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Damien In Pictures... 2008-03-31 05:20:00 I didn't get around to taking them... so I Googled them instead... These not only represent the letters of Damien
's name- but aspects of his personality as well!This homework was great fun!!!I couldn't link the URL for each one as a picture- but I saved them that way... Read more:Pictures
A mommy went mad so we shot her 2008-04-04 06:59:00 hi Guys,
Just thought I would let everyone know that Tam, akaExmi - Expensive Mistakes, has internet problems.
I'm sure she'll be back soon, though.
Bottled Up and Ready for Take Off! 2008-04-03 23:45:00 Today you are: 19 1/2 months (a year and 7 1/2 months) old.
At this exact moment, you are: SLEEPING! Woohoo! Sorry sweetie, you'll understand when you have your own.
These days, you like to wear this:
Absolutely nothing.
You would rather be naked.
Your favorite t.v. shows are: “Wow Wow Wubzy”, “Blues Clues”, and “Oswald”
You love to: run around in circles in the living while laughing. You Read more:Bottled
Oh well ... ve vere very close! 2008-04-03 03:46:00 Well get them next time.
Keep up the good work guys!
We rock!
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You’re almost 21!! 2008-04-07 07:04:00 Today you are just over a month away from your FIRST birthday.At this exact moment, you are at your grandma's place. She looks after you during the day. You're probably having a sleep now. Great, seeing as you didn't sleep all that much last night. Today I am knackered!!These days, I still get to dress you. I like dressing you in Camo clothes. You are and will always be Mommy's Little Soldier. I
your hair smells of oranges 2008-04-07 06:01:00 your hair smells like oranges this evening.
you put your little arms around me and say
'i love you mommy. i sorry i cried when you say no'
i look at you and kiss your head
i mentally jawdrop a little at your sentence construction
we cuddle up on the couch
and watch the most annoying dvd of all time
(kidsongs. parents, just don't buy them. please)
and you love it.
the dumblooking children who
Timeless Memories 2008-04-09 07:05:00 Today you are 3 days away from being 5 months.
This is what you looked like when you were born:
At this exact moment, you are sleeping across my knees, drooling down my leg. 5 seconds ago you were wide awake, singing and enjoying being bounced up and down.
These days, you like to wear, or I like you to wear: an assortment of baby gro's. I particularly like your camo one. You match your dad Read more:Timeless
The amazingness of Boobah! 2008-04-09 03:01:00 **As copied from my blog**
On Monday, I did my Bad Mommy Homework, and one of the questions I had to answer was "Something you are struggling with presently that I wish I could help you with:". This was my answer "Walking! I wish you would just walk now so you can go where you want to, when you want to, for however long you want to. I can't stand the frustration you have to endure because you
Penace for ignoring BOBM 2008-04-09 01:59:00 I think my negligence has finally caught up with me.
I am sick and The Pickle isn't.
This means there is a reversal of power in my home.
*me sneezing and coughing and looking horrid*
"Morning my Pickle," I mumble making a beeline for the coffee.
"Morning Mammo!" she chirrups happily. "Riaan and me are going to have pinano lessons today!!"[could someone shoot her now].
"Oh that is good my
Homework! 2008-04-17 03:57:00 Hello again, Bad Mommies.
Being a less than model Bad Mommy, I'm going to take it easy on you with this week's homework, which is:
Tell us what you worried about most while you were pregnant or just after the birth of your baby. Then tell us what the best advice was that you recieved with regard to that particular issue, and who gave it.
Now, as a veteran, what parenting advice would you give Read more:Homework
Its Waaaay too Quiet Round Here! 2008-04-17 00:51:00 I would like to ask a question... I know its not my turn, but I was wondering about something.
How do you talk to your kidlets about losing their pets? Especially given how attached we get to our animals.
I recently had to put my very old cat to sleep as he was getting poorly and wasn't happy. I was more fond of him than Damien was, but he was heartsore. This was the first time I had ever had Read more:Quiet
Right. An update. 2008-04-21 04:53:00 'Sup!
So, Exmi has asked me to babysit this here blog. I don't actually think she knows what she's doing giving me permissions and all, but hey - I will try not abuse it. Even though I'm locked out of my own blog. She's a lawyer lady, so has a major thesis on the go, and is busy busy busy. Lets give her a round of applause for hard work, ladies!
I propose a new homework task. Each mother Read more:Right
A Mamameea Assignment... 2008-04-22 10:19:00 I worried about very little- physically that is- during my pregnancy.
I don't remember having nightmares about a stillbirth or a miscarriage or anything like that.
Maybe it was because I was practically still a kid myself, but the nightmares I could have had didn't occur to me. Like worrying about whether my baby would be whole or healthy... I just took it for granted that he would be.
