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Letter of Intent... 2008-03-06 08:47:00 It was not something I wanted to do but they pushed me and pushed me until finally I had no choice..
There was a meeting in the kitchen..
Three present and counting. One exhausted, frustrated, unappreciated mom and two skulking scared boys...
I gave them both copies for which they signed for so that there is no "But I didn't know!" plea's later on.
The document in question is an official Read more:Intent
, Letter
Sigh Of Relief 2008-03-06 01:22:00 There I was thinking that my period was a week late. There I was thinking I'd have two anklebiters under the age of two years old. There I was thinking that The Boyfriend would freak out and leave me to be a single parent. There I was thinking I'd have to go through the whole morning sickness party again.
But I can breathe a sigh of relief. I'm not a parent-in-waiting-for-the-second time. Nope.
Before I was saddled to something that would grow into a wine-chugging maniac 2008-03-05 09:48:00 I was young
I was fulfilled
I was happy
All this was delusional
I had dreams to become an international author, living in The Sudan.
I went to war torn zones to check out human rot without worrying about my safety
I didn’t have to like The Dingbat because Id didn’t need a cheap baby sitter.
My father was convinced I was a virgin.
The Dingbat didn’t think it’s OK to talk to me about sex, Read more:something
Badness Pays Off 2008-03-05 02:46:00 The mommies of this blog are thrilled to be a finalist in the SA Blog Awards 2008. In the Best Group Blog category. Thanks to those who nominated us!! And to those who didn't, boo to you. You have the chance to make up for it, by voting for us now! Go here, and vote your asses off! You know our badness deserves it! Bad Mommies who are also finalists in other categories:Expensive Mistakes and
SA Blog awards - My Vote Is IN!! 2008-03-05 02:06:00 How about you? And you? And ... hey ... you ... hiding behind the curtain? Where's YOUR'S???
The Kid Got His Shots Yesterday 2008-03-05 00:10:00 And has been unbearably miserable ever since. Took him to the Baby Clinic to get his vaccination boosters, and to get a check up and get weighed.
He's a whopping 7.4 kg and only 16 weeks old. He didn't cry much when he got the injection, but when we got home, all hell broke loose. He woke up hot, he woke up because he was too cold, he woke up because his dummy fell out his mouth, because he Read more:Yesterday
Restless Before, Restless After 2008-03-04 18:05:00 Before I was a mom…
I thought I was “busy”. HA!
Before I was a mom…
I thought being a mom would be easy. Now, I realize it is anything but.
Before I was a mom…
I thought when I became a mom, I would turn into this all-knowing, mature “woman”. Now I realize I know less than I thought I did before and act more immature than my 18 month old daughter. Boy, do I feel sorry for her -
Before I was a Read more:Restless
Before I was a Mommy I fit into size 0 clothes.... 2008-03-04 08:01:00 and could fly anywhere I wanted to be, propelled only by the power of my mind, and I had a million rainbow ponies who would do whatever I asked....
Okay, so the clothes were size 6 (South African) and the flying and ponies might have been Vodka-induced hallucinations, but still. I was seriously cool before I was a Mommy
...
Before I was a Mommy..... I spent several weeks in complete denial
Before Sweets was a mommy~ 2008-03-04 06:45:00 Before I was a mommy…I had the body of a goddess…*sigh* I think I’ll go sit in the corner and cry some...
Before I was a mommy…I thought I would be such a cool mom, haha very funny... I don’t know if I’m a cool mom or not, but for some reason it doesn’t bother me, I have to do right by them, so if that makes me unpopular, lovin’ it !
Before I was a mommy…I slept thought the night and would not Read more:Sweets
Before Boobah came along... 2008-03-03 04:43:00 ...I slept whenever I felt like it. I had afternoon naps. I went to bed late and I woke up even later. Now I don't have that luxury anymore.
...I was a very selfish person. My whole world only revolved around me. Now, I'm still a selfish person, my world just revolves around Boobah.
...Little things used to bother me. Now, I couldn't care less about the little things.
...I never planned ahead. Read more:along
Before I Was A Mommy... 2008-03-03 02:27:00 Before I was a mommy...I never thought I had any sort of maternal instinct. Other people's children freaked me out. And still kinda do. Before I was a mommy....I thought I couldn't have children. When I found out I was pregnant, I considered abortion. But then I remembered that I was apparently unable to have children, and that this one must indeed be a miracle, and how can I destroy a miracle? Read more:Mommy
The Early Bird Gets the Bacon 2008-03-03 01:51:00 This is some interesting homework, Exmi (oh, yes, I've totally given you a nickname) - I can't wait to see what everyone else says...
Before I was a mom, I craved it and never thought it was going to happen. As soon as I gave up, it did.
Before I was a mom, I withdrew from life's disappointments by getting high in some way (drugs, booze, sex, shopping, pure manically-induced moments). Now, I Read more:Bacon
, Early
Meme For Bad Mommies 2008-03-03 01:16:00 On account of how Sheena has been missing from Bloggerama recently, I have decided to set the homework this week. In case she has forgotten. So here we all are.
This week's homework is something a little different. I have grown tired of the 'Questions & Answers Format'.
It's called.... "Before I Was A Mommy....." and I was inspired by "Shelled & Deshelled".
