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The New Cure 2008-03-07 00:22:30 A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?" What happens , IF ... ?!?!
Its Old Joke of the day 2008-03-04 10:35:35 A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friend
Women & Bikes 2008-03-01 10:50:41 Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yep, that's me." God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?" Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?" God said, "Yes." "Well," sa Read more:Women
Life Of A ... 2008-02-25 11:52:14 Sperms are eagerly to become human. Agree?One day, Chance had come.All sperms rushing out to become human...GO GO GOBut suddenly!!!. Those experienced sperm shout * DUN GO * The owner is MASTURBATING! DON`T DIE FOR NOTHING!!! =p
Three Nuns 2008-02-23 11:50:53 Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?" The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent. The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water." The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thi Read more:Three
Barbie Girl 2008-02-22 10:23:34 A Dancing Song For You Visitors , Enjoy Read more:Barbie
Responsibility Of Marrying 2008-02-16 03:39:02 Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride asher father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed herfather and placed some thing in his hand.Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father bythe bride.The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were onhim to divulge the secret and say something.So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day ofmy life." Then heraised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "Mydaughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."The whole audience including prieststarted laughing..........but not the poor groom! Read more:Responsibility
Don`t Mess With Kids 2008-03-12 11:02:56 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do thedishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severalstrands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some ofyour hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
A Little Dirt-y , For Today 2008-03-11 11:41:06 Joke #3rd Million 4th Hundred ThousandsA guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.Again, he hears, ''Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.The man is just about to speak again but the guy stops him and says, ''Dad, go home, you're drunk!''Joke #4th QuarterA man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look Read more:Today
The Dalmatian 2008-03-09 13:36:15 A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.The children fell to discussing the dog's duties."They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster."No," said another, "he's just for good luck."A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."
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