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Tammy Nyp: Queen of the Search Engines 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I have never seen a vid of Tammy Nyp. But, unlike computer users around the world, I am pretty sure there are other Net girls worthy of monitor masturbation. But, Tammy is back at the top of Technorati's search list today. And she never does sink far below the 10 spot: This all started in the Far East. What is it with me and Asian sex scandals today?Tammy was apparently a student at Nayang Polytech in Singapore. The "Nyp" is the nick of her school. The tale is reminiscent of the tremors that shook the world when Nichole Ritchie lost ex-BFF Paris Hilton's cell phone, containing compromising pictures of America's sweethearts.It seems back in February 2006 Tammy and her bf did the nasty. In order to relive the moment, and share it with close friends, Tammy captured the romp on her cell. According to Mawe's Adobo the culprits are pictured above. He snagged the view from Wikipedia -- so it must be true and authentic.All good fun, until one of Tammy's snarky friends swiped the Read more:Queen
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Girls Hot to Game 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Suicide Girls
is reporting female gamers like to bone more than non-gamer chicks. Their source material is an online site called Gametart, which is purportedly the UK's largest gaming source. I could not check out the underlying report. In order to access Gametart you have to either pay them a few pounds or be affiliated with the gaming industry. I am not a gamer, and all my spare change went for the daily bottle of Pinot. I also don't like to think of myself as a tart.Gamertart claims that of 200 girls surveyed, those who played video games had sex 4.2 times a week, compared to 3.2 times for non-gaming women.There is no information on the methodology of this survey. But even assuming it is correct, it may not be the news the gaming geeks are looking for. I know all these guys want to bang the girls who are hot at games. But, as I have mentioned before, I have it on pretty good authority, on average, straight girls suck at games. This is not cos they are inherently bad at them. It
Bald is Beautiful 1970-01-01 00:59:59 It may be for all the wrong reasons, and perhaps she is crazy as a loon, but Britney Spears has finally done something cool.Although, unlike Miss Shears, we do not flash it to the world, most younger women do shave down under. The noggin is another matter.That's one heck of a statement of some kind—and its way bigger and more dramatic than a middle finger.When society sees a bald woman everyone assumes she is a Nazi, rad feminist, lesbian, or mutant. Perhaps all four.I have to admit I like femme. I do like girls with pretty hair. And everyone tends to equate femme with hair. Last year I saw an episode of Tyra Banks where she had some very pretty girls put on bald caps. Tyra told them they would have to use their other features to show their femininity. The girls looked lost—and frankly horrible.The test with Britney will be how she carries herself. Of course, if she is just drunk and peuking around that means nothing. And if she is trying to be like—so emo—like she pretended Read more:Beautiful
Ellen DeGeneres Does Glam 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I "d like to be able to just hate Portia de Rossi.It's the principle of the thing. First there is that hair, then the eyes, that smile… But most of all its Ellen
. The girl must spend most of her time in hysterics. I am so looking forward to the Oscars this year. It will be nice to see Ellen out of the nerdy blazer and in a nice tux. And, as much as I do like Billy Crystal, I think she will be the best host since Johnny Carson. She is the lesbian world's Carson. The woman's Carson. Heck—the world's Carson. I think it was last year, Ellen was covering the Golden Globes. But she could not take the time off , so she put a cardboard cutout Ellen next to the red carpet with a mic and camera. I really thought I would bust a gut as she did remote interviews with the celbs. But it is often that way. And she is so nice too. Yep, everyone loves Ellen these days. She is like America's pal . She seems so normal. And that is so great. The one thing she
Czech Girls 1970-01-01 00:59:59 "This program is designed for single men looking for a true life partner who is beautiful, significantly younger, educated, is unspoiled by feminism and whose culture is one of support and respect for their husband." Do you agree with me that any retard that responds to this pitch deserves exactly what he gets? I must have, but I don't recall ever meeting any Czech
women. But, by many accounts, besides being quite subservient, they are stunningly beautiful. And the wonderful thing is, that despite being educated, they appear to be so deliciously simple. Not only are they superior to all the hot Western Girls
these American and English fellows have rejected so many times, but a Czech girl is much better than say a Russian gal or Latina from South America. That is the claim. The program is operated by a guy named Weiner. Weiner started the business, known as "Hand in Hand" ,three years ago when he noticed that "American and English girls had just gone too far."
