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Losing all your friends 2008-03-28 08:28:00 Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”
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What is the Fun about Indian premier league (IPL) 2008-03-24 06:51:00 Actually Indian cricket board started this IPL against Indian cricket League(ICL) which was started by subash Chandra of Zee Network to stop the monopoly of BCCI which is a private board for cricket, but I don’t know how much ICL earned but ICL made around 8 thousand crore rupees which is around two hundred [...]
She, He…And a love story 2008-03-20 23:20:00 Friend: Happy birthday!She : Haan…tha……nk yo….u…was just getting up from the bed.
Friend : Oh! That means I am the first to wish you!She : Naa! He has already wished me at 12 in the night.
Friend : Who???She : Come on, who else, Nitin.
Friend : Oh, ok. So, what’s the plan for today?She : Nitin told [...] Read more:story
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What happens if 1 Rupee = 45 Dollars 2008-03-20 22:44:00 Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years.
What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !………… ……… ….
Scene 1:
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
Some software engineers are Watching some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What’s that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob’s photographs from India ..
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let [...] Read more:Rupee
porno poem 2008-03-20 22:42:00 John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’sside of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and shewas downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he mightspoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room andasked him: ‘Bring this note to your [...]
Wanna become a smart Design Engineer 2008-03-19 00:01:00 Once a smart Design engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towardsOoty in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sittingalong with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions startedbetween our engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started movingin to a tunnel and it was very dark.
Suddenly, [...]
What’s if you attend night classes 2008-06-19 03:16:44 During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman: Narain, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I
have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses
you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion [...]
Message of an irritated engineer because of forwarded mails 2008-06-19 03:11:43 I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2007.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good only for
removing
toilet stains.
I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a
fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands [...] Read more:engineer
, Message
What’s if you attend night classes 2008-06-19 03:16:44 During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman: Narain, I’ve been attending night classes for 5 months now and I
have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!
Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He’s the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses
you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion [...]
Message of an irritated engineer because of forwarded mails 2008-06-19 03:11:43 I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2007.
Because of your kindness:
I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it’s good only for
removing
toilet stains.
I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a
fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands [...] Read more:Message
, engineer
Confident vs. confidential 2008-03-28 08:31:00 A young boy asks his Dad, “What is the difference between confident andconfidential? “Dad says, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your friend overthere, is also my son, that’s confidential! “
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Meaning of a WIFE 2008-03-28 08:30:00 Husband asks, “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means ‘WithoutInformation Fighting Everytime’!”Wife replies, “No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!”
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Brother wanted 2008-03-28 08:29:00 A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,”send me a brother”….Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”….
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, wanted
Losing all your friends 2008-03-28 08:28:00 Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend and kills him.Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.”
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What is the Fun about Indian premier league (IPL) 2008-03-24 06:51:00 Actually Indian cricket board started this IPL against Indian cricket League(ICL) which was started by subash Chandra of Zee Network to stop the monopoly of BCCI which is a private board for cricket, but I don’t know how much ICL earned but ICL made around 8 thousand crore rupees which is around two hundred [...]
She, He…And a love story 2008-03-20 23:20:00 Friend: Happy birthday!She : Haan…tha……nk yo….u…was just getting up from the bed.
Friend : Oh! That means I am the first to wish you!She : Naa! He has already wished me at 12 in the night.
Friend : Who???She : Come on, who else, Nitin.
Friend : Oh, ok. So, what’s the plan for today?She : Nitin told [...] Read more:story
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What happens if 1 Rupee = 45 Dollars 2008-03-20 22:44:00 Enjoy with Future India after 50 Years.
What happens if 1 rupee = 45 dollars !………… ……… ….
Scene 1:
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
Some software engineers are Watching some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What’s that?
s/w engg 2 : Bob’s photographs from India ..
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let [...] Read more:Rupee
Rob Met St.Peter in Heaven and Became a Hen 2008-07-22 22:44:37 Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a
sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing
at the foot of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? And who
are you? “He asked. “This is not your bedroom,” the man replied, [...] Read more:Peter
, Heaven
Funny News part-2 2008-07-22 22:39:00 1. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
2. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.
3. Santa [...] Read more:Funny
Fun News part-1 2008-07-21 23:26:37 1.Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy…
2.Yesterday’s news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today’s news: More aunties found jogging.
3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE(Please fuck from back)
4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
SITUATORY WARNING: Objects
Best Interview Questions and Answers 2008-07-21 23:21:32 Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank [...]
Who is going to Heaven Priest or doctor or Software Engineer ? 2008-07-21 02:58:08 A Priest
, a Doctor and an IT professional die and go to heaven, they hear God’s voice and it says:
” My dear sons I am really very sorry but the heaven is full and I can accommodate only one of u, so to choose the right person, one by one tell me what u have [...] Read more:Heaven
, Software
Facts of our Life 2008-07-21 02:53:27 ’To make money we lose our health and then to restore our health we lose money.
We live as if we are never going to die and we die as if we never lived’
‘A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure’ - APJ Abdul Kalam 2008-07-16 23:13:47 India Knowledge@Wharton: Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure?
Kalam
: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India ’s satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India ’s “Rohini” satellite into orbit by [...] Read more:Leader
, Manage
, Abdul
The Importance of communication in organization: At a Chinese call Center 2008-07-16 23:10:19 Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! [...] Read more:communication
, Chinese
, Center
A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US 2008-07-15 23:26:23 A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori “Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say ‘how are you’.
Then Mr. Clinton should say, “I am fine, and you?” Now you should say [...] Read more:story
, Japanese
, Embassy
Why do India Needs Nuclear Energy and the Deal with America 2008-08-07 08:30:08
I was born in a village, a beautiful village and I am very proud of it.Named Mutlur in Andhra Pradesh.
India
lives in villages, not one or two but in six lakh villages. Their collective conscience forms the soul of India. When these villages breathe India breathes, when they wilt India wilts. Each village has [...] Read more:Needs
, Nuclear
, Energy
, America
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