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Clayton Kershaw’s Curve Ball 2008-03-11 17:10:47 Holy Shit That Is One Bad Ass Curve
Ball and I don’t even like the fucking Dodgers. Damn that is a evil fucking pitch… Read more:Clayton
10 Reasons Not To Have A Woman President 2008-03-11 15:17:28 Anyone who would vote for Hillary Clinton is out of their god damn mind. Allow me to explain:
10 Reasons
Not To Have A Woman President
:
Shes a woman
We all Know Women Can’t Drive so what the hell makes you think she can run a country?
Women cry too much, like we really need a president who’s going [...] Read more:Reasons Not
ColdBacon.com 2008-03-10 21:31:12 Go Here:
Honestly, It’s an addictive collection of links and WTFness, seriously spend like 20 minutes following links and you will see what I mean… And you get background music too!
At first is seems like some 1994 page but just follow the links around for a bit, its awesome lol, unlike this site its got [...]
Whaling activist claims he was shot by Japanese Coast Guard Officer 2008-03-10 17:08:00 LOL this is fucking awesome, these asshats want sympathy after being flash banged and possibly shot after they kept throwing stink bombs on the ship!
I’m pretty sure there are other ways to voice your anti-whaling stuff that don’t end up with you getting shot lol
What a bunch of fucking morons, I wish a flash bang [...] Read more:Whaling
, claims
, Japanese
, Coast
, Guard
You Know It’s A Good Night When You Wake Up Naked 2008-03-10 15:16:13 And your girlfriend is somehow wearing your shirt as a pair of boxer shorts o.O
That was a fun night, err well at least I’m pretty sure it was because of my lack of any clear memory of that night… God I should have took pictures lol
Whiskey For The Win! Read more:Night
We Gave Our Dog A Blue Mohawk 2008-03-09 15:58:49 Seriously, We Did lol, BTW, You have no fucking idea how hard it is to shave a Mohawk on a little dog, they squirm a lot. I have a new respect for those grooming people now.
Izzy is her name and the poor little rat kept squirming and shaking lol
Well here are the pics
We [...]
Problems With Amazon Seller Central 2008-03-08 07:30:53 First off, I’d like to say that normally, I have zero problems with seller central. In the past I’ve been quite successful with it and have generated a fair amount of revenue from Amazon
.com. My latest venture into seller central has been nothing more that a complete nightmare. I’ve been contracted to manage the [...] Read more:Seller
, Central
My Dog Loves The Penis I Give Her 2008-03-07 12:27:05 Though not as much as my girlfriend does
Me and Ashley picked up some treats for our new little mutt “Izzy” without paying too much attention to them until we looked at the package:
As you can see, they really do look like a set of cock and balls, their fucking Meaty Bones [...] Read more:Penis
Blast damages Times Square Military Office 2008-03-06 08:21:47 NEW YORK (CNN) — Authorities are searching for a man on a bicycle as a possible suspect in the Thursday bombing at a military recruiting station in TimesSquare
, an FBI spokesman said.
New York bomb squad officers inspect the street in front of the neon-festooned military office.
The blast, around 3:45 a.m., caused no injuries, officials [...] Read more:Blast
, damages
, Military
, Times Square
Well then, my goal becomes clear: The broccoli must die. 2008-03-14 09:30:59 I really do hate broccoli.
So its pretty sad when I’m driving in my own neighborhood.. going around a corner.. my lights are shining on 2 mailboxes as I’m about ready to go around the curve and i think that one of the mail boxes is someone standing by the road with their hands down their [...]
Either I’m A Complete Retard And/Or My Girlfriend Is A Genius 2008-03-17 20:07:15 Ok, so my girlfriend knows that I continuously forget everything, especially in the mornings, things like coffee, lunch and clothing seem to be completely forgotten before the day star rises and ruins my day… So in her complete understanding of my lack of brain power in the wee morn she so kindly did the following [...] Read more:Girlfriend
digg.com Is Trying To Sell Me A Hooker 2008-03-20 23:03:25 I love digg, don’t get me wrong but since when is digg in the business of pimpin? This Captcha seems like the reply a pimp would give to someone asking if they had a hooker available…
Here is the pic while I was digging an entry:
Me: I need a piece of ass…
digg Pimp: Ass? No Problem!