Nutsack 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Some of you may not be aware that these days children's entertainment is all about teaching bodily functions. I once took my second grade class on a field trip to the Children's Museum in Boston. One of the more popular exhibits was a fiberglass version of an unflushed toilet. Never mind the reality is all too common in elementary school lavatories across the nation. Another important thing is to teach children the proper name for body parts. This prepares them for the way adults talk. Thus, Susan Patron, a children's writer, is attempting to educate kids about scrotums (or is that scroti?) in her most recent book, The Higher Power of Lucky. In the book, Lucky hears another character prattle on how a "rattlesnake bit his dog's scrotum" This is causing an outrage among school librarians. I don't see what the problem is. We all know this is precisely how kids talk. Well, actually, I think nutsack might be a little more common. The book has already been banned f
Lavender Boobs 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I am so pissed. If only Mom had let me do lavender, I might have been able to snag an old oil tycoon and died an early death. It seems lavender oil may be a bosom accelerant, at least when applied during childhood and puberty. So says a recent study. As you probably know, lavender is found in soap, shampoo, lotions and other cosmetic products. The study was only concerned about the effect of producing tities in little boys. I suppose this is not surprising, since researchers are all so pissy pants negative. But, the scientists do think it may be a gender-neutral effect. In laboratory tests, scientists at the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences in North Carolina found that lavender oil mimics the action of estrogen and blocks male hormones which inhibit the growth of breast tissue. Voila—bigger boobs. About that age I thought masturbation was the key. Tried real hard. Didn't work. One good thing is, lavender boobs are reversible if they cut out t Read more:Lavender
Stuff I've Noticed 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Things I have noticed: Washing cars is not nearly as sexy as it sometimes appears. Most of the people who get here doing searches with the term "lesbian" are from Saudi Arabia and the Arab Emirates. Although I would like to think harem chicks are conducting these searches, I doubt it. It is predominantly Iran which sought out my most recent post, Lavender Boobs, with of course the tag "boobs" They did not seem to stick around long. I should have included pictures. Technorati has a contact button. It used to include an option for technical assistance. Formerly you could specify the nature of the problem and scribble in a few details. Although I commend them for their optimistic spirit-- it may have been premature to remove the option. But, I really should quit complaining to them. Every time I do, they lower my popularity rank. But, bitchiness always wins out over my desire to be loved. In the past month I have written about peace, love, war and poli
Dr. Bitch 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I should be used to it, but I still get a mild twist in the proverbial panties. That is feminists acting like if you're not keen on abortion then you must hate women. This got me booted out of NOW, although I have some pretty good feminist credentials, both academically and in practice.Of course, they would never let me teach women's studies. Whenever it is suggested that someone with a contrary view be put on the staff , the excuse is always " oh gosh we would, but there is no applicant with the proper qualifications." What this means, is if you are not committed to unrestricted abortion on demand, then you are unqualified.What got me going this evening is Bitch
Phd. She has become a recent contributor to Suicide Girls. This is a web site formed by a couple of punk girls in Portland, Oregon. They were sitting around drinking coffee one day (as you always are in the Pacific Northwest) discussing how to make money on the Internet (as we always are) and decided the way was naked girl
Face of an Angel 1970-01-01 00:59:59 It has come to my attention some people may not be aware Shane is the hottest chick on the planet.I intend to remedy that:Glad I could help.
