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All I had to do was just show up. 2008-03-24 20:32:20 I don't cook. I used to. But I did the math. And it turns out, it's financially favorable to have someone else prepare, serve, and clean up after me and/or Nick and/or (substitute guest/s).
Yesterday (Easter Sunday) was no exception.
I woke to the heavenly scent of a honey ham baking in my kitchen. At [...]
Time to cause some trouble amongst my neighbors. 2008-03-29 09:41:10 It’s a gorgeous sunny morning here - even though it is a tad chilly. I’m going to divorce myself from the computer for the day and go cause trouble with Nick in the great outdoors - mini-roadtrip.
I’ll be back later with a round-up - and pics.
I had a premature detonation. 2008-03-28 22:32:55 Can you hear me now? That’s ok - I took that Verizon bastard with me. If you haven’t experienced Achmed the Dead Terrorist, get ready to laugh your hiney off.
Like a fine wine - eh, maybe not. 2008-03-28 19:49:46 So, I was mixing up my Friday night batch of special margaritas when I realized - shit - out of tequila. Well, out of Patron. I still had some Cuervo 1800 as a backup. That has been aging for about 20 years.
Okay, I’ll give it a whirl.
Know what I discovered?
Tequila does not - I repeat [...]
No wonder he missed the class reunion. 2008-03-28 08:54:01 Expect to see this on an upcoming episode of CSI: Miami (excerpted from original story)
Police Identify Body Found Inside Van Pulled From Canal: Owner Of Van Reported Missing Decades Ago
CORAL SPRINGS, Fla.
A cleanup at a South Florida canal turned into a forensic investigation after a body was found inside a car pulled from [...]
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Just in time for the weekend - au couture. 2008-03-28 06:38:37 I remember a time when it was THE thing to have a dress from Chanel or Versace or Wang. Those lovely flowing frocks of silk and satins, full of imported laces and crystal beading. Times have changed and new designers are stepping forward. Let me introduce you to the newest au couture: [...]
Wordless Wednesday: Friday Edition 3/28 2008-03-27 22:55:42 (click picture above to view the full size image)
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Who’s your daddy? 2008-03-27 17:17:15 Tired of the one-night stands and ready to settle down, Sue finds herself in a monogamous relationship, pregnant and unsure of the father. What to do? What TO DO?
Thanks to the FDA, Sue can now walk into the local Rite-Aid, grab a box off the shelf, and swab baby, mommy and ‘possible’ daddy/ies. Then ship [...]
It Ain’t Your Mama’s Party Anymore 2008-03-31 20:00:21 Think back a long, long time ago. When we were invited to those dreaded home demo parties. It was all about rubber storage containers, or the million dollar baskets, or how to paint your face in three easy steps (can you say Tammy Faye?).
Before: and After:
Well ladies, welcome to [...]
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wordless Wednesday: Monday Edition 3/31 2008-03-30 22:55:40 (click picture above to view the full size image)
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Have map, will travel. 2008-03-30 15:52:32 I awoke yesterday morning to a beautifully sunny morning. Granted, it was only about 40 degrees - but I’ll take it over the gloom and doom we’ve had of late. (Here in northern NJ, we don’t actually have a “Spring” - it’s more like Winter rolls right into Summer.)
I popped out of bed, [...]
Doggie Bag [Flickr] 2008-03-30 13:49:29 dkaye315 posted a photo:
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After second thought, I don’t think so. 2008-03-30 11:58:05 Ah, yes - the sad realization that, quite possibly, global warming is having an effect on our seasonal weather. Ok, maybe not. Two years ago 3/31/2006, I wrote this entry
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The concrete pony. or a kidnapping gone bad. 2008-03-29 21:49:37 Not too long ago, I was admiring the gnomes over at Moxie’s page and it reminded me of a prank my little brother, Chris, pulled on my dad a few years back. I wasn’t there to witness/enjoy it - but laughed my ass off when he told me about it. I asked Chris [...]
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Caption This: Week 4 Voting 2008-03-29 21:33:40 Caption This. What is it? Look for the Wordless Wednesday logo for those posts daily and come up with a caption.
Each week, our readers will vote on the best captions submitted to go along with each Wordless Wednesday picture during the week (1 for each day’s picture). The one with the most votes [...]
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Wordless Wednesday: Thursday Edition 4/3 2008-04-02 22:54:23 (click picture above to view the full size image)
(Note: no humans were harmed in the making of this picture.)
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Flushing the evidence. or, watching the mouse go round and round. 2008-04-02 22:18:36 Ya know, if a cat can do it, why can’t my son? Okay, maybe it was trying to “flush the evidence,” or enjoyed watching a mouse go round
and round -
but at least it knows how to flush a toilet.
Somebody send Gizmo over to my house, please! My son needs some “learnin’.”
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From the mouths of babes: 4/2 2008-04-02 20:14:35 Last night, Nick met his dad in the city for the Lifehouse concert over at Roseland Ballroom. He took the bus into the city, and was one of 8 - yes EIGHT !! people on the bus.
Nick’s sitting on the bus, one of only 8 - yes EIGHT !! people on the bus (repeated [...]
Wordless Wednesday 4/2 2008-04-01 22:55:51 (click picture above to view the full size image)
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Clay Aiken meets Josh Groban. 2008-04-01 22:12:34 Okay, don’t be hatin’ on me for this one. It’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this video. Clay Aiken
meets Josh Groban
. Besides, I will sheepishly HAPPILY admit this is a song that I really do like.
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Don’t you just love the sound of a nice thunderstorm? 2008-04-01 21:01:02 There is nothing exciting happening in my life at this moment. Sad, but true. And even though the advice of others indicate keep little items of inspiration at close hand for those times when you need it, the only inspiration I’ve got at hand would be my super-fantastic special recipe margarita.
Looking [...]
Caption This Results: Week 4 2008-04-01 19:35:19 CONGRATULATIONS!! to Bobbie over at The Right Blue - you’re the winner of this week’s CC&r “Caption
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“I see your Bud Lite, and I’ll raise you a Coors.” (9 votes)
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Wordless Wednesday: Tuesday Edition 4/1 2008-03-31 22:55:31 (click picture above to view the full size image)
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A dog and the helpless chicks. Or, the tootie-frootie massacre. 2008-04-05 18:54:00 Gary was telling me about a friend of his (”Gram”) over in Texas. One Easter, Gram got her 2-yr old granddaughter (”M”) four baby Easter chicks - dyed purple, yellow, pink, and blue. M was thrilled with them. So was the family’s dog (”Capone”) - a labrador. He saw them as [...]
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