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Jokes - Wanda’s Dishwasher 2008-03-07 08:41:56 Wanda
’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.”
“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!” “I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his in Read more:Jokes
Twistys Babe Crystal Klein 2008-03-07 02:05:00 Twistys Babe CrystalKlein
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Todays Girl : Halle Berry 2008-03-06 18:00:00 Age: 41
Height: 5'7"
Berry
Blast: She stormed the box office as Professor X's personal weather goddess in the X-Men movies, but Halle
's since fixed her sights on sappy love stories like Things We Lost in the Fire, now on DVD. Hope the script for Catwoman 2 was one of those things.
Fellow X-Man
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Jokes - Water 2008-03-06 08:26:55
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
“Da-ad…” “What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
“Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
“Five minutes later…
“Daaaa-aaaad…”
“WHAT??!!”
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”
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Jokes - Blood Test 2008-03-12 07:19:25
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
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Busty Beauty Zuzana D 2008-03-12 02:05:00 Busty Beauty
Zuzana D
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Todays Girl : Alice Braga 2008-03-11 19:00:00 Age: 24
Height: 5' 4"
Alice in Change: We didn't understand a single word from this Brazilian bonita in City of God, but she was captivating in this powerful story about something. Now that we've seen her in I Am Legend, soon to DVD, we understand why Will Smith killed everyone else on earth. (We watch all of our movies in Spanish now.)
She can always split cab fare home with fellow Brasiliera
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Jokes - That Darn Cat 2008-03-11 07:00:22
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes”, the wife answers, “why do you ask?” Read more:Jokes
Erotic Naked Girl Diez 2008-03-15 02:05:00 Erotic Naked Girl Diez
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Jokes - Murphy’s Laws of Work 2008-03-14 08:57:17
- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger handle this?”
- The longer the title, the less important the job.
- Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
- An “acceptable” level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
- Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one’s own.
- Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.
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Todays Girl : Naomi Watts 2008-03-13 19:00:00 Age: 39
Height: 5' 5"
Watts
Happening: After a breakthrough performance in the mind fisting that was Mulholland Dr., this Buddhist Brit has starred in remakes of The Ring, King Kong, and the limited-release horror flick Funny Games U.S.. But don't worry if you missed them, she'll probably make them again.
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