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Choose your punishment. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge asked the man, "What do you want?... 30 days or $30. "The man replied, "I think I'll take the money your honor."
The Rookie Cop 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner." No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?" "Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this was a bus stop." Read more:Rookie
New police safety guidelines 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Here's a funny story (Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames) from NEWS 4 WOAI . Watch the video. Not so funny for the cow however. http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=EE418016-0667-4C62-9602-0C699962154F
I shot them all. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A man was going to bed one night when his wife told him that he had left the light on in the shed. She could see the light was on from the bedroom window. As the man looked for himself he saw that there were people in the shed taking things. The man phoned the police, but they told him that no one was in the area to help him at that time, but they would send someone over as soon as they were available. He said "OK," hung up, and waited one minute, then phoned the police back. "Hello" he said, "I just called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've shot them all." Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, an Armed Response unit, the works. Of course, they caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: "I thought you said that you shot them!" The man replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
FBI's 10 Most Wanted List 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Little Johnny went to visit the local police station. On the wall were pictures of men under a sign, "FBI
's 10 Most Wanted" Little Johnny asked the policeman, "Are these men mean?" "Yes," replied the policeman, "and we're going to catch every one of them and put them in jail" Little Johnny replied, "Why didn't you keep "em in jail the day you took their picture?"
Warn A Brother T-Shirt 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Officials at Warner Bros. Entertainment, a subsidiary of Time Warner, don't approve of the way their logo is being used. Scott Rowe, a spokesman for the company, said Time Warner would make every effort to stop the manufacture and sale of the shirts because of copyright infringement. But the company, whose Warner Bros. logo commemorates the four founding Warner brothers and is associated with the Batman, Superman and Harry Potter movie franchises, has not been able to stop the hundreds of bootleggers printing and distributing the T-shirts. Read more:Brother
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New SUV for the Sheriff 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Also in the news: Drug Dealer's Ferrari Sold for $1.6 Million... Federal marshals sold a confiscated Ferrari 250 GTO racing car today for $1.6 million to a Providence, R.I., partnership that outlasted bidders from here and abroad. It is the highest price on record for one of the sleek, red, two-seat hardtops. The Italian automobile manufacturer produced only 36 in 1963 and 1964; only 32 survive. United States Marshal Pasquale A. Mangini said the partnership, known both as Douglas Auto Sales and as GTO Partners, was headed by Leon H. Cornell Jr., a real estate investor and game manufacturer. The car that Mr. Cornell and his partners purchased was built in 1963. It was last purchased in 1982 for $345,000, but a similar car was auctioned in Monaco last May for $1.57 million, the previous record. The Government seized the car from an accused drug dealer's estate after he was found murdered in Spain last June. A Federal judge allowed the car to be sold under the Comprehensive Crime Contro Read more:Sheriff
The new National Anthem 1970-01-01 00:59:59 A police officer tries to sing the National
Anthem. I repeat.. tries. Hilarious. Watch the video.
Free Donuts 1970-01-01 00:59:59 At a follow-up on the counter-recruitment protest in Pittsburgh last August where several people were attacked by police using tasers and police dogs, over 100 people showed up to continue the resistance, including a group bearing boxes of pastries and signs that read "Cops - Don't Shoot Please. Free Donuts
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Ready on the right! Ready on the left? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 General Range Safety Rules1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded.2. Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot.3. Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to fire.4. Keep the weapon on safe until you intend to fire.
Donut seeds (Grow your own) 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Now grow your own donuts and save. Plant seeds in sunny (protected) area behind stationhouse or secluded area of yard (away from inmate population). For glazed donut variety sprinkle with powdered sugar. Enjoy with your favorite blend of java. Available by mail order only from Galls and other fine police equipment supply stores. Read more:Donut
The dancing cop 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Funny clip of some police officer in a local convienent store when suddenly he breaks into dance in the drink section to Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean."
Mounted Police Training Simulator 1970-01-01 00:59:59 The MountedPolice
Unit is extremely useful when high profile police presence is a must. Mounted officers are better suited for crowd control situations where the use of foot patrol officers is not desirable or effective. It is said that one Mounted Officer is able to out perform ten officers on foot when moving large crowds of people. Pictured above is the latest Mounted Police Equitation Simulator
(MPES). Certification for the Mounted Police Unit consists of a grueling 3 hour (20 quarter) saddle-sore endurance test. Read more:Training
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