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Satan hates you finally wraps! 2008-07-03 09:43:11 Satan Hates You director, James Felix McKenney dropped a dime yesterday to hit me with a press release. The long in production Christsploitation flick, Satan Hates You wrapped principal photography in New York on Tuesday and the movie is in post-production now.
Satan Hates You boasts a pretty impressive cast including Don Wood (TV’s COLONIAL HOUSE, [...] Read more:Satan
The Goon optioned for CG animated film 2008-07-03 09:01:53 If you’re not already following Eric Powell’s absolutely awesome horror comic, The Goon, I’m going to suggest that you stop reading this right now and head out to your local comic shop/big-box book store that carries trade paperbacks and buy a couple of collections. Seriously. Right now. I’ll be here when you get back.
Back? Did [...] Read more:animated
Fast Food Hell. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead 2008-07-02 08:23:31 It has been a while since we have been graced with a full-bore trash opus from Lloyd Kaufman, and Poultrygeist proves beyond all doubt that the wait was well worth it. All of the classic Troma trademarks are present here: gratuitous frontal nudity, over the top gore, and politically incorrect humor that is guaranteed [...] Read more:Chicken
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Why do All The Boys Love Mandy Lane? 2008-07-01 18:33:22 Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, when are they going to release you theatrically? I mean, here in the United States? Seems you were a victim of last year’s ‘Great Grindhouse Flop of Ought Seven’. The failure of Grindhouse put the fear of god in Hollywood money men everywhere for some reason and because of that, the brakes [...] Read more:Mandy
The Seaman And The Whore: Death Feud 2008-06-30 21:20:29 During those dusty bygone days of the now-defunct Video Home System, purchasing films for your personal collection was a very costly venture. Unless the distributor had chosen to issue their product as “priced to sell,” the going rate for almost any movie on the market was simply outrageous. Spending close to one-hundred dollars on any [...] Read more:Whore
Schwarzenegger Goes Bananas: Hercules in New York 2008-06-30 16:41:18 Before he was the Terminator (1984), before he fought the Predator (1987), and even before he was Pumping Iron (1977), Arnold Schwarzenegger
starred in his first movie, the low budget crap fest Hercules
in New York
(aka Hercules Goes Bananas, Hercules: The Movie, 1970). Calling it a crap fest so callously does do it some [...]
Perseverance through power! Attackazoids! 2008-06-26 22:35:41 It’s never entirely clear what’s going on in Attackazoids but New Jersey filmmaker, Brian Lonano, is on to something. I’ve never been one to gush about Ray Harryhausen or stop motion animation but I’m occasionally caught off guard when I see a low budget production put it to good use. One of the reasons I [...] Read more:Perseverance
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The Last Winter blitz is on. Talks with Ron Perlman. 2008-07-18 14:36:55 Glass Eye Pix sent this along in preparation for the July 22 release of Larry Fessenden’s latest horror flick, The Last Winter. To get you primed for the DVD release, they’re making available pieces of the DVD extras on their site. In this case, a talk with Ron Perlman (Quest For Fire, Hellboy, Blade 2, [...]
There he is, folks. The new Jason Voorhees. 2008-07-17 21:26:24 That’s it. That’s all you get. Entertainment Weekly got the scoop but that’s the best look you’re going to get until they start to market the flick heavily. What do you think? Read more:folks
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Rockwell Was Onto Something: Bryan Loves You 2008-07-17 15:44:20 Have you ever looked up from your delicious vegetarian lunch on the patio of a swank downtown eatery only to discover some hairy wack job with a digital camera filming your every move? If so, congratulations! You’re somebody special, and we should probably get together for dinner in the near future. Would you mind terribly [...] Read more:Bryan
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Red trailer, adapted from Jack Ketchum 2008-07-16 09:36:37 Jack Ketchum is one of the more influential authors of that whole splatterpunk thing in horror fiction, which for some reason, I’m not terribly familiar with. I’ve read some really intense stuff in the past but most of it on the more fantastic side of the genre like Nancy Collins’ Sonja Blue series. [...]
Bryan Loves You and 3 more coming from Anchor Bay! 2008-07-15 18:50:37 Ever since Todd kicked our asses with that interview with Seth Landau, we’ve been grinding our teeth in anticipation of Seth’s paranoid opus of security cam footage involving the cult takeover of an Arizona town in 1993. We’ve also made it a point to repeatedly remind you all that Bryan
Loves You will be coming [...]
