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tiny love...big love 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My husband's balls are better, thank you. He swears he doesn't have hernia again. After a week or so of a shifting pain in his groin area, we were concerned. But he's sick again so I'm taking care of two babies. In all fairness, my husband is actually no baby when he' (more)
confessions of an attached parent 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Last night we had company for the first time in months. I would have been delighted if 1.) my husband were not fighting another cold 2.) the baby wasn't so cranky from teething and belly ache 3.) I was not so damn tired 4.) it was not eight o'clock on a Sunday evening!Alright, I (more) Read more:confessions
oompa oompa oompa 0000-00-00 00:00:00 As much as I love some of the things I have purchased for my son that are made in China, like his TINY LOVE GYMINI and his
a nail biting day 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I really need to get organized or I'll lose it. I am not a neat freak but I do like to have a place for everything and everything in its place. And my days fly by before I can even begin to tackle the kinds of things I need to.I have already bitched and moaned in previous posts about t (more) Read more:biting
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my baby...my pet 0000-00-00 00:00:00 If you have a pet chances are you think of it as part of the family. And if you think of your pet as part of the family chances are you spoil him rotten. And if you spoil your pet rotten he probably has his own bed, a wardrobe, maybe even a cat condo. (more)
the truth about skinny 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Still feeling a bit frustrated about the extra weight I'm carrying since the baby. I still have ten pounds to lose and it's just not budging. I probably shouldn't complain as I've been wearing my pre-baby clothes since my son was about three months old, thanks to breastfeeding! (more) Read more:skinny
and the COOKIE crumbles 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Is anyone as concerned as I am about the sexualization of our childr (more)
I am a literary pole dancer 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Shhhhhhhhh....the baby is still sleeping and I do not want to wake him up. It is 7:25 a.m. New York time and usually by now he's awake and my morning routine is all about him. But alas he sleeps and the delightful aroma of coffee beckons. Hold on just a second while I go and pour mysel (more)
the greek influence 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My husband is always reminding me of the Greek influence
on modern civilization, particularly words in the English language derived from Greek. I don't argue with him, I'm keenly aware of the fact that there is nothing original about the English language or the United States. Pretty much (more)
the real scoop on the poop 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Okay, so this truly is "The Real Scoop on the Poop" today folks.My poor little guy hadn't gone "poo poos" for five days. I should be ashamed of myself letting it go that long. It was a SHITTY thing to do. I kid you not, I really lost track of the days until finally my husband a (more)
i miss my husband 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I miss my husband. He is one room away from me - a mere fifty feet - and I really miss him.This is what happens when you have a baby. You hear stories about it, but you don't really get it until it happens to you. One day you're both snuggling up on the couch, watching a mo (more)
i'm no spring chicken 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Last night my husband asked me, YET AGAIN, if I want to have another baby. Each time he asks me I always reply with an adamant, "No", and then I go on a rant about how difficult the last pregnancy was, not to mention the labor. And then of course I have to remind him that it's just the two of (more)
april = autism awareness 0000-00-00 00:00:00 April is Autism Awareness month. Please spread the word.I (more)
the end of blogger innocence 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have come to the conclusion that you're only as good as your last blog entry. This is not unlike being an actor who is only as good as their last film, or a singer who is only as good as their last album. Yes indeed the virtual world can be brutal. New visitors pop in and if your mo (more)
an exercise in writing 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My dear readers:I am writing
this letter to inform you that YESTERDAY'S ENTRY was a work of fiction - an exercise in writing - an escape from my otherwise mundane life.My apologies to those of you who read it and belie (more)
unbelievable...i know 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Yesterday was a horror show. A string of disturbing events beginning with the discovery of a scarecrow laying on the ground in the garden behind our building. I was the one who found it. I don't know why I thought about going to the garden. I never do. I had my son with me in (more)
the motherhood code of ethics 0000-00-00 00:00:00 There seems to be an unspoken code of ethics when it comes to motherhood. I felt this when I was single and then got married as well. What is expected of you changes almost overnight. What society deems as okay, what your spouse is okay with, how your child sees you may all be very different from (more)
the dangerous fear of the MMR vaccine 0000-00-00 00:00:00 The vaccination debate has been refueled as a case of Measles was identified in an eight month old infant in Nassau County, New York. As a resident of New York State I am particularly concerned. Toronto Canada has also recently announced that there has been an increase in the number of measl (more) Read more:dangerous
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happy baby happy mommy 0000-00-00 00:00:00 As my baby fast approaches his six month anniversary, I find myself getting excited about introducing him to solid foods. I made up my mind before he was born that when the time came I was going to invest in a food processor and make my own baby food. And while I'm still 100% onboard wi (more)
dreaming of bedroom furniture 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I love everything about my humble one bedroom apartment except our bedroom furniture. It is an offbeat collection of cheap, mismatched pieces. So I find myself daydreaming, often, about what kind of bedroom furniture I would buy if 1.) we h (more)
dirty laundry 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I am not speaking to my husband. We had an argument last night and things were said that shouldn't have been said, and I feel so sad now and incredibly far away from who we were just one day ago. This sort of thing usually occurs on the weekends. When my husband has too much time on hi (more) Read more:dirty
another big FAT greek wedding to go to 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My husband and I just received a wedding
invitation in the mail from a Greek couple, friends of his. It's beautiful, but here's the thing...the wedding is not until June of 2009. Are you kidding me!!!Maybe I'm just jealous because we didn't have a big wedding. And (more)
phone call from a friend 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I just got a call from a concerned friend
who recently started reading my blog. I debated whether or not to share the link with her, as we once worked together and I expect to return to the same job in a couple of years, but I trust her. She is, afterall, an a (more) Read more:phone
with love, your stupid wife 0000-00-00 00:00:00 So I know I've mentioned this before but my husband has quite the collection of watches. He does not, however, own any gold watches. Every single one of the eight watches he owns are steel or silver plated (more)
the perfect wife 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Hello everybody!. I hope you had a good weekend. If you read m (more)