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my mother 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I remember when I was a kid and I used to give my mother
a hard time and she would always tell me, "Just wait until you grow up and have kids of your own, then you'll understand."What she meant by this, at that time, and for many years I would not know until low and behold I had my son a (more)
being vs. doing 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I am dizzy this morning. I am dizzy from lack of sleep and I'm dizzy from all of the things I want to remember to write about. My husband has also been complaining about being dizzy. He's dizzy and he's tired and he gets headaches and sometimes his right ball hurts. Also he get (more) Read more:doing
when nobody is looking...chicken fingers 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I'm so tired that I almost brushed my teeth with deoderant. Yup, I reached into the medicine cabinet, pulled out my Tom's Deoderant, removed the cap and was just about ready to "squeeze the tube" when I realized it wasn't a tube of toothpaste at all. I laughed out loud, wishin (more)
life and my husband's balls 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have a lot on my mind today. Cold coffee and my husband's balls tops the list. I'm afraid my husband might have hernia. He's been complaining about pain in his right testicle. He's had it before and it took him two months to recover. The first thing that came to mind (more)
shadow dancing 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My son has just recently learned how to turn over onto his belly. He doesn't do this when he's laying in his playpen mind you. He does this in the middle of the night, while half asleep, and then falls back to sleep in this position. Of course when he wakes up again he is completely dis (more)
dreaming of a dodge 0000-00-00 00:00:00 When you live in New York City owning a car can be a big headache when it comes to parking. This is in fact the very reason my husband and I do not bother to purchase a car.That is not to say that we don't fantasize about the IDEA of owning a car but usually that dream is dashed when my (more)
the binky stays 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I hate to admit this but the damn pacifier is still here. In fact there isn't just one there are several of them and they are ALL still here. In fact one of them is in my son's mouth right now as he lay sleeping. There I said it. You're probably thinking I'm a bad mothe (more) Read more:stays
goodbye binky 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today while I was getting a glass of water I heard the muffled noise of the baby screeching. Luckily the kitchen is only a few feet away from the living room where he had been previously enjoying a
my past 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have a confession. My name is really not Rose Calderwood. I can't tell you my real name because if I do that I might have to kill you.The reason I have to use another name that is not my own name is because to use my real name would run the risk of destroying my life. Sounds pretty (more)
attention please 0000-00-00 00:00:00 SPACE as you can imagine is really becoming an issue in our little, one bedroom shoebox. Pre baby it was challenging to find ways to make room for all our stuff, but now it's almost unmanageable. Do you know we actually had to throw out our love seat to make room for the baby's Read more:attention
where the !@#$ am i? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Can you have Alzheimer's Disease at 38 years old? It runs in the family. My maternal grandmother had it. I'm convinced it's what killed her. Actually she got run over by a truck, survived only to die two weeks later from complications. She was going for a walk, apparently forg (more)
how to surprise my husband 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Yes there is a god! Baby finally slept last night in blocks of approximately three hours each. I feel like a NEW woman. If I had known that taking away the damn pacifier would solve my problems almost immediately, I would have done it a long time ago.Mind you putting him to sleep now isn&# (more)
i am a bad person 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I feel like a horrible mother this morning because I let my baby cry. Not just for ten minutes but almost an hour trying to get him to go down for a well needed nap. I kept telling (more) Read more:person
missing me 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Sometimes I feel like I am losing my identity. My close friends assure me that I am still the same person and don't see that I've compromised that one bit. But I have a very different feeling. I felt the first tinge of this when I moved in with my husband. Then when we got married a (more)
like a natural woman 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I swear, just when I think I've gotten every strand of my hair off the floor another one drops off, and another, and another. This is insane. I'm still shedding. It's almost been six months since I had the baby, is this normal? Advice to brunettes...don't have any li (more) Read more:woman
the world we create 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Living in NYC there comes a time when you will undoubtedly encounter a cockroach or two, particularly if you live in a multi-apartment dwelling like we do. When we took this apartment the first question I asked the previous tenant was, "Are there any roaches?"She lied. Of course (more) Read more:create
a poem for my father 0000-00-00 00:00:00 DEATH TO CHILDRENDear Father:I was a glove turned inside outSoftness showing, and worn. I lived in a secret world below your belt.I tried to be like other childrenBut lacked their tough skin.I tried to be what you wantedBut I wa (more)
write on! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 As you may or may not know by now, I am a thirty-eight year old, stay at home mom of a five month old baby boy and have been on a mission to find opportunities to make some extra income working from home. What mom wouldn't want this? Working from home you have the best of both worl (more)
the true definition of a parent 0000-00-00 00:00:00 When they tell you there isn't a manual that comes with your baby, something to give you all the answers to your every day concerns and dilemnas of motherhood they weren't shitting. It turns out one piece of advice, article or book may work for you but it could fail me miserably, or visa (more)
big secrets on little gadgets 0000-00-00 00:00:00 "I don't believe in complete honesty in a relationship. I think we have to keep our secrets. I think that secrets are an important part of keeping a relationship alive."-Goldie HawnI keep all of my writing - poetry, plays, letters, journals, etc. on a Read more:gadgets
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still in my pajamas and it's almost noon 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This morning I woke up with the baby laying on my breast crying in his sleep. He was obviously sleeping heavily and having a bad dream, one I could not wake him from. Try as I did to nudge him awake, he kept crying and sleeping. But here's the thing, the sound of his cry was not familiar. It d (more)
the high cost of dreams 0000-00-00 00:00:00 One thing I know for sure about life is that we all live, we all die, eat, shit and pay taxes. Also, once every month we are inundated with bills that need to be paid. I know it sounds strange but I actually enjoy paying my bills. Probably having the money to be able to do this makes all th (more)
the return of slavery 0000-00-00 00:00:00 "We must show new energy in fighting back an old evil. Nearly two centuries after the abolition of the trans-Atlantic slave trade, and more than a century after slavery was officially ended in its last strongholds, the trade in human beings for any purpose must not be allowed to t (more)
capresso expresso! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My husband is pretty thrifty, so convincing him to buy a capresso expresso maker would be like trying to convince your average every day hubby to invest in an expensive piece of furniture. Since my son was born I too have become a bit (more)
the mask of motherhood 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Every morning I wake up with a mental list in my head of all the things I want to try to accomplish. As soon as the baby goes down for his first morning nap I make my way to the sta (more)
sorry selfish 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Recently I read an article about a woman who, one year after her baby was born fell into a deep depression. I'm not sure if you can call this post partum depression. One year is a long stretch, but I can understand how this can happen. The accumulation of exhaustion and the gradual feeling o (more) Read more:selfish
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going to greece! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Yesterday I thought about visiting some old friends - the guys at the firehouse down the street from where I once lived with two cats, a dog and two roomies. These guys were like brothers to me. But, as much as I would love to have seen the guys and introduced them to my son, I did not go to (more)
mother's day gift ideas 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This year I will celebrate my first Mother's day. It's hard to believe that it's just around the corner. If you asked me what I wanted I would tell you I have everything I need - me, my husband and our son are all healthy. THANK YOU GOD.But I've been giving it some thought (more) Read more:ideas
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wanted... 0000-00-00 00:00:00 POSITION :Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma, Mums, Mum, MotherJOB DESCRIPTION :Long term, team players needed, for challengingpermanent work in anoften chaotic environment. (more) Read more:wanted
made in the usa! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Something is definitely wrong with the baby. And I'm a little freaked out about it. It's probably nothing, but like I mentioned in earlier posts he is balling up his right hand into a fist and hitting it against his body or mine! Also he won't sit comfortably in his bouncer anymore (more)
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