Donna Karen Not Yet 1970-01-01 00:59:59 To haann...this is what i noticed!!!!See I'm not Sherlock Holmes or anything, but ever notice the way most engineers dress??? You know the shirt-jeans-sneakers...I mean you could sense a techie about couple hundred feet away...The thing is, agreed that sort of dressing would curdle an innate magazine like Cosmo, but the sjs is far better than what I have to live with. I mean floral blouses, skin tight pants...aiyge this isn't what Avantika (the thespian of an old Marathi serial) wears but what guys around me wear!!!! ...guys, for Pete's sake..... For your own sake...guy and flowers----> Darren Hayes and Elton john!!!Okay I don't know where to begin but I think I'll start with the Everyday Formal-errs...self explanatory stuff huh!! I mean it man.....every fuckin day...I would skip a Russel Peters show to see Prof. Djindal Saboo, he's the heir apparent to the steel magnate (minus the N of course!!), at least that's what Beti-Chou insists on claiming, in ganjees and three-quart Read more:Donna
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INTRODUCTION 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Bakwas:-Bang!!A wise ass (my home boy Z) once told me that blogs are for depressed, low life fucks who have no friends…. so although we have a neat posse peteboy and me (bakwas) decided to have this blog… just for spoils man.Umm peteboy and me are from this hole somewhere in Navi Mumbai, if you'd want to hazard a visit you could come by during conjugal hours and do us, in the ass of course that's where we all take it...Our add:110, McBridge,Ist Tier,Angel (or is that Angle) State PenitentiaryWhat we are supposed to be is BE (Mechanical) students from the all so amazing, Centre One bearing VAAAAAASSSHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thoo.I've known peteboy since like the II nd semester (or was it third) basically I've not known him for ever, but as far as I can recall I remember chatting up about football in those Ka-shir infested drawing halls (ka-shir is a virus that causes 40 marks in engineering and machine drawing)…Since then it was the two of us lukkhas (rif-rafs) who reall
HEY! ITS 7th SEM,MISTER!!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 17th July 06 marked the beginning of not just any season of EPL, SPL, SERIE-A, LA-LIGA nor was it the television premiere of LOST (season 3), AMERICAN IDOL (season-god knows which one) or for that matter any cool movie on star movies/HBO (who knows, blackouts still knocking us out) . What actually began on Monday the 17th was SEASON-7 in fr.Angel penitentiary… how cool!!! Coz by the end of this season (tentative date 27/10/2006), we'll actually be 7/8th of engineers!!! (Awooogaa!!).But a season is never complete without its GRAND FINALE (generally a 1 or 2 hr episode on TV) and fr.AG (GAY) NEL's specialty has always been its term ending PRELIMS. (ag-gaynelite may sound weird but Royal MECHIES (mechanical engineering students) would know it very well, I mean, c'mon 73 guys & only one babe in our class & looking at the babe's build-quality, one always thinks whether to call her a babe or BABA. Hell! Even our top ranker goes by the name of DICK-SHEET…so u see where it is a
DIVINE INVENTIONS !!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Ok! I'll shoot straight. My academic records are fucked up; my technical knowledge sucks; my homies have given up on me & at 21 years plus umpteen months I still don't have a girlfriend. Forget girlfriend, I start palpitating when I see a good looking gal & just in case she happens to smile at me before speaking, (generally that never happens thanks to my "HRITIK ROSHAN" looks) I gibber & repel her. All in all, my life is a complete mess!And then there is my brother Bilkulbakwas. His acads are as fucked up as mine (yeah…both of us vying for "whose the dumbest engineer of em all" crown); his passion is music & football but he landed up doing mechanical engineering; once a week he does have a "no-holds bar steel cage WWF match" with his Daddy-Yankee and despite being a CHICK-MAGNET, he hates MUMBAI gals just coz they are of "gharelu" types!!!So, what does the world offer to low-lives like us whose careers have rock bottomed? I mean, lets be serious, no one is go
