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Sony and Apple Announce the WalkPod! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Back to the Future - Sony
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Announce the WalkPod! February 8th, 2007 by ben Sony has conceded defeat in the gadget wars, so to recoup some of their recent losses they have teamed up with Apple to create the amazing WalkPod: One Sony USA Executive couldn't contain himself when I asked him to share his perspective on the new cross-functional music platform: We realize that the chic retro trend is here to stay, so what could be more appropriate than mixing a classic Sony Walkman with an Apple iPod? Now I can listen to my Belinda Carlisle tapes using the same gadget that my grandson bops to K-Fed. That's totally wicked. We also added this super neat read-ahead feature that allows listeners to save tapes to memory. This means that I can switch tapes without stopping the music! I realize this device will likely kill off our strong traditional Walkman sales, but sacrificing the division (and the intern who leads it) for front page press in prestigious newspapers and blog
Taking Puppy for a Ride! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Strap on your favorite pet like a furry back-pack...and go for a ride on the Scooter!feed Read more:Taking
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Headline: "Smart Chinese Hen Solves Math Problems" 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Smart Chinese
Hen solves math problemsFebruary 1st, 2007A smart hen who can do calculations and kiss has become famous in a residential area in Shenyang, capital of Liaoning Province.Some neighbors visit Guai Guai, who is 6 months old, daily to see her performance.Guai Guai picks the answer to a simple math problem. Wang Haiying"What is 8 plus 2?" asks a woman surnamed Li, the hen's owner, pointing at numbers on a piece of paperboard. Guai Guai pecked the number 10 as the answer."What is 9 minus 4?"Guai Guai pecked the number 5.Every time the hen made the right answer, Li gave her a treat of french fries.Source and rest of story: Herefeed Read more:Headline
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Craig Davis gets some blog press!... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I copied this from one of favorite (local) blogs:Good book by CraigDavis
available free online February 14th, 2007 Craig Davis has written an excellent book called "Feallengod" that's available free online at his site, St. Celibart. The book is an allegory of the conflict in the heavenlies. The evil Domen schemes upon the island Feallengod - unable to vanquish King Ecealdor, he's determined to destroy the people the king loves. As the suffering roils, Ecealdor remains distant, the tokens of his love and protection becoming no more than hollow idols. Thereby the battle rages, men and women are drawn into choosing sides and all the island awaits some end to the tragedy that engulfs them. I read the book several months ago and enjoyed it tremendously. I recommend it to you. Way to go Craig!!!!!!!!feed
Several Funny Thoughts... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?10. Is there another word for synonym?13. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?14. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?15. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?16. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?17. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?18. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?19. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?23. What was the best thing before sliced bread?33. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?34. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?36. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience Read more:Funny
Strawberry, Cherry....OR 1970-01-01 00:59:59 CHEETOS flavored lip-balm...why didn't I think of that?Actual product! Get it here!feed Read more:Strawberry
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Serious Moment...the Life of a Teenage Girl 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Teen girls have it harder than teen boysPosted: Feb 8th 2007 3:50PM by Brian WhiteFiled under: Women's Health, Healthy KidsAre guys or girls more apt to have a hard time in life during those awkward and tough teenage years? A new study sheds some light on this -- and concludes that teenage girls are indeed more stressed out and depressed than teenage boys.The reason? Well, it seems that teenage girls encounter more "stressors" in life. That is very true in most cases, and one stressor that is huge is the learning and accepting of interpersonal relationships (the "going with" thing). Teenage girls react more strongly to those pressures than boys, which is explained a little in adult form in the book "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus".feed Read more:Moment
