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Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) ***1/2 2008-04-27 15:36:31 Directors: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg
Starring: John Cho, Kal Penn, Rob Corddry, Neil Patrick Harris, Danneel Harris
This effort is the second installment in what is apparently becoming the new standard in stoner movies. Like it predecessors, Cheech and Chong and Half Baked, the Harold
and Kumar
movies have a very apparent central theme, [...] Read more:Escape
27 Dresses - movie quotes: 2008-04-30 18:57:34 “The only reason to wear this monstrous dress is so some groomsman can rip it to shreds with his teeth.”
“How refreshing! A man who doesn’t believe in marriage.”
“He asks if you want a drink, you smile and say vodka soda…then there’s some flirting, some inter-office sex, an accidental pregnancy, a shotgun wedding and a life [...] Read more:Dresses
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An Inconvenient Truth - movie quotes: 2008-05-04 07:46:17 “I’m Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States of America.”
“I don’t find that particularly funny.”
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”
“You look at that river gently flowing by. You notice the leaves rustling with the wind. You [...] Read more:Truth
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Iron Man 2008-05-03 12:28:04 Iron Man - movie quotes:
“Mr. Stark, you’ve been called the Da Vinci of our time; what do you say to that?”
“Absolutely ridiculous, I don’t paint.”
“What do you say to your other nickname, the ‘Merchant of Death’?”
“That’s not bad.”
“Let’s be honest, this isn’t the worst thing you’ve caught me doing.”
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Iron Man (2008) ****1/2 2008-05-03 12:27:26 Director: Jon Favreau
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow, Leslie Bibb, Faran Tahir, Shaun Toob
Little known director Jon Favreau (Elf) will be a more familiar name after smashing his way into the comic book genre with this fast-paced visual action intro to what is obviously intended to be an [...] Read more:Iron Man
P.S. I Love You 2008-05-07 21:34:38 P.S. I Love You - movie quotes:
“Sorry, I have a syndrome. I don’t have a filter. I don’t pick up on social cues.”
“You mean you’re rude?”
“Yeah, but now it’s a disease I can take medication for.”
Movie lines from P.S. I Love You
Mad Money Quotes 2008-05-09 13:32:46 “This place is like a Las Vegas casino. No windows. No Privacy and a shit load of money…Only difference is nobody here ever has any fun.”
“It’s like we’re stealing the same money over and over. In fact it’s not like stealing money at all. It’s more like recycling.”
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Things We Lost In The Fire (2007) ***1/2 2008-05-12 12:54:25 Director: Susanne Bier
Starring: Halle Berry, Benecio Del Toro, David Duchovny, Alexis Llewellyn, Micah Berry, John Carroll Lynch, Alison Lohman, Omar Benson Miller
Things We Lost In The Fire is the first English language feature by Danish director Susanne Bier and is a powerful, but dreary drama about dealing with loss of a loved one [...]
Redbelt 2008-05-11 08:31:34 Redbelt - movie quotes:
“You train people to fight?”
“No, I train people to prevail.”
“There is always an escape.”
Movie lines from Redbelt
Redbelt (2008) **** 2008-05-11 08:30:59 Director: David Mamet
Starring: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Alice Braga, Joe Mantegna, Emily Mortimer, Ricky Jay, Tim Allen
I love a good martial arts film. The problem with kick flicks is that it is so damn hard to find a good one and all too easy to find bad ones, which actually have an appeal all [...]
What Happens in Vegas - Quotes 2008-05-16 16:16:57 What Happens in Vegas
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“She’s awfully hostile for a girl named Joy.”
“Junk punch him right up in his man business.”
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What Happens In Vegas (2008) **1/2 2008-05-16 16:12:29 Director: Tom Vaughan
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz, Rob Corddry, Lake Bell, Jason Sudeikis, Queen Latifah, Dennis Farina
What Happens in Vegas
is a mediocre formula film with a predictable formula story, stock characters right out of the screenwriters’ handbook, and ending that you see from two hours away and an over reliance on not-so [...]
Street Kings 2008-05-10 19:50:55 Street Kings - movie quotes:
“you’ve got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black, and drive Jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipper-head dog-munching dick you are if you don’t?” MMM - Ummm, am I excessively politically correct or is this pretty offensive to somebody?
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Speed Racer 2008-05-23 06:30:32 Speed Racer
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Stop steering and start driving. This ain’t no dead piece of metal. A car’s a living, breathing thing, and she’s alive. Feel it talking to you. Telling you what she wants, what she needs. All you gotta do is listen. Close your eyes and listen. MMM - Use the force, Luke.
