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7 Crazy Web Sites for Escaped Mental Patients 2008-03-07 08:07:02 OK, so you’ve managed to free yourself from the rubber room at the asylum, wriggle out of your straightjacket and ditch the guys in the white coats: What do you do now?
Well, if you can resist the urge to stare at your reflection in the doorknob for a few minutes, you might try visiting the [...] Read more:Crazy
, Sites
Good & Plenty Candies: The Nightmare Continues… 2008-02-29 19:59:27 Photo credit: Suzanna - tweaked by DeadRooster
I was shocked to discover, after years of trying to forget about them, that Good & Plenty
candies are not only still being manufactured, but that it would not even be illegal for any knucklehead off-the-street to purchase a box and offer them to some poor shlub as a [...] Read more:Candies
, Nightmare
Nothing Relieves Stress like Watching a Hilarious Rollercoaster Disaster 2008-02-26 13:42:27 Photo credit: Jacob Bøtter
WARNING: People are going to die in this blog post. But, it’s OK because they are virtual people and you probably don’t know them personally.
I am not normally a cranky person. What happens though—sometimes—is that I get frustrated when I can’t seem to do something so simple that even a monkey of [...] Read more:Nothing
, Relieves
, Watching
, Rollercoaster
, Disaster
Ninja Bank Robbers no Match for One Super Talented Cop 2008-03-12 16:19:37 I guess this video has been around a while but it’s new to me and it made me laugh so I thought I’d share it with you. I have no idea as to what country it originated (looks Scandinavian) or whether it’s part of a TV program or a movie. But, it’s a pretty funny [...] Read more:Ninja
, Match
, Super
Cocoa Comets Cereal: What Dreams May Come? 2008-03-18 09:27:06 Stater Bros. Cocoa
Comets Cereal
: A sweet part of a nutritious breakfast, or mind altering hallucinogenic dream enhancer?
Men should never be allowed to go grocery shopping unattended. If we are, we will always come home with either A: several cartons labeled Beers of the World containing many obscure and unusual tasting beers from many lands; [...] Read more:Dreams
How to look like a Balloon-Chasing Scumbag on National TV 2008-03-25 12:49:11 Screenshot of USA Channel’s Character Fantasy which aired last Saturday, March, 22nd featuring yours truly starting a new fashion trend for television stars: The Semi-Peeved Hot-Air-Balloon
-Chasing
Scumbag Look.
I sometimes work as ground crew for hot-air balloon companies. This means I set-up, inflate and chase hot air balloons in and around Temecula Wine Country in southern [...] Read more:National
Follow-up: Working with a Big Hollywood Production Company 2008-03-31 12:37:36 This is a follow-up to my last post in which I explained how my abnormally shabby visage was exposed to a national TV audience. I also hinted that I would be doing some additional work with a different and much larger production company based in Hollywood
.
The first thing I learned was, in the movie business, [...] Read more:Production
Why am I such a Sicko for PSYCHO? 2008-04-08 11:10:06 Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. Was he based on a real person? I have a somewhat unique knowledge of this movie (one of my favorites) and will share some of the creepy details with you in this blog post.
You can’t take me anywhere. If you do, I’ll embarrass you by walking [...] Read more:Sicko
Getting Rick-Rolled Muppet Style 2008-04-14 15:14:00 For those of you that have never had the pleasure of getting “Rick Rolled,” I will briefly explain. In the original version, you would read a forum post, email, or article on a social network which had a link to something of extreme interest to you such as an adult-oriented video featuring Brittney Spears and [...] Read more:Muppet
, Style
I Got Meme Tagged by Ettarose-EdgeOfSanity 2008-04-18 20:47:25 Welcome to the first and last time I will ever respond to a Meme Tag. The only reason I’m doing this one is that I really like ettarose and her blog ettarose-edgeofsanity.com. The main reason I won’t do another one is because most of my readers are NOT bloggers and when they see something like [...] Read more:Tagged
Sorcerers in the Congo are Running Around Shrinking Penises 2008-04-24 14:42:30 Photo credit: TCM hitchhiker
You would think sorcerers would have better ways to make money than run around shrinking mens penises and then extorting the victims. But, according to a recent Reuters article, it has become a very real and widespread panic in Congo’s capitol city.
Police have arrested thirteen sorcerers suspected of shrinking, and in some [...] Read more:Shrinking
Bad LSD Trip with a Talking Hot Dog 2008-04-29 21:56:45 When I was a kid the principal of my school would periodically gather us all up and show us anti-drug films. I remember one in particular where a guy took a couple of puffs off a “marijuana cigarette” then looked at his reflection in a mirror and watched his face melt. That was pretty terrifying [...] Read more:Talking
Zombie Chickens Coming Home to Roost 2008-05-05 10:38:00 Here at the Dead Roost
er Online Entertainment Laboratories (DROEL) we are constantly on the lookout for high-quality rooster related entertainment. That’s why, this week, we were especially pleased to unearth a major work in the rare “Zombie Chicken” genre.
NEW BOOK—Cluck: Murder Most Fowl
As my loyal readers already know, I’m a big fan of Horror fiction, [...] Read more:Chickens
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