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Guys in Bars 1970-01-01 00:59:59 cant for the life of me remember how to post under my name so.... this is BrownEyedBitch talking: why is it that when you go to a bar or a club, all the guys SUCK!! ok so i went to this club on saturday night... as soon as i got there i saw this guy. he was so fine. i kept seeing him everywhere and i saw him watchin me too. i just knew that at some point i wanted to talk to him. so after putting up with all the annoying losers trying to talk to us (there will be a post all about them one day!)... he comes over! yay... i got a little excited. then he opened his mouth and started talking. he was a moron and a jack ass. he was so self centered and thought he was gods gift to women. and i got all this from a 5 minute conversation. honestly he asked me if i wanted to go back to his hotel with him.... what the hell??? does it say whore on my forehead I DONT THINK SO!!! turns out he was here on holidays from from Nova Scotia.... they can keep him.BEB**
Bah V-day!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Well its Feb 6th you know what that means?.... That made up, over rated so called holiday called Valentines is coming up... Do you know how annoying it is to see cute little hearts and fluffy cheesy teddy bears and red and pink everywhere!! What a GREAT time to have just ended a relationship huh! I hate Valentines. I always have and I always will! Ive never had a good one and I really don't see the big deal I mean shouldnt you be showing your sig other that you love them all year round? Why do you need such a commercialized holiday to remind you to do so? Bastards....This year on V-day I have a date! Yes indeed I do... Its my girlfriend. It turns out we both ended our relationships within a day of each other so this year we will be each others HOT valentines dates! We will go for dinner and I will get her chocolates and it will be the best stupid made up holiday day ever!Who needs men anyways....PeaceQB
Could it be ANY Colder?! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 How is anyone supposed to look cute in the winter?! That's what I would like to know... Especially a winter in Canada! By the time you put on the hat, scarf, mitts, sweater, and jacket you are almost always twice your size! On top of that the hair goes back into a pony tail so that the wind doesn't whip your hair into your eyes and then with the hat and hood you end up looking like a man, which isnt a bad thing except if you are a GIRL!! I mean just look at this...Where are you spring??? What the hell did that groundhog say... god what's his name?.. Morton? Willie? something like that, how many weeks of winter do we have left anyway? Although his predictions are not always right and even when he says 6 more weeks it almost always still feels like winter for at least 8! And WHY do they pamper this damn hog like its royalty? Its an animal that lives in the ground I think it can survive without the oohing and awing that the world puts on this willie/morton character!All Hail to the G- Read more:Colder
Highs n Lows... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 This weekend sucked and was great all at the same time...So yeah i ended things with the bf cuz i was done being a stupid bitch pretty much... I was done never being a priority and done being taken for granted so i took myself out of that situation and although im hurting i know it was for the best right now anyways...The good part of my weekend is when a friend took me out to cheer me up... we went to the movies (night at the museum - it was only OK) but he was such a gentleman! He treated me better in that one night and gave me more attention then the bf did the entire time we were together! This totally made me feel better about myself but what got me was during the night i asked him "if you were to get a girl flowers what type would you get her" he responded with "lilies"... i smiles and told him they were my favorite.... 8:30am the next morning he knocks on my door i open it Pj's, bed head and all and he sticks his hand in the door and gives me a lily smiles and walks away.... WH
Go Away.... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 You know what i hate? When your favorite song comes on the radio and you get to the ONLY part of the song you actually know the words to and someone walks into your office as you are about to sing "Babyyyy I just wannnnnnnaaaaa" and you have to then pretend you were yawning cuz you dont want people to see you busting some bad karaoke?!!!God i hate that... people and their shit timing!
