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The Revenge of George W. Bush 2008-03-09 22:48:16 History Will Judge
DBKP reprise.
“Revenge
is a dish best served cold”
And so, it will be history that best judges the actions of President George
W. Bush. Not the Democratic poodles who’ve been yapping and nipping at his ankles for the last four years. Like poodles, the Reids, Pelosis and Murthas are all bark and little bite. [...]
Trench Reynolds: DBKP This Week in Crime - March 2-8 2008-03-09 20:23:50 March 2nd-8th,2008
I’m TrenchReynolds
.
I blog about crime.
This is the DBKP Week in Crime for March 2nd-8th,2008.
At craigscrimelist I posted about what happened to one family when a father hired a baby sitter from craigslist. Let’s just say he had buyer’s remorse.
I know how much you guys like Taser stories so at CrimeNe.ws I posted a [...] Read more:March
Don King: 13 Quotes Without Any Trickeration 2008-03-09 16:36:14 Some people claim that boxing promoter Don King
has enriched the English language; others, that he has mangled it.
But he has said some entertaining things and invented some words.
And Don King does love America–he’s said so many times publicly.
DBKP presents a baker’s dozen of Don King quotes, a Don King video and three documented Don [...] Read more:Quotes
Speedtraps: State by State Listing 2008-03-09 10:57:28 Is your town a speed trap? How about the town down the road?
Find out at Speedtrap.org’s State
by State List of speedtraps.
Friend of mine sent me this. Quite accurate, at least for my area and according to him, his as well.
They also have an interesting article by the National Motorists Association titled “Are You [...]
Is the USA Asleep? Sleepwalking into a Gathering Storm 2008-03-09 10:32:12 A year ago, Red Planet Cartoons had a theme that is just as relevant one year later in March 2008.
“Sleepwalking into a GatheringStorm
”
We originally posted it in September and it bears repeating.
Red Planet also reprints some great remarks by Senator Rick Santorum:
I am here again today talking about this issue because Islamic Fascism continues [...]
At LGF: Leftard Poll Results Brought Back by a Lizard Commando 2008-03-08 21:02:00 Undercover Lizard
Uncovers KOSpit!
45% WOULD VOTE FOR AHMADINEJAD!
Mad Iranian Feels Out Clinton for VP!
[pictured above: Undercover Lizard, Kilgore Trout, reports back to diabolical Half-Crazed LGF Lizardoid Honcho, Charles Johnson.]
Back in September, DailyKos ran a poll and intrepid lizard commando, Kilgore Trout, went undercover to bring back the results to the Lizoid Nation. DBKP breathlessly ran [...] Read more:Commando
DBKP’s LBG Responds to HuffPo on Ahmadinejad and Columbia 2008-03-08 19:19:52 When the Left Doesn’t Listen
by Little Baby Ginn
[Originally posted at DBKP on September 24 2007.]
After reading the following post at The Huffington Post, Death by 1000 Papercuts’ Little Baby Ginn penned the response below.
Azadeh:
From your post:
I would like to address some of the points that you’ve made about Ahmadinejad
’s trip to the UN and to [...] Read more:Columbia
Ashlee Simpson Ticks Off Fans at Florida Club 2008-03-08 17:05:35 Ashlee Simpson
performed “briefly” last night at the Honey Pot burlesque club in Ybor, Florida
, according to The Juice.
Ticket buyers had the opportunity to wait until nearly one a.m. to hear Simpson try out a few, and we mean few of the songs from her upcoming album, Bittersweet World.
The Juice reported that the crowd was [...] Read more:Ashlee
, Ashlee Simpson
, Ticks
Albino Moose: Rare Photos 2008-03-13 08:02:32 This is strange and it really IS amazing!!
I got this from a friend of mine in California that used to live in the same little town in Northern Michigan (Marenisco) as I did. I’m not sure where he got it from but he sent it to me a while back and then I got [...]
DBKP Today in Weird History: March 13, 2008 2008-03-13 07:42:24 WAR, DISASTER, SCIENCE, RESIGNING, MURDER, TRAGEDY, ABORTION, JEWS, DEALS, ICONS, PATENTS, ATTEMPTS, ASSASSINATION, NAZIS, CLIMATE, INVENTIONS, TRIALS, POLITICALLY CORRECT, ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, BORN, BIRTHDAYS, DEATH
Then…ICONS
1852 Uncle Sam cartoon figure made its debut in the New York Lantern weekly.
…and laterWAR!
