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Easter Hunt Riddle 2008-03-01 19:04:22 (Guess
What I am)
Yellow, orange, blue
Inside it feels like glue
Its round like a ball
It is usually small
On Easter
day you’ll get a clue Read more:Riddle
EASTER FOREVER by Milou 2008-02-25 06:50:40 Imagine if Easter would last forever
You’d eat candy and chocolate everyday
And have Easter hunts, and be very clever
About where to hide your Easter prey
You’d be getting presents and toys
Eat millions of caramel ‘n’ cakes
You’d be filled with happiness and joy
When your parents start to bake
So Easter would rule forever
Pouring with billions of treats
Eat them like [...]
We’re all in this together! 2008-02-25 06:23:10 No matter who and where you are
You can always follow your dreaming star
And don’t listen to others thoughts ‘n’ founds
What you think is the thing that counts
If you feel like being a hip hop singer
Even though you’re basketball flinger
Have fun while you play
And sing still today
Do it with fun and don’t linger
[...] Read more:together
What Am I? 2008-02-09 17:09:57 Swimming, slipping, sliding,
What am I describing?
A little bird
Of whom you’ve heard
Who also loves fish and diving
Mondays (IDon’t Like) 2008-02-09 17:01:50 Today is mournful Monday
We’re back from super Sunday
School starts today
(That’s NOT okay)
I hate when it is Monday Read more:Mondays
VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’ 2008-02-03 07:45:57 VALENTINE IS HORRIFYIN’
BY
MILOU
Valentine’s Day is near
I’m totally filled with fear
Cause the risk on that day
Is that I’ll have a kiss on my face
And rather than that I’d drink beer
It’s Valentine’s Day today
And there is nothing else left to say
Than: I’m scared to death
I can’t take one breath
I’d rather eat a lunch tray
Now [...]
My School 2008-01-14 06:06:08 In my school the teachers chew bubble gum
And all children teach spelling and math
Kids think recess is no fun
And kids are called Mr. Teb or Ms. Cath
In our school the staff is kind
The Cook cooks wondrous meals
The nurse is not so mean and grind
You know how good it feels?
I feel good and amazed
About what [...] Read more:School
Easter eggs 2008-01-13 16:41:37 For Easter
…
A fishy gets an oyster egg
A foxy gets a seagull’s
A wolfy gets an easter leg
And there are grass eggs for the bulls
But only children get a chocolate one
So let’s hope that Easter will be fun, fun, FUN!
…more easter poems—->
Christmas eve 2008-01-11 06:36:20 It’s Christmas
eve and I am excited
Because of a thief I’m so alighted
He stole the tree
He stole the presents
He didn’t steal me
But my cousins
Teachers 2008-01-09 17:25:46 Some are lazy
Some are old
Some are crazy
Some are bald
But they all are just the same
‘Cause all like to play the same old game
Of making poor children write 4 thousand pages
About the life in tiny cages
And you can probably guess who they are, these creatures
They are terrible, horrible, not agreeable, nasty, teachers!
(But, they still can [...]
Complaining planets 2008-01-09 07:52:05 Pluto says,” I’m too small!”
Jupiter says,” I’m too tall!”
Neptune says,” I’m so cold!”
Mars then says, “Think I’m bald?!”
Saturn says,” I hate my rings!”
Earth then says,” I hate my nature things!”
Mercury says,” I’m so hot I could die!”
Venus says, “So could I!”
“Stop complaining!” Uranus said,
“Let’s all just relax go to bed!”
(”WHY SHOULD WE?” SAY ALL [...]
Tree Tops 2007-11-18 16:24:00 At the top of a tree
You can go on a spree
For there is room for at least 69
You have fun way up there
For a such place is rare
You might never find a place so fine
It’s like the Queen’s palace
(you’ll never keep balance)
You can see everything from up there
Oh I love this place
Fit for the majesty [...]
Big Paws 2007-11-18 14:52:00 Once upon a time there was
A cat with unusually big paws
Her feet were as big as a car’s tires
And this is not what a cat desires
One day she was at home without any crew
‘Cause her owner was away buying some shoes
Suddenly it happened something very surprising
Now the cat’s feet were changing their sizing
First to the [...]
SNAKE PROBLEM 2007-10-20 07:07:00 I have got a boa
Who’s name is Annemarie
I found her, lying down
On a plain old prairie!
She is tame and very quiet
And doesn’t even bite!
I think she’ll need to go on diet,
For she’s a tremendous sight!
Even though, she is so cool
She also has her bad sides
She sometimes is a bit of a fool
AND goes wild on [...]
Happy Birthday 2007-09-28 11:55:00 A bird was flying past a prairie
When he spotted a little berry
This bird loves berries very much
He would try to get it with some luck
But a dog spotted it too
And his greed for a berry grew
When the bird saw the dog and the dog the bird
They made growls and groans that have been never heard
Suddenly [...] Read more:Birthday
, Happy
, Happy Birthday
The Sun and the Moon 2007-09-27 15:48:00 The sun is shining in the sky
But the moon gives a sigh
He can’t light up the day
For the sun is in the way
But at night the moon shines bright
And the sun is out of sight
He was sleeping in his bed
And wasn’t angry to be said
That the moon is shining bright
In the black and gloomy night
[...]
