10 things you don’t like to hear during surgery
2008-03-18 00:57:11
I’ve just recently had a surgery for my right hand and I know how scary it feels just thinking about going under the knife. I had a good laugh reading this joke today. But seriously - these are 10 things
that I surely don’t want to hear my doctor say…* Has anyone seen my watch?* Come back with that! Bad Dog!* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?* Hand me that… uh… thingy over there.* What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!* Damn, there go the lights again…* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!* What do you mean, he’s not insured?* Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”And the number one thing I don’t want to her my doctor say during surgery…* Oops!
Funny Questions,Wierd Answers.
2008-04-02 01:38:29
Top 10 stupid questions people usually ask in obvi1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't youtry again.3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. Weoccassionaly also spit in it.5. At a family get-together:When some distant aunt m
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Smart Students
2008-04-02 01:15:33
President Bush went to a school to interact with the children. After havingone brief talk with the children he asked them if they had any question toask him.One boy raised his hand and stood up;Bush: whats your nameJohn: johnBush: whats your question?John: Sir, I have three questions1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO?2) Where is osama?3) Why does America support Pakistan so much?Bush: you are an intelligent student John....(just then the bell for recessrang)Oh! Dear students we will continue after the recess is over.After the recessBush: ok children where were we?Yes, so anybody wants to ask any question?Peter raises his handBush :Whats your name?Peter : Sir,I am Peter. I have 5 questions.1) Why did America attack Iraq without the approval of UNO?2) Where
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Dancing Image
2008-04-26 00:13:00
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Biggest PJ Ever
2008-04-30 01:39:57
One day a man comes out of the Bank and hires an Auto for his home.The auto-driver charged him 100 rs, which is far far larger than theactual charge, that is 10 rs. The man doesn't know the actual charge andpaid the money.Now, the mystry begins from the very next morning when the manawakes.Suddenly he feels that it's still dark outside and the sun hasn't yetshown its face. But soon he realise that it's not the case of sun buthe'sactually is not able to see. In short he's blind. He gets verytensed doesn't know what to do. His entire day has passed with greatanxiety,proceeds, the man gradually starts regaining his eyesightand he once again normal when it's completely dark out side. At this he iscompletely confused and perplexed. He's very eager to know what'sthe behind, but finds
Ten Dollars Is Ten Dollars
2008-04-30 01:37:27
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Edna would say, “I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, “Edna, I’m 71 years old. If I don’t ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance.” Edna replied, “Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.” The pilot overheard them and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won’t charge you, but if you say one word it’s ten dollars.” Fred and Edna agreed and up
PAPA CONTROL AAP KI BAHUU HAI
2008-07-01 01:10:42
PAPA CONTROL AAP KI BAHUU HAI
The Ultimate Rejection Letter
2008-06-26 23:18:41
Herbert A. MillingtonChair - Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson UniversityCollege Hill, MA 34109Dear Professor Millington,Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, Iregret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer mean assistant professor position in your department.This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusuallylarge
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Abhishek bachchan In his most Funny Ad!!
2008-09-10 00:02:15
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