i could bitch about alot today... but i dont have ... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 i could bitch about alot today... but i dont have much time so i will bitch about the one thing that is making my day awful!i asked a guy out the day before yesterday. i work with him, i casually talk with him by email so i asked him if he wanted to go to a movie with me this weekend. we have already gone on one date and it was awesome. i sent the email wednesday afternoon...... it is now friday and the day is almost over. i havent heard anything back about it. not only that but i have talked to him NUMEROUS times regarding work. ok so maybe he doesnt want to go but you would think he would alteast have the BALLS to say yes or no to me. dont just leave me hanging here!i have changed my mind about him now. he is obviously retarded and doesnt know how to respond to an email. i cant date someone who is that dumb!back to work........BEB
Welcome 1970-01-01 00:59:59 So I've started this blog because quite frankly i have a lot to bitch about! This blog will not use real names or pics but be nothing but the truth :)I will have a co-writer which is why this place is called 2 Bitches with a Blog she should be making her debut very soon ;)Also we welcome anyone else's bitch stories and encourage you to email us with comments, suggestions and stories about your bitchy life as well!Let the Bitching Begin!!!!!Peace,QB Read more:Welcome
men... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 i dont understand them. ok so that guy i work with... he still hasnt said a damn word about me askin him out!!! he doesnt work directly in my office so he only comes in once a week... which was today! he came in and didnt say anything!!! maybe he could sense the fact that i wanted to throw my stapler at his head??? hmmm that could be why! and QB i totally agree with you about the weather. my hair has been so static and fly away that it has had to be up and out of my way... i have only worn my big warm sweaters for the last 2 weeks. i am praying for summer to come! how many more weeks? or should i say months? BEB
RIP *ANS* 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Anna Nicole Smith dead at 39!!WOW!! Do you think it was all that Trimspa Baby?
Eww Eww EWWW!!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 ok so i was just in the bathroom here in my office building and the woman standing beside me at the sinks starts picking her nose. not just picking... she was shoving her damn finger as far up her nose as she could like she was digging for gold or something. honestly i almost puked!!! and then she would take her finger out and rinse it off under the tap like it was a normal thing. i went in there to blow my nose because i think its rude when people blow snot out of their noses in public. i had a huge box of tissue right beside her. RIGHT THERE on the counter and she saw my blowing my nose trying to be quiet too.... i tell you some people are just gross!!!
My First Guest Bitch 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Thanks QB and BEB!I must bitch today about my new mp3 player - I bought a new one, to replace my old one - my old one charged by plugging into the wall - I was dissapointed to find out that the new only only charged through the USB port for my computer, unless you go out right away and drop $50 on the wall charger. So I had it plugged in all night only to discover it wasn't charging - so I read up on it, and discovered I had to install a newer version of the firmware on the player - only I couldn't do this unless I had POWER! Why don't these techo-tyrants think of shit like this!!!So i had to go out and drop another $50 on this stupid wall charger, and finally got it to work, but what a huge pain in the a$$!Do not buy the Creative Zen Vision M if you don't want to get caught by this trap!And don't even begin to try to convince me to buy an iPod cause I hate them too. Read more:First
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grrrrrr 1970-01-01 00:59:59 another thing i hate is getting confused with how to work my damn blog pages!!! especially when im at work and trying to "sneak" on here to write it!i think i got it now!
Ok so.. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Due to popular demand this blog will now be known as 2 -or more- Bitches with a Blog!Welcome PunkBitch as a guest writter!!
TGIF!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Ive been looking forward to the weekend for... well the entire week! But i suppose i always am :) Tonight we shall smoke some Hookah! Puff Puff pass the green apple tobacci!!!The problem is being a non-smoker whenever I do smoke shisha (all of once a year) my throat kills the next day... hmm so if I sound like a man or a haggard old lady the next day you will know why lol...Got my gym membership last night so you know what that means... no more excuses as to why I cant work out! GREAT lol... no but seriously I need to get more energy in me cuz I'm tired all the time and quite frankly I'm sick of hearing "you need to exercise" from my mother all the time...Well I don't know about you but I'm ALL about the weekends so have a good one Bitches!!PS- I hate the new blogger it doesnt capitalize my I's for me! BahPPS- Just a quick note if you would like to exchange links just leave a comment and ill get on that shit! ;)Peace,QB
fed up! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 when it comes to marriage and relationships I probably can say i have the worst luck.... today was hard. he is just So mean i can't believe he is person i once wanted to spend the rest of my life with. life is so confusing at times. its can be kind and so cruel at the same time. how could he do what he did and continue on the same trend even after w broke up. how can it affect me as it does!!! i know there is a plan for all of us and that everything happend sof a reason, i understand that, but im just so fed up with everything. i want it to all end and for me to have my closure. i cant wait for my trip so i can leave all my troubles behind me and forget about life just for a short while. ill miss my friends, i love them so much, but i need this soooo bad. the day i leave cant come any sooner. im just so sad today that its hard to remember how excited i am...ClassyBitch
