Owner: Xbox4NappyRash URL:http://xbox4nappyrash.blogspot.com/ Join Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:00:13 -0600 Rating:0 Site Description: I am a man. I am an idiot. I am THIRTY years of age, a man, and an idiot. In a self imposed rite of passage I have decided to take the ultimate plunge with my wife and apply my universal ineptitude to conceiving, preparing for, and caring for another huma Site statistics:Click here
Waiting and donating 2008-07-22 05:40:00 I've started to really struggle for opening lines on these entries, can you tell?Here we are, almost half way through the two week wait, yet again.Considering it's the 16th 'two week wait', that means we've had thirty two weeks of two week waiting. There is something charmingly symmetrical about it, almost chess board like.Anyway, by the middle of next week we'll know if the method of attack worke Read more:Waiting
The croc board speaks 2008-07-18 14:41:00 The croc wearing baby-wishing leaders have spoken!We have been graced with a verdict from 'the board' after more than two weeks of waiting for a decision (that was made on that very day).They will NOT perform a HSG, or a laparoscopy, meaning despite 16 cycles with no apparent reason for failure, they are not interested in checking for a blocked tube or two.Yes, perfectly logical. As logical as, sa
WWXVI 2008-07-15 12:07:00 Womb War Sixteen rages on, and now, on battle day 13, dementia begins to set in in the trenches.It's time to raise my heads over the parapet once again. The whiff of war is wafting over the ovulatory battlefield. Bureaucracy has denied us the use of modern weapons of war, and so, here we stand, toe to toe, crotch to crotch, and armed with nothing other than our wits n'wobbly bits. The generals hav
The best laid plans 2008-07-10 16:17:00 I'm not nuts, honestly (am I?), I'm not going to swing from the apple tree (it wouldn't hold me anyway), and I'm not spiraling down into a psychopathic depression, bound by restraints woven from the finest threads of jealousy, bitterness and despair (nylon is far superior, and less expensive).I am in a funny old mood though, I really want distractions, until I get them.If I stop and try to take so Read more:plans
, laid plans
Up periscope 2008-08-08 11:21:00 I've never liked the idea of submarines.Having limited oxygen, sitting in a confined space and being underwater when I can't even swim, does not a good combination of circumstances make.What I do like about submarines are periscopes.Today I got to play with one, of sorts. Unfortunately I didn't get to steer it myself, and it wasn't the deep blue ocean I got to peer into, but rather ET's pink bits.
Ding Ding 2008-08-07 12:00:00 Two ovaries in swimsuits are circling the boxing ring, holding up two boards with the number 17 on them.Round 17. Cycle 17.What can we say about this one that hasn't been said before?Er...not a whole lot.This cycle is going to be 'monitored'. Which as far as I can understand is the second clinic's fancy way of saying they'll run some tests that have already been run by the first clinic.Tomorrow, F
The end is nigh 2008-08-06 03:14:00 Dear Mr. World Health Organisation man person,I've got some news for you. The planet is going to spin off of its own axis and plummet through space forever until it collides with something bigger and uglier than us and kills us all.Why so?! I hear you cry in horror...Babies.Babies everywhere. Multiplying at rates invisible to the human eye.I've been trotting around various cities in this part of t
From the bunker 2008-08-03 09:28:00 I'm hidden away, in the depths of secrecy, away from our visitors.I'm posting this via morse code, so forgive me if it comes out wrong.As it happens, the codes for 'Oh! what a lovely day we are having' and 'I want to smash my own face into this conveniently placed wall' are quite similar.Similarly thin is the situation's reality which seems to also be one or the other, depending on which side of m
The eagle has landed 2008-07-30 05:48:00 The family visitors have arrived, and low and behold, so has the end of another failed cycle.16 gone now. Six-fucking-teen.Excuse me while I shut the door on my visitors for a moment, stick my fingers back my throat, and vomit out these words.I don't like these numbers anymore, I want them to stop.We've had enough of this game, we've paid our dues, been taught all the valuable lessons, and we just Read more:landed
Hiding the body 2008-07-27 18:02:00 Wednesday sees the arrival of some of my family, for a week. At the same time we are half expecting Aunt Flo, but it doesn't need to be said that we would prefer if she stayed away.We have quite a task ahead of us in preparation though, 'hiding the body'.Okay, not an 'actual' body but a body of evidence. Evidence of trying to conceive.Over the past months our house has become ground zero for this
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