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Find a Reason to Smile More with Fun Sites 2008-03-08 04:05:00 by: Diana DanielsAre we losing out the fun from our lives? Is the mad rat race squeezing out the humor from our lives? Humor is the all essential ingredient for leading a healthy, positive life.The monotony of existence, the same old routine of everyday-sprinkle humor onto it and the drudgery of life becomes more bearable. When we are hanging out with friends and having a good laugh, for those few precious moments we are able to leave behind all the worries, pains, and pressures of existence. So what do you do when you are badly in need of a good laugh? As it is the medium we turn to for almost everything, the answer here is again the internet. And the internet has plenty of sites that will bring an instant smile to your faces. Fun sites, as they are categorized as, are a treasure trove of Read more:Reason
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Does Good Luck Believe In You? 2008-03-08 03:22:00 By: Knight Pierce HirstFour leaf clovers, rabbits' feet, horse shoes - some people think these are good luck. I thought a toy mouse was good luck until I lost it. Then I asked myself how I could have the misfortune to lose something that was meant to bring me good fortune. Now people bring me good fortune - especially when they wash the dishes, do the laundry or let me sleep late.A shirt, a tie, a hat - some people have lucky clothes. They wear these clothes on job interviews, to the race track and on blind dates. If people wore their wedding clothes on their anniversaries, I wonder if the divorce rate would go down.According to feng shui, people can do things to their homes to attract good energy. Painting the front door red is meant to bring you money and keeping the toilet cover down is
How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots 2008-03-04 02:49:00 by: Ben GoodeAre the idiots in your life driving you crazy? Do you often feel like you are surrounded by idiots? Have you ever wondered if YOU are an idiot? Do the idiotic C.Y.A. instructions on the packaging of most products you buy these days make you feel like the world must think you are an idiot?The following article contains lessons on stupidity. They cover things you should pretty much never do. There are many, many more lessons we could add, such as not floating face down in the septic tank or not applying your own tattoo with a wood burner and lead-based house paint, but these are normally material for a post-graduate stupidity course. You probably shouldn't attempt to comprehend these high-level concepts until you have mastered the more basic skills.Experience has shown that the Read more:Idiots
Find a Reason to Smile More with Fun Sites 2008-03-04 02:37:00 by: Diana DanielsAre we losing out the fun from our lives? Is the mad rat race squeezing out the humor from our lives? Humor is the all essential ingredient for leading a healthy, positive life.The monotony of existence, the same old routine of everyday-sprinkle humor onto it and the drudgery of life becomes more bearable. When we are hanging out with friends and having a good laugh, for those few precious moments we are able to leave behind all the worries, pains, and pressures of existence. So what do you do when you are badly in need of a good laugh? As it is the medium we turn to for almost everything, the answer here is again the internet. And the internet has plenty of sites that will bring an instant smile to your faces. Fun sites, as they are categorized as, are a treasure trove of Read more:Reason
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How and When To Make Humour at Work! 2008-02-26 01:33:00 by: Lionel EstridgeA good laugh will do wonders for you as smiling and laughing lowers your stress levels, wins you a friendly reputation, and helps your usually tense co-workers and bosses to relax.Humour
on the job will do a lot for your career, but there are a number of things you need to know about laughter and humour in the place of work.Feeling good and having humour in our lives can do wonders for our position and productivity, which means that there is definitely a place for some humour on the job. Having a smiling face will help your co-workers and supervisors feel better being around you, and you may well end up reaping rewards by laughing more in the workplace. But you need to know how to apply humour in your work environment.Laughing has been proven to be a huge stress reliever
Your Sense of Humor and Financial Freedom! 2008-02-26 01:26:00 By: Kathy Bibby "A sense of humor is a sense of proportion."-- a real wise dude!One of the elements that humor and financial freedom both require is a flexible consciousness -- the ability to adopt and release and compare different viewpoints -- or points of view.The more we know ourselves as the Spiritual Beings we truly are, the easier it is to begin to PLAY with viewpoints -- to not take ANY viewpoint as gospel -- even our own!!! Believing that you're already wealthy will enhance your prosperity viewpoint.When we can do this, we will develop a greater sense of humor AND we will exponentially expand our access to the abundant flow that is inherent in Life itself.So … HOW do we begin to do this, or do this more consciously?One thing I have found really helpful is to be committed to STOP Read more:Financial