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42 Euphemisms for "Loosing Your Lunch" 1970-01-01 00:59:59 In honor of my friend Kirby, who euphamizes like no one else...42 Synonyms for PukingAbdominal voorheavesAppetizing the audienceBarf mulchBark'n up breakfastBending and sendingBowing before the porcelain throneBring it up for a voteBuickCalling hughie on the great white telephoneChewing backwardsChumming the porcelain seaClam chowder revisitedDecorate pavementEnjoying dinner in reverseGargling gravyGrowling at the gravelGut paintingGutdumpingInsult your shoesLiquid gigglesMaking the chunky puddleOverweight burpPark the BuickPitching a sliderPlay with the edible yo-yoPsychedelic spitPsychedelic screamRainbow retchRide the regurgitronRound-trip meal ticketScream at the carpetShooting catsSolid sneezeSpray-painting the carpetTalk to Ralph on the camode-a-phoneTalk with the monsterTechnicolor yawnThe Jersey yodelUn-eatWet burpWhistlin' a solid tuneWhistling beefSource: 339 Puke Synonymsfeed Read more:Lunch
Let's Have Some Pun! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I post this in honor of the punniest man I know, Ray Van Neste!PUNishing Humor1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremonywasn't much, but the reception was excellent.2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'""That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.""Is it common?""Well, It's Not Unusual."12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.15. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"16. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."17. Two fish swim
This is sooooo worth the click... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I seldom ever recommend a flash animation link, but these are just too FUNNY to miss...Check HERE!Then try this one out just for sheer fun: HERE! (be patient:)feed Read more:sooooo
Bee Stings to Fight Diabetes??? 1970-01-01 00:59:59 From a recent news story:"Yikes! No way would I ever have thought anyone would let a bee sting them on purpose. For a man named Liu suffering from diabetes, it was either bee stings or amputation. Liu went to Xizhihe hospital in Beijing, where bees were placed on his foot and provoked to sting him, in an effort to rejuvenate the blackened, rotting flesh by flooding it with a rush of protein-rich blood. Apparently in China, doctors believe this 3,000 year old practice of using bee venom can repair damaged cells, stave off bacteria, and ease inflammation.And it only costs about $2.50 per sting, so bee sting treatment offers a cheap (yet painful) alternative to mainstream medicine. But does it work? Well, after several bee stings and a course of orally-taken bee venom, Liu's foot is healing."Source feed Read more:Diabetes
Bacon Flavored Mints!... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Bacon Flavored Mints
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you'll see that mint and bacon is a match made in China. Each 2-1/4" x 2" x 1/2" tin contains one hundred mints. Bacon Mints item 11706 Set of 2 $4.95 Sourcefeed Read more:Bacon
Simultaneous Snow-Angels! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Above, a photograph of a world record attempt for most snow angels at one time. The event occurred this past Saturday, February 17, 2007 in Bismarck, North Dakota. More than 8,900 people took part, which should, if it holds up, obliterate the previous record of 3,784.Sourcefeed Read more:Simultaneous
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OMG - Drive Thru CHURCH!!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 At the Daytona Drive in Church, in Florida, Christians don't even have to get out of the car. Reverend Larry G. Deitch delivers a sermon from a balcony to the church goers at the parking lot.Of course, at the end of each sermon, Reverend Deitch "makes it a point to say goodbye personally to all the church goers"."Convertible Communion" is always a crowd favorite!And, of course, drive thru prayer is always an option!!Sourcefeed
Someone has actually patented this crazy thing... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 "The Baby Patter"For all the parents that can't get no sleep because their baby starts crying during the middle of the night, I have just found the perfect solution, or not… it is called the Baby Patter, which is a motorized machine to fake the patting that parents are suppose to be doing. The good:- More sleeping time for the parents and for the baby- Less work and more free time for parents The bad:- Baby must be in position for the patter to work properly, this can be kind of hard…- No strength adjustmentAnother crazy invention..."The Car Bib"For use when smoking (or eating) while driving.Sourcefeed Read more:patented
Random Silly Photos... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I know it's the "Year of the Pig" according to the Chinese calendar, but come on!Notice the teady-bear, it's the icing on the "surreal" cake!feed Read more:Random
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1956 - The First TV Remote 1970-01-01 00:59:59 According to the article the remote control was nicknamed "Lazy-Bone"!(Click on the picture for a larger, readable view)Sourcefeed Read more:First
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Not Enought Snow?...Buy Your Own! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Get your today at www.backyardblizzard.com !Just $2,400.00Their site had this hillarious customer endorsement: "It just cooks. At first you're real nervous. You stand there and start looking at the tower and down at the pressure gauge and the kids are dancing around…It just purrs along and keeps pumping this stuff out. Until it blows across to the neighbor's yard."Morgan Wesson - Rochester, New Yorkfeed
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