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I guess every franchise has its thorn
2007-05-29 14:07:27
Okay, VH1. I was totally onboard for Flavor of Love 1 & 2, I Love New York, Charm School -- hell, I'll even blog about ILNY2, if you can find 20 more dudes to appear on it. But this time, you've gone too far. It was one thing to have Flavor Flav skewer the dating reality show genre. But Bret Michaels? Are you trying to give my TV the clap? Like I told Rich, the women who appeared on Flavor of Love were, to be sure, mercenary, deluded and/or just plain goofy, but they created most of the humor in that show. With the nutty-ass exception of New York, none of them were actually competing for the affection of Flavor Flav. (Who would?) But there are women out there who would give their left ovary to be with Bret Michaels the old lady that Bret Michaels comes home to when he's not getting road tail. I went to high school with some of these women. They scared me then, and they'd probably scare me much more now.
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Anticipating finales and ... missing episodes?
2007-05-29 09:13:12
The season finale for Shear Genius airs tomorrow night, and already I'm missing the show. Shear Genius really redeemed the Wednesday night creativity competition TV slot for me, and my delight in it was all the greater for it being such a surprise. Who knew a show about freakin' hair would be so compelling? The nice folks who promote the show have slipped me a couple of sneak peeks once again. The first one shows the main challenge being explained, while the second one goes into more depth. I can't believe they didn't show the special guest, though: Vidal F'-in Sassoon. That's huge! And speaking of missing shows, my TiFaux said there was no episode of Charm School this past weekend. The VH1 show site says there was no new episode of Charm School this past weekend. But according to some online buddies of mine, MTV (?) aired the new episode last night. Needless to say, I didn't catch it. So, unfortunately, we'll have to wait for the recap until the proper air da
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1-9: The final cut(s)
2007-06-01 21:59:24
As I hunkered down before the TV on Wednesday to watch the Shear Genius finale, I was struck by a thoroughly novel feeling: the realization that I would be okay with any of the finalists winning. I didn't really have a dog in the fight, and I didn't have anyone that I was rooting against. Reality TV producers might find this an alarming situation, but I welcomed it because it meant that I could focus on what the finalists were doing rather than muttering, "Anybody but ____, anybody but ____." So in a way, everybody won -- even me!Anthony, Ben and Daisy meet with Rene to learn of their final challenge. If you don't feel like watching the preview video again, here's the gist: The stylists will have 3 hours to create 3 looks on 3 models. One of these looks must be the "Nancy Kwan" bob pioneered by Vidal Sassoon, and at least one of the looks must involve color. The third look is totally of the stylist's choosing. However, their styles must work with the clothes provi


1-7: Karma, the true HBIC
2007-06-06 22:18:31
They really crammed a lot into this episode of Charm School: not only do we get Picturegate resolved, we are ... treated to a return appearance by New York and her assorted new body parts. We also get birthday partius interruptus, wild accusations, aggravated assault--styrofoam and plenty of skullduggery, tears, and, as always, stank. That said, it's a pretty good time, right, Mo? All right, then.The episode opens with a shot that indicates that the camera operator has seen a little too much Bergman recently. Please, y'all. I understand the visual significance of the pawns, but Candy Land is more this gang's level. Up in their lair, Larissa is congratulating herself for her successful plan to oust Schatar and Darra. Okay, now here's some visual symbolism I can get behind: the reference to the Wicked Queen, plus the distorted quality of the mirror. Nice work, cameraperson. Shay looks on uneasily. Remember what they say about little monsters, Shay: don't feed 'em.