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Want to Make Your Life Easier? Learn to Laugh More! 2008-02-25 01:47:00 Submitted by emsiChicago, IL - No one can deny that we live in stressful times—on a global scale and in most of our personal lives. The turmoil of everyday life can take a toll on us both physically and emotionally. No wonder we snap at the cashier in the grocery store or feel a compelling urge to ram our cars into the jerk that cut us off on the highway. The tension we let fester inside amplifies the minor problems we face everyday. So what’s the solution? Learn to laugh more. Seriously. Laughter is a proven antidote to stress hormones and it can help make the most difficult situations feel a little more tolerable.Pamela Aye Simon, a Masters Level Registered Dietitian, Lifestyle Coach and author of the newly released “Book of Blah: Random Thoughts for Boring Days” (Warren Publishi Read more:Life Easier
Free Trivia Questions And Answers From Trivia By Dawggone 2008-02-25 01:11:00 Submitted by deannamascleQuestion: What creature can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light?Answer: GoldfishInteresting Fact: The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light. The goldfish was one of the earliest fish to be domesticated and is still one of the most commonly kept aquarium fish and water garden fish. A relatively small member of the carp family, the goldfish is a domesticated version of a dark-gray/brown carp native to East Asia. It was first domesticated in China and introduced to Europe in the late 17th century. Goldfish may grow to a maximum length of 23 inches and a maximum weight of 9.9 pounds. The oldest recorded goldfish lived to 49 years, but most household goldfish generally live only six to eight years. A group of goldfis Read more:Trivia
Cognitive-behavioral Therapy's Answer to Panic Attacks 2008-04-08 21:49:00 By: George EddyPeople who suffer from panic attacks experience symptoms such as heart palpitations, sweating, loss of control, feelings of impending doom, disorientation, and feeling trapped. Although those who suffer from this disorder feel debilitated, it is one of the most manageable syndromes to treat through the use of cognitive-behavioral therapy.When people first come for cognitive-behavioral therapy, they may indicate that they have received prior counseling, have made innumerable visits to doctors, and have been treated in emergency rooms for symptoms associated with their anxiety. Patients are usually desperate for answers to alleviate their on-going struggle with panic. Patients are relieved to know that their symptoms are treatable through the use of cognitive-behavioral therap Read more:Cognitive
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Funny Jokes and Humor 2008-04-08 21:26:00 By: George EddyHumor
is an essential part of our lives, is as necessary as all other fuzzy emotions such as love, anger, etc. It dictates how comfortable we feel at our workplace, with a person we just met and how much money we make (in some cases!). The truth is that without humor we are as good as dead. Humor brightens our day and changes our entire perspective about our daily routines in a second. Yes, that's the power of humor, it is so big that the entertainment industry is currently is above the real estate market (as far as earnings), but don't take my word for it, look it up!. A decent comedian in comedy central makes more money than a mortgage broker without having all the work related stress.Now that we have established that humor is great, an important part of our lives and big Read more:Funny
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A Sense of Humor Increases Creativity 2008-04-08 21:20:00 Author: Steve GillmanDoes a sense of humor make for a more creative mind? Perhaps. There are certainly many creative and intelligent people who also like to have a good laugh. Consider the following two examples.American physicist Richard Feynman was a joint recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1965, for his work on quantum electrodynamics. He is credited with the concept and early exploration of quantum computing. He also had a very well developed sense of humor. Here is how he is described in Wikipedia: "As well as being an inspirational lecturer, bongo player, notorious practical joker, and decipherer of Maya hieroglyphs, Richard Feynman was regarded as an eccentric and a free spirit. He liked to pursue multiple seemingly independent paths, such as biology, art, percussion, and lo Read more:Creativity
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Russell Peters – A Comedy style that creates the newest Cultural Laugh-In. Laughter the Best Medicine Especially Laughing at Yourself 2008-04-16 05:52:00 by: Carl Chesal“And what is your background, Pinky?” RussellPeters