Weekend Wrap up! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 So Friday we made it to the Hookah place... Lets just say ive never seen such bad fashion in my life!! It was dead when we got there but by the time we finished dinner the place was packed with tons of middle easterners and friends of middle easterners...The Arabic music was pumping and all the wannabe belly dancers emerged to show off their lack of talent! Bearing their bellies and in some cases their boobs and almost all of their legs as well! The guys were... well.... SHORT! I looked around and I think I could see above 80% of them and im only about 5'7 in my heels! Im sorry but there is something totally wrong with that picture.. Not only were they super short but they were slimey which made it really hard to look past the shortness...General rule men... If you are short and you know it (clap your hands) and don't act creepy... We are already looking past you because of your height but if you want us to totally walk right by go ahead grab our booty's or try a cheesy pick up line Read more:Weekend
OMG... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 NO just NO!!!!I have no idea who Imogen Heap is but what the hell what she thinking?!!! Apparently she let a "fan" design her dress... are you sure he wasn't a hater??!!!Honestly honey someone obviously lied to you!! WHY would your friends, family, manager, agent, or limo driver let you walk the red carpet like this?? YUCK!- QB
The Tim Hortons Secret! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Tim Horton's coffee is addictive! All you fellow Canadians will agree with me... the coffee tastes like crap and upsets your tummy yet we wait 15 mins every morning in that damn drive thru line every freakin day... Do you want to know why people? The coffee has nicotine or MSG in it!! Yes that's right the secret is exposed muahahhha... Its one of the 2 im SO sure!! nicotine/MSG is what makes you wait the 15 mins every morning for a cup of Joe even when there is a Country Style Coffee right across the street with no line up and better tasting coffee... Read this article...Timmies I hate you! I hate you for making me crave you, I hate you for making me late for work everyday waiting in line for your crappy coffee and I hate you for ONLY taking cash and no debit you cheap ass'.... Will I be back? YES but I will continue to curse you the entire 15 minutes I wait in that damn line staring at the bum of the car in front of me and dreaming of the warmth of your coffee...Damn you Mr Horton
Well excuse MY fat ass... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I go to leave my home this morning - and as I approach my car, I noticed that there was an SUV parked next to me (the two spots next to me are supposed to be visitor spots, and are for the most part vacant.Even though a bit of snow on the ground has mostly covered the lines, you can still see them through the ice. What I want to know is WHY this INCONSIDERATE moron parked RIGHT up against my drivers side door. It was VERY clear that they had advance beyond the proper established limits of the yellow line. I couldn't open my door without accidently hitting their beautifully painted and clean passenger side door - opps, did I say "accidentally"Being a regular 'parker' in said parking lot - I know there was no vehicle parked on the other side of them - not to mention the angle of their shitty parking job made it quite clear they just rushed into the spot paying no attention to the concept of "straight lines". So I left them a note."Thank you for parking SO close to my car. It was i
Some Valentine!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Open letter to the ex....Dear MrExThanks for the very pretty Valentine
s day flowers I appreciate them and they made me feel special but it doesn't make me forget everything that happened... my memory isn't that bad! Also the 3am phone call, where you cried for me to give you another chance and not to date anyone else was so uncalled for. Not only did it take me forever to fall asleep last night in the first place but then you called and after we hung up I could not go back to sleep for an hour and now im cranky, tired, emotionally drained, have a headache and look like shit..... And my answer is still NO... SincerelyQueenBitch
Stupid Love Day.... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 My Valentines day was interesting to say the least......i didnt get roses or chocolates from any boys...no that would be too typical. i did however get absolutely smashed with my single room mate and a good friend (also single) last night. so drunk in fact that i slept through my alarm this morning, got to work over an hour and a half late to find out that i am training a student form a work exchange program all morning. LOVELY!oh and then on top of it, i have this guy friend who i have known for a long time now. my roommate always says that he and i should date because we would make a cute couple. i see him as a good friend right now and who knows if it would turn into anything more someday. well this guy friend came by for a bit last night too... and what ended up happening you ask?????? did i drunkenly make out with him? did i do something dumb?NOPE... not quite what happened. he ended up making out with my roommate all night... yes... you heard right.... the roommate that wants me Read more:Stupid
TGIF! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Once again ladies and gents we have come to the end of a very exhausting week and all I have to say to that is THANK tha Lord!May I Present the TGIF Girls!Im sorry but do they not remind you of the Golden Girls?.... Why at the age of 18 was I so into a damn show about senior women?!! LOL Don't ask me to sing the theme song cuz I can and I will ....Oh god help me...