2003 U.S. officials said President Bush might delay a vote on his troubled United Nations resolution or even [...] Read more:History
, March
, Today
, Weird
Man-Made Climate Change Causes “Snow Rage” in Quebec 2008-03-13 06:53:13 Maybe the Canucks could hire this guy to referee…
Record snowfall, snow cover and cold records set throughout the world likely won’t dampen the enthusiasm of the man-made climate changers.
Neither will one more story frost the heat of man-made climate change frenzies.
Reuters reports that across Canada, incidents of “snow rage” are breaking out as people lose [...] Read more:Change
, Climate
, Quebec
The Bee House: Couple’s Home a ‘Hively’ Place 2008-03-12 23:05:05 “You walk into the house and it smells sweet,” Mackey said. “I felt like I was in a jar of honey.” Dustin Mackey, Bee Removal Expert
Bees, hard working producers of honey, hives, and instantaneous explosive fits of anger, can’t live with them and can’t live without them.
Helen and Jerry Stathatos have a monumental bee problem, [...] Read more:House
, Place
Woman Sits on Toilet for Two Years; Criminal Charges Mulled 2008-03-12 19:04:03 When in the Army at Ft. Carson, in Colorado Springs, CO, someone asked about traveling through Kansas. The reply was always that it took a long time to drive across.
One G.I. said:
Q: What do you remember about going through Kansas?
A: Dead dogs and dirt.
It was supposed that he meant that there was nothing to do [...] Read more:Criminal
, Toilet
, Years
Spitzer Resigns: Dr. Laura Blames Wife 2008-03-12 17:54:25 Eliot Spitzer
resigned as Governor of New York today, his wife, Silda Wall Spitzer, at his side. Now we have so-called “experts” weighing in, judging not only Spitzer’s behavior but that of his wife for “standing by her man.”
Spitzer had been caught up in a federal wiretap prostitution sting where it was revealed that as [...] Read more:Laura
Reuters: Americans with Guns Are Not All Drug Dealers or Urban Criminals 2008-03-12 15:38:47 “The owners are not just urban criminals and drug dealers. There are hunters and home security advocates, and then there are the gun collectors.”
–Reuters
news story
Reuters published a story today about gun ownership in the USA. In the course of their meticulous research, they made an amazing discovery.
American gun owners are not all drug dealers [...] Read more:Americans
, Criminals
, Urban
Illegal Immigration Video: Reconquista 2008-03-12 15:01:16 Blogger4Borders has sent out their weekly video update on immigration issues.
B4B always presents an informative video, with 40% less hysteria, to help inform readers on what is going on, immigration-wise.
This week’s video report covers Part 2 of ‘Reconquista’.
From Bloggers4Borders:
Reconquista Pt 2: A look at how ethnocentric American non profits are part of Mexico’s lobbying machine.
And [...] Read more:Illegal Immigration
I Have a Deram: Commemorating the U.S. Educational System 2008-03-12 13:23:44 “A picture is worth 1000…”
This photo, taken in January 2007, demonstrates–what?
We’re not sure how to label it.
Sad?
Outraged at the educational system?
Resigned?
Perhaps you can help us out.
How would YOU label this photo?
by Mondoreb
image: RidesAPaleHorse
DBKP/Death by 1000 Papercuts Front Page.
Also posted at DBKP at Blogger. Read more:Educational
, System
Smoke Nazis: Man Arrested for Dropping Ash on Pavement 2008-03-12 12:47:15 Smoke Nazis
never declare victory.
Not content with making it an offense to puff at work or in public–and in some places, private cars and apartments–one man went to court for dropping his cigarette ash on a pavement.
Smoker Daniel Slaney ended up in court after the computer programmer, 37, was having a quick smoke as he [...] Read more:Smoke
Febreze Seized in Huge Pot Bust 2008-03-15 15:47:01 Eliminate odors from fabrics while spreading a light fresh scent. Whether it’s car, pet, pot, or general home odors, Febreze Fabric Refresher has a great solution.
