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Can I play with madness? Bruce Dickinson writes horror script. 2008-03-16 21:42:33 Let me tell you something about Iron Maiden. They are fucking awesome. Even today. The band manages to crank out decent metal albums that all have a tendency to sound a lot like Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, but you know what? They’ve earned it. Just like how it’s okay for Judas Priest to [...] Read more:Bruce
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Knees and elbows. Brave. 2008-03-16 09:46:49 I had pretty high hopes for Brave
. Ever since my first exposure to Thai action movies a few years back, I’ve been hungry for Bangkok’s brand of high-calorie/no-nutrition martial arts flicks. If the movie features a stuntman in the lead role, you can expect a couple of things: A wafer thin plot, [...] Read more:Knees
Abstractions in role-playing. My Life With Master. 2008-03-12 08:52:59 If my own admissions of nerd-affection couldn’t possibly go any deeper, believe it, brothers and sisters. They’re about to. It’s fairly obvious that I have wasted precious hours of my life obsessively cataloging data about actors, directors, writers and movie titles in the futile hope that one day I will be the undisputed [...] Read more:Master
Cinema Suicide forums open for business! 2008-03-06 23:05:46 I’ve been fucking around by night with PHPBB, a free PHP based discussion forum since Sunday. I actually thought it would take a little longer to get running, but it’s doing its thing, waiting patiently for passersby to drop in and opine about this movie or that. The software that runs this site has a [...] Read more:Cinema
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Watchmen character photos. 2008-03-06 15:34:39 I love Watchmen. Love it. It is a perfect comic book. It is everything that everyone says about it, minus the bad shit. It transcends the medium, it deconstructs comics, it criticizes the social condition of the 80’s and to some degree, today as well. Alan Moore set out to [...] Read more:photos
The internet is scary. 2008-03-06 08:08:11 I’m like any statistics obsessed webmaster. I like to know where I rank in terms of Google keywords, I like to know how many people come to my site in a day (not many) and what pages they’re visiting. I also like to know how they got here. Google Analytics and FeedBurner provide these statistics, [...]
Read American Gods for free. 2008-03-03 15:40:53 So things might be a little quiet around here as I prepare new features for the website. I’m in the process of adding something pretty substantial and I really don’t know how long it’s going to take me to get things rolling, so I should probably post something to keep you busy while I [...] Read more:American
Oh, the irony. Worst Case Scenario back on track. 2008-02-29 22:51:19 At what point do you stop giving a shit about Worst Case
Scenario? Is it even possible? I really want to just put this god damn movie to rest but I’ve seen both the teasers and no matter how much time passes before I even think of it again, I’m as excited about [...]
Protect ya neck! Let The Right One In comes to the states. 2008-02-26 12:08:09 Seemed like back in the 90’s there was a surge of vampy-goth posing that more or less hit peak mediocrity a few years ago with the LARP-fantasy of the Underworld movies but back about ten or fifteen years ago it seemed like you couldn’t throw a rock without hitting some Anne Rice inspired tale of [...] Read more:comes
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Lost Coffin Joe movie recovered! 2008-02-25 11:57:14 This news could not possibly be any better. Jose Mojica Marins is prepping for the release of his first film in some time, set to be released in Brazil on July 25th, entitled The Embodiment of Evil or The Devil’s Reincarnation, depending on your source. This movie
marks the return of the Coffin Joe character, [...]
Dead bird. Gonna put it on you. Condemned: Criminal Origins 2008-03-22 13:23:12 Back when the XBox 360 was prepping to launch, one of the launch titles I was most excited to play was Condemned. It was a nice looking game with a pretty interesting premise. I was pleased to discover after finally laying my hands on it that it was quite good and around [...] Read more:Criminal
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Finally. Repo! The Genetic Opera trailer hits! 2008-03-24 07:55:20 Even though I haven’t made a peep about this movie here, I have been following it quite closely as it sounds exactly like the quirky sort of thing I’d be into. In the future, a biotech company that sells organ transplants for profit employs murderous repomen to collect organs from people who neglect their payments. [...] Read more:Finally
An ode to horsehead bookends. Student Bodies comes to DVD. 2008-03-26 14:23:04 It’s been a real long time since I last saw Student
Bodies. I’m talking nearly 20 years ago, so I can only hope that it’s as funny as I remember it. Horror Spoofs are rarely very funny but for me and my friends, this one was on constant replay. Directed by a [...] Read more:comes
Gordon: The Bush administration hates Re-Animator 2008-03-28 22:02:47 As my wife would say, “Don’t be bitter.”
Re-Animator
is a bona fide horror movie classic and its sequel, Bride of Re-Animator ain’t too shabby, either, but Beyond Re-Animator was way soft. I’m talking Sci-Fi channel on a friday night soft. The franchise shouldn’t have been a franchise and they really should have quit [...] Read more:Gordon
It still has no title but here’s the trailer. X Files 2. 2008-03-28 08:14:41 Words can’t properly express how badly I want more X Files. I never saw the series to its conclusions but I’m fairly certain that only the most die-hard fans stuck with it through its final seasons. As far as I know, the show concluded with a whimper, which is a real shame since [...]
