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Free Elmo! (And you know how much I love me some Elmo) 2007-02-21 07:10:00 The one where I bring up that time I couldn’t poop alone. Because that’s always a good story.
tags: elmo free+downloads kids poop sesamestreet
Sometimes I'm heroic, mostly I'm just "ick". 2007-02-12 13:17:00 The one where I’m not really here but I give you a lot of wonderful blogs to read while I’m away. And also wherein I promise to return sooner than later because I miss you so.
tags: blog+awards blogging links that+time+i+totally+lost+it Read more:Sometimes
Because SPAM does more than clog up your arteries 2007-02-08 14:09:00 The one where I swear off Nitrate enriched canned meat. And also those nasty comments. There is also some audio of the baby’s heartbeat because not all things in the world are crappy.
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Oh My God, I am the "Days of our Lives" of blogland 2007-02-06 03:21:00 The one where I recall that time I peed on a used pregnancy test and how much I talk about our sex-life. And I weep. Because I can. Because I do not use Botox.
tags: blogging days+of+our+lives marriage posts soap+opera themes writing Read more:Lives
If I can't take drugs, at least one of us better 2007-02-02 06:26:01 The one where I dope my child so she’ll nap. There is also mention of pigs flying out my ass. They are related. Trust me.
tags: anti-depressent motherhood parenting pregnancy toddler Read more:better
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The Other Side 2007-02-01 01:22:00 The one with the near death experience.
tags: collision parenting pregnancy teenager toddler
Oprah and Bon-Bons (or, why I suck at being a WAHM) 2007-02-25 01:26:00 The one where my complete lack of knowledge for pop culture becomes obvious. So does my shocking lack of chocolate covered cookie knowledge.
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tags: bon-bons motherhood oprah parenting stay+at+home tv working+at+home Read more:Oprah
When God Speaks 2007-02-27 07:33:01 The one where I think about not blogging. And somehow I equate blogging and religion. Or else blogging as a God, which I’m sure doesn’t do anything for the actual God who is less than pleased with my site now anyway.
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tags: blogging marriage posting reflection religion signs writing Read more:When God
Convergence Zones: The New Hell 2007-03-01 01:48:01 In case you’re wondering, it does freeze in Hell. I thought I’d settle that up front with you. It does. And it does often.
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tags: cussing cussing grumpy grumpy parenting parenting snow snow snow-day snow-day toddler toddler Read more:Convergence
, Zones
Look who grew up and got a porn site* updated 2007-02-28 08:57:00 The one where I discover there is a Porn site out there with our name. And oh, I could not be more proud.
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tags: blogging naming sites Read more:porn site
And lo, I realized, I am pregnant (again) 2007-02-28 01:19:00 Yet another post where it hits me that I’m pregnant
. Also, people are now waving at my belly and I do not think this is normal.
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tags: blogging humor parenting pregnancy
Kids say the darndest things 2007-03-03 05:51:01 The one where my child points out how penile-looking a bouncy ball handle is. I love that kid.
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tags: children family parenting things
+kids+say toddler words Read more:darndest
Fashionably (?) late as always 2007-03-02 03:19:00 The one where I talk about a virtual party as if it was real life. I must have cabin fever.
Or malaria.
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tags: blogging blogosphere five+minutes+for+mom party virtual+party Read more:always
, Fashionably
Conversations that bring tears to my eyes 2007-03-05 12:59:00 The one with tears of joys and not-so-much joy. Come on over here for the full entry.
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tags: blogging blogworld friends joy pregnancy things+kids+say toddler
The promised wrap-up complete with mush and photos 2007-03-07 03:23:00 This weekend we travelled back to the familiar. I reflected on our drive down that I was never allowed to grieve over moving. The weekend we left Oregon, we celebrated LB’s second birthday, stayed up until 1AM cleaning the old house, got up at 7AM on Sunday and drove the remaining.....
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tags: friends parenting relocating toddler Read more:complete
, photos
Napping: Cage Match Style 2007-03-08 07:11:00 The one where I equate napping with WWE Cage Match
es. You don’t ask me why I know about WWE Cage Matches and I don’t tell you Mr. Flinger watches WWE. You also laugh with my own idealogical plan of a quiet afternoon. And you do not tell me it’s ok for her to be sick or you eat poo. This all makes a lot more sense if you read the post.
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tags: cribs motherhood napping naps parenting sleeping toddler Read more:Napping
, Style
Bottles contain toxic chemicals 2007-03-10 13:30:00 Just what an expecting mom wants to read. Apparently, popular bottles failed a toxic
ity test. You can read more here and here.
As seen on the linky side blog
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, chemicals
Because I’m pregnant.. AGAIN 2007-03-10 12:58:00 I’m so wishing I was here. Hell, I can’t even go here this year, either. Freakin’ “bringing new life in to the world” and all that....
(As seen on the Links blog Sidebar)
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San Andreas Hormones 2007-03-10 01:16:00 I keep telling Mr. Flinger, “There must be a hormonal shift this week.” I’m searching the Internet for “Hormonal changes week 26” and come up with “You psycho pregnant lady, you are crazy because you are incubating a person, dumbass, not because of what week it is.” Google can be so heartless and cruel, yes? ...........
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tags: earth+quakes hormones pregnancy Read more:Andreas
, San Andreas
How much do I love these people? 2007-03-09 11:01:00 I’m thrilled beyond thrilled with the new Ellis Labs. I’m swooning over here. Swoon
(As seen on the Links blog Sidebar)
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Napping: Cage Match Style 2007-03-08 07:11:00 The one where I equate napping with WWE Cage Match
es. You don’t ask me why I know about WWE Cage Matches and I don’t tell you Mr. Flinger watches WWE. You also laugh with my own idealogical plan of a quiet afternoon. And you do not tell me it’s ok for her to be sick or you eat poo. This all makes a lot more sense if you read the post.
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tags: cribs motherhood napping naps parenting sleeping toddler Read more:Napping
, Style