Owner: Buy The Cow URL:www.getthemilkforfree.com Join Date: Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:15:52 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: A social club for married men in their 30s to vent about life, work, wives. Discuss movies, hot women and what has happened to their dreams. Site statistics:Click here
Welcome to Buy the Cow 2008-03-03 18:03:30 Well you have just reached your thirties, you have accepted your roll in middle america as one of the expedible masses, you have accepted that you will never play shortstop for the Detroit Tigers and you will never win a superbowl. You have accepted that you will never date Alyssa Milano and you will never [...] Read more:Welcome
Division of Labor 2008-03-03 17:59:19 Lets talk about equal rights and division of labor for a minute. Now before i go off, i want to let everyone know that I am not a caveman. I agree that the husband and or father in the household holds just as much responsibilty in running the house and raising the children, i am [...] Read more:Division
It’s Bullshit I say 2008-02-12 18:24:56 Does anyone else think it is bullshit that work monitors your online activity???? I mean it is bad enough that we have to spend 9 hours a day in this fucking place, now we have to behave too??? You think i have enough to work to keep me busy all day???? If i did, i would [...] Read more:Bullshit
Funny My Ass 2008-01-30 21:05:31 Have we not reach a point is our developement as a society that we can now safely admit that ventriloquists are not anything resembling funny??!!!! I mean let’s be honest it is a dude who probably didn’t have any friends as a kid and now spends his days with his fist up the ass of [...] Read more:Funny
Aunt Flow 2008-01-30 11:26:21 What the fuck!!!
Just how long exactly does Auntie Flow hang around. This is bullshit! I am SURE she was just here last week. I am quite sure that there is a direct correlation between blueballs and Aunt Flow’s travel plans. All i can say is i am kicking that bloody bitch to the curb tonight!
Rub my feet… 2008-01-28 10:19:50 It is Thursday night and i am exhausted… I have worked all day to bring home the bacon. I walked in the door at 6:00 in a happy mood, and why not cause my child runs to the door to greet me with excitement to tell me ”i did a puzzle today daddy!” My dinner is hot [...]
In Case you Missed it 2008-01-27 16:03:55 Scarlett Johansson has a fantastic rack….Just thought you should know.
Well the hell happened????? 2008-01-26 15:04:16 I can’t seem to recall at which point I started to dread waking up because I knew it meant sustaining a miriade of little aches and pains for the first 20 mintues of the day. It kind of sneaks up on you like the ice and kool aid based vodka drinks we use to guzzle [...]
You don’t help me with the laundry! 2008-01-26 00:02:35 “You don’t help me put the laundry away!” This is the exact quote my wife said to me last night as my head was about to hit the pillow. Not quite the pillow talk I had always dreamed about when I was masturbating in the shower as a kid in highschool. As I remember it, I [...]
Welcome to Buy the Cow 2008-03-16 10:19:30 Well you have just reached your thirties, you have accepted your roll in middle america as one of the expedible masses, you have accepted that you will never play shortstop for the Detroit Tigers and you will never win a superbowl. You have accepted that you will never date Alyssa Milano and you will never [...] Read more:Welcome
Then Who? 2008-03-16 10:16:35 It seems that every married women I meet tells the same story, they are always “wicked horny”, they love sex and they wish their man would bang them more often and harder. (there are a few exceptions) It also seems that every married man I know tells the same story. They have to wait for [...]
Welcome to Buy the Cow 2008-05-04 01:01:30 Well you have just reached your thirties, you have accepted your roll in middle america as one of the expedible masses, you have accepted that you will never play shortstop for the Detroit Tigers and you will never win a superbowl. You have accepted that you will never date Alyssa Milano and you will never [...] Read more:Welcome
Tipping (and I don’t mean cows) 2008-05-03 23:05:02 What the hell is happening???? I remember when only waitresses, bellhops and strippers got tips! Now i can’t go into any donut shop, coffee shop, sandwich stand, pizza joint, men’s room (even unattended) without out seeing a jar or even a styrofoam cup marked “tips” or some dude with his hand out. You know what [...]
Welcome to Buy the Cow 2008-07-19 15:33:30 Well you have just reached your thirties, you have accepted your roll in middle america as one of the expedible masses, you have accepted that you will never play shortstop for the Detroit Tigers and you will never win a superbowl. You have accepted that you will never date Alyssa Milano and you will never [...] Read more:Welcome
Taboo 2008-07-18 16:29:51 I have finally figured it out. I finally know what it is I love about chick flicks (insert gay jokes here). I loved “message in a bottle” I read “Nights in Rodanthe” and liked it! I watch “The L Word” for christ sake. I loved “A Bend in the Road” by Nicholas Sparks………….Sorry, just checking [...] Read more:Taboo
Just a thought 2008-07-12 16:32:23 Defining difference between men and women…Women try to smell good, men try to “not stink”. Just a thought
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Really? More Abba 2008-07-12 16:31:06 I just heard that Mamma Mia is coming out now as a movie. Is that really where it has come to. Without even going into whether or not we need more exposure for the 1980s (70s?) “supergroup”, is this really necessary? We had a group that had a few hits, but there have been many [...]
Welcome to Buy the Cow 2008-08-17 08:40:30 Well you have just reached your thirties, you have accepted your roll in middle america as one of the expedible masses, you have accepted that you will never play shortstop for the Detroit Tigers and you will never win a superbowl. You have accepted that you will never date Alyssa Milano and you will never [...] Read more:Welcome
Is it just me? 2008-08-17 08:40:04 I am starting the find that the older I get, the more hassle it seems be to do ANYTHING. Obviously it is more effort to get a flag football game together and there doesn’t seem to be enough time in the week to dust the canoe off a couple of times a season and get out [...]
Welcome to Buy the Cow 2008-09-28 12:30:30 Well you have just reached your thirties, you have accepted your roll in middle america as one of the expedible masses, you have accepted that you will never play shortstop for the Detroit Tigers and you will never win a superbowl. You have accepted that you will never date Alyssa Milano and you will never [...] Read more:Welcome
Shit Skids 2008-09-28 12:29:48 What is the deal with shit stains? Ever see a girl that gets shit stains in her panties? It never happens, yet I don’t know a man in the world who is a stranger to the lovely brown mark in the ass of his shorts. It is something that is inherent on the y [...]
Welcome to Buy the Cow 2008-11-24 20:30:30 Well you have just reached your thirties, you have accepted your roll in middle america as one of the expedible masses, you have accepted that you will never play shortstop for the Detroit Tigers and you will never win a superbowl. You have accepted that you will never date Alyssa Milano and you will never [...] Read more:Welcome
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