SEM V WITH I'S 1970-01-01 00:59:59 After I screwed up my class twelve grades I had my heart set on doing what my sibling did and become a Computer geek…and I was pretty into it to…since class 9 the only subject I preferred doing was Computers…you know why….coz I wanted to be a Computer Engineer…but yeah, as luck turns out ….i'm 6 months away from graduating with a BE (MECHANICAL)…and that's not what computers are called these days!!Kids want to be Sachin, Sehwag, Kapil or Kumble if you're desparate (nobody wants to be Kambli)…my parents had a similar idea, only this didn't have anything to do with Sehwag or Sachin, hell this didn't have anything to do with cricket or for that matter sports….my parents wanted me to be a PJ…Pandit Jasraj. They're theory was if 1 or 2 people in the family could make a buck or two out of music…what must stop our son!!! Principle of Induction at its best!!As a kid, like every third kid on the block I wanted to become a pilot, and I reckon I had a couple of r
ViVAAh- THE FLIPSIDE 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Last Tuesday, when I came home from college, my dad asked me if I could accompany him to a wedding reception. It was not a family wedding so we wouldn't be hanging around for a long time. Plus there was some veg preparation for dinner & I thought "well if I have to eat veg food, I might as well eat it outside, coz it's tasty & there is variety to choose from" Hence I decided to join him. My approach to wedding receptions has changed as I have grown up. When I was a toddler, attending a wedding was more a forceful act as my parents knew that if they keep me home, I'd harass my grandparents. This was followed by the "kid' stage where it was more of playing "hide-n-seek' & "cat-n-mouse' with my cousins. I just didn't bother about eating food or meeting anyone as I was busy running all over the place once I got there along with my cousins.Next came adolescence where parties became a medium for "bird watching', if you know what I mean!!! And now, its more
KYA HOGA MEE-MOH KAA??? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Ok! Hold your breath because the news that I am going to tell will make you jump out of your seats. Alright...get ready for this...buckle up.Thanks to brother bilkul's contacts down south & their contacts down south & their contacts' contacts down south, we have just got THE copy of THE script of THE movie which is going to be MEE-MOH's launch pad...his ticket to stardom. The movie that will shake this world; the movie that will put all debutant actors to shame; the movie that will gross more money than any other movie once it releases.I need not tell you who MEE-MOH is. Only hint I can give is that he is the son of an acting LEGEND; the SUPERSTAR who has given us blockbuste(d)r movies such as Cheetah, Shera, Hitler, Tabahi-the destroyer, Military Raaj etc to name a few; the disco-dancer who delivered these famous dialogues "tere jaat kaa baida maaru" & "aye,Kya re ??" which when translated in English sound "your caste's eggs I throw" & "hey, WHADDAP" re
Mere Do Do Appa 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Hi, I am a 67 year old father of two children, the older of the two isn't of much consequence here and so the subject of what I write will be my son bakwas, as you'd probably know he's a 22 year old KID, who believes that trough his childhood he didn't get all the attention he needed. So now he squanders his life trying to get back every ounce of what he lost. Yes people, bakwas is your everyday attention monger. Barely hidden behind his I don't give a shit attitude there is a " Thoda, atenshun deo shayt" (literally translate into "Little attention give businessman") guy.People make themselves heard mostly when they have some thing to flaunt or when they have some grievance, now bakwas isn't a sexy butt or a gorgeous face!! And yeah, I come to you to make myself heard. Bakwas is out of line, he hardly has any sense of responsibility, you can't rely on him, and he believes that daddy dear will get him out of every ditch he falls into. Bakwas' guide, The Man Who W
PET PEEVE 2007-03-16 13:38:00 The other day, my mom & I were watching ANIMAL PLANET when all of a sudden she started telling me that having a pet would definitely get rid of certain ennui that had crept in our house. She believed that spending some time with the pet, playing with it would act as a stress buster & would eventually help me concentrate on my studies.Get a pet? Now? What am I, seven? Funny but when we were watching DISCOVERY the previous night, she never thought of buying the latest i-pod or the new XBOX-360 that was shown. Get a PET!!!!!You see I am not an animal person. Though Garfield, TOP CAT and SILVESTER are really cool cartoon characters, I hate cats. They are the second most selfish creatures on earth…first being me offcourse. They like to be pampered only when they are in a mood to get mollycoddled. Worst thing about them is that they will damage your stuff and yet you can’t do anything about it since there is that innocence in their eyes. So getting a cat is totally out of question. Read more:PEEVE