The Laredo Police Department received an anonymous tip Thursday regarding suspicious activity at a residence near the area of Saunders and Interstate 35. After police set up surveillance it was [...]
The Audacity of Barack Obama and Trinity Church 2008-03-15 15:33:55 “Our roots in the Black religious experience and tradition are deep, lasting and permanent. We are an African people, and remain “true to our native land,” the mother continent, the cradle of civilization.”
Jeremiah Wright’s TrinityChurch
celebrates their experiences apart from the American experience.
This can be seen in the ’60s-style sermons, such as “God Damn [...] Read more:Audacity
, Barack
, Barack Obama
, Obama
Immigration, The Big Lie: Eisenhower Stopped Illegal Crossings Cold 2008-03-15 13:22:06 “We Can’t Deport 12 Million People”
–Various illegal immigration shills
The Big Lie: a propaganda technique.
It was defined by Adolf Hitler in his 1925 autobiography Mein Kampf as a lie so “colossal” that no one would believe that someone “could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously”.
We continue to see the Big Lie technique at [...] Read more:Crossings
, Eisenhower
Seven Scandalous Celebrity Swimsuit Pix 2008-03-15 01:24:56 Pixelaneous #36
Hayden Panatierre
Ariana Sklenarikova
Jessica Alba
Britney Spears
Jessica Alba 2
Model
(ok, not a celebrity)
Tara Reid
OK, we admit it: sometimes we need something to bump up the spirits–and traffic. Besides, too much serious writing and no play makes for a dull boy or girl.
Six celebrity bathing suit pix plus one unnamed model.
So who’s perfect?
compiled by [...] Read more:Celebrity
, Seven
Barack Obama: New Campaign Slogan and Poster? 2008-03-14 22:18:02 A Man of Two Hats
A Man with a HAT not HATE
We don’t know if the day’s events will have the Obama
campaign thinking of changing their slogan, but maybe it’s time to change “change”. The one above is one suggestion.
While looking for a good Barack
Obama pic on Google, we saw the one above.When [...] Read more:Barack Obama
, Campaign
, Poster
Larry Sinclair: Files $3M Suit Against Anonymous Posters 2008-03-14 17:40:53 Anonymous Posters
?
Cyberspace is a busy place with millions of posters commenting on blogs and forums, exercising their right to Freedom of Speech as written in the First Amendment of the Constitution unless, according to LarrySinclair
, you voice a negative opinion about Larry, then you’re liable to the tune of millions of dollars.
Larry Sinclair, the [...]
Winning a Seat in Congress Like Hitting the Lottery 2008-03-14 12:42:05 Congressional Members Strike it Rich
“Members of Congress, who are now paid about $169,000 annually, saw their net worths soar 84 percent from 2004 to 2006, on average.”
The three “M”s: mining, manufacturing and money.
Those used to be the three tried and tested ways to strike it rich in America and elsewhere, with a lot of work–and [...] Read more:Congress
, Hitting
, Lottery
, Winning
Jeremiah Wright: Obama Pastor a Portrait of Hatred from the Pulpit 2008-03-14 11:36:23 “God Damn America”
Obama
’s pastor, a portrait of hatred from the pulpit
You have to see the video of Rev JeremiahWright
’s sermon to get the full impact of his vitriolic ” ranting “. A word that is, by the way, derogatory in the extreme–whatever youthful bloggers may think.
If, that is, they know how to [...] Read more:Pastor
, Portrait
DBKP: Today in Weird History: March 14, 2008 2008-03-14 00:10:15 WAR, TERRORISM, DISASTER, PATENTS, IMMIGRATION, LEVIATHAN, GUILTY, NOT GUILTY, SPIES, POLITICS, JEWS, TOP TEN, NICE GUYS, CLINTONS, BORN, BIRTHDAYS, DEATH
TOP TEN1950 FBI’s “10 Most Wanted Fugitives” program begins.WAR!
1951 During the Korean War, United Nations forces recaptured Seoul.
TERRORISM
1991 a British court overturned the convictions of the “Birmingham Six,” who had spent 16 years in prison for [...] Read more:History
, March
, Today
, Weird