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Twee Ingelsmanne 2008-03-06 08:28:31 “Let’s call the whole thing off”.
This is almost what we did on Sunday. I was crying, snot en trane, on Sunday. He wants us to “talk”. Instead of just “calling it off”.
Fuck, Sunday was horrible. I am struggling to adjust to this new Victor. I really miss the old one who used to inundate me [...]
Found this in Gmail just now 2008-03-05 07:23:55 22/09.2007
To my fine German friend:
Fine… I’m only happy because of all the material goodness in my life. The rest is a hollow shell. I feel hollow cause I am hollow.
I have hardly any good friends left. The few remaining ones I get to see perhaps only once a month if I’m lucky. [...] Read more:Gmail
Why I can’t go back to dating again 2008-03-03 02:56:08 I don’t think I can do “dating” again. I’ve been on so many dates, most of which were awful. A big number of them turned out to be non-dates.
Take Young Jewish Guy for example. We met on JDate. Yeah, I’m a wanna be Jew. He made it quite clear that he’s a student. I was [...]
Is there something as too much excitement? 2008-03-01 17:39:27 I got what I wanted, I guess. Right now, I’ve got “lights, camera, action!”
On Thursday, I did something
I’m not very proud of: I bunked work. Ai tog. I fucking finally made it past my probation period (18 January 2008) and I do something stupid like that.
So, of course, I got a warning. It’s only [...]
I am a compulsive blogger, amongst other things 2008-03-01 08:19:57 13:34pm
As I’m writing this, I have someone standing outside my door, banging to get in, trying to “evict” me. LOL. They’ve been at it for half an hour or so. I called the police, and they’re sending someone out.
Actually, I haven’t heard anything much from them now for a full minute. I saw a shadow [...] Read more:compulsive
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I’m a teaser du jour 2008-02-29 14:15:54 I am horny. Very, very, very much so. I can’t help it. I only get shagged once a week. Twice if I’m lucky. These days, I dodge Gareth’s calls, and I only meet Uri for coffee, no foul play. I’m such a tease…
But. I’ve become very boring.
So what’s a girl to do? Gareth is still [...]
Come out, come out, wherever you are 2008-02-29 02:41:32 Hi, Lurker
Please introduce yourself. I’d love to know who you are, what makes you tick, how much you weigh, why you read my stupid blog (fishing for a compliment here, as you can imagine…), if you’re certifiable, what you’re wearing right now and what you think of my sparkly smile.
Fine, you need not answer all [...] Read more:wherever
Difficult decisions and cranky landladies 2008-02-28 13:16:50 So here’s the thing: my dear (or not so dear) landlady wants me out … by tomorrow night. I’ve got nowhere else to go, bar my parents’ two-bedroom semi with the outside toilet and no bathroom. Divine.
We don’t have a lease; we have a month-to-month agreement, according to her. I never signed anything; she never [...] Read more:cranky
A little present 2008-02-28 04:23:02 Got this yesterday… Haven’t had time to watch it yet. Thank you. Read more:little
Would you mind if I vent a little? 2008-02-27 14:25:13 There are some stuff happening right now that’s a bit much for me to handle. I can feel things may slide back into a maelstrom if I don’t stop it …
But do I want to stop it?
I saw two good friends today. Uri and my darling Glen. It’s the first time in months that I [...] Read more:little
And his eyes went wide 2008-03-13 04:06:17 There’s this good friend of mine who always says the following: “I don’t believe in sex before marriage, which is why I only shag married men.”
I laughed so hard when I first saw it in her Gchat status bar, I snorted. Loudly. So hard that Warren looked at me and smiled. Of course I couldn’t [...]
I’m struggling right now 2008-03-12 18:39:32 Two weeks. 26th March 2008. It’s a fucking struggle.
Look what I got! 2008-03-12 13:29:34 My first LV
Well, it isn’t the LV I was coveting, but it’s a pretty good replacement. I used it for the first time to take out small change for the taxi - R4.50, and felt trés rich. And then I had coffee at the deli down the road.
Valerie Solanas got it all wrong. Men aren’t [...]
No blacks and athiests allowed 2008-03-15 08:06:06 BIG room to let in house.Unfurnished.
R1000pm including water and electricity.
Looking for a Christian White lady, with sober habits and no smoking.
Have to share the kitchen and bathroom with the people in the house.
Just have to make your own food, and clean where you mess.