- [...] Read more:Hooker
XML-Sitemap Plugin 2008-03-20 22:40:45 I’m not sure how many exactly, but I’d say at least 80% of WordPress users are using the XML
-Sitemap
plug-in. While I may be broke as hell, as soon as I can I’m donating to it so in the meantime, why don’t you donate to it. You can donate here, It’s a bad ass plug-in [...] Read more:Plugin
Not all text = bad!!! A.K.A. BOOBIES! 2008-03-20 21:40:43 Recently recruited as a blogger with NO prior history of blogging… “hrmm?” <– one might ask, “what does this guy have to say?”… My answer to that is “nothing”. I’m not eluding the question by not saying anything, rather I’m literally saying “nothing”. I am not a self-indulgent wiener that wants to force [...]
The Complete Beginners Marketing Resource Guide v1.0b 2008-03-19 10:28:41 I will be updating this guide weekly so subscribe to our RSS feed to keep up to date. Also, feel free to leave any comments or resource suggestions in the comment box or email them to me at youhavefouryears@gmail.com
I know this guide is a bit crappy right now, but as I have more free time, [...] Read more:Marketing
, Resource
, Guide
Turkey Hunter Mistakenly Shoots, Kills Camouflaged Man In Tree 2008-03-23 08:56:08 Taken From Here:
POLK COUNTY, Fla. — A camouflaged hunter sitting in a tree was accidentally shot and killed Friday by another hunter trying to shoot a turkey, according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office.
Investigators said Michael Shane Hasting, 40, was hunting with his 6-year-old son at the River Ranch Acres Hunt Club Friday and [...] Read more:Turkey
, Hunter
, Kills
Random Images FTW. Plex, Cat Lover, and The Doodie! 2008-03-22 15:59:54 The 3-legged chair FTW. Sorry Plex, the chair got almost all of us…
Below: This shirt isn’t indicating that I “love” the company of cats, it’s actually insinuating that I make sweet love to the pussies. RWAR! I got this shirt from a comedian on tour for a few bucks. His headline joke was: If you’ve [...] Read more:Random
, Images
Google URL Policy Enforcement 2008-03-22 08:25:36 If you use AdWords for affiliate marketing, Google
’s recently updated display URL policy is gonna suck, one particular group of affiliates that I think will be affected are the ClickBank affiliates.
The redirection can still take place as it has been but your ad’s will now have to display the URL of the final destination your [...] Read more:Policy
Geos are no longer metro… They’re all the way out of the closet. 2008-03-21 18:34:28 I took this pic from my phone the other day. See if you can find all the goofy shit.
I know, I know, some of the stickers are illegible but it’s ok! I took time out of my busy schedule to digitally recreate what the stickers said. I even correlated the colors for you. And as [...] Read more:metro
I have a nudie man fetish… :( 2008-03-24 22:40:46 Not really but my internet browser seems to think so…
In short; I unintentionally look up pictures of gay stuff. There’s a logic to it but it always seems to backfire. For instance, view this conversation I had with a friend;
Windows Live Conversation:
Jacob: Hey dude, can you renew your license online?
Craig: Yeah, I just did [...]
Real Men Only Need 20 Minutes 2008-03-27 07:57:37 Honestly, where the hell were all these teachers when I was in fucking school? You lucky little bastards…. But WTF, Lisa Marinelli looks like a bad sex change operation victim… Why the hell would you do that to your poor dick? I wouldn’t hit it… Guess the student got to get away with a ton [...] Read more:Real Men
Random Defence 2008-03-27 06:26:01 Another Turret Defense Game: Random
Defense
God I’ve always been addicted to Tower Defense Games… All The Way Back To Starcraft lol
Play:
Average CPC Of $0.02 2008-04-01 12:34:49 You know it’s a good day when you wake up and you see that your Adwords Average
CPC is down to $0.02… Google, I love you… I have a ton of campaigns running and so far the highest my average CPC has gone up to is $0.04, before I took over these campaigns for one [...]
Gmail Custom Time 2008-04-01 08:27:26
Google unveils their new Gmail
Custom Time “Feature” lol