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Bancul saptaminii 2008-03-19 10:10:09 primit de la SirXXX:
Un tip foarte cochet, observa intr-o zi ca este bronzat pe tot corpul, cu exceptia sexului.
Asa ca se duce la plaja, se ingroapa tot, sub nisip, cu exceptia zonei albe, ca sa se bronzeze si acolo…
Doua batrane, care se plimbau pe malul apei, observa ciudata excrescenta in nisip.
Una din ele ii spune [...]
Bancul zilei 2008-03-19 08:37:09 Deoarece nu se mai poate cu actuala echipa guvernamentala C.P. Tariceanu s-a gandit sa aduca 12 experti japonezi pe posturile de ministrii. Iata cele 12 nume de ministrii :
1. Nimika Nuymoka
2. Yaspaga Shidute
3. Wreypostu Daybanu
4. Undeypliku Katesparg
5. Skimbaley Inparay
6. Winoakuma Kosuma
7. Furatzara Kutotu
8. Bagabany Labayatu
9. Totkumita Madeskurk
10. Nufurytu Furyo
11.Latrukasa Wikushpaga
12. Yopapnumay Kiolanu
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Smell memory 2008-03-19 04:37:52 by *ahermin
Artist’s Comments
“When nothing else subsists from the past, after the people are dead, after the things are broken and scattered· the smell and taste of things remain poised a long time, like souls· bearing resiliently, on tiny and almost impalpable drops of their essence, the immense edifice of memory” -Marcel Proust “The Remembrance of [...] Read more:Smell
Problema zilei 2008-03-19 02:54:36 Pure mathematics - se poate rezolva!
Gindeste-te bine, cu calm, si nu citi imediat solutia!!
Acest exercitiu a fost creat de un profesor de matematica de la Universitatea din Barcelona care apoi a cerut elevilor sai sa o rezolve.
Problema:
Mama are cu 21 ani mai mult decit copilul sau si peste 6 ani copilul va fi de 5 [...]
Going Home… 2008-03-19 02:15:47 by *ahermin
marita
Artist’s Comments
I see the faces on my picture one is you
I see the reasons why the picture just ain’t true
I’m going home
I’m gonna be there one of these mornings
Gonna break away on the thirteenth of july
I’m going home
The dust collector keeps on banging at my door
Tales of the wild west, I can’t mean it [...] Read more:Going
the familiar antonyms 2008-03-18 14:36:48 alice’s
(c) 2008 alice . Do not use any of my images
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Purim 2008-03-18 07:25:34 Hag Purim
Sameach !
asta nu e asa funny dar n-am gasit altceva
I’m comin from the Tribe and I ain’t talkin bout questI mean the people with the Chai hangin over their chest
Friday night, shabbos dinner, got the Levitts in the House
With their bubbe always pourin Manischewitz in my mouth
Challah back (challah back) if [...]
Bancul zilei 2008-03-18 07:15:53 Intr-o zi la scoala profa de romana ii roaga pe elevi
sa faca o fraza cu 2 cuvinte: Dalas si Campari.
Vasilica : Eu ma uit la Dalas si beau Campari….
Foarte bine spune profa….
Mihaitza: Cand am fost in Dalas am baut Campari…
Foarte bine spune profa…
Bula: CAM PARI nefututa DA LAS ca te fut yo
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Chris Norman’s Biography 2008-03-18 03:36:55
Yorkshire-born Chris
first found fame with 70s rock group Smokie before embarking on a very successful solo career in 1986 with the hit Midnight Lady. Today he is an established artist in many countries across the world with over 30 albums to his name.
Smokie - Alan Silson, Terry Uttley, Pete Spencer and of course Chris [...] Read more:Norman
, Biography
Greetings From Tau Ceti 2008-03-18 02:29:38 by *ahermin
marita
Artist’s Comments
In 2373, the United Federation of Planets consisted of at least 150 member planets, spread over 8,000 light years. (Star Trek: First Contact) Read more:Greetings
non c’sera non 2008-03-21 04:15:33 mai devreme sau mai târziu
te trezeşti într-o cameră înaltă îţi tremură în mâini
singurătatea/ ceaşca/ liniştea/ gratii vărgate
târăsc
insomniile
îngenunchiate lângă pat cu genunchii
zdreliţi
locuieşti într-un suflet
descheiat la nasturi din mers
femeile şi-au strâns coapsele inelele visele pantofii
fierbinţeala din fotolii ochii
din oglindă
şi-au luat cuţitele hârtiile şi palmele şi-au
plecat
una câte unaîţi simt cicatricile
amintiri pipăind pereţii
tu vezi cuvintele ciudate tu
auzi
praful drumurile zorii [...]
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