Summer: A Lament
2007-06-05 12:04:11
I keep hearing all these rapturous odes to summer. People seem to think it's a relaxing, fun-having, enjoyable time of year. Having lived south of the Mason-Dixon line for all but a year and a half of my life, I can say with utter certainty that the people who say such things are insane. Summer is not fun or enjoyable; it's a nonstop inferno of heat rash and despair! I have given a name to my pain, and it is summer. In place of an ode, let me offer a lament. Summer, summer -- cripes, what a bummer!TV's on hiatus and the movies are dumber.It may be bright and sunny, but fun it is not,When humidity's high and the heat's too damn hot. The children are out in the suburbs in force;They scream all day long and they never go hoarse.The neighbors awaken at the butt-crack of dawn,To run power tools at full blast on their lawn. You can put up the sunshade across your car's dash,But the seats still reduce you to smoldering ash.And your hands haven't managed to scab up and healFrom
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1-7: Karma, the true HBIC
2007-06-06 22:18:31
They really crammed a lot into this episode of Charm School: not only do we get Picturegate resolved, we are ... treated to a return appearance by New York and her assorted new body parts. We also get birthday partius interruptus, wild accusations, aggravated assault--styrofoam and plenty of skullduggery, tears, and, as always, stank. That said, it's a pretty good time, right, Mo? All right, then.The episode opens with a shot that indicates that the camera operator has seen a little too much Bergman recently. Please, y'all. I understand the visual significance of the pawns, but Candy Land is more this gang's level. Up in their lair, Larissa is congratulating herself for her successful plan to oust Schatar and Darra. Okay, now here's some visual symbolism I can get behind: the reference to the Wicked Queen, plus the distorted quality of the mirror. Nice work, cameraperson. Shay looks on uneasily. Remember what they say about little monsters, Shay: don't feed 'em.


Summer: A Lament
2007-06-05 12:04:11
I keep hearing all these rapturous odes to summer. People seem to think it's a relaxing, fun-having, enjoyable time of year. Having lived south of the Mason-Dixon line for all but a year and a half of my life, I can say with utter certainty that the people who say such things are insane. Summer is not fun or enjoyable; it's a nonstop inferno of heat rash and despair! I have given a name to my pain, and it is summer. In place of an ode, let me offer a lament. Summer, summer -- cripes, what a bummer!TV's on hiatus and the movies are dumber.It may be bright and sunny, but fun it is not,When humidity's high and the heat's too damn hot. The children are out in the suburbs in force;They scream all day long and they never go hoarse.The neighbors awaken at the butt-crack of dawn,To run power tools at full blast on their lawn. You can put up the sunshade across your car's dash,But the seats still reduce you to smoldering ash.And your hands haven't managed to scab up and healFrom their
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1-9: The final cut(s)
2007-06-01 21:59:24
As I hunkered down before the TV on Wednesday to watch the Shear Genius finale, I was struck by a thoroughly novel feeling: the realization that I would be okay with any of the finalists winning. I didn't really have a dog in the fight, and I didn't have anyone that I was rooting against. Reality TV producers might find this an alarming situation, but I welcomed it because it meant that I could focus on what the finalists were doing rather than muttering, "Anybody but ____, anybody but ____." So in a way, everybody won -- even me!Anthony, Ben and Daisy meet with Rene to learn of their final challenge. If you don't feel like watching the preview video again, here's the gist: The stylists will have 3 hours to create 3 looks on 3 models. One of these looks must be the "Nancy Kwan" bob pioneered by Vidal Sassoon, and at least one of the looks must involve color. The third look is totally of the stylist's choosing. However, their styles must work with the c


