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Good Friday - Sponsored by Bud Light 2008-03-21 14:09:41 Without doubt, Bud Light
has been one of the forerunners in innovative and provocative advertising for years. They have just taken their ads one step further… by hiring MEL GIBSON as their advertising and marketing content director. Despite the controversial tone of some of his pieces, there is no question as to whether or [...] Read more:Friday
BREAKING!! Father and Son Victims in Air Show Disaster 2008-03-21 13:35:38 Ron Colby (47) and son Winky Colby (11) were the victims of a self-caused mishap at the Spring ‘08 Military Airshow in Millville N.J. They accidentally picked the WORST time to get Gyros and missed the COOLEST part of the show.
Around 1:12pm Winky told his father that he wanted to get something to eat. [...] Read more:Father
, Victims
, Disaster
UPDATE!! Posthumous Honor Awarded to Brave Frenchie 2008-03-20 20:13:30 Commandant Eric Lassard, the High Aldwin of France, awarded Chantal Sebire with the prestigious Medal of Brie, for bravery in battle and resisting the come-ons of Billy Dee Williams, an ultimate player. Read more:Brave
A Mos Eisley Goodbye 2008-03-20 17:09:44 I read this sad story today on cnn.com about a woman, Chantal Sebire, who passed away in France. She was important because she had a facial tumor (esthesioneuroblastoma) that had grossly disfigured her face, and had asked to be euthonized by doctors, but her request was denied. However, not only did she get what she [...] Read more:Goodbye
My Dad Destroys Your Dad! 2008-03-20 14:39:10 Seriously! My Dad has like 3000 reasons why. I will give you a few, right off the bat - let’s go:
1.) My dad always wears a tank top with spaghetti straps (he has tattoos, too.)
2.) My dad fucks my mom (and I think she blows him too.)
3.) My dad can lift a 45 [...]
The 11th Commandment Revealed!! 2008-03-20 11:43:44 Archaeologists in Jerusalem uncovered the tomb of Moses today. More importantly, his mummified remains were clutching a stone tablet containing what historians all over the world agree must be the 11th Commandment
. Here it is:
The western religions have unanimously agreed that a new holiday is in order, dubbed HARD THURSDAY.
[...]
The Joy of Being Wienerized! 2008-03-19 18:40:27 To be wienerized is one of the highest honors we at RBF can bestow on a person, place or thing. It means that we have thought about having some form of sexual intercourse with you. But not just Vaginal intercourse! It also includes other sexual indiscretions. Like the mouth, the butt or the all-powerful [...]
The Green Party Supports Obama… Or Whatever? 2008-03-19 14:42:56 Presidential Candidate Doug Obama
gives a speech at the “It’s not easy being green.” convention in Green
sborough, Vermont.
AP- All accounts of the speech left all the other candidates green with envy, and when Doug started talking environment, and encouraged the big oil companies to “go green,” the Republican candidate John McCain got so queasy that [...] Read more:Party
Fountain of Youth Discovered! 2008-03-19 11:44:49 The legendary Fountain
of Youth was discovered late Tuesday night in the Florida everglades. The news of the historically significant archaeological find traveled the globe like wildfire. However, when most of the world learned that the fountain was shaped like a cock and the rejuvenating substance that flows from it tastes like pee pee, the [...]
New Wii Game Sparks Controversy in China!! 2008-03-18 19:20:03 ROC(k) games released its newest title today: Tank Tank Revolution. A blatant ripoff of Dance Dance Revolution, the game publisher feels this product is distinguished by the following features:
Mao March Mode - dance to the beat of everyone’s favorite chairman’s little red book, read aloud by Michael Caine
Put the hurtin’ on the iron curtain [...] Read more:Wii
, Sparks
, Controversy
, China
Nadbury Cream Eggs 2008-03-22 00:17:52 So we thought of a brilliant Easter themed piece, about how Cadbury creme eggs are made. The execution of this idea would mean photoshopping a man “fertilizing” the Easter Bunny’s eggs. Upon searching for Easter Bunny images, it seems like someone has beaten us to the punch! I stumbled across one of the pictures below, [...] Read more:Cream
Bud Light Bridges the Bipartisan Gap in D.C. 2008-03-25 15:56:31 In the midst of all the bipartisan mumbo jumbo that’s entailed in running for president, Bud Light
decided to take it upon themselves and throw a mixer. Everyone was there, and everyone got blasted - especially the Johns. John McCain and John Kerry (pictured on the opposite side as just written) just sat [...] Read more:Bridges
, Bipartisan
Kid Zone! 2008-03-24 22:42:59 Hey Moms and Dads,
Looking for a totally awesome place to unload your little ones this summer? Try KIDZONE, where Kids rule! Kidzone is an exclusive “camp” that lets your kid do what he’s always dreamed of: KICK-SOME-BUTT!!!!
No training required! You pay for the ticket, we’ll take care of all the cool stuff! We’ll put your [...]
Color Me Surprised! 2008-03-24 14:21:51 In response to Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s speech on race in the United States, Green Party frontrunner Doug Obama commented, “Hillary and Barack ain’t never been called green.”
His remarks were met with a standing ovation, but the applause died down as Obama continued.
He went on to say, “My grandma was a typical blue person [...] Read more:Color
It’s our 42nd Birthday!!! 2008-03-24 04:00:37 - My kids are being raised by the internet.