The Read more:Assignment
When I Was Knocked Up... 2008-04-23 05:01:00 the things I worried about were:
haemmorhoids - I'd heard about then, all other mothers had warned me about 'the grapes of wrath' and I was told they were inevitable. Thank god, they actually weren't inevitable. At least not for me. I never got to experience the wonders of bits of my colon protruding from me bumhole.
constipation - apparently another one of the beautiful side effects of
Ten Reasons Why I Want to Raise My Child In South Africa 2008-05-09 01:09:00 With all the hoohah and constant questioning of my choices (Why don't you go to the UK? You know, it's safer there...) and the occasional self-questioning (am I a bad parent for staying here when I could go to allegedly safer countries to raise my child?), I thought it time i list a few reasons why, currently - maybe not forever, but right now, I choose to raise my child in SouthAfrica
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1. Read more:Reasons
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My Darling Boy 2008-05-08 16:04:00 You are driving me insane.
You're breaking rules and laws and I don't know what to do to how to handle it.
I want to curl up and go to sleep... or ignore everything that's going on and pretend it never happened.
Letting you carry on and do what you like regardless would be so much easier than trying to fix it or change your behaviour.
I can't do this alone my darling Damien, you need to pull
Happy [Bad] Mothers' Day! 2008-05-11 06:36:00 On account of how it's a day for us, I hope you all got spoiled. Hope your rotten, ungrateful snot-nosed children remembered and made you feel special.
I thought it would be time we all did some homework again. But something different. Something a little more exciting. Something with a promise of reward, at the end of the day. So, I propose a 'Baddest Mommy of Them All' competition.
How it Read more:Happy
, Mothers
And the Honour of Best Bad Mommy for 2008 goes to… 2008-05-14 07:48:00 ~~you can hear a mouse fart as a hush settles over the millions of watchers~~
~~the camera zooms in on the presenters dazzling smile~~
…can I have the envelope please…?
~~dramatic drum rolls in the background as Matt opens the envelope, smiling~~
…no surprise here ladies and gentlebloggers- the award goes to Angel, for “Raising Damien”!!!
~~naturally the crowd goes insane with applause Read more:Mommy
The Baddest of a Pretty Bad Bunch 2008-05-16 04:57:00 So I like to think I'm pretty bad. I like to think I'm pretty hardcore. But a soggy, toothless smile from my 6 month old son totally melts my cold heart. It was, as most of you know, an unplanned pregnancy. I'd previously thought I was pro-abortion. Turns out, I was mistaken. Sometimes I regret that choice. Other times not. They say that becoming a mother teaches you patience. I say not. I'm no Read more:Bunch
, Pretty
Deadline Extension 2008-05-16 04:53:00 Since all you bad mothers, myself included, have failed to pull finger and enter the competition, the deadline has been moved to the last day of the month.
I know you're all waiting for other people to post examples so you can get some inspiration.
SO I'll be posting mine shortly.
And dont forget to read Angel's below.
Pull yourselves together.
Do you need more incentive? Read more:Deadline
, Extension
The Winner 2008-06-08 08:34:00 is thus Angel. For 'Raising Damien'. On account of how you other mommies haven't pulled finger. Badness, I tell you.
Angel, your blingy badges are to be designed for you this week. Keep an eye out in your email for more details.
Bad Mommies: new homework.
Topic: tell us what you and your spawn have been up to lately. News, funnies, pics, rants, eltters, anything. C'mon - this blog is far tooo
Some homework from me at last... 2008-06-09 07:48:00 Hello Ladies,
I am emerging from my lovely vomit hued cocoon of work and readjusting to married life to fill everyone in on the daily soap opera. I can't remember when last my life felt "normal", can't remember my last unmedicated day, can't figure out where bliss became chaos and I became a slightly shorter and less attractive version of the incredible hulk. Running the risk of offendin
news on sweets 2008-06-09 03:31:00 no news isn't always good news, that is a fact... omg... i need happy pills... sigh... i know everybody always warns that it's difficult raising kids... but hells bells this is just ridiculous... i had no clue it could be this difficult... i feel like the baddest mommy ever... i screamed like a whore this morning... it wasn't pretty and I'm disgusted in myself... argh... tomorrow tomorrow i love
Milestones 2008-06-13 08:42:00 I had some news this week that a friend of mines 14 year old daughter had her first real kiss. I was thrilled in the way only a close friend, but not the actual mom can be.
This got me thinking about milestones and the bitter-sweet feelings they bring with them.
Ciara has physically been an incredibly easy child to mother.
She day-time potty trained so well, and potty trained herself during
The worst mama ever . . . . 2008-06-18 03:43:00 So, it goes like this. I fetch Ciara from aftercare at school yesterday and she is crying. I immediately ask her whats wrong, like the good momma I thought I was, and she tells me she fell and hurt her wrist.
So I ask her if it is sore when she moves it, must we go to the hospital or does she think she will be okay. She tells me that it is REALLY sore. I am getting really frustrated, because
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