I guess every franchise has its thorn
2007-05-29 14:07:27
Okay, VH1. I was totally onboard for Flavor of Love 1 & 2, I Love New York, Charm School -- hell, I'll even blog about ILNY2, if you can find 20 more dudes to appear on it. But this time, you've gone too far. It was one thing to have Flavor Flav skewer the dating reality show genre. But Bret Michaels? Are you trying to give my TV the clap? Like I told Rich, the women who appeared on Flavor of Love were, to be sure, mercenary, deluded and/or just plain goofy, but they created most of the humor in that show. With the nutty-ass exception of New York, none of them were actually competing for the affection of Flavor Flav. (Who would?) But there are women out there who would give their left ovary to be with Bret Michaels the old lady that Bret Michaels comes home to when he's not getting road tail. I went to high school with some of these women. They scared me then, and they'd probably scare me much more now.
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Anticipating finales and ... missing episodes?
2007-05-29 09:13:12
The season finale for Shear Genius airs tomorrow night, and already I'm missing the show. Shear Genius really redeemed the Wednesday night creativity competition TV slot for me, and my delight in it was all the greater for it being such a surprise. Who knew a show about freakin' hair would be so compelling? The nice folks who promote the show have slipped me a couple of sneak peeks once again. The first one shows the main challenge being explained, while the second one goes into more depth. I can't believe they didn't show the special guest, though: Vidal F'-in Sassoon. That's huge! And speaking of missing shows, my TiFaux said there was no episode of Charm School this past weekend. The VH1 show site says there was no new episode of Charm School this past weekend. But according to some online buddies of mine, MTV (?) aired the new episode last night. Needless to say, I didn't catch it. So, unfortunately, we'll have to wait for the recap until the proper air date. I know
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Sundry updates
2007-05-25 16:00:40
Having slaved through a grueling 4-day work week, I can scarcely organize my thoughts enough to craft a well-written post on one topic, so I'll shift all the contents of my brain over to you in this post, like handing someone a half-filled bucket. And yes, I will grunt as I do so. - First off, my post about the Star Wars Holiday Special is included in the Star Wars Blog-A-Thon at Edward Copeland's movie blog. There are so many awesome posts there, it's an honor to be included! If you have any interest in the two trilogies, I urge you to visit the 'thon. - Earlier this week, I think I injured my right shoulder by sleeping on it ... wrong. That's the only thing I can figure. And maybe I'm feeling a little sensitive because I turned 36 on Monday, but the idea that I can hurt myself in my sleep makes me feel not just old but decrepit. I swear, I can see the 5:30 bedtime and the Rascal right around the corner. - I was hoping my bosses would let us leave early for the holiday weeken
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1-7 & 8: Straight shots, glamour shots and cheap shots
2007-05-24 22:25:46
We're already down to the final four! Who knew that a competitive hairdressing show could be so enchanting? Just takes your breath away, doesn't it?As shown in the preview earlier this week, the ShortCut challenge is to straighten African-American hair. The term is kind of a misnomer; not only does the hair type appear around the world, there's a huge variety within that type. For instance, Anthony's model has spiral-curly hair; Ben's model has a bit more of a frizz going; Daisy's model's hair is almost like mine in its mere waviness and Boogie describes his model's hair as "steel wool." Anthony chooses to blow-dry because his model has just colored her hair, while Ben goes with the blow because he's opposed to using harsh chemicals on hair. Guest judge Kiyah Wright, an expert in styling Af-Am hair, notes that Dr. Boogie is the only one going the relaxer route. Honestly, if I had to pick one of the finalists to relax my hair, I'd probably go with Boogie
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1-6: Giving 'til it hurts
2007-05-23 20:20:12
Once again, I find myself wondering, when it comes to Charm School, is this show brain-damaged or just plain bullshit? Or could it be both? Could the show suffer from a kind of mission-statement schizophrenia, as it attempts to help these women a bit as long as it doesn't get in the way of exploiting and humiliating them? Or, you know, just exploit and humiliate them completely, start to finish, while not offering any help at all. Ah, hell, I don't know. I'm just going to soldier through this recap as best I can, trying not to think too much about what this show says about personal development, philanthropy or society in general. Okay? Okay!Right off the bat, Mo tells us that the day's lesson will focus on the seventh commandment of Charm School: All right, this murdelyzing of King James English is getting to me. Dammit, folks, the "-eth" was supposed to indicate the present tense of the verb. "Shalt" indicates the imperative voice of the future tense.
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Cutting attractions
2007-05-22 21:07:20
I've received a couple of promo clips for tomorrow's episode of Shear Genius. Honestly, I'm so freaking flattered that the company that promotes the show considered me as an outlet, I couldn't not feature the clips! OMG!!! I'd hoped for a challenge focusing on African-American hair! This show is reading my mind, and I? Like it! (I love how they keep focusing on Ben, as if to remind us "Bless his heart, he's lost without a map on this type of hair.") Here's a longer version of the clip. Yup, Ben seems to be out in the weeds. Wonder how this'll pan out... While I love a challenge show, with its opportunities for creativity and innovation, I'm also looking forward to the reunion. I try not to give in to the drama beast, but I'm not made of stone here.
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Catching up with Britney
2007-05-22 13:56:13
Or, "What is she wearing?!" part XVII or something. The past couple weeks have been a sort of return to form for Britney . She spent a few days rehearsing her "comeback" mini-tour at a dance studio, shopped a lot, flew to Florida, played a 15-minute show in Orlando where her vocal track skipped repeatedly (!) and partied like a frog-voiced pop star in Miami. She was also photographed in the company of -- get this -- her son. Oh, crap, I forgot, she supposedly has two. Well, she was photographed with the one she'll cop to having. Little Rerun is still the Bigfoot of celebrity babies. The usual wince-inducing pictures -- plus a site with several horrifying songs! -- after the jump.Okay, we've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that girl cannot dress herself. Seriously, when this photo is the most pulled-together look of a two-week period... ... the situation is dire. Yes, the shirt is hideous; no, it doesn't fit; yes, it clashes with that awful trucker hat and