- I’m still getting full-blown erections when my new girlfriend’s daughter’s thong hangs out when she’s using her laptop in the kitchen to go on myspace.
- My Parents barely recognize me anymore (they are riddled with alzheimers), so I don’t have to buy them Christmas presents!
- My [...] Read more:Birthday
Robin Williams Coming Apart Over Divorce 2008-03-28 03:35:41 It was recently reported that actor/comedian RobinWilliams
and his wife of almost 19 years have filed for divorce. Now, new reports have surfaced that indicate Williams is coming apart at the seams. Williams has been seen masquerading as a transvestite housekeeper, making odd attempts to garner his children’s attention.
This certainly won’t help his case [...] Read more:Robin Williams
It’s Like 11:30 at night, Um… Are you busy? 2008-03-27 21:02:14 Look, I know it’s kind of late and everything, and you have work tomorrow - don’t get me wrong, I know how hard you work… in fact I think maybe you’ve been working too hard. I’m a little drunk, you know. Maybe you need a massage or something… No? C’mon, all work and [...]
The Real Michael Jordan! 2008-03-27 12:54:37
In order to please Adam, I’ve decided to usurp Fagan Delaware’s article with this picture of a turtle/tortoise slam-dunking (giving the defense a FACIAL, as Stuart Scott on Sportscenter would say). Read more:Michael
, Jordan
, Michael Jordan
Jack Kevorkian’s Cardigan Ugly, Runs for Congress 2008-03-27 11:19:08 We sent cub reporter/Santa Monica Community College intern Fagan Delaware on assignment for Real Bad Friend to report on a recent press-release / announcement from Jack Kevorkian… and well… this is what he came back with…
Jack Kevorkian’s Cardigan Ugly, Runs for Congress
By Fagan Delaware
RBF - Doctor Death himself, Jack Kevorkian is in the news again, [...]
The Saddest Little Site on the World Wide Web 2008-03-26 22:08:02 We discovered the web’s first and only ANTIsocial networking site: Justme.com.
Here is an excerpt from the Justme.com about page, written by the founder and sole member, Fagan Delaware:
I got tired of seeing all the friends that everyone on myspace and facebook, with people getting tagged in photo albums, and invited to events. No one ever [...] Read more:World
, Wide Web
Fat Guy Sees Grilled Cheese in Virgin Mary Painting 2008-03-26 14:48:51 Lately, The Virgin
Mary has been popping up in all sorts of seemingly random items: fences, grilled cheese, dirt stains, bricks etc. The religious will see a sign from their god in any way they think it comes. This kind of pareidolia is quite common in people who are aided by their desire to reinforce [...] Read more:Grilled
, Cheese
, Painting
Reverend Phelps Changes the Tune of his Hymn 2008-03-26 11:17:56 Controversial preacher Fred Phelps
of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, KA shocked just about everyone when he announced a reversal on his stance on homosexuality.
Phelps claims that one night while polishing his swastika collection, God descended from the Heavens. Phelps asked, “How may I serve you, Lord? Should I blow up an abortion [...] Read more:Reverend
Rejected From The FAIL Blog 2008-03-28 20:00:13 FAIL BLOG REJECTION #1
Honestly, we love The FAIL Blog (just check Rick’s blogroll). However, we can’t seem to get it right. Our submissions keep getting rejected. Lucky for us, we can put them up here! Read more:Rejected
From the Makers of Second Life comes… REAL LIFE! 2008-03-28 16:50:53 GOD DAMNIT - we were going to have a really witty and insightful joke, but looks like some gravy loving website beat us to it… - oh well… here’s our version anyway…
From Linden Labs, the same folks who brought you the internet sensation”second life”, comes
a virtual experience like no other… REAL LIFE! [...] Read more:Makers
, Second
, Second Life
A-Rod Makes More than Africa and Some of Asia Combined 2008-04-01 17:05:59 In his new deal with the Yankees, A-Rod tops the major league baseball salary list at $28 million, according to a study of contract terms by The Associated Press. This salary places his income at more than all the players/citizens on the Timor-Leste, Malawi, Somalia, Republic of Congo, Tanzania, Yemen, Burundi, Afghanistan, [...] Read more:Africa
, Asia
, Combined
New Wii Game Released - MORAL KOMBAT! 2008-04-01 11:56:30 Hitting the streets today is the much anticipated multi-platform game Moral Kombat, pitting former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer against a judgmental world that just doesn’t understand the value of professionalism.
Spitzer got a bad rap for getting his knob bobbed by a pricey piece of strange. Now you can play as Spitzer and earn 3000 [...] Read more:Wii
5 Signs you Shouldn’t Hire THAT Flash/Actionscript Designer 2008-03-31 18:28:14 This day and age, its not hard to find someone who claims to know Adobe Flash
. While Flash-only sites are being more often criticized for their tendency towards animation and “flash” over accessibility and usability, the Flash medium is still very relevant if used properly. Here are 5 signs you shouldn’t hire a [...] Read more:Designer
LOLassassinz - Another failed LOLCATZ ripoff 2008-03-31 15:33:39 SRSLY! HE R KILLERED!
Another attempt to capitalize on the hilarity of found images by adding bright and funny lettering and internet jargon to them.
Too soon?
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