looked directly at me from the stage at Yuk-Yuks in Ottawa Ontario at the 8 pm Saturday, Sept 9th show.I was wearing a blue shirt, so I wasn't getting the 'Pinky' comment until my wife, Janet, pointed out that I was all red-in-the face from laughing. Hey, we were seated center stage right in front of the microphone, so we knew we were potential targets for Russell's smooth and engaging wit. I was mentally prepared. Not! I blurted out, “Czech European Cape Bretoner!”Did I just say that? Not even a sentence! Now it was out there for Russell Peters to mould into an interactive dialogue about “rouge children”, “dirty Czech talk” and “hitting people in the face with a fish if I was an angry Cape Bretoner” Read more:Comedy
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Laughter, Why It's so Good for You 2008-04-16 05:23:00 by: Dianne WandruffFor hundreds of years, we've known that 'Laughter is the best medicine'. Laughter makes you feel good for a reason. The physiological effects on your body are amazing. For example: Laughter reduces levels of certain stress hormones. It provides a safety valve that shuts off the flow of stress hormones and the fight-or-flight compounds that come into action in times of trouble, or hostility or rage. Laughter boosts the immune system because when you're in a state of mirth, natural killer cells that destroy tumors and viruses increase. It basically brings balance to all the components of the immune system. Laughter can be a total body workout! Do you often feel exhausted after a bout of contagious giggling? This is because you have just had an aerobic workout. Blood pres
Find a Reason to Smile More with Fun Sites 2008-04-16 04:54:00 By: George EddyAre we losing out the fun from our lives? Is the mad rat race squeezing out the humor from our lives? Humor is the all essential ingredient for leading a healthy, positive life.The monotony of existence, the same old routine of everyday-sprinkle humor onto it and the drudgery of life becomes more bearable. When we are hanging out with friends and having a good laugh, for those few precious moments we are able to leave behind all the worries, pains, and pressures of existence. So what do you do when you are badly in need of a good laugh? As it is the medium we turn to for almost everything, the answer here is again the internet. And the internet has plenty of sites that will bring an instant smile to your faces. Fun sites, as they are categorized as, are a treasure trove of h Read more:Reason
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Top 10 Reasons To Be In Love 2008-04-20 01:58:00 Submitted By: Sherry Morganisted is a unique and funny top 10 list of reasons to be in love. All of them are true, and hilarious. 10. If you act interested in what he is saying, the more attention you get. 9. You learn just how... rewarding... it is when someone blocks out your blabbering and the only words they respond with are "yes dear", "of course", "why not" and "go ahead". (Especially after you discover the trend!) 8. You learn that it is okay to snuggle, nuzzle and kiss cute animals, especially if she finds it adorable. 7. The more you teach her, the more she becomes like the guys... the more you get to show her off! 6. You can use her as an excuse to watch the new chick flick you have kind of been wanting to see. Okay, okay, you have been dying to see. 5. Shopping is always more fu Read more:Reasons
Serious Dieting Tips, Humorous Explanations 2008-04-19 23:48:00 by: David LeonhardtA few months ago, I set out to lose 22.6 pounds, then to put back on at least half of it. Huh? Anybody who's ever found herself stuck on a yo-yo diet is probably thinking that I am either crazy or planning way too hard for the inevitable yo-yo heartaches. However, my plan is more sneaky than that. First, I want to lose this rubber tire I've been carrying around my waist. Have you ever gotten stuck inside a rubber tire? It's not a pretty site. Then, I want to put back some of that weight in the form of muscle. It's my grand master plan to change my shape from looking like a silly pear to looking like an upside down silly pear. Will it work? I think I have the "silly" part figured out. And so far, I have lost14.6 pounds, but I think I really lost a few more, because I ha Read more:Dieting
Squat Toilets Are Not Meant For Women Over 30! 2008-04-20 02:15:00 Submitted By: Dodie Cross At my age I thought I'd seen it all. But, after living in Thailand for a year I gave thanks to my mother for seeing that I was potty-trained in the good ole' U.S. of A. A few days after arriving in Bangkok, I was shopping at Robinson's Department Store. I'd been having some bladder problems, and as many 50-something women find, their lower internal organs begin to drop, droop, sag, bag and demand attention; and we don't ignore it when we feel the familiar sign of wet knickers. I spotted the unisex sign for "Toilet." I'd heard rumors about squat toilets; thankfully my hotel was kind enough to offer sparkly white Western sit-down toilets. Dare I try this? Logic told me to head back to my hotel, but I had to weigh the time it would take in a tuk-tuk (picture a motorc Read more:Women