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CHRONICLES OF ‘CAR’NIA - the robot, the glitch and the hard-luck!!! 2007-06-13 23:48:00 In my four years of engineering, the only thing that I really enjoyed was participating in LEVEL-I robotics competitions at ‘TECH-FESTS’ in various engineering colleges all over Mumbai. Although these were “national level events”, most of the teams that took part were from Mumbai’s colleges itself. What was so interesting about this robotics competition was the fact that it was the only means by which I could learn new stuff, get new ideas about engineering field, gain some practical knowledge and catch up with old friends who often come to such events. These events always had big prize money and winner’s certificates (extra curricular activities make an engineer’s profile stronger) to lure me to enter the competition and it also allowed me to participate in ‘bird-watching activity’, something that I could not pursue in my penitentiary. The unfortunate few who are into engineering know what these events are like. For those who are not, here goes:- A ROBOT in Read more:glitch
Platform 2007-10-30 03:27:00 Overview of the story:Two gujju crime fighters who foil peteboy and bakwas’s plan to cut a day of college (and still make it for college assembly).Act 1 (Depot to station)Scene 1Location: Railway stationIn spite of it being a early yet gloomy Monday morning our tireless Gujju Gaandaa fighters keep vigil…for there is a scare…somewhere there is a child who is not able to mug 3 pages of utter nonsense….some where ….an adolescent wants to bunk college…and at their homes….peteboy and bakwas…aren’t able to figure out Prof. Chous notes!! BEWARE: Of the lanky super heroes: Jindal and Vijjal. Jindal who, when angered looks at the heavens and lets out what we call THE SILENT KILLER rendering any living being gasping for anything less odiferous. Legend has it H2S runs for the hills when THE SILENT KILLER escapes the Great Divide. Vijjal who when annoyed grasps real hard to his Red Pen – Green Pen and lets the MOTORMOUTH loose!! Shudder run down the spines of the non-muggu’s Read more:Platform
MASTER & THE CONUNDRUM - I 2007-12-22 12:00:00 It has been a while since I posted anything here. In fact, it has been a while since either of us posted anything here. I assume most of you know that I was kicked out of the house way back in August. My homies were obviously tired of entertaining me for last 20 something years & knowing that my dismal performance in studies led to abysmal performance in job related interviews; the only logical choice was to punish me for my deeds. A brief meeting was called sometime last year & it was decided that the only way in which I could redeem myself was by pursuing further education & by that they meant a masters' degree not just from anywhere but a Masters from a country which God always blesses - America!Fast-forward 1 year & here I am in some University in some state of US of A.Before sending me off though, there were words of advice from my family.My parents told me to study hard & reminded me how expensive education in the States is so it would be better if I coul
As things are 2008-06-17 13:14:00 Ever heard this one, “do well in your class 10 exams and your life will be a bed of roses” or “do well in your class 12 exams and your life…” or “do well in college and your…”? Anybody who has passed class 12 has definitely figured that all this is a whole bunch of baloney! Trust me; it takes much more than that to get to that bed of roses, no Peteboy I’m not talking about the ty Read more:things
MISSION IS-THAT-BULL (CRAP)??? 2008-07-30 05:37:00 First thing’s first.A) I’d like to thank Bakwaas & Pete for this super opportunity. I am truly honored.B) I am not a movie critic. A Hindi movie critic is one who loves all SRK flicks & gives them a 5-star rating. I hate SRK.C) I am just a huge Hollywood movie buff who thinks that he has seen enough quality flicks and thus can easily point out which part of a Hindi flick is “inspired
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