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Sideblog: Because Easter Grass is the fruit of the DEVIL
2008-03-22 10:31:09
I hate, loathe, and despise that filmy, stringy, floaty, clingy Easter grass that gets EVERYWHERE. I was therefore delighted to find 10 alternatives to Easter Grass.


Loralee’s Life Lesson #3: Double check who you are sending your Instant Message to, you freaking idiot!
2008-03-21 17:16:12
When you are married to a man named “Jonathan” and you have other “Jonathan’s” in your Google chat box, you MIGHT want to prepare yourself that you MAY send a message beginning with “Honey” and ending with “Could you pick up some dinner on the way home?” to a Jonathan THAT IS NOT YOUR [...]
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Sideblog: Jumping on the “Comment Luv” bandwagon
2008-03-21 12:31:23
You know what Comment Luv is, it’s the plugin that kicks in when you make a comment and your latest post title is put on the bottom of it with a link. I have found so many great reads from the plugin ‘Comment Luv’, and now you can, too!  Thanks to Holli walking me through the [...]
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Sideblog: I just can’t see me liking my pet this much
2008-03-20 13:02:45
I love Wilbur, but DUDE! Making a sweater out of your dead dog’s fur? Kinda creepy, yo.


When a whore loses her looks…
2008-03-20 10:17:10
This is my cat, Wilbur. She’s a girl. She’s kinda slutty. Ok, there is no “Kinda” about it. She is a full on whore. Remember the “Red letter ‘A’ ” collar I made for her? Yeah, it is totally appropriate. Despite being fixed she is in almost perpetual heat. She will rape anything that moves. Or doesn’t move. [...]


Sideblog: Nielsen Homescan Panel?
2008-03-19 13:47:25
I was invited to join Nielsen’s Homescan Panel and am wondering if anyone has participated in this in the past? It’s same company that does the Nielsen Television Share Ratings, so I am not worried about it being reputable…I’m just curious if it’s worth the time.


Why does parenting have to break your heart so much?
2008-03-19 01:01:07
James, I am so glad that you talked to me tonight, but so sad that you are hurting. I want you to look at me and really listen to what I am saying and trust me, ok? Ok. You just told me that you think that I don’t understand how you’re feeling because I have ‘Lots and [...]


Sideblog: Johnson’s & Johnson does not welcome babies at “Camp Baby”
2008-03-18 14:07:00
**EDITED Mothergoosemouse was recently disinvited to “Camp Baby”, a blogging event sponsored by Johnson & Johnson because she has a nursing baby and babies are not welcome at “Camp Baby”. Apparently, she’s not alone on the disinvite wagon (for various different reasons). For such a big company this is rather ridiculous and I am fairly [...]


Peep of the Week and a tiny Easter recap
2008-03-23 14:06:15
This was supposed to be Sunday’s post and my fridge and pasta post was supposed to go up Monday. I wrote them at the same time and must have transposed the publish dates. Boo. Oh, well. This way I can talk a bit about Easter , so I’ll just do two posts on Sunday. It never killed [...]


Quick, easy and divine pasta recipe
2008-03-23 01:02:13
I got the inspiration for this very basic pasta recipe from reading Under the Tuscan Sun. Besides being much better than the movie, it is also one of THOSE books. You know, the kind of book that suddenly makes you so hungry you want to start eating the the entire contents of your fridge [...]
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Works-for-me-Wednesday:The reason ditching fast food is “Working”
2008-03-26 13:31:33
Dear Carl’s Jr. Thank you for making your new “Chili Cheeseburger” commercial so disgustingly loud, foul, and GRODY that I have lost my appetite for hamburgers and fries for the rest of all eternity. My wallet and soon-to-be-less-gargantuan ass give you many, many thanks! Sincerely, Loralee P.S. As a marketing FYI, the part where the guy dips his fries into the [...]
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Self-Portrait Challenge: Political
2008-03-25 13:24:58
I used to be a regular over at Self-Portrait Challenge until I realized that, um, I am a really crappy photographer. Still, it’s one of the coolest weekly bloggity things out there. This month’s theme of “Political” does make me want to crawl up into a little hole and die, but since it’s “Memival Week” at [...]


Sideblog:Pretty much the most awesome masthead on the internet
2008-03-25 12:58:08
I’m serious, I love this thing. It just made me happy seeing the row of beady-eyed, wingless fowls lined up. Way to go, Schmutzie. You’re all kinds of awesome .
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Sideblog: Wanna hear me sing in front of an orchestra in a purdy (albeit ’snug-fitting’) dress?
2008-03-24 17:34:02
“The Messiah”. Ellen Eccles Theater Friday, March 28th @ 7pm. It’s for a very good cause. Check out the website for more explanations. I hope you can make it. I’ll be the one with the guy-like voice in front at the mic.
Read more: dress , fitting