I just wanted some Popcorn and a Parking spot Damnit!! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 This weekend was so random! For the life of me i cant remember Friday but Saturday night was pure jokes went for dinner and then to a lame party and then to a bar but Sunday was my day of excitement!...I was visiting a friend who just moved downtown, i enter the visitor lot to park and this woman is running back to her car to slip in her visitor pass. This woman had parked pretty much in 2 spots like a total moron so i roll down my window and say "excuse me but can you straighten out your car so i can park here?" keep in mind the lot was full so i had no other choice... she stares at me and says "park over there" pointing to a spot the size of a mini cooper .... I respond with "that spots way too small"... she stares at me and then without any answer or anything she runs away.... WHO DOES THAT?!! What a freakin bitch... I was so ready to bitch her out when i came into the building but of course she wasn't there... hmph stupid bitch learn how to park!When i finally arrived home i decid Read more:wanted
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The Condo Smells, My Body Hurts & 2 Damn Cats! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Ok so there was no luck at getting the burnt popcorn/smoke smell outta my condo but I did realize that after 5 minutes your nose gets used to the smell and its not so bad anymore... well Im telling myself that anyway!Finally got my ass to the gym last night and was introduced to Body Pump by my girl... OMG what was I thinking?! My arms are killing me and walking up the stairs this morning was torture... mid way through the class I looked over at her and gave her a real evil look only to see that she was dying as well so i didn't feel so bad! Tonight is NEWBODY which ive done before and really like but despite the torture last night im thinking about trying BodyPump again, am I crazy?! What? I need muscles!In other news my brother is leaving town for a few days and has asked me to take care of his kitties... yes there are 2 little fur balls... Ok yeah so im allergic to cats and although they are the cutest little things they make me itch all over my face... Im not sure why its only on Read more:Condo
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Brick Delays Poker, Cats not so bad, Body Still Hurts! 1970-01-01 00:59:59 (rant)Why I Hate You Brick
Furniture...I bought my dining table, coffee table and 4 ottomans from you January 4th... It is now Feb 21 and I have yet to receive my furniture. I called to see what the hold up was last week and you told me the pieces would be in Feb 16th and someone would call me, when no one called I called you again and now you tell me they wont be in until the end of Feb!!!!! You give me a new date every time I call and quite frankly im getting pissed off! I want my damn dining table so I can start my all girls poker night damnit!Damn You Brick Damn You!!(/rant)So now that I got that outta my system I can move on... This morning I went over and fed the cats and gave them water... yeah ok so it wasnt so bad even for me a total germaphobe! I havent attempted the litter yet as I was running late but tonight I'll have to tackle it... I figure if I hold my breath I should be fine LOL... The boys are so cute though awe how can you not love em! I only have a pic of one of th Read more:Delays
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Is It wrong... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 That the guy at the Sushi place greets me in a "ahhhh you again" type of fashion?! WhAt?? I happen to have a love affair with sushi that's all... MmMmMm dynamite rolls... omg I think I fully just drooled... Here is a pretty accurgate picture of me eating sushi...OMG I neeeeed these PJ's by David & Goliath Ok ok maybe I'm going too far now.... *sigh* I'm just excited for my sushi outing tomorrow and PunkBitch you better not back out!!
Yay today is the day!! Sushi day lol...
Ok so tom... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Yay today is the day!! Sushi
day lol...Ok so tomorrow ive been invited to a birthday at a salsa club... yeah i dont know the first thing about salsa dancing, wish I did (one day I may) but I dont! The thing is that I have to show face cuz its for someone in my extended circle of friends but what I dont get is why this person would choose to have their birthday in a salsa club when like 90% of the friends who are attending dont salsa?! Everyone has been bitching about this party for 2 weeks now and no one wants to go but yet we all have to cuz none of us want to "look" bad...Me being the QueenBitch was all about bailing on the whole night all together, no feeling bad here.... I was however talked into it with this line..." we wont stay long I promise".... WHY do I fall for this line every single time? I mean to me not staying long means 30 mins to an hour, but for some reason no one else goes by those time lines so I expect Ill be staying at least 3 hours yay!Theres nothing like being p
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