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Two Moods and a Cold 2008-06-13 00:17:06 Two sides of Isla Scarlet. Evil (Every Villain Is Lemons) Chunk face and Angelic.Slight TMI ahead. Poor Conor developed a cold Wednesday night. He yelled out to me from his bedroom that he was sick. I put it down to an attention seeking attempt (as he frequently does this at bedtime) but I regret not rushing in earlier as he was clearly very upset and then tried to vomit over his bed. I got Read more:Moods
That's more than one small step for Isla 2008-06-14 16:15:24 Isla walked yesterday. One side of the room to the other. It's a tentative pace (as can be expected) but she repeated it numerous times so I'm confident she is going to be making a habit of keeping it vertical as much as possible from now on. I'm surprised that she decided to take off in the midst of a nasty cold (yes, she's caught Conor's) and cutting more teeth (as of today, four of them!).I'm s
So She Doesn't Have Perfect Hips 2008-06-15 18:06:57 Two x-rays, a perfunctory check by the orthopaedic surgeon and much wailing and thrashing about later, it appears Isla's left hip is still not right.It's IN JOINT which is marvelous but the ball and socket (acetabulum meets femoral head) are in a slightly steep position. This means it could be unstable. Not good. Then again since the spica cast was removed, things have remained very stable. T Read more:Perfect
Conor Plays Delilah 2008-06-17 17:14:38 I was enjoying Conor
being attentive to my hair yesterday evening. I love having my hair brushed but it's a rare thing for Conor to take interest as it's so thick and long and a great effort to get a comb through. He wasn't brushing it so much as teasing it up. That's easier. He was so damn serious about it and obviously enjoying himself, I ignored the few knotty bits he was starting to created. Read more:Plays
Bikes, Boards and No Fear. 2008-06-26 07:26:10 So, we haven't got around to purchasing Conor's bike yet, not that he'd have gotten much use out of it yesterday or the day before with the hail ;) I'm still peeved at Daddy for buying a toddler skateboard in the interim. Conor brought the board to one of our larger parks in the weekend as Daddy was going to show him how it was done, 'safely'. This park included a big skate ramp full off adoles
No Post Title Necessary ;) 2008-06-24 23:55:33 I've been fossicking through Isla's extra cane chest of clothes and found a few things I'd forgotten about. I had put lots of things away due to her spica cast. Very little worked over it of course.
This cute red, skirt for example. They're actually shorts at the back.
I found loads more leggings and overalls so she should be right for winter. Despite having enough for a Read more:Title
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At The Park 2008-06-22 07:07:08 Thankfully the weather's been pretty decent so we've been at the park a lot lately, despite the kids' colds. Yes, they're still hanging in there.
Conor tackled the 'big boy' park.
This is quite high off the ground for a 3 year old and being a wuss I wasn't altogether comfortable as Daddy kept his distance.
He then went up the 'abseiling' board which was well beyond his c
Fun With Nan Nan 2008-06-22 06:44:12 Conor and Isla stayed overnight with their great grandmother and they were exceptionally well behaved. I did have a few reservations about Isla being there for the night as she has been known to scream the house down when catching her first glimpse of Nanny upon arriving. I think it's Nan Nan's strong Mancunian accent she takes exception to. However, Isla was as good as gold and aside from a few
Conovore 2008-06-18 23:51:00
Conor has this odd relationship with meat. Morbid fascination perhaps? There's this little gem in the supermarket the last few times we've visited:
"That's cow, Mummy", pointing to some rump steak or mince, "Cows are yummy".
Chicken gets arm flapping.
And yet when it comes time to eat any meat on his plate, he's protesting. He absolutely hates the texture, I'm assuming. He's always
More Growing Up 2008-07-10 06:37:17 "I want big muscles and I wanna be a police officer. I want to be Daddy. I want to drive a car. I be big soon. When I be police officer I will buy some breads and some chocolates for Conor, for Mummy, for Daddy, for Iowa. And I can grow up".Just one of many recent rambling quotes. Previously he wanted to be a firefighter like his Great Aunt. This excerpt was taken word for word from two shor Read more:Growing
"Mummy you have to grow down 2008-07-06 03:27:44 ..and I will grow up"I'm not sure why I have to grow down. Maybe Conor assumes people get smaller as they age; his Nanny June is a very short person.As for Isla, she will not settle at bedtime. Procrastinating bloody teeth. Once she's finally down, she's out for the count but it can take until 1-2 am to get there. Of course, she's monopolising our bed also. I'm just glad that nasty spica cas Read more:Mummy
No title 2008-07-04 06:27:46 Conor of RohanAliases: Jimmy the GobletAge: Sources say three years but Jimmy claims he's one.Eats: Chocwit and prunesFavourite words: Stop, irritating and silly.Last seen: Escaping via the back door. Claims he was off to get wood from downstairs.Convictions: Assault and battery on two DVD players, soliciting candy, public nudity, carjacking, teddy neglect and abandonment, misuse of bronzing
No title 2008-07-01 21:10:22 Conor's insisting on Bernard the Bear being sent to the hot water cupboard at night time again. "He's a nice bear but he is scary" he says. He also claims Bernard walked into the kitchen and scared him a few days ago. He's sticking to this story and is quite adamant that Bernard can walk.