Makes-Me-Smile-Monday: When you want a baby and don’t have one, what on earth is there to smile about?
2008-03-24 13:10:06
It’s “Memival Week” here at Looney Tunes. What’s with “Memival Week”?? Call me lame or whatever, but I’m going to spend a week doing all those blog meme’s and carnival’s that I have eyed from time to time but know that I don’t have the discipline or desire to participate in every single week. Today is that [...]
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Flashback Friday:The childhood joy of underwear
2008-03-28 13:04:40
Over at Whoorl’s blog she asks her readers to write about their favorite childhood item. What was my favorite childhood item? My Batgirl Underoos. I got them for Christmas when I was 4 and I was jumping up and down with excitement. I wanted them for the longest, longest time and begged and begged to get a [...]
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Sideblog: The “Most sinful cities in America”
2008-03-28 12:11:08
Forbes has complied a list of Metropolitan areas in the US according to “The Seven Deadly Sins”. Most shocking? The vainest city in America ? Not Los Angeles. Not New York. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. (I know.) Check it out.


Sideblog: Have you ever “Tagged” me on your blog?
2008-03-28 01:01:04
If you have, SPEAK UP and remind me! I’m going to try to do a bunch of memes for my post on Saturday, so SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE, M’KAY? Post a link to the post in the comments so I can get them done by Sunday. If you have been wanting to tag [...]
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Thursday Thirteen
2008-03-27 18:48:15
It’s still “Memival Week” at Looney Tunes. You know, this is the week that I am participating in all the meme’s and carnivals that I just don’t have the time/energy/dedication/desire to do on a regular basis. Today is Thursday Thirteen . Of all the Meme’s and Carnivals out there, I think that the Thursday Thirteen is my favorite. [...]


The end of the Diet Coke drought
2008-03-31 12:19:22
Thank you for all your thoughts and words from yesterday’s post. I still have very little information and am basically sitting here feeling anxious and worried and kind of nauseated. I thought at this point that I would be able to do something to help. You know, like running around ripping up sheets [...]


When your world turns upside down in the blink of an eye.
2008-03-30 01:11:35
Twenty minutes before going on stage to sing the mezzo role in the matinée of “The Messiah” today, I found out that someone I have loved, adored, cherished since the day she was born was diagnosed with a very serious and scary illness. (Obviously, the performance did not go very well, what with all the crying [...]
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A flash from the past and discussion of soundtracks
2008-04-03 01:00:10
Hello, all! It’s April 3, 2007 and I am writing you from the past to celebrate the fact that since I moved to WordPress this month I can now set the publish date for my posts whenever I want! Oh, WordPress! How I love thee! So, I am setting my post today to re-publish this [...]


Sideblog: Worst tattoos ever
2008-04-02 13:41:06
Someone has gone and assembled a list of “The worst tattoos ever”. I kind of have to agree. I’m not really sure what I think of the OMG! LOL! Jesus or the armchair and footrest tattoo. I also about hurled at “Armpit Crotch”. (Warning…While it is not technically pornographic, it is totally EWE in [...]


I HATE THAT!
2008-04-02 02:56:05
I just lost a post full of eleventyhundred links and photos that I had worked on for over TWO FREAKING HOURS. I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS! Why stop there, right?? Let’s make a list! Other things I hate/loathe/cannot stand: Papaya Black licorice (This includes all things related like Anise) Long, dirty fingernails on little boys Little kids with perpetual snotty noses and [...]


Sideblog: I can’t decide if this is serious or an April Fools’ joke?
2008-04-01 18:12:16
Is Kerflop joking or is she really going MIA for awhile? Curiouser and curiouser…
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April Fool!
2008-04-01 14:21:22
While I am not obsessive about April Fools’ Day, I have been known to put flour in a roommates blow dryer and set my high school boyfriend’s alarm to 3:45 in the morning to mark the day. I know I posted about the funniest April Fool joke of all time by Gmail over in my [...]


Sideblog:Ha, ha, Gmail! Best April Fool’s joke of all time.
2008-04-01 01:01:13
The embarrassing part? I totally fell for it (I KNOW) for about 30 seconds until I noticed it worked by “e-flux capacitor”. HA!
Read more: April , Gmail

Sideblog: When something has to give
2008-03-31 17:34:26
A refreshing solution for what to do when you can’t balance blogging and “Life”.  I totally laughed.
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What happens when you have 420 college credits and no degree? You end up working in a call center and dealing with phone calls like this:
2008-04-04 12:59:47
Characters: ME:At work, probably wearing sweat pants, my ratty Simon & Garfunkle tshirt and an uncomfortable headset. HETTIE:Very ancient and confused old lady with a gravely voice and think southern accent. Loves Jesus but drinks a little. “Hello, blahblahblah.com. How may I help you?” “Is this Jackie Turhune from somewherethefreakin Alabama” “No, ma’am. This is “blahblahblah.com”. “I need to speak to [...]
Read more: calls , degree , phone , working

Starts with a bang
2008-04-07 16:14:31
…and I have a feeling that this post will end with a whimper. Loralee decided to subject you all to my prose. She thought “My God! That Heather B. will be witty and funny and full of good cheer.” Which on a good day, like a Saturday, this would be true since I like to discuss pooping rainbows and [...]


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