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Well, it's time... 2006-10-02 22:21:00
I'm moving. HERE
I've put it off long enough and since I've fucked up this template again, might as well make today the day.
Please join me over here
.
Before and After (?) 2006-10-02 03:10:00
If we follow Lee's suggestions, we should end up with something like this:
Trust me...if I had MY way, we would do just this. So far, I haven't been able to sell the pimped version to the task master.
Clean it 2006-10-01 18:39:00 I obsess over dust on the face of a tv or computer screen. It makes me crazy. If I see it, I feel compelled to either clean it, or write a little message in it. Neither is ever acknowledged. So unappreciated...
Earlier today, I was cleaning my computer screen when K walked in.
She said... "You know... you could take that rag into the bedroom and clean off the TV screen, instead of writing FUCK ME or EAT ME or any of the of the other nasty stuff you think is so funny..."
...and I thought she didn't notice... Read more:Clean
Making WHAT?? 2006-10-01 01:17:00
K has a special pillow that she can't live without. It's one of those microbead cushie-pillow things.
Miss Who seeks it out when she wants to make biscuits.
This morning, I mentioned that the pillow is looking a little raggedy and K concurred.
It's Miss Who's fault.
She always uses it when she wants to make brownies.
{i raise my eyebrows}
Or whatever you call it...
(Jesus Christ)
Lips Sealed 2006-09-30 22:07:00 S:
You know.... my blob friends are making fun of me because I have to sand this god damned buggy
K:
Yeah, well... you be sure and tell them how long you lasted...
Heh, I will NOT. Read more:Sealed
Brazilian TMI 2006-09-30 04:01:00
Tonight, K told me that her sister (A) is planning to take her to the fancy pancy salon that she frequents to get her eyebrows waxed. I thought I'd take advantage of K's naivete and recommended that she ask the lady for a Brazilian
wax (hehe).
No go.
She told me, "Hell no! I know what that is, you bitch." Oops. (Hey...I tried)
We both wish that was the end of the story, but when A is involved, there's always more. Several years ago, A told us that she surprised her husband with a Brazilian wax and he felt like a pervert (pedophile-ish). Apparently, he's had a change of heart or SHE changed his mind.
A couldn't resist telling how awesome it was when he
went down on her
... this is her SISTER saying this shit! Sorry folks, that is the extent of the information gleaned. K stopped her cold by saying, "that's enough, unless you want details of my sex life." Yeah... end of story.
If you have anything to ad on the subject...please, educate me. NOT that I'd do it...
Nice way to spend a Saturday 2006-09-29 18:48:00
SEC Football Game
cooler of beer
vat of Rotel dip
couple of cheerleaders
my wife
this fucking jacuzzi
oh mannnnn Read more:Saturday
Gaydar pings on ANTM 2006-09-29 15:21:00
Well, my Gaydar isn't totally broken. I pegged the two (admitted) lesbians in Cycle 7 of America's Next Top Model. Then again, it wasn't such a stretch to assume that Megan (pictured here) and Michelle are homos. They're both a little butch.
In Megan's interview with AfterEllen, she states that 5 of the 13 are bi-curious. Not surprising, given their ages. I'm always more amazed when an 18 year old already has it figured out. But, kids learn things earlier these days.
I didn't realize that I was a lesbian until I was about 19. Thinking back, I should have known waaaaay sooner, but I lead a somewhat sheltered life and never really knew it was an option.
........To my fellow homos: How old were you when you knew
?
And for my straight peeps: Did you ever question your sexuality?
Vagina arms? 2006-09-28 18:49:00
This was my first visit to fourfour. It won't be my last. OMG...talk about funny. Pretty good way to catch up on America's Next Top Model, if you've missed the first two eps.
Vagina arms, LMAO!!
Dyke doll 2006-09-28 15:02:00 I'm guessing that this doll was created as a joke, an intended insult.
So, is the joke on me or them if I find it kinda HOT ? Look at the rack on that thing! Jeeez...
Can you spot the fake? (updated) 2006-09-27 20:59:00 The following are brain scans of a female during sex.
One is faking an orgasm.
Can you tell which?
.
.
.
.
Seems that my smarty pants readers are on the ball. The right one is indeed the faker. The study showed that the female brain goes into an almost trance-like state.
Brings a whole new meaning to Dumbfuck.
go cart 2006-09-27 05:06:00 My car started blowing black smoke this morning.
No biggie.