Weeds 2008-07-01 00:08:18 There was a break in the rain today so I WEEDED. How virtuous am I? Conor jumped right in and assisted but attacked the plants and ignored the weeds. He made a futile effort to sweep the driveway free of invisible dirt but he did attempt to plant a succulent and in a pretty good location too so I was most proud of him.I found a slug under our strawberry plant and Conor immediately thought it ha Read more:Weeds
Bath Time 2008-06-30 06:59:20 Stop eating the bubbles, Isla and stop kicking your brother in the head.And as if Conor doesn't hit his head enough, he fell off his footstool while brushing his teeth tonight and landed in the bathtub. Another round with the ice pack.
Hair and Brains 2008-06-27 23:21:01 Bonnie's getting so much hair. Any Winston Churchill babies in need of some, I will see what I can do. She will be rivaling Conor within a month at this rate.Conor claimed that "my brain is moving" today. This was followed by a squishy faced, screwed up eyes expression and grunting. He basically looked badly constipated. He was trying to make his brain move more. He also vacuumed most of th Read more:Brains
Colds Again 2008-07-24 08:07:29 Two sessions at kindy and colds already. Conor was most disappointed having to miss out today. While he seemed normal enough, his nose was not. As for Isla, she's being a beast. While her nose is blocked and also running she's determined not to sleep or make an effort to eat properly.Isla bottlefeeding Iggle Piggle. Looks like she's going in via the nose. She seems to prefer bottle feeding Read more:Colds
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Kindy Part 2 2008-07-21 23:59:34 Conor was well behaved today according to the kindy teachers. He just leapt right into the fray. He did claim that a few boys were going to "Beat him up" over the matchbox cars but I think that was a ruse to get them in trouble so he could have the cars to himself. Conor doesn't back down from bullies. He's just ambivalent, usually.On the way home we passed a poor acne ridden teenager waiting
Conor of Rohan goes to KINDY! 2008-07-21 01:16:43 Conor had his first session of afternoon Kindergarten today. It was his orientation so I stayed with him and had Isla tagging along also. It was the most gloriously sunny day too. After the crap weather we've had, it's about time we were treated to one nice day.Playing with some of the plastic food. Conor tried eating the pizza.He soon found the most assertive and bossy kid in the lot to get fr Read more:Conor
Bath Time 2008-07-19 00:45:23 Or as Conor likes to say "baf". A very short "a" sound. It's his faux "American" accent. We also hear this in words like "grass", "fast" and "laugh".There's merry hell to pay if there are no bubbles (or a decent amount) so I have to agitate the water furiously and for a good few minutes. The bubble mixture only does so much with running water alone. It's crap.
Timeline of Isla Scarlet 2008-07-17 08:29:29 Just about to pop. The angles are unflattering and no taking the mickey out of the manky feature wall. We didn't paint it! I'd have included a belly shot with Conor's post but there were so few taken (which I regret) and most of them are just awful.In the afterglow of a pethidine, right amidst the epidural and taking nitrous oxide like it's my last. I'm feeling pretty damn good! I took lots of Read more:Timeline
Timeline of Conor 2008-07-15 20:44:25 15 odd hours of labour in. Conor
's not happening and Mummy is exhausted, feeling frumpy and so not amused. I hated my tacky "Got coffee?" red t-shirt nightie. It was bought specifically for the purpose as I refused to wear a crusty hospital gown. It was unceremoniously tossed afterwards for reminding me of a hellish labour.About 8 hours old and still wearing the manky Hutt hospital gown. Con Read more:Timeline
"Excuse Me Sir" 2008-07-13 06:32:48 Conor said to the elderly lady as he got out of the way of her trolley in the supermarket aisle. That lady just beamed. She didn't give a hoot that Conor had designated her a sir but was obviously tickled pink that he'd used manners and so charmingly. I was so proud of him.In my experience, sir and ma'am are practically unheard of here. From kids that is. Call me odd but I've been encouraging Read more:Excuse
Tempestuous 2008-07-11 18:55:43 Not only does Bonnie not sleep well at night any more, she's grizzly during the day. Naturally, a side effect from a crappy, broken sleep. Nothing seems to satisfy her. Now she's fully bipedal, she's even more clingy and will follow me around like a bad smell. Once she has you she will cling to your legs. If you do succumb and pick her up she's happy for all of a minute and then starts fuss
Grublets 2008-08-08 02:30:39 A couple of scruffy grublets. I do need to trim Conor's hair again although it's not growing half as fast as Isla's. I think she has more hair 'mass', it just curls up more vigorously which is why Conor appears to have superior length.Conor's just started referring to Isla (and me on occasion) as "my highness". I'm not sure where he picked that up. It certainly beats "You're going to jail, Mumm