No title 2007-09-27 13:37:00 dogs dig dirty dirt
they dirty down all the shirts
cats claw crunchy cakes
don’t take cats for heaven´s sake!
birds build big bags
don’t take birds those old hags
hamsters hate horrible hairdos
they will chew up all your shoes!!
toucans touch tall trees
toucans cost a lot of fee
frogs fake funny fools
frogs are very dangerous tools
lions like licking lollipops
he will eat you [...]
A Dog 2007-09-27 13:30:00 A dog was walking down the street
Who was looking for some meat
He was a very hungry fellow
And now he was about to bellow
Right then before he barked away
He smelled something a block away
He ran right after the wonderful smell
Smell of roasted beef and caramel
And when he came to the right place
He thought: Oh hammer [...]
ICY QUESTION 2008-03-28 20:44:48 I live in an Icy place
Look like a butler from Elisabeth her grace
I swim and slide I march and glide
When I walk I leave a duck feet trace
What am I?
Down with math 2008-03-28 16:48:47 What’s the quotient of 14 through seven?
Or the answer of 20 times 11?
Many are unable to figure such out
From every country round about
I say it’s unfair and totally unkind
To be so extremely mean and grind
Of forcing us to reuse and retell
Research, retrain, and even respell
Everything in math we learn
So listen folks, now it’s my turn
I [...]
What if moms…mother’s day poem by Milou 2008-04-07 20:24:20 What if moms were mean and grind
And also rather unfair and unkind
Would they scream and bite and hit
Or call people numskulls, birdbrains, or nitwits
A bet that might happen, if you forget
To celebrate mother
’s day and instead play croquet!
Killer Flea by Milou 2008-04-07 19:59:11 In the little town of Marden
There was a neat and tiny garden
In the garden was a tree
That was happy, kind, and free
In the tree there was a bird
Whose call was very often heard
On the bird there was a flea
That lived so very happily
But don’t let this be a trick
For the flea was very sick
It killed [...] Read more:Killer
Jane Christenine by Milou 2008-04-07 03:11:37 Once upon a long ago time
There was a girl called Jane Christenine
Worked for her aunt in a town called Grenoble
And her aunt wasn’t kind, respectful, or noble
She made poor Jane wash the floors
Clean the dishes, dust rooms, and paint doors
And if Jane insisted on having a break
She was put to scrub the aunt’s rusty skates
One [...]
Happy Mother’s Day - Mother’s Day Poem by Milou 2008-04-14 20:28:29 Kind and warm hearted
That’s what she is
It’s time to get started
And give that Missus…
An exciting, cozy, and extremely happy
Or mysterious, curious, funny and snappy
Or maybe even weird and crazy
(But it also could be cloudy and hazy)
Mother’s day, with all our love
And make her be the queen above
But if you forget to do it on time
Then [...] Read more:Happy
, Happy Mother
The new car creation - (car poem) with spelling words by Milou 2008-04-07 20:44:11 Let me introduce to you
The very famous Mr. Lou
Mr. Lou has created a car
Called “Water 246 Bazaar”
He’s decorated it with pink paper penguins
And a thousand million other things
He didn’t imitate a single car
Well, no other car was similar
A very big congratulation
For your latest decoration
This car is a sensation
And has no limitation
Many people want the Bazaar
They [...] Read more:spelling
Mother’s Day Poetry and Poems Arts and Crafts - Newsletter for Kids 2008-04-17 04:44:04 Mother’s Day Poems
- Mother’s Day Poetry
- Poems For Mother’s Day, Arts and Crafts
Newsletter.
Mother’s day poems for children, poems 4 kids, funny mother’s day poetry for children, arts and crafts for mother’s day. Mother’s day coloring pages and links.
Table of Contents
1. Introduction
2. Books I Like - Book Review Roald Dahl
3. Browsing The [...]
Mother’s Day Poem - short mother’s day poem for all moms 2008-04-18 12:08:57 Moms by Milou
Moms are a lot like the whispering sea
They’re always kind to you and to me
They bake and they dust
They’re people you trust
But they also can get rather angry
Weighting for a call by Artie Read more:mother
Spring is here! - Spring poem by Milou 2008-04-07 04:44:34 Poor old winter has gone to the ground
He froze all ears till no one heard a sound
He tortured us with his chilly breeze
He laughed at us for every sneeze
But now in his replacement comes
With singing birds, flowers, and sun
A nice and jolly little fellow
Who’d been waiting in a borrow
Till old winter would wither and die
Just [...] Read more:Spring
My Friend’s Collection by Milou 2008-05-19 23:08:58 My friend once had a collection
Of healthy food and drinks
And there used to be a section
Called: The Vegetable Things
He showed me all these treasures
Explained each food and their names
I ate it all with pleasure
And he got angry just the same
I had no toleration
I was hungry as a bear
For my tummy it was a sensation
And his [...]
Time Of My Life - American Idol 2008-05-23 00:59:32 No matter who and where you are
You can always follow your dreaming star
And don’t listen to others thoughts ‘n’ founds
What you think is the thing that counts
If you feel like being a hip hop singer
Even though you’re basketball flinger
Have fun while you play
And sing still today
Do it with fun and don’t linger
American
Idol - Time [...] Read more:American Idol
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