I could have ignored that, but the fact that I couldn't go faster than 50mph was a little more bothersome.
So, I put the bitch in the shop (at 5 PM) and had to accept whatever rental car was available.
This will be me on the way to work tomorrow. Seriously... the fucker is so tiny, I'm surprised it's required to have a license tag.
This wouldn't work for me 2006-09-27 03:30:00
So, you know I have a thing for leather. I also have a weakness for biker-cool.
Given that, it shouldn't surprise you that I think this wrist wallet is kinda hot.
Yet, I would lose an eyeball as soon as the first bead of sweat rolled down my forehead.
Not hot.
Hot Flash ! Game 2006-09-26 17:37:00
The object is to make your way around the board and be the first to reach Hormone Free Haven.
When you land on a HotFlash
!, you’ll have a chance to act a little goofy or ask your friends about some deep, dark secret like “Have you ever had a one-night stand?”
Be sure to avoid PMS Purgatory, and be careful not to go down the Fallopian Tubes. They’ll take you backwards through Weepy Way, Lustless Lane, Bitchy Boulevard, Insomnia Aisle and The Forgetful Forest.
(Sounds kinda cute...)
White? OMG...why? 2006-09-26 17:01:00
I have multiple brown leather jackets (my personal favorite). I even have a couple black ones. I uh... like leather jackets... a LOT.
But, please tell me this is wrong... white can NOT be the hot new thing in leather. Read more:White
Chicken Betty 2006-09-26 15:53:00 It's a mixed up bunch we have around here.
Once, we had a cow that insisted she was a dog. She refused to stay in the pasture with the other cows and we'd often come home to find her sprawled on the front porch with the "other" dogs.
It appears that we have fostered yet another doggie wannabe... Meet ChickenBetty
.
She would rather hang out with us rather than mingle with the other yard birds. We regularly find her on the front or back porch, and anywhere else the dogs are. You can see they present a graaaaaave danger to her.
In keeping with my theme... 2006-09-25 17:46:00
This seems like an appropriate follow up.
Do we really need a wiki for this?
How to make yourself throw up.
Or you could look at something like this.
Your choice.
This has nothing to with anything. Still, it's funny.
Chinese food, anyone? 2006-09-25 13:32:00 How about a nice order of Sum Yung Dong.
(Don't miss the pictures) Read more:Chinese
Weekend fun (?) 2006-09-23 21:34:00
We are going to start sanding down the surrey this weekend. Can you feel the excitement in my words? K is washing it and you can see one of the ramps we'll use to push it onto the back porch. Of course, this HAS to be done on the porch... for extra "trash" points. If we get finished, I suppose we'll start staining it. I can hardly wait.
Come on baby...just turn around for ONE picture. Read more:Weekend
Get your strip on 2006-09-22 17:21:00 Admittedly, I've only been to one strip club in my life. (and only one visit... for those who think they just caught me)
However, given the likelihood that I'll one day again patronize a peel bar, knowing the lingo could be important. Kris kindly sent me this glossary.
Some of my favorites:
Civy Titties – A female customer’s breasts.
Klitty Litter – Bits of toilet paper or other debris stuck to a girl’s cookie.
Pervert’s Row (AKA) Sniffer’s Row – Term used by dancers for the seating right in front of and around the stage.
Pussy Plant – A procedure where a dancer takes a tip from a customer by picking it up with their pussy.
Have any of you ever seen this?? I wonder if I offer the wife... never mind.
String Check – When a dancer checks to see if her tampon string is neatly tucked away. What, you thought they took that week off? (yeah, actually... I did)
Now, in case you have aspirations beyond spectating, please view these examples of how NOT to pole dance.
Pity me 2006-09-21 22:03:00 K has had an awful time with her allergies and sinuses this season. Today, she went home early to start on her home remedy. That being bourbon, lemon and honey. So, after a few "doses," she gets phone happy, but everybody is at work.
After she thoroughly annoyed me, she called and asked for TLF. (talk about getting desperate) Look at The Little Fucker mackin' on my GF!! Again...BASTARD!
Maybe an hour later, she called me again.
She leads with: "I'm SO grossed out. I think they're doing it." [her parents] "and in the middle of the god damned afternoon! A (her sister) thinks so too. After Daddy hung up on me, I called A to tell her and so she called and they wouldn't answer the phone and I called my mother later...."
I'll spare you the rest. Anybody want to trade places with me and go home to MY house this afternoon?
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