Bill, Hillary, Geena and Barb 1970-01-01 00:59:59 OMG—Senator Bill Clinton! I suppose that is a notch better than President Bill Clinton—but just the same! It seems if wife Hillary
gets the Prez gig, the governor of New York is seriously considering appointing her hubby to fill the vacancy. In some ways I should be glad about this, even though I tend toward right wingnut politics. No matter what Limbaugh and Hannity might think, Bill is a moderate who is a liberal when he needs to be—while his wife is a liberal who is a moderate when she must be. So I guess it would be an improvement in the Senate. But, I am not sure why he would want it. Bill would be a natural as the Republic's "First Guy" There is no better schmuser from sea to shining sea. And where else would he get the opportunity to hang with so many chubby broads? The downside is it would probably drive Rush back to pills. But, I think FOX News would love it. They have lost their edge since even their primary demographic audience (Young Dumb White Guys Read more:Geena
Just Some Stupid Politicians 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I guess I would not make a good politician. Everyone expects me to do something stupid, and am never surprised when I fulfill their expectations.And I just say-"well, I was stupid."Politicians cannot do this, even though, as is the case with me, we expect them to be stupid.Hillary Clinton was stupid when she supported the invasion into Iraq. Even I wasn't that stupid.But, I guess she fairly decided (along with a healthy dose of political opportunism since every bubba and his brother was driving down the Republic's freeways and turnpikes, with old glory flying and screaming like a fucking banchee) that it was vital we string up Saddam.Now that only a half dozen people (and Barney) think it was a real good idea, Hillary has changed her mind.But she is unable to admit the vote was stupid. She says a lot of things, but "I was stupid" is not one of them. John Edwards is critical of her. He is not stupid-just so profoundly hypocritical and opportunistic it is a wonderous thing. He v Read more:Stupid
Antonella Barba in the Toilet? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I'm not sure Tara Conner would even consider these pics to be lewd. So it does seem right that FOX give AntonellaBarba
a second chance. But it may not be necessary that OJ Simpson's favorite network give her the boot. She may be finished anyway.Her song was really in the: The arbiters of American talent didn't seem impressed either:Randy: It wasn't good.Paula: It may not have been great but it wasn't bad. Simon: The good news is you're attractive. The bad news is it didn't work.Have to agree with Simon. The pics will most likely make her a fav with the guys.Enuff for me?Well, you don't cup your breasts when grinding: However this is cute: Besides, Paula shouldn't be the only trainwreck on Idol. But, who knows what America will do. Perhaps a tad bit of Jersey Girls Gone Kinda Wild, is just what this season needs-at least for a little while.The one thing we do know, is Fantasia will be belting out something tonite.And we all know that girl has pipes. Her performance of Sum Read more:Toilet
Hanky Panky 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Since it's Friday it must be time for the only girl in the world who can make a gay guy straight and a straight girl gay.Here's Madonna with Hanky
Panky.Though she's not in the vid--the message sure hits home: Peace. Read more:Hanky Panky
Sultan 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I am sometimes asked what it means to be cool.Since I am a helpful person:Here is Mark Knopfler and Eric Clapton in Sultan
s of Swing:Have a nice weekend.
Nanda Devi 1970-01-01 00:59:59 In addition to the paradise she shares with Siva on Kailas—Parvatis—the mountain daughter of Himalaya-- has her abode on a number of other mountains—where she dwells in various incarnations. Some of these forms are beautiful—others terrifying.As Nanda
Devi—the Goddess of Bliss—she dwells in beauty on the peak of that name in the Himalayas northeast of Delhi—not far from the Nepalese border. Nanda Devi soars in alluring curves of rock and ice to culminate in a delicate summit—poised at 25,645 feet—above a ring of snow peaks that form a sanctuary protecting the Goddess from all but her most determined admirers.Willie Unsoeld was a classically trained philosopher and arguably America's greatest mountain climber ever. He was also a friend of my father—who is no slouch of a mountaineer. As a young man he fell under the spell of Nanda Devi. So much so that he named his daughter Nanda Devi—but everyone called her Devi.Devi was a little older than me. But I knew her as
Get Jennifer Aniston Outta the Closet 1970-01-01 00:59:59 So Jen may blow coke. With me that is not always a bad thing. I am quite certain back in the day Dubya was a lot more fun. But this is particularly the case if you're struggling with stuff.And somethin's goin' on.Really, just forget about Perez Hilton. The pic did look bad. But I suspect it was the lighting-your boobs couldn't be that saggy. Go out and do a spread right. Hang with MISS Hilton for a month. Not usually advisable-but here it is needed.The only problem Miss Aniston has is she needs to frizz out that hetero doo and let loose. I suspect she is everything her nemesis has no problem being. And she has even reached out to Angelina.Ok, I know about wishful thinking . And I may be crazy. But does this look like a straight girl? Am also aware that actors are not their character. Just the same:Kissing Dagmara Dominczyk: Kissing Wynona Ryder: Kissing Lisa Kudrow: On March 27 she will kiss BFF Courtney Cox in a lesbian love scene on Dirt. Miss Cox insists no tongue is i Read more:Closet
Just a Pretty Picture 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Just posting the above pic cos it's pertinent to yesterday's post, fits into the theme of the blog and more importantly is purdy:) Read more:Pretty