What a LOL. She’s so obviously Afrikaans. Poor soul. Such a pity [...]
I lost a tear just now 2008-03-14 16:45:22 I have been a faithful follower of Life of a Valley Girl since some months ago. Possibly December last year? One of the most recent posts made me shed a tear. I just couldn’t help it. And then I read this and I got all jealous and shit. Argh. Would this work on some random [...]
How to look like a retard 2008-03-14 01:14:24 (No offense meant to actual retard
s reading this)
Spending a quiet Sunday with the newspapers is just not the same when one is distracted by mediocre copy.
Where’s the apostrophe? Surely they missed an apostrophe?
I might be wrong, but I’m pretty sure breathtaking is one word.
Not nearly as bad, but I would prefer them writing three, and [...]
Dating shenanigans 2008-03-13 17:51:14 It’s starting. LOL. Me dating blues and shoes. Schmoozing, dressing up, getting tipsy at fancy joints. I can feel it happening. And it’s exciting. I’m so excited.
Problem is that the first hopeful (he’s got half a brain, and isn’t too old) knows one of Victor’s friends. And technically, Victor and I are still in a [...] Read more:Dating
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I must be very uncultured 2008-03-13 14:35:37 Being a single girl is great. If you want to drink wine for supper, you can do it and not feel guilty, or have to explain to anyone W.H.Y you don’t want a meal. I’m a serious vinophile. I always have wine at my flat. And there’s nothing better than getting home, and having [...]
This is corny but it’s so true 2008-03-15 14:55:12 He didn’t like the casserole,
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right,
He didn’t like the stew.
I didn’t mend his socks,
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer,
I was [...]
Who’s afraid of shopping online? 2008-03-19 09:58:59 I’ve been spending a lot of time reading American blogs, and one thing I noticed, is that online
shopping is just so very normal over there. So many of these bloggers casually mention they bought something online, and it’ll arrive on Tuesday.
Yes, fine, I also do online shopping. But my online shopping is restricted to [...] Read more:afraid
A follow up post on my non-orgasmic ways 2008-03-21 13:59:17 About two months ago I wrote a post How do I know if I’ve had an orgasm?
I still don’t know if I’ve ever had one. Friends tell me what I’m experiencing, is what happens before an orgasm, and not the actual thing. Books describe it as the actual thing.
So, I’m confused. It’s only when I’m [...]
I’m not lonely, but… 2008-03-21 02:16:04 I neglected to mention, your entourage is welcome,
Why does this bother me so very much? The fact that I do not have a close-knit circle of friends, as popularised by most television programmes, including SATC, Friends and most other random television shows.
I’d love to have a smallish circle of nerdy yet glamorous friends. A smallish [...]
Take a look inside my handbag! 2008-03-20 13:19:28 EM & CT tagged me yet again. This time, she wants us to take a sneak peak into my life, um, I mean my bag. I wanted to cheat and pretend I’m using a different, prettier bag, but I decided not to.
So, here is my ratty Nine West bag, circa 2004.
The story behind this bag [...] Read more:inside
Relax, just do it 2008-03-23 03:30:38 I’m too aggro. Again, last night, I morphed into this other woman. She is loud, rude and really pushy. I’ve had anger issues for a long time, mostly fuelled by Toby. One of Toby’s friends claim I used to be very sweet. LOL. And that Toby made me bitter. He’s probably right. I mean, this [...] Read more:Relax
Ranting about shoes that are in disrepair 2008-03-22 04:29:01 At first, I only noticed black women who wear shoes
like these. It used to make me wonder “Why?”. I would look at their pretty outfits, and compare it to the shoes they’re wearing, and get slightly angry. Don’t ask me why.
Eventually, I started noticing this disturbing trend among white women as well. I initially [...]
In which I want to better myself 2008-03-22 02:47:13 Some weeks ago, I met one of Susan’s friends. We had a great day, starting off with coffee at one of my favourite haunts. I took one sneer-filled look at this girl, and immediately dismissed her as a ditz. Come on! She was wearing labels, labels, and yet more labels. Sunglasses, jeans, top, everything. Well, [...] Read more:better
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Found this in the newspaper 2008-03-24 13:45:45 Fabulous! Although I think they could’ve done it sooner. Even I am a bit slow to take note of it, as MyBroadband has an article on it here. I wonder how many people fell for the iBurst promotion? I mean, come on now, paying R49 for 40Megs is a rip off that not even Telscum [...]
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