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in the bed 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I spent all day yesterday throwing shit out and reorganizing our front hall closet as well as some other areas of the house. It felt good, but I was exhausted by the end of the day and was having problems breathing. This actually started mid-morning. Not sure what that was about. Could have been (more)
ostrich feathers? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I feel like it's been weeks since my last update but it's only been a few days. I decided to take a much needed break from the computer over the weekend. Sometimes I feel like the damn thing is some sort of life support machine that I'm constantly hooked up to. Instead of giving me l (more)
the sex talk 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My husband and I finally had the sex talk last night. It was around six o'clock, we had just eaten dinner and the baby was still taking his late afternoon nap. We were sitting watching the news and I just thought, no time but the present.ME: Are you happy with our sex life?H (more)
i want to be dominated 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Last night I decided to turn things up a notch with my husband. He had just climbed on top of me to initiate sex when I whispered something I thought would make things a little more "interesting" in his left ear."I want you to dominate me.""Huh?""I want you to...dominate me (more)
testy testy 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My calves are fat and they jiggle when I am in sitting position or laying down. My husband pointed this out to me the other night and put me in a pissy mood. The last thing I need is to be reminded of how my body is going to shit. I feel like a bowl of Jello. I look at pictures of my body pre-ba (more)
the boring details 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Last night our landlord and his wife stopped by to make my husband and I a proposition. The building super is leaving in August after nearly 15 years in residence and they would like my husband to consider taking over. If we accept we would have one of two choices; to move upstairs to a gorgeous t (more) Read more:boring
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what he doesn't know 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have one friend with whom I can call and talk to about pretty much anything going on in my life. He knows everything about me and has always been incredibly supportive. In fact he knows more about me than my husband. This morning while I was cooking scrambled eggs this realization struck (more)
son of a b 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I'm really pissed off at my husband. And yes it is, once again, a Sunday. I find that we get along much better when he's not here. Oh dear, that wasn't very nice. What I mean is that he's a whole lot nicer when he goes to work and comes home at the end of the day than when he (more)
happy anniversary to me 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My husband came home yesterday evening and it was as though nothing had gone down the previous two days. He seriously didn't understand why I wasn't going to be joining him at the dinner table.Regardless of how upset I still was I had cooked him dinner. I would be lying if I told (more)
what kind of mother am i? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have a confession to make. The baby fell off the bed today and it was my fault. He was laying on the bed and I turned for a split second to put the remote control for the television back on the nightstand and that's when he rolled off the bed. Thank GOD he is okay. I'm still ho (more) Read more:mother
health is the new beauty 0000-00-00 00:00:00 When I look at photos of myself these days, while feeding, bathing or holding the baby I hardly recognize myself. QUESTION: What the hell is that thing protruding from my profile? ANSWER: A double chin you fat cow.QUESTION: What are those lines around my eyes? A (more)
color me green 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today the baby woke up just a half hour into his afternoon nap. I took him in my arms and laid him down on my bed next to me and was surprised when he quite simply rolled over, burying his little face in my shoulders and fell back to sleep. I didn't have the heart to get up and leave him to s (more)
woo hoo 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Sex with my husband is getting better. He's trying and it really makes all the difference in the world, not just for our sex life but for our relationship in general. It makes me feel like I matter to him. The other night we did it in the bed again. (woo-hoo) You know how I feel abou (more)
mount pleasant michigan 0000-00-00 00:00:00 "You forgot to mention that you're not even truthful with your blog readers......This isn't really a mommyblog at all, it's a series of reality-like infomericals. If your marriage is this horrible, I feel really bad for you. But it might just be a set up for an ad (more) Read more:mount
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making $$$ to keep children safe 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Franchises like Dunkin Doughnuts, Baskin Robbins and Subway are opening up all over the New York area and are always busy. If you have the money to invest in a franchise opportunity it certainly seems as though you could more than double your money in no (more) Read more:making
i changed my life for you 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I keep thinking about a line from the film Sex and the City, something Carrie said to Big."I changed my life for you."I remember how it made me feel in that darkened theater that one Saturday afternoon that I managed to get a little time away from my husband and baby. It (more)
my lucky stars 0000-00-00 00:00:00 After yesterday's accident with the baby falling off the bed I have been counting my luckystars
that he continues to thrive and hasn't shown any sign of injury, not even a bruise. Had anything happened to him the only peace of mind I have is knowing that the baby is covered under (more)
on my way 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Last night I did not ask my husband I told him that I wanted to take the baby into the city to my former place of employment. He hesitated a moment, then looked at me and asked me, "Do you think that's a good idea.""I think it's a great idea," I said. "He'll be (more)
No title 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Well I did it. I joined three meetup groups in my area for stay at home moms. Bring on the playdates, lunches and adult conversation ladies, Mama Rose is on her way!!!! (more)
39 year old SAHM seeking... 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I'll bet you're all wondering whether or not Mama Rose stayed home with the baby again while daddy went into the city and had cigars with friend. That would be a somewhat bitter, "Yes".Why am I bitter?It has nothing to do with the fact that my husband told me the (more)
on the verge 0000-00-00 00:00:00 A couple of days ago Dr. Phil featured a woman who was going through an identity crisis. Beyond motherhood and marriage she no longer knew who she was or what she wanted out of life. She felt selfish asking for "me" time. So she didn't. Her needs went unmet while she continued to cater to e (more)
through the eyes of a child 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Here are some artsy fartsy photos I took of my son today through his playpen. They're a bit blurred and distorted, which is exactly what I was aiming for. He loves the camera probably as much as I love him. Maybe you can see why! Read more:child
that was then this is now 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Last night my husband let me know he knew my recent hair cut and color cost $300. Either he's psychic or he went in my wallet and found the receipt from the salon. We were watching something on the television and there was a blonde woman and he made some dumb blonde remark. "I (more)
giving thanks 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Well it's been about a week now since I started keeping a gratitude journal and my outlook has already much improved. Amazing what a little positive thinking can do.In that spirit, I would like to give thanks to my top 5 Entrecard droppers:1.
the three hundred dollar blonde job 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Got a hair cut and color on Saturday and love it. Guess how much I paid for it? Too much.All the way home from the salon I worried about two things. 1.) What my husband would say if I told him the truth about how much I spent. And 2.) Would my husband like it. Then I wo (more)
complements to the chef 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My husband was on a roll this week. After the air conditioner on Monday, and the corner shelves in the kitchen and bathroom on Tuesday, my husband came home with regular shelves for the bedroom to be used above the changing table, Wednesday evening. Everything looks fantastic and has given me well (more)
are you kidding me? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 The baby fell asleep in my arms while I was laying in the bed this morning and I was torn between letting him stay in this position or putting him down in his crib so I could get some "me" time in. I opted for some "me" time. But there really is nothing quite like the feeling of your baby s (more)
a new development 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Can somebody please tell me what this rash is on my inner left arm? It started out as a red dot and has turned into this! I didn't notice it until today because it doesn't itch. I've never seen anything like it.
na na na ma ma ma 0000-00-00 00:00:00 So guess what....baby now has my fricken cold! I'm not even over mine and he got it, so now you've got a sick mom, a teething baby with a cold and an exhausted daddy. We're a mess.The only good that has come out of this whole thing is that my husband and I have reconnected thr (more)
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