Office and Friends producers up for a little of the old Ultraviolence. Clone. 2008-07-15 10:25:59 Every time I hear about some new show on British television, I become immediately envious. There’s something about their production standards that makes it seem reasonable for them to take a chance on something completely absurd. Maybe it’s a hard-wired sense of humor missing from other television markets, a certain cultural tolerance for [...] Read more:Friends
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What’s your favorite sequel? Scream 4 in the pipeline. 2008-07-14 23:12:35 Eyes are rolling so hard, you can hear the eyestrain. Comingsoon.net is reporting that Showtime and The Brothers Weinstein have signed a big-ass 7 year, 95 pitcure deal. Among the mayhem is a pocketful of genre flicks heading to horror hold-out Dimension. Among them, remakes of Scanners and Piranha (in 3D) as well as Scream
[...] Read more:sequel
The Apocalypse is back! Wynter Dark 2008-07-14 13:01:36 You know? I’m really not sure what Wynter Dark is all about, but I spotted this on io9 and it sent my mind reeling. The above and below are concept art from an upcoming 20th Century Fox apocalypse movie.
Set 800 years in the future, in a world gripped by a devastating ice age, the [...] Read more:Apocalypse
Push the button, Frank. Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVD set coming soon. 2008-07-14 10:28:27 Has it really been that long? Damn. I’m getting old.
TV Shows on DVD is reporting that Shout! Factory is prepping to release the 4 disc 20th Anniversary boxed set of MysteryScience
Theater 3000 in the deluxe tin box that you see to the left. Specifics about what is on the set are [...] Read more:button
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This happening freaks me out, man! Simon, King of the Witches. 2008-08-01 23:34:03 I’m fascinated by the later part of the 60’s where hippies liberally threw around the the phrase ‘age of aquarius’ without really understanding what the hell they were talking about. Drug culture seeped into the suburbs and it didn’t take long for average people to smoke a little pot, burn some sage to cover the [...] Read more:freaks
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An Interview With Claudio Simonetti 2008-07-31 23:45:45 Chances are, when you think of Italian horror, the first name that comes to mind is Dario Argento. Like all great filmmakers, the director is often complimented with a collaborator who helps bring form to their art. Kurosawa had Mifune, John Woo had Chow Yun Fat, Scorcese had DeNiro and Dario Argento had Claudio
Simonetti. [...]
Repo: The Genetic Opera clip hits 2008-07-31 12:01:17 I’ve heard the movie is actually a complete fucking disaster and reviews that come down can be measured in various shades on unkindness but I still have to see it for myself. This clip came down the series of tubes a little while ago and I’m still not wavering in my unreasonable enthusiasm for a [...]
I don’t care about history. Rock ‘N Roll Highschool gets the remake treatment. 2008-07-31 09:47:04 I always wondered what happened to Alex Winter (aka Bill S. Preston, Esquire!). Seems like he made that flick Freaked back in the 90’s and dropped off the face of the earth forever. Turns out that he’s been directing ads in England and just recently Howard Stern pulled him in for a director’s stint on [...]
The Webstore is open for business! 2008-07-29 22:40:41 Dave’s been tearing his hair out waiting for me to get my shit together and post this, but the store is open and ready to receive your moneys.
Back around April we made a bunch of plans. Many of them crashed and burned by a matter of a few factors, some having to do with us [...]
In defense of the Friday the 13th remake 2008-07-29 11:58:21 Just a heads up to all of you. I’d like to point you to my latest blog over at Bloody Good Horror, a diatribe in defense of the Friday
the 13th remake and why I consider this upcoming flick not a remake, not a reboot, but another real sequel in the series.
I’m Okay With [...]
This tinfoil hat makes my head itch. Bryan featured in the latest Tank Riot podcast. 2008-07-29 07:57:03 It’s not something I talk about often because I usually don’t ever get the opportunity to explain that I’m not so much a conspiracy theorist as I am a conspiracy enthusiast. I find the shit fascinating to read about and JFK Assassinations, the New World Order, 12th Planet UFO theories and secret societies send [...] Read more:Bryan
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