8-12: At least it wasn't Renee
2007-05-18 13:12:00
Oh, yeah. Sorry to spoil you there, but Renee doesn't make it into the ANTM final 2. In fact, let me spoil you completely: it's Jaslene. And when I figured out which way this was going, I was a bit disappointed, but overall it makes sense. And I'm sure Natasha will be fine; she's coped with much worse than being runner-up in a modeling competition. And hey, I got to see my girl Caridee again! (She looked a little beige, but that's just the inevitable side effects of spending a year as a Cover Girl.) Plus, we all got to see one of the stupidest runway shows ever. Does anybody else feel like singing "Rock and Roll Creation" by Spinal Tap ?We all know the appointed rounds for this episode. First stop, the Cover Girl shoot. The girls will have to film part of a "My Life as a Cover Girl" commercial and then turn out a magazine ad. In a bit of sadism that even I didn't think this show was capable of, the girls are to ad-lib their commercial segment. Wow. One of
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1-6: With this shovel, I thee bury
2007-05-17 15:17:00
This episode of Shear Genius was all about client relations, even though some of the stylists didn't completely realize that. Hair artistry played a part, certainly, but as this episode proved, you can't be a successful stylist without getting clients into the chair and making them want to come back. And viewed through that lens, the elimination makes perfect sense. But when you look at it on the surface... ... it's a shocker.The stylists see a note with a map on the inside. They're not sure where they're going, but they know to expect anything. They then see three ledgers near the note and do some quick math. Six stylists divided by 3 ledgers equals... Boogie and Daisy say "Team time!" and "Teamwork!" respectively at the very same time and in the very same intonation. It's surprisingly adorable. The next day, the stylists pile into the show SUV, which takes them to... a mall. They've figured out that the challenge will involve money somehow, and I thin


1-5: Sweet stank of success
2007-05-16 22:01:59
One of two things is happening with Charm School. Either it's going completely off the rails, turning into a free-for-all where neither rules nor logic apply, or it's as cynically planned and executed as a green-card wedding. And I suspect it's the latter. I feel like I can see the wires, even if I can't see who pulls them out of the rigged-up phone booth. To my chagrin, you can see the captions in this week's episode. Sorry about that; there are still a few kinks in the new-TV setup. (On the other hand, I probably didn't misquote anybody this week!) As we start the episode, the girls are preparing for another field trip. Shay and Larissa are talking shit about (let's spin the wheel)... Brooke. They are grossed out that she kissed a total stranger in a bar during the drunken shenanigans of the previous episode. I find this fascinating, coming from two women who (like Brooke) have kissed Flavor Flav. Yeah, best not to think about it. Mo announces that the day's lesson is
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Blockbusters, gutbusters... and cat poetry
2007-05-15 21:29:53
I'm not going to lie to you: I'm a little unnerved by the coming summer movie season. Yes, you've got Harry Potter. But you've also got another Fantastic Four movie. You've got a long-awaited Die Hard movie, but you've also got the utterly unawaited, unasked-for and undeserved sequel to Bruce Almighty. I don't know what to make of Transformers, and you will never get me to see I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry for love or money. It's a pretty mixed bag, is what I'm saying. And nothing exemplifies how random it can be than my reaction to the two movies I saw over the past two weekends. Talk about night and day...The weird thing is, I had been looking forward to Spiderman 3. Great cast, great director, great source material, great effects -- just a good time all around, right? And yet, no. There's just too much going on in this movie. Too many subplots, too many characters, too many abrupt changes in motivation. I got the feeling that Sam Raimi was just exhausted with t


