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Dina Lohan: The Reality Show Pimptress 2008-03-09 18:28:04 You know, I am disgusted at this Ali Lohan
and this “reality” show called, Living Lohan, with her mom, Dina.
Instead of “Pimp my Ride”, we’ve turned into “Pimp My Life & Kids”?
All this double talk about protecting Ali and then tossing her out there looking like an adult.
Look at Ali Lohan in those pics. Does [...]
Rihanna: Makes a plain sweatshirt look “Hot”! 2008-03-09 17:28:56 Even a plain gray, off-the-shoulder sweatshirt and jeans look great on Rihanna
.
She tries to jet pass the photogs, leaving the nightclub, Paper, in London.
Source
Worst Hair of the Day (3/8): J.Lo Hair-Do “Don’t” 2008-03-08 21:03:02 It may look nice from the front. I can’t tell.
But it certainly looks bad from this angle.
She looks like a witch from an epic adventure.
Or maybe this is a reject costume from her movie, The Cell.
Jennifer Lopez is usually a dependable fashionista, but I guess she had a bad day.
[...]
Sloppy Celebrity Pic of the day: Mary-Kate’s Homeless Chic 2008-03-08 20:51:55 What’s up with this?
Where in the heck could she be running off to?
Lunch? Shopping? In that?
Looks like she fell asleep, woke up to an important call, rolled out of bed to rush off…somewhere.
Mary-Kate Olsen knows better than to look this bad in public. Duh!
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What not to Wear To your Prom: Paris Shows You! 2008-03-08 20:16:11 I really wore a dress like this… when I was 15.
It’s a little costume-like and certainly not glamourous to wear on the red carpet.
Cute Paris
, but save this one for playing dress-up.
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What not to Wear: To your Wedding! 2008-03-08 09:18:13 I have a couple of photo series, but my FAVE is my “What Not To Wear to your…” Series.
Since Prom is coming, I though it would be fitting to show some “not so glam” prom dresses/gowns. Maybe it will help steer you in the “right” direction.
Let’s kick it off with this “sports jersey gone [...]
10 Names Women Hate To Be Called 2008-03-12 09:19:37 I will be the first to say that I use these words here on my blog to make a point.
I hate to have to use them, but they do mean what they mean.
For instance, if an actress or singer is engaging in “hoochie” behavior, then I will call it out.
According to the Urban Dictionary a [...] Read more:Names
, Women
10 Fashion Essentials I Swear By: #8- It’s a Wrap…Dress! 2008-03-11 23:06:22 I tend to like things that are low maintanence.
My other fashion essentials are real no brainers. Flat front pants and pumps.
Now, the wrap dress. How easy is this.
This dress fits any size. Plus or Misses.
This dress looks great on every shape. Voluptuous and busty to thin and minimal and all in between.
Talk about wash and [...] Read more:Essentials
, Fashion
, Swear
Keisha Knight Pulliam: From “Rudy” to “Booty” 2008-03-11 22:05:40 Alright. I am not going to rag on KeishaKnight
Pulliam…much.
There she is in all her beauty. She is very pretty.
Again, you know I don’t like the hoochie look.
But on a hoochie scale from 1 to 10…this rates about a 6. It certainly could be worse.
From “Rudy”…
To Booty…
What do Snoop Dogg & Gilligan’s Island have in common? 2008-03-11 16:37:46 Mary Jane, of course. You know… the kind you smoke…
The innocent looking doobie smoking Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on the classic T.V. show Gilligan
’s Island
was arrested when she “was busted with marijuana in her car after driving home from her birthday party in Idaho — and she’s 69!”
“A search produced four [...] Read more:Snoop
, Snoop Dogg
Sloppy Celebrity Pic of the day: Mary-Kate Olsen, Again. 2008-03-11 12:40:03 Does any one notice that Mary-Kate seems depressed?
“Depression Hurts”.
I am not a doctor, but look at her.
Her body language, the fact that she smokes, she’s had eating disorders, her straggly hair, unkept public appearance…
I mean, something is wrong.
She looks like she has a broken heart. I don’t see Ashley looking this way.
She certainly does [...] Read more:Again
, Celebrity
, Olsen
17 Extra Smoking Celebrities 2008-03-10 20:38:44 I hate to burst the bubble for some folks, but here are more of your fave actors and actresses who like lighting it up.
You can tell when people smoke or have smoked because their skin looks dried up by the time they are 40.