So click the link. (Here's another
Let Go, Let TV 2008-03-02 22:22:00 This is a post from my Restless Blog I thought was a good "bad mommy" entry:
I'm SO tired. It's 8:00 pm Sunday eve. it's been a LONG weekend, and my husband's at work. My daughter needs attention (as most normal kids do); I played with her a bit, tried to draw with her, "read" with her some - but finally kind of gave up. Quite frankly, I just don't have it in me anymore tonight. Because she's
I Almost Forgot 2008-03-02 05:46:00 That I still had to do my own homework... so I'm just scraping in under the wire here!
1. Do you remember a particular incident or moment from your own childhood that has influenced the way you raise your offspring?
There were one or two occasions when I was in primary school that my mommy darling said “why can’t you be more like…” We argued about it once, and she never did it again that I can Read more:Almost
Introducing LunaNik 2008-03-01 11:53:00 As a newly appointed Bad Mommy contributer I'm doing the obligatory getting to know you meme. So here goes:
1. Post a picture of your kids. Check. See above. That pic is a coupla months old, but it's the newest pic I have of the two of them together. I know, I'm totally a bad mommy. But that's why I'm here. Heh.
2. Tell us all 3 things we wouldn't know about you. ** 1 ** I got pregnant with Read more:Introducing
Boobah's Moms' Answers to Angels' Homework Questions 2008-02-28 03:07:00 1. Do you remember a particular incident or moment from your own childhood that has influenced the way you raise your offspring?
I am quite happy with the way I was brought up, so there's not much I want to change. My mom never just said "No" or "Because I said so". She always gave us a reason for why we weren't allowed to do something. So I'd like to keep that.
One thing I will try change Read more:Angels
, Homework
Bad Mommies... Meet Boobah! 2008-02-27 23:00:00 Hi Everyone!
I'm hapiness to introduce my little Boobah to all of you. As I've been rquested and seen all of you do too, here is my introduction bit:
1. Post a picture of your kid(s).
I have only one baby-person - Boobah. He is the love of my life, (even though he screamed his head off and didn't wanne play by himself from 4:30 am this morning) and the reason I breathe everyday.
2. Tell
Introducing....the Restless Housewife 2008-02-27 15:23:00 Hi y'all! This looks so fun!
O.K., so for anyone reading this that doesn't know what I'm doing...this is my official Introduction assigned to me by "The Bad Mommy Blog". I look at it as being initiated into a club. It feels more...mysterious.
1. Post a picture of your kid(s).
This I will have to pass on. I don't feel comfortable with the idea of a picture of my 18 month old daughter floating Read more:Housewife
, Introducing
, Restless
A close shave 2008-02-27 06:57:00 [this is a duplicate from my blog]
Black as White: Chapter 25 - A benediction
The humming machines, surrounding the sleeping and heavily bandaged child are starting to get to the woman who sits typing away on her computer and she frowns a little looking over at the man who sits close to the bed, holding the sleeping child’s hand in his and looking tortured.
It’s been a trying couple of days. Read more:shave
I was an arsonist in my youth 2008-02-27 02:11:00 1. Do you remember a particular incident or moment from your own childhood that has influenced the way you raise your offspring?
I’ve kept matches away from her. When I was 6 I lit a match that razed someone’s house to the ground. It was not pleasant, even The Bells (my father) who loves me dearly, and always protected me from my crazy Dingbat (my mother) watched grimly while she tanned my hide. Read more:youth
Not so much bad, as stupid 2008-03-12 03:30:00 Last week Friday, I had a really stupid mommy moment.
I go off to fetch Ciara from school, and arrive promptly at 12:30 when all the short ones are leaving for the day.
So I wait and wait, and then wait some more and still no sign of Ms. Ciara anywhere. So when I am the last-lone momma I decide that maybe she went off to aftercare.
I walk up to the cafeteria (which coincidentally is 400 miles
Way late, but wha-eva 2008-03-11 04:48:00 Hiya BM readers!
It's been a LOOONG while since I pulled my finger out me bum and posted here. I'm going to do a two in one if you don't mind? You don't? How fabulous of you.
Before I was a Momma:
I had legs half the size that they are nowThere was no facial hair needing to be waxed/veeted/plucked as there is nowI was a rebelleous little bitch of a teenager who thought her own brain was worthy
Letters Into the Future 2008-03-10 23:51:00 This week's homework takes the form of a letter.
You will write this letter to your kid(s), with the intention that he/she will receive it on an important milestone in their life.
This milestone can be anything - an age (16/18/21), an event (passing their drivers' licence, sex for the first time, going away to college....) or any time in the future you think is appropriate.
"Letters
are among Read more:Future
Better late than never . . . 2008-03-10 03:08:00 Late, but done. . .
Before I was a mom . . .
I had thin easy to handle hair.It was easy to loose my winter weight without exercising.I had no sense of purpose.I don’t know what I did with my time.I knew that I would be a kick-ass mom :-)I never felt fear the way I feel it now.I could go to the loo by myself.I never knew what real love was.
My list is pretty short. Other than my extreme lack of
Before I was a Mommy Homework 2008-03-10 00:49:00 Because I've always had trouble turning assignments in on time...
Before I was a mommy:
I could mainline tequila and sleep off my hangover 'til 6pm the next day.
I put on makeup and let my hair hand long down my back.
I spent my extra cash on concert tickets and happy hour beers instead of Dora dolls and Backyardigan DVDs
I didn't know who Dora or the Backyardigans were.
I was a night owl. Read more:Homework
, Mommy
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