1-8: The "whore," the merrier!
2007-06-13 16:23:03
It may seem strange that it's taken so long to get to the "dating and relationships" episode of Charm School, seeing as how all the contestants came from two of the most legendary pools in the history of the dating show. But considering the "prize" of those dating pools, such a lesson is long overdue and much needed for all of these women. A couple of them in particular. Now, you're going to hear and read the "W" word a lot in this episode, and I've got some mixed feelings about it. For starters, I don't think it should ever be used in anger because it's not only an insult, it's an insult loaded with lots of cultural baggage. It's a pretty big gun and it should never be aimed with intent to harm. But I'm not opposed to it used as an exaggeration, if that makes sense. It gets tricky when you're not sure how it's being used, but in this clip, I think Mo's using it as a figure of speech, and it is pretty funny. Not as funny as the mere sight of Mo with the giggles, bu


Not all gloom and doom in the Tomb
2007-06-12 10:54:17
This is my entry in Nathaniel's Action Heroine Blog-a-Thon. Being the massive Jolie fangirl that I am, I jumped at the chance to write about what makes her so damn watchable as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider, despite the fact that the film itself is awful. (I'm not even going to touch the sequel; it was even worse than the original, if you can believe that.) And yet, whenever Tomb Raider appeared on cable in the early '00s, I'd watch it. What drew me in? It wasn't the clever plot. It wasn't the razor-sharp dialogue. It wasn't the breathless sense of excitement or tension. It wasn't the special effects. No, it was something more dazzling than all of the above put together. Angelina Jolie's smile.It takes a little bit to get to that smile. In fact, the film seems determined to focus on Lara Croft as "hott killing mo-sheen" at first. (Which is part of my problem with the whole game series. I have never played a Tomb Raider game because of their Lara-leering obsession, and d


Get out of my dreams, get into my driveway
2007-06-11 12:42:54
If you're wondering why I've been so remiss about updating the blog lately, it's because I've had my mind on other things. Things like short-term low-interest loans, wheel options and financial feasibility. But over the weekend, everything turned out okay as I took delivery on a new Jetta Wolfsburg edition. Woo hoo! Now, as the New Car Smell begins to wear off, I can get back to more important things, like keeping you informed on new developments in the field of skank.
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X-Rated, but now post-dated
2007-06-15 18:41:11
Yeah, I'm really reaching for that one. I've taken down the "X-Rated and Expurgated" recap of Busty Cops 2 because most of the video clips were marked as "explicit" by the users of Dailymotion, even though their lack of sexual material was totally the point. I'll do a recap-with-screencaps of all 23:38 of the film's clothed running time soon. Sorry for the mess!
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X-Rated and Expurgated: Busty Cops 2
2007-06-19 10:50:28
A recent upgrade to our cable service has given us 3 free months of Cinemax. At first, we were unsure how much of a bonus this would be, but last week we realized that we've been given temporary access to a treasure trove of badly made, incompetent, non-arousing softcore porn. Now, some of you may be saying, "Hey, but it's still porn... ish. How bad could it be?" But what if there was no nudity and you had to watch the scenes of dialog and plot? Well, wonder no more! I've compiled the non-porn scenes from Busty Cops 2: More Cops, Bigger Busts. And it's mind-blowingly awesome. Clearly.The TV guide gave the following summary for the film: "Three voluptuous women use time travel to fight injustice." We giddily prepared for costumes of stunning historical inaccuracy (and crotchlessness), bad accents bleated in a nasal tone, vacant expressions and nary an original hooter in sight. We open with footage of what I think is an above-ground subway car pulling into