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Victimhood in Redmond 1970-01-01 00:59:59 As many of you know, I just adore Bill Gates. In the same sense I love the kitty box. But sadly, if upheld on appeal, there will be 1.5 billion less for The Savior to sprinkle around.This time court was held outside the Western District for the State of Washington, and with the usual result when there is a less than awe struck jury.Alcatel-Lucent was awarded 1.52 billion bucks, after finding Microsoft guilty of patent infringement in the way Media Player does MP3. Apple and a few of the others are joining in the sobbing coming out of Redmond
. But, they are probably guilty too.I am not a techie. But the deal seems to be Microsoft paid Alcatel-Lucent for some of their code, but snagged the rest. Who would ever guess?I would have thought the chief MP3 predator would have sympathized with Alcatel. After all they have been so long victimized by Linux. Oh thats right, Ballmer patched things up with Novell. Windows and Linux are just peachy. Things always are once Microsoft figures out a way
J'ai une grenouille dans mon bidet 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Since it is Sunday I think it fitting we pause, and give tribute to, and thanks for the beauty which our creator has bestowed upon us. And as is so often the case, France has been richly blessed, particularly in the way the news is delivered.Melissa Theuriau presents LCI Matin (LCI Morning) and the 6:40 news on TF1 Monday through Thursday and the Voyages show on Wednesdays.I question whether French men retain anything she says.Now, before going on, I must admit she looks pretty straight-but hey can't I still appreciate heavenly beauty? Besides, you never know for sure, and hope always springs eternal. I suppose I will get some comments and messages questioning Melissa's journalistic abilities and suggesting the French network hired her on the basis of physical appearance alone. Nothing could be further from the truth. Anything this hot looking (some might say even bordering on celestial) is bound to be skilled at reading a teleprompter or whatever newscasters do. When talking ab Read more:bidet
Breaking News 1970-01-01 00:59:59 See, with a little luck, a well timed blog post can work out quite nicely. Read more:Breaking
Where's Bubba? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Where's Bubba
?I have often opined that Hillary would be able to swat off the media and cyber ninnies and get the nomination. And then the election was hers to loose.But, I always thought Bill would step up to the plate. He best come. Hollywoood ain't buyin' Hillary as Dreamgirl. Of course, Al is now almost one of them. The way they are swooning over him you'd think he was giving away romps in White House bedrooms. Perhaps it is only fair. He is finally the inventor of something--an effective way to cinematically portray a PowerPoint demonstration.But this is Bill's crew, even though Al and Tipper were the inspiration for Love Story. They liked to romp with the guy with kink, while the veep spent his time linking computers. But Gore is the toast of all the parties and is getting an Oscar. Obama is Left Coast darling. And poor Hillary is just being bitchy.Where's Bubba?Not that any of this should matter. When you were in high school did you seek out the drama club to obtain
Oscar Rap 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I liked the Oscar
s until they ruined it during the last ten minutes.First off, there was Jack Nicholson. Is that guy ever a spaz. There was a time, a long long long time ago, when he was cool. But he has been playing the same gig for so long, it is just a big self-caricature. And doing a Britney to the scalp, couldn't save the show. And wasn't it a bit strange for him to be presenting the Best Movie award-when one he stared in was a nominee? Though co-presenter Diane Keaton was as divine as always, Jack just plain chortled away, as The Departed was given the nod. This was a bad choice. I understand they wanted to give Scorsese his due, since he has apparently been kept out of the club so long. But Best Director would have been enough. And since Dreamgirls was not a nominee, the better choice was Little Miss Sunshine. It is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. By giving the award to Sunshine, true and meaningful change to the human condition could have been effectuated, un
BitTorrent Bites the Big One 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The New BitTorrent?Napster? What's that?For those who don't know, this is not about an angry stuttering bisexual.BiTorrent was a San Francisco outfit that used a nifty peer-to-peer network system to distribute files. Of course, a lot of those were pirated.But today, under increasing legal pressure, BitTorrent went legit.It is difficult to see how they will succeed.They are offering movies, software, games and TV. The cost of a movie is $9.99 and a TV show or music vid is $1.99.So what? Is there a reason I shouldn't go down to Blockbuster or pay On Demand a visit?On TV I don't understand why the ad-based networks don't just start downloading all their stuff, with the commercials intact. And on the other stuff I would think they could make a bundle with a very small fee A lot of us would pay ala carte for something, but don't want to pay for a full subscription for the bundle our cable company forces on us. For example, the only real reason I get Showtime is to see the The
Hits 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Over the weekend I felt so loved. For two or three days I was in the top ten "Hot in My Communities" links on MyBlogLog pages all over the place. I didn't even notice it until someone brought it to my attention. I know I should link this guy back-but I got so swept up in it all, the message was lost.But, fame is illusive. So now, back in obscurity, I am philosophically pondering this phenomenon. Perhaps it was a result of the wine or whatever. Maybe the creative energy which always engulfs me when blogging nude.But content must have something to do with hits. I don't think it was Nanda Devi. That was a repeat, which is a personal fav , but readers have never really liked.After due consideration, I have concluded the key to successful blogging is confining the subject matter to:The spanking of Microsoft-bashing lesbian chicks who are always jonesing straight girls.Works for me.Hit on.