World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories! 2008-04-20 02:11:00 Submitted By: Lyall Cresswellhether it’s down to lack of sleep, a comical attitude or a desire for distractions on a long journey, for some reason lorries and lorry drivers have been the focus of many of the craziest news stories over the last few years. Here is a countdown of the top 10! # 10 Fast food attack on ‘go slow’ doctor (Czech Republic) An Austrian doctor lodged a complaint after a lorry driver threw a cheeseburger at him for driving too slowly. But police told Hannes Kohl, from Vienna, that burger throwing was not an offence. He was hit on the head by the cheeseburger thrown by an overtaking lorry driver through his open car window. Dr Kohl, who was on his way to a medical congress in the Czech Republic, said: ‘I was going slowly but that was no excuse for this outrageou Read more:Silly
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Serious Dieting Tips, Humorous Explanations 2008-05-08 02:21:00 by: David LeonhardtA few months ago, I set out to lose 22.6 pounds, then to put back on at least half of it. Huh? Anybody who's ever found herself stuck on a yo-yo diet is probably thinking that I am either crazy or planning way too hard for the inevitable yo-yo heartaches. However, my plan is more sneaky than that. First, I want to lose this rubber tire I've been carrying around my waist. Have you ever gotten stuck inside a rubber tire? It's not a pretty site. Then, I want to put back some of that weight in the form of muscle. It's my grand master plan to change my shape from looking like a silly pear to looking like an upside down silly pear. Will it work? I think I have the "silly" part figured out. And so far, I have lost14.6 pounds, but I think I really lost a few more, because I Read more:Dieting
A Humorous Bow Hunting Story 2008-05-08 02:19:00 by: Patty PinkertonA man and his friend were bow hunting elk in the Colorado mountains near Stoner Colorado. They rode their horse's from early morning until late evening. The high mountain terrain was very rough with tree's blown down and large boulders in the path. Their horse's had to step very carefully or chance breaking a leg.With no sign of any elk the man told his friend that the elk must have all moved to the lower country. They decided to go down and try again the next day. The next morning the man and his friend decided to hunt closer to the town of Stoner.They hunted most of the morning with no luck, the sky was clear and it was a beautiful day. As they got closer to the black top highway they saw a herd of cow elk. In the middle of the herd was the biggest bull elk you ever sa
The Eat Less Diet 2008-05-20 23:29:00 by: Steven ParksMy name is Steven Parks and I live in Denton, Texas. I am the creator of “The Eat Less Diet.” I came up with this concept years ago and copywrited it because I really think it has potential as a book, a calendar, an e-book, or just a simple common sense idea. What I am really trying to do is find a publisher, author, agent, grandmother, queen, prince, duchess, ex-duchess, or an
Mahmoud And The Talking Camel 2008-05-20 23:21:00 by: Tom AtteaMahmoud
Ahmadinejad, the feisty and foolish President of Iran, was coming back from one of his frequent addresses to students, who always agree with him 100%, when a camel walked out onto the road his limo was zipping along.“Look, a camel,” called his perceptive driver, slamming on the brakes.“Just give him a minute,” Mahmoud observed sagely, “and I’m sure he’ll cross th Read more:Camel
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Ghost story 2008-05-30 04:12:00 Jack Dolittle, in spite of his name, had done everything. He was in hand-to-hand combat in the jungles of Vietnam. He fought as a mercenary for whoever would hire him in several of the brush-fire wars that have plagued the last half of the twentieth century. Tiring of war, he started a thriving import/export company that made him a millionaire several times over when he sold it to a mu Read more:Ghost
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Lawyer Jokes 2008-05-30 04:04:00 What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?God doesn't think he's a lawyer. What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?A leech quits sucking your blood after you die. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?A vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer points. Read more:Jokes
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stupid criminal 2008-05-30 03:51:00 After a laborious two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?" "Yes, your honor," the foreman responded, "We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts
A Humorous Bow Hunting Story 2008-05-30 03:35:00 by: Patty PinkertonA man and his friend were bow hunting elk in the Colorado mountains near Stoner Colorado. They rode their horse's from early morning until late evening. The high mountain terrain was very rough with tree's blown down and large boulders in the path. Their horse's had to step very carefully or chance breaking a leg.With no sign of any elk the man told his friend that the elk must
Advice to King Dave of the Isle of Man 2008-05-30 03:33:00 by: Louis Rosas-Guyon IIITo HM King David of the Isle of Mann (or Man), cousin to Queen Elizabeth II, come forth, I, your Not-So-Humble Servant to render such Wisdom as I can…For about ten minutes today, David Howe, a 38 year old businessman from Maryland commanded the front page on FoxNews.Com with the story of his Coronation. In 2006 some Brit genealogist called to tell him that he might have
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