Super-heroes, really rather crappy people
2007-06-22 22:25:49
My buddy MaryAnn wrote a great review (as usual) of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer on her site, in which she complained about the self-centeredness of the foursome. One of her commenters agreed, noting that Warren Ellis (who wrote Ultimate Fantastic Four for a while) had even said the F4 are not exactly good people . So I went into the theater with a plan: to view the movie through the lens of "these superheroes should probably be taken out and shot." And that perspective worked all too well.Here's the thing that kinda gobsmacked me throughout the film: none of the four of them seems to give a rat's ass that the world is due to end right sharpish. They're all more focused on Sue Storm's wedding to Reed Richards and what might happen to the team if the two try to raise a family. No, I'm not kidding; they're worried about the future of their little klatch even after they know the world is supposed to end in less than 8 days! That's a level of self-centeredness th
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1-9: You've come a long way, (Mo's) babies
2007-06-20 21:35:22
Well, sort of, anyway. This week's clip show gives us a chance to look back over the journey we've taken in Charm School. A journey that, to my utter astonishment, has not involved a weave clinic in which Saaphyri was given a more flattering style. We'll stagger over the well-worn terrain of Picturegate, the post-debate screamfest and the thrift store meltdown. But we'll also detour through a few never-before-seen moments... some of which will make us wish we hadn't. So get in there and let's hit Memory Lane!At the risk of being incredibly shallow, Mo is not doing herself any favors whatsoever with the hair and top she's sporting for this recap. It looks like she finished vacuuming under the couch and then showed up to do the narration. That hair is killing me. We're reminded of the show's Final 4 with a handy phrase to describe each one. It's nothing new, so I'll skip it. On their first night at the house, the girls are treated to a buffet of


Why I have pets: summer edition
2007-06-26 14:06:39
Sometimes the only thing that can redeem an otherwise intolerable part of the year is the chance to humiliate the cats. Mission accomplished.J and I had discussed getting the cats some little outfits for Easter. I figured we could get Emily a bonnet with flowers in it and little cutouts for her ears, while I'd try to slick down the fur atop Mojo's head and put a collar and tie on him. Unfortunately, we couldn't find anything for Easter, but we did recently locate some fitting summer-wear. I actually think Emily might like this sundress, her stony glare and refusal to face us notwithstanding. Its lack of sleeves means she can move her shoulders more, so it's not as restrictive as, say... Mojo's "farmhand" overalls outfit. I got the only one they had, in a canine Extra Large, but I think it's a size or so too big for the Moj. Note that it has little leg-holes for his little feet to go into! (He really hates that.) Over the coming months, we might go so fa


Our bad-mamma-jamma... garage
2007-06-29 11:17:34
In the "8 things" post, I mentioned that I love organization. There is, perhaps, no greater test of that love than that great suburban rite of passage: cleaning out the garage. But I think J and I passed with flying colors. (Well, if you count "white" as a color.) We went from this... To this... And didn't sustain any major injuries in the process!The house we live in was my parents' house for 24 years. When my mom moved to North Carolina, she took only the stuff she wanted to keep and left the rest. Then, when J moved in about a year ago, he naturally brought his own stuff. And last month, he gave me a bike with a spare set of tires. All of that added up to a crapload of stuff in the garage, most of which had been there for at least a decade. See? It was the kind of room we dreaded going into. You just knew that no matter what you were in there for, it would take you a while to find things and something would probably fall on you in the process. We al


I forgot what 8 is for
2007-06-27 20:39:48
Dangit, Gabriel! You were supposed to let me know in a comment about this meme thang. I have been tagged to share eight random facts about myself by my dear friend Gabriel at Modern Fabulousity.THE RULES1. All right, here are the rules.2. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.3. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.4. People who are tagged write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.5. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog. You know the tricky part? Thinking up eight facts I haven't already shared with you guys. Let's see...1. My first sentence was "Do it the self." It was the beginning of my lifelong insistence on going my own way. This philosophy has led to more badly assembled furniture, hours spent driving around searching for an address, last-minute scramb


As American as smut!
2007-07-05 16:07:21
I spent our nation's birthday feeling rather crappy (like everything else on Earth, colds are worse in the summer), but I managed to do two American things on the Fourth: I washed my car and I watched Showgirls. That's what this nation's founders fought and died for, right? "...gave proof through the night/that her boobs were still there."Showgirls is something of an institution in our house. For more than a decade now, I have forced just about everyone I know and like to watch it. J gave me the VIP Edition of it last fall, and it was the featured event of our New Year's Eve party. But I had never seen it on our big-ass TV, nor had I listened to the commentary track by David Schmader, who has made even more of a study of the film than I have. The larger screen showed me something I had never noticed before: Elizabeth Berkley has one green eye and one brown eye (well, in addition to the one she showcased in the lap dance sequence). I was also able to appreciate, more tha


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