“How [...] Read more:Speed
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The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian 2008-05-23 06:25:24 The Chronicles of Narnia
: PrinceCaspian
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“You may find Narnia a more savage place than you remember…”
“Minotaurs? They’re real?”
“Not to mention big, huge.” MMM - If I met a minotaur, I’d kind of expect them to be huge, but maybe that‘s just me..
Movie lines from The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull - Quotes 2008-05-24 21:05:28 Indiana Jones and The Kingdom
of The CrystalSkull
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“This ain’t gonna be easy.”
“Not as easy as it used to be.”
“When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. If a small one bites you, don’t keep it to yourself.” MMM - okay, good safety tip, there!
“Legend says that a crystal [...] Read more:Indiana
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Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull (2008) ***1/2 2008-05-24 21:04:54 Director: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Shia LaBeouf , Ray Winstone, John Hurt
Well, Indy is looking alot older, but Harrison shows that he can still deliver the action goods in the fourth outing of the world’s most determined archeologist. The story is a bit light, and this is covered [...] Read more:Indiana
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Sex in The City - Quotes 2008-06-01 06:02:08 Sex in The City - movie quotes:
“I don’t really believe in marriage. Now Botox, that works every time.”
“Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.”
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Sex and The City (2008) **1/2 2008-06-01 06:01:33 Director: Michael Patrick King
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth, Jennifer Hudson, David Eigenberg, Evan Handler, Jason Lewis
Well, as you might guess from my name, the Manhattan Movie Maniac, I’m not a TV guy. Sure I watch a game or reality show from time to time and [...]
You Don’t Mess With The Zohan - Quotes 2008-06-08 09:37:28 You Don’t Mess With The Zohan - movie quotes:
“You’re like Rembrandt with a grenade.”
“I feel no pain. I’ve told you this in other fights.”
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You Don’t Mess With The Zohan (2008) **1/2 2008-06-08 08:57:50 Director: Dennis Dugan
Starring: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui
Adam Sandler co-wrote this explosion of muddled accents, weak characters and occasional humor, as he tries to make us laugh and give some kind of light plea for peace in the middle east. Fine supporting actor John Turturro seems a little lost here and [...]
Incredible, Hulk - Quotes 2008-06-15 08:09:46 The Incredible
Hulk - movie quotes:
“Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
“As far as I’m concerned that man’s whole body is property of the US Army.”
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Incredible Hulk, The (2008) ***1/2 2008-06-15 08:08:57 Director: Louis LeTerrier
Starring: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, William Hurt, Tim Roth, Tim Blake Nelson,
Marvel is back up on the silver screen, and the formula of Spider-man/Ironman, etc., is in clear view. That’s not a bad thing, but it doesn’t work as well for novice director, Louis LeTerrier. True, he has the uber-talented [...] Read more:Incredible
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The Happening - Quotes 2008-06-15 07:08:55 The Happening
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“There are forces at work that are beyond our understanding.” MMM - Where? Here or in Hollywood? Do me a favour, next time you make a movie about things that are beyond my understanding (sure, like THAT’S hard), try to explain it to me, anyway.
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Happening, The (2008) ** 2008-06-15 07:08:13 Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Ashlyn Sanchez, Betty Buckley.
Writer/director M. Night Shyamalan seems to have unfortunately become the Hollywood version of a brilliant rookie of the year winner, who slips into obscure mediocrity after. The Sixth Sense, his early masterpiece shot him to a level of prominence [...] Read more:Happening
Hancock - Movie Quotes 2008-07-07 21:40:57 Hancock - movie quotes:
“Call me an asshole one more time.”
“Did you shove a man’s head up another man’s ass?”
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Hancock (2008) ***1/2 2008-07-07 21:40:11 Director: Peter Berg
Starring: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, Jae Head, Eddie Marsan
What if a super-hero was also a hard drinker with anger management issues and nonexistent social skills whose crime-fighting choices often lead to heavy property damage and courtroom subpoenas? Director Peter Berg answers this original question in an action/drama/comedy starring [...] Read more:Hancock
My Winnipeg - Movie Quotes 2008-07-06 22:22:24 My Winnipeg - movie quotes:
“The forks, the lap, the fur.” MMM - What? I saw this movie and still have no idea what he’s talking about.
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My Winnipeg (2008) *** 2008-07-06 22:21:54 Director: Guy Maddin
Starring: Darcy Fehr, Ann Savage,
Art house, and film festival sweetheart, writer/director Guy Maddin (The Saddest Music in The World) has put out a visual poem about his hometown and one of the coldest cities in the world, Winnipeg. It has a pretentious and surreal black and white dream-like style, and [...]
Get Smart 2008-07-01 13:38:33 Get Smart
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“How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun.?”
“Missed it by that much!”
Movie lines from Get Smart
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