you a lot of wonderful blogs to read while I’m away. And also wherein I promise to return sooner than later because I miss you so. tags: blog+awards blogging links that+time+i+totally+lost+it
Read more: Sometimes

And then I was hit on the head by a most unlikey source: Vougue
2007-02-09 03:54:01
The one where I get all weepy in Borders because of a fashion magazine. tags:


Because SPAM does more than clog up your arteries
2007-02-08 14:09:00
The one where I swear off Nitrate enriched canned meat. And also those nasty comments. There is also some audio of the baby’s heartbeat because not all things in the world are crappy. tags:


Oh My God, I am the "Days of our Lives" of blogland
2007-02-06 03:21:00
The one where I recall that time I peed on a used pregnancy test and how much I talk about our sex-life. And I weep. Because I can. Because I do not use Botox. tags: blogging days+of+our+lives marriage posts soap+opera themes writing
Read more: Lives

I believe my child may be solely responsible for Global Warming
2007-02-05 02:55:00
The (other) one where I talk about farting.  tags: fatherhood flu+shots global+warming illness motherhood toddler
Read more: believe , child , Global

Conversations on the Couch: Friday Night Edition
2007-02-04 07:44:00
The one where I make fun of our sex life.  Again. tags: fatherhood marriage motherhood parenting
Read more: Couch , Edition , Friday , Friday Night , Night

If I can't take drugs, at least one of us better
2007-02-02 06:26:01
The one where I dope my child so she’ll nap. There is also mention of pigs flying out my ass. They are related. Trust me. tags: anti-depressent motherhood parenting pregnancy toddler
Read more: better , least

The Other Side
2007-02-01 01:22:00
The one with the near death experience. tags: collision parenting pregnancy teenager toddler


So there I was with the door open and the TV saying, "Just lick my balls"
2007-02-21 13:42:00
tags: knocked+up pregnancy tmi tv+shows
Read more: saying

Oprah and Bon-Bons (or, why I suck at being a WAHM)
2007-02-25 01:26:00
The one where my complete lack of knowledge for pop culture becomes obvious. So does my shocking lack of chocolate covered cookie knowledge. Come by for the post tags: bon-bons motherhood oprah parenting stay+at+home tv working+at+home
Read more: Oprah

When God Speaks
2007-02-27 07:33:01
The one where I think about not blogging. And somehow I equate blogging and religion. Or else blogging as a God, which I’m sure doesn’t do anything for the actual God who is less than pleased with my site now anyway. Come by for the post tags: blogging marriage posting reflection religion signs writing
Read more: When God

At times like this, I wish life was a 30 minute sitcom
2007-02-27 02:16:01
Come by for the post tags: case+of+the+mondays motherhood parenting toddler
Read more: sitcom

Convergence Zones: The New Hell
2007-03-01 01:48:01
In case you’re wondering, it does freeze in Hell. I thought I’d settle that up front with you. It does. And it does often. Come by for the post tags: cussing cussing grumpy grumpy parenting parenting snow snow snow-day snow-day toddler toddler
Read more: Convergence , Zones

Look who grew up and got a porn site* updated
2007-02-28 08:57:00
The one where I discover there is a Porn site out there with our name. And oh, I could not be more proud. Come by for the post tags: blogging naming sites
Read more: porn site

And lo, I realized, I am pregnant (again)
2007-02-28 01:19:00
Yet another post where it hits me that I’m pregnant . Also, people are now waving at my belly and I do not think this is normal. Come by for the post tags: blogging humor parenting pregnancy


Kids say the darndest things
2007-03-03 05:51:01
The one where my child points out how penile-looking a bouncy ball handle is.  I love that kid. Come by for the post tags: children family parenting things +kids+say toddler words
Read more: darndest

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a variable declared knife
2007-03-02 07:14:01
Come by for the post tags: challenges graduate+school programming teaching university


Fashionably (?) late as always
2007-03-02 03:19:00
The one where I talk about a virtual party as if it was real life. I must have cabin fever. Or malaria. Come by for the post tags: blogging blogosphere five+minutes+for+mom party virtual+party
Read more: always , Fashionably

Conversations that bring tears to my eyes
2007-03-05 12:59:00
The one with tears of joys and not-so-much joy. Come on over here for the full entry. Come by for the post tags: blogging blogworld friends joy pregnancy things+kids+say toddler


The promised wrap-up complete with mush and photos
2007-03-07 03:23:00
This weekend we travelled back to the familiar. I reflected on our drive down that I was never allowed to grieve over moving. The weekend we left Oregon, we celebrated LB’s second birthday, stayed up until 1AM cleaning the old house, got up at 7AM on Sunday and drove the remaining..... (come by for the post) Come by for the post tags: friends parenting relocating toddler
Read more: complete , photos

Napping: Cage Match Style
2007-03-08 07:11:00
The one where I equate napping with WWE Cage Match es. You don’t ask me why I know about WWE Cage Matches and I don’t tell you Mr. Flinger watches WWE. You also laugh with my own idealogical plan of a quiet afternoon. And you do not tell me it’s ok for her to be sick or you eat poo. This all makes a lot more sense if you read the post. Come by for the post tags: cribs motherhood napping naps parenting sleeping toddler
Read more: Napping , Style

Bottles contain toxic chemicals
2007-03-10 13:30:00
Just what an expecting mom wants to read. Apparently, popular bottles failed a toxic ity test.  You can read more here and here. As seen on the linky side blog Come by for the post tags:
Read more: Bottles , chemicals

Because I’m pregnant.. AGAIN
2007-03-10 12:58:00
I’m so wishing I was here. Hell, I can’t even go here this year, either. Freakin’ “bringing new life in to the world” and all that.... (As seen on the Links blog Sidebar) Come by for the post tags:
Read more: pregnant

San Andreas Hormones
2007-03-10 01:16:00
I keep telling Mr. Flinger, “There must be a hormonal shift this week.” I’m searching the Internet for “Hormonal changes week 26” and come up with “You psycho pregnant lady, you are crazy because you are incubating a person, dumbass, not because of what week it is.” Google can be so heartless and cruel, yes? ........... Come by for the post tags: earth+quakes hormones pregnancy
Read more: Andreas , San Andreas

How much do I love these people?
2007-03-09 11:01:00
I’m thrilled beyond thrilled with the new Ellis Labs. I’m swooning over here. Swoon (As seen on the Links blog Sidebar) Come by for the post tags:
Read more: people

Napping: Cage Match Style
2007-03-08 07:11:00
The one where I equate napping with WWE Cage Match es. You don’t ask me why I know about WWE Cage Matches and I don’t tell you Mr. Flinger watches WWE. You also laugh with my own idealogical plan of a quiet afternoon. And you do not tell me it’s ok for her to be sick or you eat poo. This all makes a lot more sense if you read the post. Come by for the post tags: cribs motherhood napping naps parenting sleeping toddler
Read more: Napping , Style

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