They can just cover up the dryness with $100 skin moisturizer.
1. [...] Read more:Celebrities
, Extra
, Smoking
Ghetto Pic of the day: The Li’l Mariah Carey Doll 2008-03-09 23:18:11 I don’t understand why MariahCarey
doesn’t dress age appropriate.
I mean, have fun with your look sometimes, but this throw back to nursery school is awful.
I think a woman should leave something to the imagination and not let it ALL hang out.
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, Mariah Carey
What Not To Wear: Too Much Booty For Those Jeans 2008-03-15 02:03:23 An excerpt from the book, She So Ghetto: What U Need 2 Know 2 Go From Hood Rat-2-Social Butterfly, by Seriously McMillan.
“I am talking about the butts. The boo-tay. It’s crazy what some people try stuffing into a pair of jeans. Thick butts, big butts, round butts. Sometimes you see that [...] Read more:Jeans
20 Seconds of Stupid: Ghetto Booty 2008-03-14 20:59:29 Really, I post these on my blog because of the following:
1. Total shock with a splash of “damn”.
2. Total shock with a hint of “Damn, they’re stupid.”
3. 10% Total shock and 90% “”how awful that they demean women…and they are women.”
We don’t all do stupid crap like this for the masses. Thank Goodness.
[...] Read more:Ghetto
, Seconds
, Stupid
Sloppy Celebrity Pic of the day: Why, Mary-Kate????? 2008-03-14 20:28:12 I am telling you guys…
It’s Mary-Kate Olsen, again. She’s been sloppy before.
Something is wrong here!!!
She looks awful and sad. And, so do her clothes and hair.
What happened to that perky t’ween she used to be? Read more:Celebrity
10 Fashion Essentials I Swear By: #7- The Button Down 2008-03-14 20:16:24 Every one needs, at least, these 5 styles of button downs.
1. A classic white button down. Cotton is preferable.
2. A blouse in a light, billowy fabric. Try a sexy satin or check out the blouse with the pouf sleeves. Totally retro, but nice.
3. A fitted button down with a stripe print.
4. A fitted button down [...] Read more:Essentials
, Fashion
, Swear
Up Next: 2 Reporters “Crank Dat” on the Air… 2008-03-14 09:49:57 This is the most ghetto news report I have ever seen.
What the hell are they doing this for?
Traffic.
Weather.
Sports and Soulja Boy.
They are two dummies. Read more:Crank
, Reporters
Ghetto+Google=Gizoogle: Should I Laugh Or Cry? 2008-03-17 14:24:07 So, I stumbled somehow on this website called “Gizoogle”.
It’s the “Google
” of the ghetto. This is a non-profit website and are not affiliated with google in any way.
You put in text and it translates your words into ghetto “jive” also known as ebonics, which is supposed to be funny, right?
For example:
Here’s Gizoogles’ version of [...] Read more:Ghetto
Halle Berry: A Berry Baby Girl 2008-03-17 02:05:26 Finally…
HalleBerry
is now an official “baby mama”.
With no plans to “make an honest woman” of herself by getting married, Halle and baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, are “commited” to each other.
Halle has gave birth to a baby girl on 3/16/08. But, those [...] Read more:Halle Berry
Hip-Hop Hookers, Singing Strippers, Screenwriting Exotic Dancers 2008-03-16 11:07:09 Hookers.
Strippers
.
Exotic Dancers
.
Seems like this is the way in to the mainstream these days.
I am trying to figure out how to break into this infamy. As you read quite often, I talk about my book: She So Ghetto-What U Need 2 Know 2 Go From Hood Rat 2 Social Butterfly.
I want to know. What [...] Read more:Singing
How Ghetto Is that?: Writing a fake memoir & getting on Oprah 2008-03-16 02:35:14 Praised as “humane and deeply affecting” by The New York Times’ Michiko Kakutani, the memoir had a first printing of 24,000, and about 19,000 had been shipped. Sales figures were unavailable; as of Monday night, the book ranked No. 450 on Amazon.com.
Drugs, foster care, gangs and being biracial were the compelling topics of the latest [...] Read more:Ghetto
, Oprah
Obama, Wright and Race 2008-03-19 16:43:22 Here’s a rant…
Are we voting for Obama
or Wright
?
I want to know the names of all your friends who have ever made a racist comment in the past 20 years, even though you disagreed.
And I want to tell all your other friends that you have a friend that made racist comments in the past 20 [...]
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