Dante returns! (with a remake) 2008-03-31 10:37:32 I love Joe Dante
and I guess that’s why I’m willing to let his return to horror features slide. Joe is about embark on a dark journey into the void of creative corruption but it’s not nearly as bad as remaking Prom Night for a soft PG-13 theatrical run or My Bloody Valentine in [...]
Coming soon to a theater near you. More from Wright and Pegg. 2008-04-03 13:58:10 Twitch Film is reporting that one of my favorite production outfits, Working Title, have been contracted Edgar Wright
for two more pictures and I couldn’t be happier. British comedy has a special place in my heart and between the Edgar Wright/Simon Pegg combo as well as Ricky Gervais, the latest evolution of the UK’s [...] Read more:theater
Winchester pint glasses 2008-04-02 07:37:06 Typically, I wouldn’t direct you to Dread Central’s Evilshop because, hey! What’s in it for old Cinema S? Am I right? Well, this is something really cool and as a fan of sweet pint glasses I present to you the opportunity to own a little Shaun of the Dead memorabilia. It features the Winchester coat [...]
Uwe Boll, “I’m outta here. Fuck you all.” 2008-04-07 13:09:49 Alright, so that’s not a direct quote, and not entirely fair but /Film is reporting that Uwe Boll, the German director with a boner for video game adaptations has responded to the 18,000 signature internet petition, politely asking him to hang up his director’s pants and find another profession, by challenging the internet. 18,000 [...]
Deeds not words. Megaforce. 2008-04-07 12:09:09 Unlike a lot of these movies, I have no fond memories of Megaforce as a little kid that could possibly be smashed by my blurry memories of faux-military sweetness. I’ve been through this a million times with TV shows, movies and cartoons that I thought were the shit when I was a kid only [...]
Boll responds, “I’m not a fucking retard” 2008-04-09 08:24:42 So last time, I just made some quote up but this time, I’m actually quoting the guy. I’ll never actually watch one of his movies. Okay, maybe Postal, but nothing else! I’ll tell you what, though, I’m really starting to like Uwe on a personal level. Check out the balls on [...] Read more:fucking
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Introducing: DCW and the Midnight Movies posts 2008-04-08 21:55:13 Seems like things are really happening around here. I’ve been putting my link just about everywhere I can get it and I’m really starting to reap the rewards of incessant blog marketing. I have people contacting me all the time to look at the trailer for their indie movie in hopes of getting some press. [...] Read more:Introducing
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Cinema Suicide wins the Legion of Muck award 2008-04-08 18:52:04 I consider BadMovies.org to be one of the most important cult movie sites running. It’s been around forever, first of all. The reviews are always funny and Andrew, the webmaster, is a really nice guy. But more important than that, what puts Bad Movies above other high-profile niche sites like Dread Central and [...] Read more:Cinema
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MGM Midnite Movies: “Deranged/Motel Hell”… now that’s just gross. 2008-04-10 17:26:03 Who’d have thought that Ed Gein’s wacky antics of the 1950s would become one of the biggest influences on the horror genre since Bela Lagosi donned the cape? Gein’s bizarre foray in cannibalism would go on to be the basis of some of horror’s most terrifying films, such as Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Silence of [...] Read more:Motel
The new cult. A dissertation on Primer. 2008-04-10 12:19:30 I don’t address modern cult movies here much because I often have a hard time recognizing them. The internet has broken down cultural barriers in such a way that a torrent of culty movies have moved in from all directions. Spotting the ones that will go down in history has become a difficult [...]
Stay tuned: Beyond The Rave coming on April 17th 2008-04-11 11:37:34 I’ll come clean. I have avoided news about Beyond The Rave for one shallow reason alone. They use the word Rave in the title. Maybe it’s that the Return of the Living Dead sequel, Rave To The Grave left a really bad taste in my mouth or maybe it’s that the whole [...] Read more:April
Myspace be not proud. 2008-04-13 22:35:08 Fuck.
I’m not terribly happy with this decision but I was passing up a lot opportunities for networking and traffic generation by being such a snob about Myspace for so long. I had a personal account for freakin’ years until the first of the year when my login credentials suddenly didn’t work and tech support didn’t [...]
Since when? Satan Hates You. 2008-04-13 15:01:58 Back around 1997/98 it seemed like you couldn’t browse the new releases at your local video store without seeing fewer than a dozen end times movies. The approaching new millennium (Willennium?) scared the pants off a lot of people and created a cinematic boomtown for low budget mega-church financed armageddon movies. Christsploitation flicks [...] Read more:Hates
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Destroy all humans! Automatons. 2008-04-14 13:57:04 Ever seen Robot Monster? It’s the sort of insane sci-fi crap that could have only come from the 50’s. That wild west of post-war economy boom when everyone had enough money to throw into new ventures like vaudeville style independent movies. It’s a movie made by people who thought that jackass teenagers [...] Read more:humans
Ghost Adventures coming to The Travel Channel 2008-04-17 22:37:40 If you remember a while back when I gushed about a quirky one-off paranormal documentary on the Sci-Fi channel that went by the name GhostAdventures
, prepare for more gushing. I was quite impressed by what the Ghost Adventures team put together and like I said, real or fake, this was some outstanding haunted [...] Read more:Channel
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