Peggy Gilbert's All Girl Band 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I used to be almost amused by the attempts of black studies professors to raise rather obscure individuals into places of great prominence. Over the years I've gotten over that. The reason is my understanding of women's history has grown deeper. Just as the Negro League was important, so was a League of Our Own.Like African-Americans do with historical black figures, I find a lot of satisfaction in the accomplishments of women who achieved much despite the obstacles they faced.Often times those accomplishments were, necessarily, made outside the main current. Jazz is at its core African-American. But it was also the stage for a very accomplished woman.Peggy
Gilbert started playing the saxophone in 1920. I also can blow the horn in a rudimentary manner. So perhaps I am showing my narcissism when I admit finding a woman who can swing a sax to be pretty darn sexy.But in the case of Peggy, that reaction is not total flake:The sexophone was not considered a lady-like instrument back
Keep Them Stocks Tumbling 1970-01-01 00:59:59 As a few of you may have noticed, I am something of a know it all--on a number of subjects. This is because I have insatiable curiosity and dabble in different stuff from time to time (this is often called flighty). One of those things is finance. Once upon a time I had a Series 7 license-which is a piece of paper which permits you to act as a huckster of stocks and bonds. This is actually no great feat--thousand of unemployed kids with liberal arts degrees get them every year.But today, I have gathered my meager knowledge and experience together to talk about Tuesday's stock market drop.First of all, you should be happy about this. Most people have their money in pension funds, mutual funds, 401(k)'s, annuities, stupid life insurance policies tied to the stock market, etc. Most folks are not doing a lot of day trading. Each month a certain amount of money is taken out of your check and invested in stocks. The lower the price of stocks, the more shares you get. In twenty years Read more:Stocks
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Smart Girls Like Sex 2007-03-02 03:30:00 OMG-- it seems educated women like sex. In fact high achieving women do more oral and have more frequent orgasms.This flies in the face of centuries of common belief and “research.” You’ve heard it all :“Don’t use such big words or the boys won’t like you.”Career women prefer gardening and sleep over sex.Brainy women have no sex drive."If you marry a women with a career she won’t be happy, she won’t look up to you, might even cheat on you."Even our good friend Maureen Dowd seems to have bought into this. In her book “Are Men Necessary” she laments finding a husband would have been easier if she had remained an old maid, rather than become a high powered New York Times columnist.I guess Miss Dowd does have a point that has nothing to do with a proportional decline of sex drive with education. But it has been the mind set of men for as long as anyone can remember. It has always been easier to hook a guy if you’re dumb-or at least acted that way. I don’t think i Read more:Smart
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Mariah Carey Wears Short Shorts 2007-03-01 21:37:00 I must admit I’m not a big fan of MariahCarey
. She is so so, and the glam trash thing goes a little too far for my taste-but she does have good pipes and she can wear short shorts. Heck, just the latter is enough to get on this blog. The Jessica Simpsons of the world come and go, but the one constant star who shares my taste for unfashionable short shorts is Mariah Carey
. And she recently demonstrated she still wears them as well as she ever has.Of course, it is a bit different than in the days when she was the cute girl in cutoffs who any boy would be delighted to take home to his family, and any girl love to hang with at the mall. But, just the same, at the last minute she backed out of doing a full layout inside the March edition of Playboy, the cover of which she graces. And was protesting the other day she does not dress provocatively.And then there was the narrow-minded legal bullying of porn star and California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey. However, despite the sex-la Read more:Short
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